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#2750 RHOBH S1414 Part One: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You
Wed, 05 Mar 2025
This is part 1 of a 2-parterOn The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton throws a fashion show, and Kathy Hilton walks the runway. Too bad she wasn’t a model. Meanwhile, Kyle reels from paparazzi photos of Mauricio and a new lady friend. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the focus of this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode recap?
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the incomparable and handsome Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hello, how are you? I am absolutely fabulous. Like one of your favorite sitcoms. Just, you know, enjoy it. We're midweek here. It's hump day. We're having a great time.
I keep on thinking it's Thursday. I thought it's Thursday the past three days. which is rough when you think it's Thursday all week long. But now we're actually approaching Thursday, so I'm feeling great. We have some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to discuss today. We will also be recapping on a separate episode, Denise Richards and her wild things. Also, this week, very, very exciting.
I think this is the reason why I've been thinking it's Thursday all week long, is because I can't stop thinking about it. Traders finale is this Thursday, and we have been recapping the entire season on Patreon. So if you've been wondering where our Traders recaps are, they're over there. Now, if you are not a Patreon member. Obviously, we encourage you to join patreon.com.
Chapter 2: Why are the hosts discussing the Apple tax and its impact on Patreon?
But something has happened in the world of Patreon and Apple, which is that Apple has introduced kind of this Apple tax, which means that if you sign up... Through a Patreon app, as opposed to just going to the Patreon website normally, if you go through the app, Apple is going to take a 30% cut of that subscription. I mean, it doesn't impact you. You pay the same amount. We're just saying.
No, no, it doesn't impact them. It's more expensive. Oh, it does?
Yeah, the prices through the Apple app are more expensive. So if you want 30% less, sign up online. Just sign up online and then you can still use the app. That's crazy. I know, they're such greedy fucks. Like they're honestly such greedy fucks. And what do they do for that 30%? Nothing, nothing. They have a little app. So if you want to use the app, still use the app. Just sign up via web browser.
Wow, that is really upsetting to hear. So, yeah, go to the web browser. I mean, all these platforms raising their prices incessantly. For what? And then, you know, like, it's so funny. There was the whole strike last year, and all these streamers and platforms said, like, but we have no money, as they continue to raise the price over and over and over again.
I wish we could go on strike, but we won't.
Who do we talk about housewives with? I mean, that's one reason we'll never go on strike. Our heads will explode if we don't have somebody to talk about this shit with.
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on current egg prices and vanilla?
Also, picketing is really hard. It's really annoying. I picketed during that strike and I had to hold a sign and you walk around and it's hot and humid. And let me tell you something. It looks like it's easy. You just walk in circles. It gets old really quickly.
It doesn't look easy to me. It's hard to even walk around a grocery store. The other day I was in the HEB and I went from the produce to the eggs just to see how expensive eggs were. Because, you know, I want to be one of those people who's like, eggs? Eggs are so expensive! Yeah. Like I wanted to do that. So I did it. It was fun. It was like a tourist thing in the store.
So I went over to the egg section and I was like, this is exhausting. I'm so tired. Like I looked at my steps on my watch. I was like, how many steps did that take? Because I've aged five years.
What was your pick a chant? Was it like, hell no, we will go actually. This is a lot of work. No, I did this.
I went and I stood in front of the eggs and I went, eggs, $8. Oh my God. And then everyone, I know. And then everyone started going like, not everyone, but like a couple of people are like, isn't it ridiculous? What is this word coming to you? Just wait until the tariffs come. It was fun.
I was rabble rousing. Yeah, I like that. You should have also added in, we're here, we're queer, and we're not used to these egg prices.
We're here eggs, we're queer eggs, get used to it. I mean, if they were queer eggs, I would pay that much money. That would be awesome to have like gay eggs. I'd be like, here's my 10 dollars.
I feel like if the eggs prices were wrapped up in the eggs as silver whites, I would support it, but I don't think it is.
You're making eggs, you're like, I believe in life after love.
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Chapter 4: How does Sutton's fashion show and her mother's visit play out?
We really don't know because it's such a weird in-between time for Bravo. I'm used to having like multiple housewives to choose from, you know, at the end of the week, mid to end of the week. And we don't have that. So what will it be?
We don't.
I know. And we're also doing like a Sunday show, which we don't often do Sunday shows. So it's like, what do we recap all the way on a Sunday when all the content aired earlier in the week? So we're going to figure it all out, but it'll be fun no matter what.
Yeah, it's going to be fun time. So I'm excited.
We always have a great time here.
I'm excited to start egg rabble all over the country. I'm going to every grocery store in every town and going, oh, the price of eggs on the run.
We're going to fight it out. Yeah, you do that. So, um, so I'm talking like Michael's on Southern hospitality. So let's get all the recall, um, real houses of Beverly Hills season 14, episode 14 to 14, 14, everyone hemlines and headlines. You know, um, I sewed a shirt last night. I finished sewing a shirt last night. I almost wore it on today's crap. It's on demand.
And then I thought it'd be ridiculous. So I didn't. And now I kind of wish I had, I'm sad.
i don't think it's ridiculous at all i saw it on your instagram i think it looks really good that shirt i was like wow ben's inner style is really coming out with you learning to sell like i'm starting to see what you're going like what you're you know like your inner style i don't know well it's it's funny you know what's actually funny is that if i go to a store i don't really know what to buy for myself and i usually wind up i always get like sort of something that's like blue or gray and it's always kind of like samey samey it's a little safe
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Chapter 5: What is the controversy around Mauricio's paparazzi photos?
Why did it take us so long to come up with poor reed? Like, why did it take Sutton Strack to be the one to introduce poor reed to the masses? I feel like that's something that like we as an internet community should have been able to introduce like several years ago.
I feel like it's probably something they stole from a comment thread somewhere. It probably is. A Reddit thing or something. Although I don't think I've seen it there before, but I see it now every single day. Poor Rita. Then we go over to Kathy Hilton and Kyle is picking her up and Kathy's trying to get into the mailbox. She's like, Kathy, get into my car. It's the mailbox. She's like, ooh. Whoa.
She's like, can you believe this? Yeah, I'm wearing all black in the heat. I'm just not in the mood. You're like, I'm not in the mood because I'm single now. Ah.
Well, she would have worn a different color, but unfortunately that involves opening up a French door into a separate closet. And she hasn't quite mastered how to open a French door just yet. So Kathy is like, how are you doing? She's like, well, I think I'm like, I'm like a bit shocked and still like processing because like, honestly.
I was in the car driving with Jen, and she felt so bad to tell me, but she had to tell me. And Jen, I believe, Jen's her assistant, right? I think we saw her a few weeks ago, sort of crammed up against the side of the car, going to some party.
So this is, of course, referring to the headlines of Mauricio spotted kissing a new woman in a random airport in Greece, where definitely there was a paparazzo just waiting. Yeah.
You know, the theories are all over on that one. People are saying it's probably just a Bravo fan in the airport that ended up selling it to TMZ, which I can kind of buy because last week I was like, this is Kyle or Mauricio. You know, I was onto that last week, but I can see how it was probably just one of us.
You know, that's actually true. I mean, it's totally conceivable. I mean, iPhones are actually so powerful now that you could compete with a paparazzo, you know. Yeah. Windows phones are the best.
We did it. iPhones specifically. We're like, fuck Apple. iPhones are the best in the world. So she's very upset wearing black today because, you know, Mauricio is getting some ass. And she's like, I'm just, I'm shocked. I'm processing. Like, oh my God. And then we see headlines. Mauricio spotted kissing new woman. And she's like, honestly, I was like, I don't even know.
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Chapter 6: How has Erika Jayne's home transformation contributed to her new beginnings?
You touch my kids, I will kill you.
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You know, why is Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, why are they still on the cover of every tabloid? It's so weird. I noticed that at the grocery store. Can you tell I had a very eventful time at the grocery store? Why are they still, why is it the same people from like 40 years ago on the cover of every tabloid? It's bizarre.
True. But like, who else are they going to put on there right now?
Tina Yeathers? I mean, if you're going to reach into the past, at least bring me people I want to know about what happened to Tina Yeathers. Who's she fucking?
Who's seen the others fucking, okay? We need to... Is she fucking Brad Pitt? I don't think so. Did she lose her feeling in her legs when she saw Mauricio kissing that girl? I'd like to know.
Thank you. So yeah, she has no feelings in her legs now. So Kathy's like, well, how are you doing? And she goes, yeah. Oh, so Kathy's like... So she lost her legs when she saw what? She goes, the picture of Maurizio. Who? Maurizio, my ex-husband and that girl kissing. Oh, yeah, I saw that. She's like, well, isn't that why you're asking how I'm doing?
She goes, well, kind of, yeah, but I wanted you to bring it up. I don't know. I knew eventually we would see something like that. I just didn't want to be the one to say it. So we're allowed to talk about this on camera? Are you going to refuse to speak to me for three more years?
They're all like, we've always thought Mauricio was a man whore. And we were just waiting for him to start man whoring it up now that you guys are separated. So Kyle's like, I saw it like everyone else saw it on TMZ. It's just like very strange to see. And I was expecting to see him in person out or like at a restaurant. Or maybe he'd be like in a country music video with a hot girl. I don't know.
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