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#2752 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0101-02:Rants and Raves
Thu, 06 Mar 2025
We’re recapping the first two episodes of Denise Richards and Her Wild Things. In the first ep, Denise tangles with Malibu plastic laws as she throws a BBQ for her family. Then she hangs with Tori Spelling while her daughters head to raves and Taco Tuesday. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: How does the podcast introduce Denise Richards' new show?
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We're aspiring to recap the first two episodes in one episode here, but we may split it up. We'll see how it goes. Anywho, before we dive into that, of course, we are continuing on with our national tour, the Mounting Hysteria Tour, which is resuming next week. Uh, we started off in Cincinnati. Then we're going to go to Minneapolis and Toronto all next weekend.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of Denise Richards' family dynamics?
All right, let's get on with Denise Richards and her wild things. Swacky Denise Richards getting her another solo show, guys. Yeah. We are. Here we are. What'd you think about it, Randy? I liked it. It's a little, um, Kim Zolciak ish, you know, not as trashy, but it's got kind of those vibes. Yeah. But I enjoyed it.
It was interesting seeing her daughters because we really didn't see that much of her daughters. I kind of like how the trauma of the daughters has like spread out in different ways. Like you've got one daughter who's like, I'm only fans now. And then you've got the other one who's like super religious.
Yeah.
It's interesting watching how whatever has gone on in their lives has worked their way through two people in completely different ways. So that's pretty interesting to watch. I enjoyed it for the most part. I thought it was fun. Some fun camp.
yeah there's some amusing parts in it i mean these types of shows are not really my jam generally speaking like the um half an hour in the lives of a celebrity it's kind of light and fun and silly you know you know it's fine though i mean we you know i love denise richards you know i i love that she's just like i don't care dog shit i'll roll around and i don't care but um uh you
You know, I would not say that these shows are my jam. When Bravo rolls these shows out like once per year, there's some sort of version of this, whether it's this, whether it's Kim Zolciak, whether it's like someone getting ready for a wedding. But, you know, it's fun.
Yeah, I believe that back in the TVgasm or Trash Talk TV days, I recapped the original Denise Richards reality show.
It's complicated.
Yeah. And now I don't know if I did the whole thing or if I just did a couple episodes, but I remember getting really into that one because it was kind of boring, you know, and she has this like weird relationship with her dad. There's that was, that was what that one was about. He's like, you're hot, honey, show it off or whatever.
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Chapter 3: Why is Denise Richards' OnlyFans account significant?
Well, and it's also very Malibu, right? Because Malibu is a different animal. I mean, that's a completely different world living out there. I mean, that is kind of like living in the country in a way. They're so separated from stuff. Like you can tell like how they dress and stuff. They're wearing little, you know, like cotton flower dresses and they're barefoot. It's very, yeah, it's very Malibu.
surfy yeah very surfy but yeah there's so many of these kind of like teenagers that are in la who are crazy born again it's it's funny people think of la as this place the religion goes out the window and we're all heathens out here but there's a very strong kind of like born again vibe that happens especially from these like young actors who are kind of like lost at sea and they all kind of find community at these like that these like progressive churches etc
Because it's like rebellion, you know? Like when you're young, you're more rebellious. And in L.A., which is kind of a godless place, it is being a rebel to be a Christian. Absolutely it is. It's crazy. So it's like punk. You know, it's like punk rock. It's like, fuck yeah, I'm into Jesus now. Yeah. Frick yeah, man.
So they get the dogs in the car and Denise just keeps going, oh my God, I'm so excited. I'm so excited, girls. I'm so excited. and they keep- I'm so excited. They start an I'm so excited meter for Denise.
I was like, oh my God, this is hilarious how she keeps saying the same word. And then cut to this morning, last night I stayed up making this like chocolate bar on my Instagram. And so I was documenting the entire process of making Dubai chocolate. So I had about like, I don't know, probably like 10 or 12 stories. So I was like, you know what?
I'm gonna make that into a highlight so people can see my Dubai chocolate making. And so as I'm assembling all these stories together, Every single story starts with me going like this. All right. All right. Okay. All right. I was like, Oh God, I'm Denise Richardson right now. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. All right. All right. All right. We got this out. All right. We did this.
All right. We did that.
How'd that Dubai chocolate turn out?
You know, it was, okay. It was very good. Like I'm definitely going to eat more of it. I made a few mistakes. The first thing is that I used Baker's chocolate because I was in a store and that was the only melting chocolate that they had. So I was like, oh, that'll be fine. Chocolate's chocolate. I'm not that chocolate's chocolate, but like,
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Chapter 4: What challenges does the family face with Malibu's laws?
Yeah, weird. So then they go to Pilates. Denise and Sammy go to Pilates. She's like, well, I found us a new place to go to Pilates because my Pilates trainer is doing a retreat in the Cayman Islands. And she goes, um, where's that? She's like, uh, it's in the Cayman Islands, honey.
So they walk in, they meet Sonya. She's like, well, I saw high intensity. I thought I'd come here. So Sonya's like, yeah, well, it's definitely going to be high intensity, but we'll take it easy, which I would never believe from a Pilates instructor. So Denise continues talking and she says, well, Sammy's my firstborn. She's 20 years old and she's very confident.
She's a confident young woman with bad tattoos and It's just so interesting for me because when I moved to Los Angeles, I started acting when I was 20. So I see so much of her too, except for the whole acting and on the road to fame thing. But now I know how my parents felt when I did certain things in my career. Yeah. Yeah.
and we didn't even have subscription back then. So you can just imagine what she's doing. You know, Sammy, she's got a good career and some dead eyes. I'm just real proud of her. So then we just watch them do their Pilates and it's really hard for Sammy. She's like, oh my God, mom, it's like hard to believe that you're not struggling. No, she's not struggling. She's been doing this shit for years.
She's a pro, okay?
Yeah. Well, I'm meeting with a modeling agency next week. Yeah, because I think I want to start taking that really seriously instead of OnlyFans. Like, once I have another job that I really like, then I would stop it. I'm like, well, you also could just get a job. Yeah. It doesn't have to be a modeling job. I mean, go for it. Hey, if you get signed, then all the power to you.
But, you know, there's like modeling is not the only option for you outside of OnlyFans.
Well, I don't know. OnlyFans money is a specific kind of money. Like that's a lot of money. You're not going to make that working at the ice cream shop and you're not going to make it modeling either. So what's your last name, Sheen?
I don't know, to be honest.
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Chapter 5: How do Denise's daughters handle their relationship?
Hmm, let's see.
I moved in 1997, so I was negative five years old. Okay, Camille, you don't have to play. We know how old you are.
Well, I think I was like 26, 27 when I moved to LA. Yeah. And I married Kelsey.
And when I was 20, there's a lot of talking. I wish there was someone to help me say how old I was.
You know, you moved here when you were 26, but then you married Kelsey when you were 28. But, you know, then you were married 14 years, but it was so rough on you when he left, you know, because you were so devastated, you know, because your whole world fell apart.
Right. It was so upsetting.
And then the judgment from other people and being made out to be like this awful human. Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Yeah, we just get tossed to the curb and God, how terrible the curb is.
Anyway, so we get tossed to the curb with like a hundred million dollars. It was so hard. It's like, yeah, I never get divorced again. Even if we hate each other, I'm saying, you know how much these fuckers will take from me? They've already got my fucking house. All right.
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