Erika Jayne
Appearances
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
Ashley Savoni. She don't take no baloney.
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt.
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
Hava Nagila Webber. Know Your Worth with Jason Kerr.
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey B. Bringing the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay B. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. We love her on the rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg.
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
And our super premium sponsors. She's VVIP.
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
The Incredible Edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes. It's Melissa St. Rose.
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#2708 RHOBH S1409 Part Two: Meme to Me
And everyone's like, oh, I can't believe Sutton would say that to Kyle.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Like, oh my God, look how glamorous it all came together. I'd like to thank me for being so true to myself. Thank me.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She goes, it is gorgeous. Not to tell you something, last night I sat on this couch and I just took it all in. Some dick, that is. I took in a lot of dick on the new sofa. Broke it right in.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
She's like, I just sat here, right here in this couch, and I just took in the view.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
So she says, I feel like a new woman. I feel like Anora. This is such a great new beginning, and it just feels like me. And I don't look at the furniture and have past memories. I look at it, and it's mine, mine. It's a little bit of razzle-dazzle, reference to Chicago, which I'm currently starring in. And it's a little bit of glamour. And the glamour is coming back to Erika Jayne.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
I got an antique chair, a little antique table next to me, and the glamour is back. This house is so me, I tried to get earrings out of the jewelry box, and it wouldn't get them to me, little fucker. Now I no longer have to live like a pauper in my small tiny two million dollar house. Now I can live the life of a wealthy person. So Martin's like, well, you have lifted energy.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
You feel lighter to me. She's like, yes, I am. I'm smiling. Wait, hold on one second. Let me try to do something that I've heard about. It's called empathy. Nope, still doesn't work. Well, you're not a miracle worker, Martin. What can I tell you?
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Hi, it's the ashes from which the Phoenix sprang.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Listen, you can't have a phoenix without someone to set it on fire first.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Mom, meet Martin. This is my mother, Renee.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
It's just my interior decorator, mother.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
And she's like, let me give you the tool. First of all, turn around this way. Look, the best wall in the house. It's me. Well, it's also you now, which really diminished the swab. Mom, move over to the kitchen. The wall is good again.
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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Oh, my goodness, my mother has landed. I'm just so thrilled that I cannot thank you enough, Martin. Now get off our televisions.