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#2754 Summer House S09E4 Part Two: The Hannah That Rocks The Cradle
Thu, 06 Mar 2025
This is part 2 of a 2-part recap!The long shadow of Hannah Berner continues to rankle Kyle on Summer House, and Paige has had enough of it. Also, Lindsay has a gender reveal scavenger hunt that’s as fun as it sounds! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Get Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria tour at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What happened in part one of the Summer House recap?
Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.
So they're basically upset because...
Chapter 2: Why is Kyle upset about Craig's investment decisions?
and sounds like craig said he was going to invest and then he didn't invest and then did something with this other company is that what i'm deducing from all this he asked kyle if he could invest in his company and kyle said uh give me give me some time to think about it and then craig was like well that i'll go invest in this other spritzer company or i don't think he's i don't know if he's an investor if he's just paid to advertise it because
Page makes it sound like he's just being paid to advertise it anyway. But either way, you know, if if someone from another show that's bigger than yours, frankly, ratings wise says, I want to be part of your thing and also advertise it on my show, then you don't really need to think about it. That's stupid. Just say yes.
And let me just come up with some numbers or something, which maybe I think that's what Kyle said he did.
I think Kyle said he said, sure, let me like put together a proposal for you, whatever. I don't know. You know, this happened to me yesterday. I have to say, I wound up in this exact same situation. Yeah, guys. Basically, I was trying to sell some routers. I upgraded my router, my Nest router to the new generation. And so I was going to sell them. I sold them on Facebook Marketplace.
Chapter 3: What personal story does Ben share about Facebook Marketplace?
For three weeks, they sat there. And for three weeks, people would message and say, is this available? And I'd say, yes.
then i wouldn't hear from them again and then say is this available and sometimes they'd say can i come by and i'd say yes and then i wouldn't hear from them again because that's just what facebook marketplace or craigslist is people just say yes and then they disappear they ghost so then on monday someone says is it still available i say yes and he's like can i come by on wednesday i say yes i say come between three and six he says okay and then i book a haircut so then i say come between four and six okay
And then on Tuesday, someone else says, is this available? And I said, yes. He's like, can I come by tomorrow at four? I said, yes. I'm like, well, what are the odds? Two people are both interested in coming by to get the routers. But I'm like, they're both going to flake because that's just the way it goes. So I'm like, yeah, come at four, whatever.
Then they both decide to come and they both commit. And suddenly I have to choose. I have to choose basically between lover boy and a spritzer. And it was such a mess because one guy was like, I'm like nearby. And I was like, well, I had already promised it to another person first, but I don't know where he is because I'm not hearing from him. So I assume he had flaked.
So I said, I'll just come and bring you the speakers. So then I'm driving to go to the Starbucks to bring in the not speakers, the routers, the second guy. And then the first guy is like, Hey, I'm running late because of the rain. I'll be there in 10 minutes. And I said, Oh, hey, I'm already selling to someone else. And he's like, you already sold it. This is unbelievable.
We had a day we had a compromise. I drove up from Whittier for this. This is ridiculous. And then And I was like, oh, God, I feel really shitty. That's bad. Driving up from Whittier. And I saw the other guy.
Money for that gas. Just go buy a fucking router, dude.
So then I felt really bad. So I was like, so I messaged the second guy who's at Starbucks. I say, hey, turns out the other person who I said may be coming there. They're here. So I'm just going to give it to the second guy was like.
unbelievable how can you do this to me i planned my whole day around this i had two people on facebook marketplace so angry at me justifiably so because i was being a face facebook marketplace boy at that point playing two different people against each other but then i eventually i was like the guy came up to meet you i thought we had it was like that But I honored my commitment to the first guy.
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Chapter 4: How does Paige handle the conflict with Kyle?
$25.
I mean, come on.
You know, honestly, I felt, I felt so bad for the guy who I drove up from Whittier that I told him, I was like, honestly, just take this for free. I feel so bad. And he was like, no, no, no. And so he gave me the $25. I go, do you want some Dubai chocolate? I just made some Dubai chocolate. And he was like, uh, no, no.
You're like, I just made some chocolate that could kill me if I came out in its country. He's like, no, thanks. I'll take my $25 and put it for a half a tank of gas to get me back to fucking Whittier.
This is all to say, if the second guy who I stood up, Greg, if he gives me a bad review on Facebook Marketplace, it's deserved. But also, people, if you see that review on me, now you know the greater context.
Well, you could do what Leva did on Southern Hospitality and just be like, fuck you guys. You're all full of shit. These reviews are bullshit. It's a conspiracy against my husband. Okay, so Sierra is like, wait a minute. We can all invest in Loverboy? And he's like, yeah, I mean, minimum bid's 25 grand, same as it was in 2019. And Wes is like, I cannot afford that right now.
And Sierra's like, that's hilarious. You're hilarious again. You're really funny. That was funny. Oh, my God.
Listen, if he presented it the way he described, that would have been one thing. But he's a fucking liar, okay? And I've been taking fucking shots, one after another. I'm happy to talk to Craig about it. Quite frankly, it's a moot point. I thought we were closer than this. By the way, you're taking shots...
left and right because you're actually physically taking shots and you're wasted right now. But also, you're the one amplifying all these grievances that you have. No one in the world cares what beverage Craig is backing right now. And no one really thinks less of you or Loverboy because of it.
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Chapter 5: What is the impact of Hannah's departure on Summer House dynamics?
And Paige, who is now all the way through the living room, somehow hears this. It turns, flips back around, and she walks out there with her finger out, and she's like, thigh gap, thigh gap, thigh gap, thigh gap, Kyle!
Thigh gap, thigh gap!
Yeah. She, like, comes running outside. She's like, I'm being two-faced? Did you just say that I'm being two-faced? How fucking dare you? I'm actually an adult. I was able to maintain a friendship with Hannah, a friendship with Amanda, never speak ill of your wife, and then maintain a friendship with Amanda and never speak ill of Hannah. And that's actually called being mature and an adult.
Not two-faced. What you do is two-faced. Text raging, texting me, then acting like it's all good. That's two-faced. And my biological clock...
is beating like this how dare you i started off this weekend normal and you've turned me into a character from mob lives now i'm just marissa tomei he's like okay i told you have your moment have your moment man i was like hi What? Have what? Are you telling me to have my mug? Patriots was ready to go off at every line. And he's like, you're just yelling at me. She goes, yeah, I'm yelling at you.
What about it? Thigh gap. And he's like, all right, congratulations. You yelled at me.
So Paige just goes back inside and Kyle's like, well, Paige's business partner is still out there telling lies. And Sierra's like, well, yeah, but why can't you just block her and move the fuck on? Like, if you hate her so much, block her. He's like, well, I actually don't hate Hannah. I would love it if she'd promote my beverage on the Giggly Squad shows at Radio City Music Hall.
That's probably, by the way, what it's all about. He probably wants them to drink Loverboy at Radio City Music Hall or in front of Megan Thee Stallion, and they won't. And he's like, meh. So Amanda's like, it just sucks.
It sucks. It affects things.
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Chapter 6: How does Paige balance friendships with Hannah and Amanda?
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Meanwhile, we go to the kitchen and Danielle and Emeril are in there. And the chef's like, okay, are you ready for dessert? This party's amazing, am I right? Lindsay's like, oh my God, oh my God, show. Eat this piece of cake and then look at your tongue and that's gonna tell you what the baby's gonna be. He's like, I already knew this. I made all the pink food.
Just doing. I'm trying to have a fun gender reveal. I'm not going to be on this show that much longer. So just do this for me.
So then Jesse is like with Wes and he's like, Hey, so, uh, Sierra laughed at you tonight, bro. And I was like, yeah, I mean, she's been laughing. She's been fighting laughing for a while. Yeah. I mean, I go like, he's a funny guy.
Not right. And she goes, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think she thinks you're funny. Yeah. Yeah.
and he's like um i was just like so proud because like all my life i've dealt with rough situations by like being funny and so like you know sierra laughing at me that like really saved the day you know it's like a huge step like i mean i sound like i'm in eighth grade guys right i'm just a little boy just an insecure little boy
So I'm guessing he was laughing a lot when he got that haircut because that is the roughest of the situations.
He's just trying to get himself out of bullying by getting stupid haircuts. He's like, well, maybe they'll laugh at me and then I'll get out of it.
Hey, it's me. It's me talking to Kyle. Hey, let's go check on Amanda real quickly. Let's just like not make it worse. Let's just like, let's just like make it easy. Let's make it soft. Oh, it's a tender moment. I need a tender moment with pink dessert.
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Chapter 7: What is the gender reveal scavenger hunt?
So I feel like maybe you're a little bit of an orange flag, maybe? She's like, it's a burnt orange, yeah.
It's a pink flag, I'm having a girl.
So Carl and Kyle are outside again and we get another round of this. Are you all right? I just want to leave and I never want to come back. I'm drunk driving my way to safety. And then back to the girls, Amanda and Paige still crying all over each other.
And Amanda's like, oh, it's like at times like this, I can't even talk. I'm off the ledge, you know, but things have affected lover boy. But the way Kyle's handling it, oh.
So in the kitchen, West is now talking to Lindsay. And he's like, you know what's crazy? Like, you can say the craziest shit if you want because, like, you're pregnant. And so, like, no one's going to talk shit to you. Pregnant ladies getting away with everything. So I'm going to go to a friend's house. See ya.
Yeah. So that's this whole thing. He's going to sneak out, but he's like, he just, he just don't, you know, he's going to be like, um, it's like, I'm going, I'm going to go out and like shit, but like, I'm not here to like, you know, back, back anyone's stories and be like a freak. I don't know what it is. He's just, he's going to sneak out.
He's so Amanda uncomfortable. He's like, I, I'm going to go to my homies house because I don't want to make it uncomfortable for Sierra. If I like hook up. Cause you know, I'll just do the stud with unlimited options guys. And don't you forget it.
So Amanda's like, Kyle talked about leaving. And I'm like, I don't know what he's going to do. He's like, I don't even want to be here. And Sierra's like, well, where is he now? I don't know. I'm going to go to bed.
So Lexi and Jesse are in bed.
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