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#2743 RHOBH S1413 Part Two: Caviar Taste on a Doritos Budget

Wed, 26 Feb 2025

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This is part 2 of a two-parterThere’s a Caviar and Caftans party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Sutton rips Dorit for being poor after another comment on her alcohol intake. Who will end up with fish eggs on their face? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: How does the Caviar and Caftans party unfold?

59.109 - 74.804 Ben

So then we go to Bose and Dorit riding together on the way to the party. And they're like, oh my God, girl, I can't believe it. I have so much to tell you. Me too. I haven't seen you since my 4th of July party. Okay, well, I'm not going to talk today, am I? Four eggs.

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76.625 - 99.445 Ben

Yeah, exactly. So then we see a flashback to the party and everything. And so then Kathy, we see also a flashback to one week earlier and Kathy was asking Kyle about the trip to Augusta and Kyle says it was emotional. And Bo says, look- I think there was an opportunity just to say, hey, look, we need you in this sisterhood. We need you in this circle.

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99.465 - 102.726 Ben

And if you don't join, we're going to recruit a baby doctor. So get in, bitch.

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103.326 - 120.489 Ben

If we don't have a pinata to hit, how are the kids supposed to eat candy after it's broken? Get in here. But also she's saying, you know, I wish we had known that she had all this trauma that she was reliving on this trip, because maybe that would have made that day different, which it wouldn't have. But that's a nice thought on her part.

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121.449 - 133.393 Ronnie

And so she's like, what Sutton needs is to stop playing the victim in situations she created and then manipulate people and bully them into believing that she's the innocent one.

133.573 - 137.194 Ben

I'm tired of it. I've had it. She's a court fitness. Have I used that one already?

138.462 - 147.634 Ben

I'm sick of people acting, playing the victim card. Now, Bose, you do, you will cover this ride, right? Because I'm $10,000 down after someone stole my purse at a Big Lots.

148.315 - 151.179 Ben

So, Therese... I'm sorry, did I say Target before?

151.259 - 173.908 Ben

I meant Walmart. I met a CVS Greens. So Dorit's like, I always say Sutton's behavior is very inconsistent. And I've been around that really nice, sweet, fun, compassionate person. And we see a flashback to two months earlier when Sutton was trying to be nice. And she's like, If you're getting divorced, I will be there with you to laugh in your face.

Chapter 2: What drama occurs between Sutton and Dorit?

1529.637 - 1541.232 Ben

So please. And I said, well, I'm going to say something to you. I'm going. I'm going to go. And I mean this sincerely. So Dorit just goes, hold on. Ding, ding, ding. Dorit's hilarious.

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1541.252 - 1562.396 Ben

Starts taking your glass. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs has an announcement to make. So Sun goes, okay, we don't need, we don't need a table announcement. Okay, I'm just talking to you. She's like, okay, everyone, Satan has something to say. Everyone, please, please let this deranged person speak. Okay, no, I came to your house, to your 4th of July party to celebrate this country.

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1562.777 - 1570.923 Ben

And I came calm and I came in peace and I waited. And as soon as Kyle got there, you came down and then you took my handbag.

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1571.963 - 1579.37 Ronnie

Oh, they all say they come in peace at first. Ask my ancestors.

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1579.57 - 1598.486 Ben

Oh, how vicious of me. Heaven forbid. A little humor. Oh, was it humorous? Well, it depends on your mood. It's humorous if you were in a good mood. Well, I wasn't. I came in in politeness. I bought you a very nice bottle of champagne. That's definitely out of your price bracket. It's called Andre. I think you would like it.

1598.806 - 1611.16 Ben

and i cut flowers from my garden i held them for 30 minutes in your lobby now technically it wasn't flowers they were just dandelions which are actually weeds but whatever they made your lobby look nice And Grisham goes, not lobby.

1611.28 - 1629.355 Ben

She goes, well, it looked like a lobby because I was the only one there. So, you know, you wanted to point out the vodka and the grapefruit juice. And then you put vodka in your Coca-Cola, which I thought was interesting. And then we sit down and I get a watermelon drink. And you go, aha, you're asking if there's alcohol in it? That was a jab. That was a jab.

1629.555 - 1649.228 Ben

And everyone's just looking at her like, what is this crazy lady? Like, you have not said one offensive thing yet, except that she made you wait 30 minutes. The rest of it's like, so? She put some Coca-Cola in her, what are you mad about? And the drink goes, why was it a jab? And she's, and by the way, it's pronounced Jib. It was a Jib.

1651.249 - 1667.337 Ben

And at least I served rosé in a rosé glass. So Sutton's like, after what happened last year and what you did to me, she's like, what did I do to you last year? You insinuated that I had a drinking problem and I am not a drunk, even though I clearly have very defined opinions on where vodka should go.

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