As TJ launches Sir Weiners on Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley leans into the fantasy that he’s actually married to Maddi. Meanwhile, Emmy and Will are stronger than ever! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the main theme of Southern Hospitality S03E08?
Hello and welcome to Walter Krappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we'd love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and adorable Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi, how are you? Great. Thank you. We are going to recap Southern hospitality.
Chapter 2: How is the Mounting Hysteria Tour connected to the podcast?
Before we dive into that, we are going to be engaging in some Southern hospitality when we go to such cities as Charlotte, North Carolina. which is often referenced on this show and Southern Charm. We'll be going there as part of the Mountain Historia Tour, which is going to resume in mid-March. We are going to a whole bunch of cities. We are going to kick things off
um in cincinnati we'll be going to charlotte we'll be going to atlanta we'll be going to minneapolis uh tons of places philadelphia dc check out the full schedule at watchrappens.com um we are probably going to be going to a city near you so we'd love to see your face uh and uh also be sure to check out patreon.com watchrappens to get access to our weekly bonus episode we are recapping the traders you can listen to that if you're as obsessed with the traders as we are
Uh, there's also crap is on demand where you can watch us instead of just listening to us. So Patreon really gives you a whole suite of fun things to do. And there's a great community over there as well, as well as our discord, et cetera. So, uh, to that end, everything you can find, anything you would need would be at watch your crappins.com.
Chapter 3: What is the significance of hot dogs in this episode?
One thing we do not have a watch crappins.com though, our hot dogs. Luckily, if you want a hot dog, you apparently can go to Republic Bar and Grill and Club and Hot Dog Cart because that's what they have there. That's what this whole episode is about. Opening up, selling hot dogs.
Get you some wieners. It's Sir Wieners, y'alls. Sir Wieners. This is season three, episode eight, Wieners and Losers. We see overhead shots of Charlotte and then we go to Michael's house and he's unloading his dryer and his shorts got stuck so he's untwirling his shorts.
Yeah, he's like, oh my God, I cannot believe this happened. My shorts are totally stuck to my dryer. This is, I'm like literally freaking out right now.
I'm traumatized. And then we go to TJ's and he's unloading Sir Wiener's merch from boxes and vacuuming it, vacuuming each piece as it comes out. And then we go to Elite Fitness where Brad is being very motivating. He's like, guys, do pushups.
funny using the word elite with anyone from this cast um and then we have the music as it keeps going and it's like and i can't believe this is happening to me and it's late driving i can't believe it someone's driving uh and she calls her mom jerry and this is the theme for the first uh 20 minutes this episode her mom says she's like oh hey honey how's your day going I'm tired.
And this is what every single cast member says for the next 20 minutes. I'm tired. Are you hydrating? Yeah. To the best of my ability.
Yeah. So then we go to Emmy's apartment. Well, I mean, so far, you know, drawstrings and, um, hydration. So then we go to Emmy's and they're eating takeout, uh, very, um, insanely because it's Emmy. So she's like, yeah. how was your day? How was your day? Oh my God. He's like, I'm exhausted. Cause like I've been at work, I'm working, like I'm a lawyer.
So like, I don't know if you'd noticed, but I have a highlighter. So pretty, pretty big deal. It's a lot of responsibility.
Yeah, you may notice I have a tie that I got from Van Heusen. So I've been working lawyer stuff, you know. Oh, that's right. I slept till 4 p.m. today. You slept till 4? Yeah, I slept for 15 hours. Well, I actually spent 12 of those hours just crying, but that counts as sleep, right? Yeah, well, I'm not sure.
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Chapter 4: Why is Joe Bradley treating his relationship with Maddi as real?
And Maddie goes, my back hurts. Oh, your back hurts? Yeah. From putting up with me? Yeah. I'll give you a massage.
Okay. So then he's like, yeah, I can give you a massage now because we're married. I can't believe you're my wife, Charleston.
Sorry. I can't believe we're back in Charleston. Sorry. It was me who said that. Thanks for saying my line for me, Joe. No problem. You're my wife. I'll always say your lines for you.
Thanks. So what do I got to do this week, Joe? I'm like, what's on my iCal? And he's like, um, be my wife. So then Maddie's like, um, this wedding isn't real, but I think that Joe Bradley thinks that it's real. So, and then we cut back and she's like, uh, get out of the bed so I can make it. And he goes, yo, let's go wife.
the wedding was like for, it was for fun. And like, it was like all for like the fellow fucking elves. And I don't think it was serious. But then we see Maddie and like, we see Joe though, like looking at her through the mirror.
Cause you know, they're brushing their teeth together and he's doing that thing where he's like staring at her through the mirror. And she's like, just trying to brush my teeth, Joe. Oh, you know what? By the way, Joe, you know what really fucking bothers me when you shave your face and you get little hairs everywhere. You really fucked up Joe.
And he's like, yeah, like we work through it because that's what like married people do.
Every time there's a little whisker in the sink, think of it as a love letter to my wife. Okay, whatever. Vacation's over, but maybe not for Joe.
We need to go matching roads, because we're married now. She's like, oh, Jesus Christ, Joe. I swear to fucking God. So then we got back to Emmys, and she's like, the crazy part is when me and Maddie got back from playing blackjack, Joe was so pissed at us. Uh-oh. Dun, dun, dun. And again, the camera crew was in bed. Hi, you're on a TV show. You need to be awake in Vegas.
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Chapter 5: What is the conflict between TJ and Will?
What's the name of her company? It said something like Inspire Events or something like that, or like Enigma Events. Just like, yeah, I had to put a napkin on a table and see if someone liked it. It was really hard.
Mia's like, well, TJ's about to blow the fuck up. Are you excited about that? TJ, did you have gluten? Now she means like professionally because of Sir Wieners. Okay. I'm really excited to get back the money that I put in. And just a couple of days is the launch of Sir Wieners. I'll be debuting my merch, all the hot dogs, my specialty cocktails. It's like so much pressure.
What if I don't make my money back? What if people don't buy merch? What if people don't buy tickets to the event? Not one question of what if my hot dogs aren't good? Come on, let's get our head in the game. Okay.
Yeah, why are you making merch so soon? Start selling hot dogs before the merch comes out. Come on.
No. He's doing the merch because of something about her, because that was the Vanderpump Rules thing. They never even opened their restaurant, and they made a quarter of a million dollars just on merch.
Yeah, but the difference is that Ariana and Katy are established Bravo Liberties and in the center of a pop culture breaking scandal that everyone wants to support them. TJ is just TJ.
No, Joe cheated on TJ.
What? But I'm married. Um, the, I mean, I understand why he wants to have merch cause he's on Bravo and he wants his friends to put on the hat. So they're wearing the hats during the scenes. I get it. But realistically, like work on the hot dogs first, this, this strange new culinary concept of a hot dog. Will they ever succeed? Will people like hot dogs? I don't know. It's an untested food.
Yeah. I'm tested market. Well, they like $20 hot dogs. That's the question. How much are these hot dogs? I want to know. We're going to have it. I'm in the day. I don't even like hot dogs, but I'm going to have one one day. I love hot dogs.
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Chapter 6: How does the podcast incorporate humor in its recaps?
I was actually mad at, I was kind of mad at Leva and Leah that they didn't allow TJ just to roll the thing through the club. where there were wide open doors.
I can smell the bar rot from here. Like, let's stop acting like, oh.
Let's stop acting like this is going to offend all those middle-aged men in Tommy Bahama shirts coming into Republic, okay? Yeah, exactly. We've seen. Yeah. So now we go to Azure Restaurant, where Emmy and her sister Peyton sit at the bar. And shockingly, Emmy tells us that Peyton is her baby sister, eight years younger than her I would never.
Well, well, then we find out that she is about to go to college. I was like, what? This girl's only 18. I was shocked. And she goes, she may look like Sidney Sweeney, but she has a baby girl in my heart forever. I was like, well, OK, I don't really see the Sidney Sweeney thing, but that's OK.
So I didn't see that either. But I mean, her sister's cute and everything. But I don't know. This is like some sort of illusion here.
Yeah, this is like she's Sidney Sweeney. Am I right? Am I right? I guess that makes me Sidney Sweeney, too.
so peyton's like how was vegas and she goes um so okay well we all went to dinner and like will kind of stood up at the table and said i want to apologize about emmy and i love emmy with all my heart and she's the best and i'm gonna be a lawyer and he's and like i just love her with all my heart and yada yada you know all the stuff he always says every single time we go with anyone you know you know and all of a sudden austin ran his mouth saying like all this about will you know peyton's like i don't know who any of these people are just can i get my free fries
Well, Peyton's just looking at her like, you're buying this lunch, right? Because I'm so uncomfortable. Like, pretending that Will's not a total dirtbag. So then we see a flashback to the Vegas dinner where Austin's like, apparently it's common knowledge at this law school that this man has slept with multiple people. And then Emmy's like, slow motion tears squirting out.
So then back to the restaurant, she's like, Um, so I start to like have a panic attack, like, why are we going out? Oh my God, can good people just win sometimes? Like I have to defend something that's not true, you know? It was like, shut down. Like long story short, like he's being bullied. You know what I mean? And I'm like not been going through bullshit with each other.
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