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#2700 RHOBH S1408: Time for some R & Rguements

Thu, 23 Jan 2025

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Boz arranges a day of healing and massages at her house on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and nothing could be more therapeutic than watching Kyle throw a temper tantrum. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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00:00 - 00:20 Ben

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00:50 - 01:00 Ronnie

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01:43 - 01:54 Ronnie

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01:54 - 02:11 Ben

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03:19 - 03:45 Ben

Hello and welcome to Watch for Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, the illustrious and wonderful Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hello, Ben. Well, Ronnie, we have only like two or three more days before the Mounting Hysteria Tour kicks off in San Francisco this Friday. So you all better come join us.

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03:45 - 04:07 Ben

Then the very next day we'll be in San Diego. And in both shows, we're going to be doing the reunion part one of SLC. We'll do the first half in San Francisco, the second half in San Diego. It's going to be a lot of fun. That, of course, had an Salt Lake City had an amazing season, so excited to cap it off with these live shows. Tickets are at WatchWhatCrappens.com.

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04:07 - 04:31 Ben

And next week, we have the Golden Crappies. Be sure to vote for it. There's a ballot on WatchWhatCrappens.com, too. We already have had like 13,000 votes, which is so cool. I love that. I love seeing all the activity around it. If you can't make it to the show on February 1st, you can stream it. So go check out the link also on our site. We've partnered with Kiswe to do the streaming.

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04:31 - 04:48 Ben

It'll be lots and lots of fun. You can stream it from anywhere in the world. And we highly recommend that you watch it because it's going to be a super fun show. And then after the crappies are done, we're going to Salt Lake City and to Denver. So a very busy three weeks for us, but it's going to be busy. Deeply rewarding and super fun.

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04:48 - 04:59 Ben

And we can't wait to see all of your faces there or virtually. Yeah, I'm excited. Plus traders, traders on Patreon. So don't forget that too as our bonus episodes.

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05:00 - 05:21 Ronnie

Yeah, good times. Okay, so we just got through a really rough Real Housewives of New York recap. So I'm so excited to be here for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Back to stupidity. I know. I really needed this episode. Me too. Pure fucking stupidity. Oh, my God. This show is so dumb. I love it. It's so dumb. They literally talk about nothing.

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05:22 - 05:26 Ronnie

And then Kyle's fit about nothing made life worth living. I loved it.

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05:26 - 05:44 Ben

Kyle having a tantrum because she's so caught and she's so wrong and she's so cornered. So she just goes to whatever she knows best. She pulls out a tantrum. I mean, this is what I tune into for Housewives. This is more like it. And it was a much needed salvo after that Roni finale.

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05:45 - 06:06 Ronnie

Yeah, that was a wreck. Okay, so we start with a brilliant Trixie Monaco song. I mean, Trixie was killing it in this entire episode. Great music. She's putting together, she's putting out some great work this season. But this one is, I leave it to the haters. I never want to be like that. I never want to be like that. I leave it to the haters. Why? Because I'm bigger than that. That's right.

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06:07 - 06:16 Ronnie

That's right. Now let's see what the ladies are doing in Beverly Hills. Take it away, Sutton. I'm putting on lipstick. Great. All right. I'll sing another verse.

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06:18 - 06:30 Ben

All the imitators trying to be my enemy. I leave it to the haters. I leave it to the haters. It sounds like you're hating on your imitators. So maybe you're leaving it to yourself, Trixie. Think about it.

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06:30 - 06:45 Ronnie

Let's see what Garcelle's doing. I'm putting on a shoe. Wow. Great. I'm the greatest. They see my face. It's everywhere. What's Dorit doing? And Dorit's talking to her poor friend, Ploy, who probably hasn't been paid in 10 years.

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06:45 - 06:52 Ronnie

And she's like, today's all about meditation and healing and forming a sisterly bond.

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06:53 - 07:01 Ben

Yeah, so it's kind of like what you need today, right, girl? And she's like, yes, only it doesn't tend to be relaxing with this group of women. Girl.

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07:06 - 07:30 Ronnie

then we go to boze's and they're setting up she's got a whole staff they're setting up for boze's serenity gathering um so nico comes in he's like boze quick question when the ladies get their robes and the slippers are right under them what if the slippers are wrapped in like ribbon like a big bow i've been working on that all night she's like you know what we should do the waist has the waist is the bow and the slippers are tucked in there he's like

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07:30 - 07:32 Ronnie

Okay, well, I love that.

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07:33 - 07:41 Ronnie

Really glad I expended all of this creative energy to be slapped down again. Thanks. I'll be in the kitchen, I guess, making you a curry.

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07:43 - 08:01 Ben

Don't use excess ribbon. We already have straps around the robes. I invented that. Okay, spray, spray, spray. Get the spray on my face, everyone. So poor Nico. But by the way, I did notice that when the robes were laid out, the slippers were below the robes. They were not tucked into the robes. I noticed that.

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08:01 - 08:08 Ronnie

That was a failure. Heads are rolling. Nico's head is rolling down the hill, probably wrapped in one of those fucking bows he tried to pass off.

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08:10 - 08:23 Ben

So speaking of Bose, Bose herself says, I decided to host the Sisterhood Serenity Soiree because I was inspired by Sutton's idea of sisterhood. And I just want to say a bunch of words that started with sus in the beginning. Sisterhood Serenity Soiree.

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08:24 - 08:47 Ronnie

Here's the real reason I'm doing this. In the corporate boardroom, sometimes somebody will have a really good idea, but they don't know how to execute it. And we see Sutton's disastrous sister party where she started yelling at everybody and having a fit. And she's like, so now I've got to come and do this mess. You think Microsoft Word invented itself? No. Before that, it was Microsoft Letters.

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08:48 - 08:52 Ronnie

I came in and I turned them into a word. And there you go. Now it's in everyone's computers.

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08:53 - 08:57 Ben

It used to be called MicroHard. And I said, no, Microsoft, that's more approachable.

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09:02 - 09:21 Ronnie

Um, so Dorit comes in and, um, and Bose is like, well, I wanted to call you real quickly because Garcelle came over and one thing she brought up that disturbed me is I think there's more to the texting between PK than maybe I thought. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. And then we see Garcelle telling Bose, Kyle read the text.

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09:24 - 09:31 Ben

Wait, I'm trying to think of the right words to express my reaction. Might I suggest, what?

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09:32 - 09:44 Ronnie

Wow. And it sounded like there's more to it than just, oh, we're sending friendly memes back and forth. And she's like, well, I literally just spoke with Erica, though. And then we see 30 minutes of Erica being like, yeah, she showed her phone.

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09:44 - 09:49 Ben

It's nothing bad. Trust me, I got a lot of more dicks in my phone than she ever had in hers. So don't worry about it, honey.

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09:51 - 10:10 Ben

Well, I wouldn't think it was. It was her reaction that made me go, Sir Bose is like, well, she was standing on business saying she wasn't going to talk about or read the message, right? And in the corporate boardroom, when you say you're not going to read a message, you don't read the message. But guess what? She isn't in the corporate boardroom. She's on the playground.

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10:10 - 10:21 Ben

And I respected her for a moment. But now, now she's going to read the message in the corporate playground. Then to some people, then I don't know why she can't read it to the entire... Room of the conference.

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10:22 - 10:40 Ronnie

And she's telling us, yeah, there's something to the fact that Kyle chose a moment when I wasn't there and Dorit wasn't there to show that message. And she obviously just wanted to show it to people who were like, oh, it's okay, girl. You didn't do anything wrong. And she goes... Oh, you did. You did.

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10:42 - 10:57 Ben

She chose that moment. She said, I am going to reveal these text messages within the presence of an animatronic rat. And that's what she did. And there was pizza there, too. She knew she'd be insulated, but not for me. Why am I the last one to know when it's about me?

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10:59 - 11:05 Ronnie

I know, I know. We'll get her. So then we get my favorite musical cue of the night.

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11:06 - 11:09 Ronnie

We just hear Trixie go, my life is great.

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11:09 - 11:18 Ronnie

That's the whole song. So then we go to Kyle's house and she's trying to FaceTime Kathy, but Kathy lost her phone. So she has to FaceTime Rick instead.

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11:18 - 11:25 Ronnie

And Kathy's just like, oh, hi, Kyle. What are you doing inside Rick's phone? Kyle, come out of there.

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11:27 - 11:48 Ben

She's like, oh, my God, Kathy, I am so jealous of your trip. She's like, oh, yeah, well, that's nice, sweetheart. What's going on? She's like, well, I had the biggest fight with Dorit. She goes, again, you got to stop fighting with the people who are close to you. She goes, yeah, but all these years we've been friends and she always loves PK, that PK and I are brother and sister.

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11:48 - 11:58 Ben

And then all of a sudden she decides that that bothers her. Yeah, all of a sudden, I wonder what changed. It's almost like, oh, that's right. Dorit and PK are going through a divorce. Just that small thing.

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11:58 - 12:12 Ronnie

Yeah, you know, PK and I are like brother and sister of that girl that you hardly know. Oh, okay. And she decides to make it weird about PK sending me memes on Instagram. I mean, are you fucking kidding me, Kathy? So I'm going to go see her today, which sounds like very relaxing, but whatever.

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12:14 - 12:29 Ben

Well, don't let her ruin your day, you know. And by the way, also, everyone in America, buy my tequila. Bye, Kathy. Bye, Kathy. So Kakao's like, yeah, I'm probably just going to ignore her. Do not bring your misery to me.

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12:30 - 12:48 Ronnie

Yeah, so now they're doing party setup, party setup, party setup. Today I've got a great afternoon planned. I've got a chef that's got a 14-course meal planned. 14 courses. Have you ever? I've got fluffy robes, fluffy slippers, manly hands who can give massages. I mean, this, this is healing. This, this is healing.

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12:50 - 13:11 Ben

I'm also going to have Nico cup some water in his hands and stand very still until a hummingbird lands on his palm. We'll all get to watch. So now they're like, oh, this is nice, everything. Oh, my God. And Nico's like, the queen of the castle, boss. She's like, okay, all right. Is everyone ready? Flower arrangement. Oh, yes, all this stuff. Everything I just talked about. It's all happening.

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13:11 - 13:21 Ben

Okay, who's knocking on my door like it's the police? It's Erika. Okay. She's like, oh, it's me. I'm the one. Don't say the word police around me. It's a little triggering still. I just barely got through 2020.

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13:21 - 13:31 Ronnie

Yeah, so people start coming. Erica comes. Kyle comes. Jennifer, Grace, Sutton are riding over in an SUV.

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13:31 - 13:35 Ronnie

And Jennifer is like, you said you heard from Kyle that she's raring to go.

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13:35 - 13:45 Ronnie

Like, what does she say? Well, you know, she's just so vehement about, well, there's just no takes. We're out of line, et cetera, et cetera. That, that, that. Citra.

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13:47 - 13:49 Ben

Garcelle's like, incriminating.

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13:49 - 13:50 Ben

She goes, uh-huh.

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13:51 - 14:02 Ben

So Garcelle says, after the viper room, I thought we crossed a line that will never be uncrossed. And... The line is literally the line in Kyle's forehead as her name pops out.

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14:04 - 14:08 Ronnie

Well, I hope they can find a way back. Because right now, it doesn't look like it.

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14:08 - 14:10 Ronnie

So, I just don't know.

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14:10 - 14:18 Ronnie

Well, I feel like he was texting her more than memes. And she's downplaying it like he's texting me memes.

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14:18 - 14:25 Ben

No. Memes. No. Memes. Memes. Not memes. No.

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14:26 - 14:34 Ronnie

No memes. Yes, memes. Memes. And so they're laughing at Jennifer. And Garcelle's like, but she showed the text and read the text.

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14:34 - 14:35 Ben

And what were they?

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14:36 - 14:49 Ronnie

Well, you know. And then we see her reading it. And Kyle's like, I know you have a lot of friends. But, you know, I'm also here. I'm also your friend if you need me. And I've never repeated anything that you've shared with me. And I never would. I never would be gay.

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14:51 - 14:57 Ben

So that's, that's, this is not just memes. This is, I mean, memes, memes. Oh God, I always get it a little bit wrong.

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14:58 - 15:02 Ben

And Sutton's like, she says, ma'am, she's Canadian driver. I apologize in advance.

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15:04 - 15:26 Ronnie

So now Dorit shows up at the party and she's like, I don't know how Coyle is feeling coming in today, but truth be told, I don't give a shite. The fact that she showed that text message to the other ladies and not to me, tears me. She's not thinking with the right mind. Sweetheart, you're always telling people to be honest and face things head on. Lead by example.

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15:28 - 15:35 Ben

Dorita's, I love when Dorita's angry in the confessional. So Bo's lines are just popping out of her head.

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15:36 - 15:36 Ronnie

Be honest.

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15:37 - 16:00 Ben

I know. Niko, can you help me? Put down that hummingbird. Help me out here. So Dorit is like, Niko lets Dorit in and everything. And he's like, oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. And then Bose is like, I'm not going to keep getting up and down anymore. I'm not coming. I'm going to stand for you, Dorit. Actually, I will stand for you. Don't stand up for me. Please don't.

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16:01 - 16:07 Ronnie

So Kyle says, and there's some awkwardness, and everybody else is in pajamas, but Kyle's in kind of like an evening dress kind of thing.

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16:07 - 16:11 Ronnie

And Drake goes, oh, yes, hello, hello, everyone. Hello, so serene.

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16:12 - 16:14 Ronnie

So, Kyle, is this your comfortable place?

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16:16 - 16:41 Ben

so comfy wardrobe kyle and kyle's like um kyle's so mad um it's a great it's in beverly hills that might as well be like you're a slut whore should be like oh such a comfortable wardrobe it's like well babes did say dress code comfy i mean the dress is from 20 2004 so i suppose it's been worn in enough

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16:44 - 16:46 Ben

I thought she looked sexy.

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16:46 - 17:11 Ben

Kyle's like, yeah, actually this dress is very comfortable. And I'm like, not so bored that every day has to be a fashion show for me. Yeah, but you're dressed up. That's the point. Your entire storyline is that you're bored at home this season. Just so you know, we saw you carry a chair through a door. You only just opened the French door and that's because like someone came over to help.

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17:12 - 17:15 Ben

So then in comes Jennifer Tilly, she's like, hello, your house is so gorgeous.

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17:16 - 17:32 Ben

And Garcelle's like, oh, who do we kiss? Hello, where's someone to hold this? Where's Nico? And Jennifer Tilly's like, hello, oh, I'm Canadian. In Canada, we remove our shoes, too. And they're like, oh, good. More hellos. You know, hellos on this show take ten minutes every time someone walks through a door.

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17:33 - 17:50 Ronnie

All right, everyone. Now, I'm so glad that you're here. I thought it was apropos that as I'm healing, let us all heal together. There, I said it. Now, Jennifer, so we're going into the family room where robes are lying and you can meet the chef and everything. Let's go. Fourteen courses, girls.

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17:52 - 18:07 Ben

So they get the robes, which are not tied up with the robe belt. And he's like, here you go, the robes. I invented these robes. I designed them and I came up with it. I'm going to call them something called bathrobes. Enjoy. And Chris is like, well, I'm already so comfy and healed. This is wonderful.

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18:08 - 18:33 Ronnie

Here's our amazing chef. Tell them what they're having, boys. So the chef's like, well, we've got some caviar and we've got slices of watermelon. It's the amuse-bouche. He says something like amuse-bouche or something. He says amuse-bouche. And this explains how you're doing 14 courses. Because I was like, who's making 14 courses? It gave me instant agita because of Below Deck.

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18:33 - 18:39 Ronnie

I'm like, no, not 14 courses. But he's like, here's your second course, watermelon. He's like, wait a minute.

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18:39 - 19:00 Ben

And Jennifer Shelley's like, well, it means amuse the mouth in French, yes. And Booze is like, Garcelle, don't try to say it in a sexy way because Garcelle's like, oh, amuse bouche, huh? Amuse bouche. Amuse bouche. He's like, Garcelle, don't try to say it in a sexy way. I heard you. Because Garcelle's giving him the eye. Because he's cute.

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19:00 - 19:04 Ronnie

He's like, who's more beautiful? Who is it, chef? Who's more beautiful?

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19:05 - 19:09 Ben

We're all available. Jennifer Tilly's like, we're in heat.

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19:10 - 19:33 Ronnie

So he's giving them berry antioxidants, then a salad with some watermelon and his amuse-bouche, which is a gift from the chef. Dun, dun, dun. So Sutton's like, oh, Garcelle, we know you speak French. I never, what's amuse-bouche? Listen to her. Listen to her. What is it? Tell me what it is. So Beau's like, leave the chef in the kitchen, please. Thank you, chef. Thank you, chef.

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19:34 - 19:48 Ben

In corporate America, this is the time when we would go outside. So let's go outside like the real corporate raiders do. So they go outside and there's like, you know, like these guys, they're called like hands. Manly hands. What are they called?

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19:48 - 19:53 Ronnie

Manly hands. With a Z at the end instead of an S. Like manly hands.

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19:54 - 20:24 Ben

manly hands um and garcelle of course knows them she's like oh well talk about it hi boys and uh you know it's gonna be a bad episode for kyle because she literally hired a masseuse team after kyle's nickname Well, neck and shoulders, are you down? He's like, yeah. He's like, I literally do that for my job. And so I was like, I have neuropathy, so I don't feel my feet right now.

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20:24 - 20:28 Ben

And they're really bad, but this might actually help. And they all just sit down.

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20:28 - 20:31 Ronnie

It was funny because Garcelle knew all of the masseuses.

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20:31 - 20:36 Ronnie

She's like, oh, hi, Ricky. Oh, hi, all. Hi, Al. Hi, Alan. Okay.

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20:38 - 20:45 Ronnie

How does Garcelle know every single massage person? And she's like, oh, those hands have been all over this body.

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20:48 - 20:56 Ben

This is the calm before the storm. It's the quiet period before the shouting starts. Don't worry, I own the Simpsons.

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20:56 - 21:02 Ronnie

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21:59 - 22:04 Ben

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22:04 - 22:09 Ronnie

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22:10 - 22:22 Ben

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22:22 - 22:31 Ronnie

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22:31 - 22:39 Ben

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22:40 - 22:43 Ronnie

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22:43 - 22:56 Ben

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22:57 - 23:22 Ronnie

That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com. Wayfair. Every style. Every home. So, you know, small talk while they're getting stuff. But Garcelle's like, finally, I'm relaxed. I'm ready for a massage. I'm dreaming of beautiful thoughts. Can I speak with you while you're getting a massage, Garcelle? She's like, God damn it. Why?

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23:24 - 23:25 Ronnie

Well, the other night.

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23:26 - 23:53 Ronnie

in the veeper room i got a screaming match with quail and when you turned around and asked me dot dot dot dilly dude dilly dude flashback to one week earlier when garcelle goes how are you doing do you mean you genuinely do you do you well i wouldn't have asked if i didn't want to know i mean it's like going up to manly hands and saying just the neck and shoulders am i right who would just ask for that alone right right right

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23:54 - 23:58 Ronnie

Well, my reaction was far less about you and more about me.

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23:59 - 24:18 Ronnie

You know, I'm just so lost. She goes, well, stop there, please. I'm just so sorry. I feel so sad for you. It's almost like you're a person about to get a massage and then it's interrupted. And that's a terrible thing to happen to somebody. So I just don't want the kids to have adult trauma. So if there's any insight I can get you, please wait over there while I come up with it.

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24:20 - 24:27 Ben

Please do a internet search for the letter I wrote all of CIA. You can just copy and paste that and send that to whoever you want. Enjoy.

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24:27 - 24:30 Ronnie

Well, I know that you and I have had some bumps.

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24:30 - 24:49 Ben

Oh, honey, if we'd had some bumps, we might actually get along. Go away. Flashback to 2021. I feel like the past couple of months you've been making lots of jabs. Little jabs at me. Little, let me just sprinkle some water at you. Fibs. Jabs. Fibs. Jabs and jabs. Jabs, jabs, jabs.

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24:49 - 24:51 Ronnie

Fuck you with that. Jabs. And then 2023.

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24:52 - 24:53 Ronnie

You just attacked me.

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24:53 - 25:01 Ronnie

I didn't attack you for you and your privilege. I can't. I can't. I so wish they had thrown in. It's giving bullies.

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25:05 - 25:21 Ben

I know I've done things that have hurt you and you felt like I have not been receptive to hearing you in your soul. And for that, I just want to say I apologize to whatever it was. You don't have to go back and say it because I probably won't listen again. But I know I should apologize right now. So I'm going to.

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25:21 - 25:43 Ronnie

Well, thank you for saying that. You could have said it in less words, but I appreciate it coming out all the same. Now, please go away. And she's like, well, I'm surprised that Dorit's taking accountability. That has never happened. But I welcome this Dorit. I welcome it. So now Bose and Jennifer are talking about how chic the sunglasses are. And then Bose moves over to Kyle.

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25:44 - 26:04 Ronnie

And she's like, now, you know, I'm feeling better than I thought I was going to feel. But now a question for you, Kyle. So Garcelle came over yesterday and we talked about this now infamous text, you know, between you and what's his name? The guy who eats chips. So you don't want to read the text. And I'm like, OK, well, it just sounds so scandalous.

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26:04 - 26:15 Ronnie

I know because, of course, because now I mean, right. And then I'm talking with Garcelle and she's like, oh, well, Kyle and I read the text to everybody. And I'm feeling like, why the fuck didn't she read the text to me?

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26:17 - 26:34 Ben

and Kyle's like well you know I'll tell you exactly what I said I think if I have a good memory memory I think it said like um you have a lot of friends PK but I'm also one of them I'm here if you need me if you want to talk shit about Dorit like I won't tell a soul it's she's like really it's like I know it's like

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26:34 - 26:59 Ben

low-hanging fruit but we all need to eat fruit sometimes so like just talk your shit it won't go to any single person and like you can trust me if you want to send a meme too that'll be good and then in return i'll be like tell me more about to read and so it's like i think a pretty benign text buzz oh oh you just made that sound so like i mean i'm just saying like i you know you can continue to send me funny meme i won't forget the laughing emojis and fuck to read am i right oh

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27:00 - 27:16 Ronnie

Did I go too far there? Did someone unlock a car? Or like when the ambulances don't want to wake everybody up, so they just go... It's like an ambulance is like, get out of the way.

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27:16 - 27:17 Ben

I just need to...

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27:20 - 27:35 Ronnie

So Sutton sees them talking and scoots right over. And Sutton's like, you said more than that, Kyle. You said more than that. She goes, what? And she goes, in your text, you said more than continue sending me funny memes. So she goes, um, yeah, I'm talking about that. You just stepped into the conversation.

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27:37 - 27:54 Ben

Yeah, you can't, like, come and do that. She goes, well, I was just getting up off my chair. She's like, well, someone's got to stop making it seem like it was weird. My God, this is, like, really getting dumb. This is, like, so dumb. And Bose is like, in my opinion, when it comes to a conversation that Kyla's having with PK, Dorit needs to know. Tell Dorit.

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27:55 - 28:08 Ronnie

Yeah, Kyle's like, well, it's so weird that I went to the person who wasn't involved in this and told them instead of the person that was involved so that eventually it would get back to the person that was involved and then everybody can keep talking about it for another few episodes. I'm just so mad about it.

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28:10 - 28:25 Ben

So Kyle's like, I just don't know why Bose is taking this upon herself to tell me that I need to share my messages with the group. She knows nothing of my relationship with Dorit, and she certainly doesn't know my friendship with PK, and I feel like it's inappropriate that she's putting me in this position that it's insulting to me.

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28:25 - 28:37 Ben

Anyway, I just need to go back and watch the Denise Richards season, because that's such a fun season to watch when we made Denise read all her texts on the air, and we forced her to explain her relationship that we didn't really understand with Brandi Glanville. Oh my God, what a fun time in our lives.

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28:37 - 28:50 Ronnie

Mm-hmm. Where have all the cowgirls gone? Am I right? Why do you think I'm gay? So then Sutton's like, well, no one asked you to pull out your phone, Kyle. You did it. She goes, oh, my God. Why do I owe this to every single person? So now Erica's eavesdropping.

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28:50 - 29:08 Ben

And she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Sutton, Sutton, Sutton. No, no, no. Let's not do that. Let's not do that. When we start opening people's phones, oh, Jesus Christ. I sent Armie Hammer a picture of chicken meat and told him it was my arm. So, you know, nothing's more embarrassing. I still fucked him. I still fucked him. He's coming back.

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29:09 - 29:27 Ben

I mean, I'm not afraid to open up my phone. Look at this. Erica texted me. I live with a man who's got one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel. I mean, wow. Oh, you know what? This is from the wrong person. Nevermind. Wrong show. Wrong show. I mean, what a contrast between Salt Lake City and this show where you have on this show, like,

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29:28 - 29:47 Ben

no we don't do that we don't go into each other's phones and talk like say read the worst text you ever wrote about someone and then read five more okay youth car starting with mary cosby if you haven't said something disgusting and violent in your text take time to compose it now and then screenshot it we'll be reading it a little bit what'd you say make it extra big for lisa

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29:52 - 30:08 Ronnie

So Kyle's like, I can't take this anymore. I don't want to talk about it. I just don't want to talk about it. So she's like, starts dabbing her eyes, you know, and licking her lips crazily. And Buzz is like, hmm. So now she's upset. So it's like, yeah, I just, I don't really understand that.

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30:09 - 30:26 Ben

Of course you understand. People can make it into something more than something than it really is. I mean, these are my earrings. And now people are saying they belong to some orphans I've never seen before. So that's all I'm talking about. The rest of these women are pressuring Kyle, almost accusing her of having done something wrong.

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30:26 - 30:30 Ben

She has not done anything wrong by communicating with a friend.

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30:30 - 30:44 Ben

I'm like, the way that Erica is trying to, like, pretzel her logic to make it seem like Kyle was not violating girl code, I'm sorry. It is a fail for me.

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30:45 - 30:59 Ronnie

Well, she's choosing her. She's choosing her team. You know, if it's going to be Kyle versus Dorit, you know, Dorit's the only one who gives her the time of day. But she's herself said that Kyle is the queen bee of the show. So she's going to keep that check coming. So she goes to Kyle. Yes.

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30:59 - 31:05 Ben

There's no. Well, it's also it's also indirect continued case building for herself. Like.

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31:06 - 31:14 Ben

I wasn't giving the grace in 2020 when you guys all attacked me for Tom Girardi. So I'm going to give the grace to Kyle that I never received.

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31:14 - 31:18 Ben

It's like, we gave you the pizza party already. Okay. Relax.

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31:19 - 31:45 Ronnie

Kyle helped with the pizza party and Dorit did nothing. So, um, so Erica goes to check on Kyle and, um, Dorit's like, well, I was sitting in the sun and I feel like I'm not going to sit in the sun. I'm going to sit over here. But if I'm over here, there's no sun. Where's the sun? I need some sun. Maybe I'll move over there. Oh, the sun. Oh, God, it's too much.

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31:45 - 32:01 Ben

I'm moving over here. The master at work. Dorit, what are the things you think about when you design things like Beverly Beach? Well, I was sitting in the sun and I thought, I don't want to sit in the sun. So now I've decided I'm going to sit over here. Wow. Thank you. Thank you for that insight.

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32:02 - 32:23 Ronnie

Guys, this is fun. Can we play Trixie's greatest song for the episode, please? My life is gray. Okay, let's go on with the scene. So Erica goes to Kyle and she's like, what's going on, honey? And she's like, I just can't do this anymore. I'm like, I really can't. I've been standing here dabbing my eyes. I'm like, no one's even come over except you. Like, I'm not going to do this.

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32:23 - 32:28 Ronnie

Like, everyone's trying to make it look like there's something wrong with PK. I just don't get it.

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32:29 - 32:31 Ben

You've done nothing wrong. That's what I said.

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32:32 - 32:42 Ronnie

All you did was just... I'm not going to be made to do this. Like, I mean, every time we come up and do this, like, we go through this, like, why would I want to fucking be here? I'm wrong to read the text. I'm wrong because I didn't read the text.

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32:42 - 32:46 Ben

Listen, you're never going to satisfy anybody.

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32:46 - 32:47 Ronnie

Put it back in your mouth.

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32:49 - 33:11 Ben

I explained verbatim what the text said. And now I've got to like show it to the group. Like, how old are we? It's like, Kyle, you're the one who is trying to do like the mean girls, cool mom with your daughters every single episode. So you're literally pulled up a dirty card. You're crying and having a fit. So now the other women are outside and treats like,

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33:11 - 33:27 Ben

Why are they having a conversation about the text message without me? And she says, I don't understand how this text message can become a topic of conversation for everybody but me. Is anyone going to have you spoken? Anyone going to say, hey, have you spoken to Dorit? Have you shared with Dorit? Have you told Dorit?

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33:27 - 33:31 Ben

Have you asked if Dorit is still sitting in the shade or has she moved back to the sun? What about me?

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33:32 - 33:36 Ronnie

What am I, a child? I have to go to the fucking principal's office?

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33:36 - 33:45 Ben

No, you know, I don't believe in principals or offices. And I don't think that you owe anyone here an explanation, except for Dorit, baby, probably Dorit.

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33:45 - 34:02 Ronnie

Well, by the way, I don't know where anything, but I'm going to come out here, I'm going to read this, and then I'm leaving. And you know I did nothing wrong, right, Erica? You know. I know, honey. I know. Hey, did you get that picture I just accidentally texted you of a chicken breast? Could you just delete that from your phone?

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34:03 - 34:06 Ben

Oh, I already put some text over and sent it as a meme to PK.

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34:08 - 34:21 Ronnie

I said, hey, PK, this looks like that time I caught you coming out of the shower. So Kyle says, OK, chicken breasts, a raw chicken breast is PK's body type.

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34:24 - 34:31 Ben

So Kyle's like. All right, I'm going to say something and then I'm leaving because I don't know this all, how this all went wrong, but okay, I'm going to say this. Okay.

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34:31 - 34:40 Ronnie

Quill, please sit down. No. No. No, I don't want to. I really need to say this. I got to do it. I got to do this. Please just let me say this because I'm going to leave.

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34:41 - 34:52 Ben

I'm trying to get to a good place in my life. Okay. I just want to say the following. I've been in movies with Jamie Lee Curtis. Okay, I'm going to go, guys. I've said it. Come on, Kyle.

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34:52 - 34:54 Ronnie

I'm fucking leaving, please, okay?

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34:54 - 35:01 Ronnie

Because I love you and PK and your kid's lady I barely knew and had lunch with maybe twice. It doesn't work out, so I don't talk to her.

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35:01 - 35:19 Ronnie

But I'm like, you know that I love you. You know that. You know I love you. She's like, I knew, Kyle. And I've been made to feel like I've done something wrong. You know, like sending a text to PK. I said, I'm going to read this one. And that's it. And then Bo said something today that made it seem like it was something weird.

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35:19 - 35:25 Ronnie

So obviously I'm showing it because it's Bo's fault because I have nothing to hide. I'm going to just read you guys. I'm going to read it.

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35:25 - 35:28 Ben

Kyle, Kyle, do you want a juice box? Would you like a juice box?

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35:29 - 35:33 Ronnie

If I was there, I would have just thrown a bucket of water on Kyle. Like, what is wrong with you?

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35:35 - 35:46 Ben

Give her a juice box and some Ritz crackers. Give her a snack. Let her sit in the corner. Like, now, do you want to play checkers, chutes and ladders? What do you want, Kyle? How can we make this better for you? God.

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35:46 - 36:01 Ronnie

So she's like, okay, okay. So it says that he made a joke in April. Okay. And then the next text is not until the day that you guys got separated. And I said, I know you have a lot of friends. I'm also one.

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36:01 - 36:18 Ronnie

And if you need me, I've never repeated anything you shared with me and I wouldn't. Meaning, meaning, because she knows how that sounds now, you know? So now she's like, should I just not read that part? There was like a long pause where she's like, I can't skip that part because I already read it to everybody else. God damn it, I have to read it.

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36:19 - 36:26 Ronnie

But meaning, meaning, meaning, I don't mean regarding you. I mean, I think that's what you're taking it as. But I'm not talking about this. I'm talking about this, like production, okay?

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36:28 - 36:52 Ben

so so then we see all the cameras and the camera's like uh hello it's like i was like i mean which i can't take it's real film man we're in production okay bravo bravo bravo scarcell's like i don't get what what her talking to pk has to do with production i mean if you're having private conversation with someone and you want to say i will never share what we talked about with production you'd write with production she didn't say that

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36:54 - 36:59 Ben

I mean, she's sort of right. Not the strongest case, but it is true. She's right. So funny.

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36:59 - 37:07 Ronnie

Of course, you would write with production. No one else is disgusted any other way. Otherwise, how would you know when it's production? You don't beat around the bush.

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37:13 - 37:17 Ben

That was a double entendre because I still want to talk about last season Kyle also.

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37:17 - 37:33 Ronnie

So Kyle's like... Well, I'm sorry, but I'm sorry to interrupt you because Giselle, Garcelle, she adds this. She goes, because either way it doesn't look good because obviously it means it was more than memes and jokes, period. I mean, if it's memes and jokes, share them. Production likes to laugh too.

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37:38 - 37:58 Ben

Um, by the way, I was sorry, I got a little distracted because I was looking up something when Kyle was like, guys, so here I am, I'm messaging with PK, okay? And that was in April. And then, like, I didn't even message him until you guys announced your separation. They announced their separation on May 9th, 2024. So, like... You talked in April and I could have been anytime in April.

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37:58 - 38:06 Ben

And then you talked again in May. So it's not like it was like five months went by. You guys talked again. Like you're not proving she's just not making a very good case for herself.

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38:06 - 38:17 Ronnie

Yeah, that's Kyle, though. She can't make a case for herself. The fun part is just watching her cry and freak out over the shit she caused. So and then she says, yeah, go ahead, man.

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38:18 - 38:41 Ben

i said keep sending memes and i won't forget the laughing emojis because you know he gets mad if you don't respond like i have to respond it wasn't my fault i wrote to him he got mad at me i'm like what now all of a sudden this is pk's fault and she's like oh that's all and that's all i fucking said and i'm done i'm done i'm not gonna be made to feel like i did something wrong okay i loved you and your family even though we were really never very close at all like we really weren't close friends at all as i said on the reunion but

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38:41 - 38:50 Ben

Like, I loved you and your family and I'm done with this shit. I'm done crying over someone that I really don't even know. What's your name again? Doria? What? I don't know. I don't know who this person is. Why am I crying over her?

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38:51 - 39:00 Ronnie

Quill! I loved you and your family. I'm done with this shit. I'm done with this shit. I'm done. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not.

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39:00 - 39:18 Ronnie

And she storms out of the house just like fluffing her hair back. And, wow, they just kind of watch her walking out like, what the fuck is wrong with her? And Moe's clocks it. She's like, the louder Kyle protests and cries about the situation, the more that I know she's wrong.

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39:19 - 39:41 Ben

It's also the more I know that it's time to invent something new called tissues. Nico, write that down. Tissues. Give it to people who cry. So Kyle is like, I am done. Tizzy. That have issues. Meld those together. How are we going to do it? Tizzy issues. Tizzy issues. Nico's like, issue tissues. No, not issue tissues. Shut up, ribbon man.

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39:45 - 40:10 Ben

i'm done i'm not doing this anymore by the way kyle's been done for like 35 minutes on this show i am not doing this anymore everybody has bigger problems and yet this is all that they can focus on okay kyle you're the one who's hyper focused on everyone else's marriages going to and then the moment it comes to you we're doing something wrong all of a sudden it's like oh everyone's focusing too hard she's so hilarious so i was cracking up this whole scene with kyle because she's just standing there in front of everybody going oh

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40:10 - 40:25 Ronnie

I'm done. I'm leaving. No, I am leaving. But not leaving. And then now she's like, I am leaving. I'm done. But she's still standing there. She's just standing there for the camera. It's like, I'm done. So Sutton just rolls her eyes. And Dorit's like, let me go, Erica.

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40:26 - 40:27 Ben

Well, she's not going to listen to you.

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40:27 - 40:48 Ronnie

Oh, let me go, Erica. She will, Erica. She will. So now Erica and Dorit follow Kyle. And everyone else is being nosy, you know. So then... The manly hands have been listening to Kyle's meltdown, and one of them goes, that woman was right. She said it would change in a minute, and it did.

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40:48 - 41:07 Ben

That woman, excuse you. That is Oscar nominee Jennifer Tilly, and we see it 30 minutes earlier. This is the con before the storm. You're going to have a lot of memes to send out from this party. I love when staff members, like Ann Slater's staff members, make little comments on these shows. It's my favorite thing.

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41:08 - 41:11 Ronnie

Yeah. So they come, Kyle and Erica go to Drie.

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41:11 - 41:18 Ronnie

And Kyle's like, no, no, it's disgusting. Every day to be made to feel like this. Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me?

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41:19 - 41:26 Ronnie

So then back inside, Bose is like, let's go watch. So it's like, it's so dramatic. I want to watch. She goes, let's go Sutton, get up.

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41:28 - 41:51 Ben

so uh they all follow to see what's going on kyle's doing she's back to her classic line are you kidding me first of all take a deep breath okay let's go for a little walk okay i mean literally look at all of us all right look at our age what we're doing all you women in your 50s me at 35 look at us we're too old or you're too old and i'm still a little too young for this sort of behavior

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41:52 - 41:57 Ronnie

I mean, honestly, everybody should be ashamed of themselves. Seriously, fucking ridiculous.

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41:57 - 42:08 Ronnie

So Dorit takes her off alone. And it's like, guys, can I have a minute? So they walk off. And every time Kyle runs away, everybody just keeps circling around her to watch her break down more.

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42:09 - 42:10 Ronnie

So funny.

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42:11 - 42:15 Ronnie

So she goes, let's just not talk about this for one second. And let's take a deep breath.

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42:17 - 42:35 Ben

So inside, Jennifer's like, hey guys, what trick is this? And Erica's like, well, all of it's been building, the whole thing. Like, oh, she's had enough and I don't blame her. I mean, I get why Kyle's upset. Her marriage is falling apart. Her life is falling apart. Her relationship with the group is falling apart. The doorknobs at her door are falling apart.

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42:35 - 42:37 Ben

At least that's what she says, why she can't open it. Everything's falling apart.

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42:38 - 42:52 Ben

One eye is flittering open and closed again. The veins popping out of her head. One of her hands is bigger than the other one. I mean, the girl's the best. What are you going to do? Isn't it hilarious? The neon sign in her foyer is starting to flicker and die out. Everything's falling apart.

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42:53 - 42:59 Ronnie

And Garcelle's like, does this scream I'm guilty? Yeah, it does.

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43:02 - 43:05 Ben

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45:35 - 45:53 Ben

So Doreen is like, Kyle, nothing is going to go away just because you walk away from it. She's like, are you sure? Cause I've walked away from a lot of things. She's like, I'm going to, okay. I'm just going through a lot. Okay. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna come for a relaxing day and be accosted every fucking time. We were, you know, like we were in a good place.

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45:53 - 46:10 Ben

And then you said to me, listen, things are not great. And like, will you do me a favor? And can you cut off contract, contract with PGA right now? Because if you had said that, like, of course I would have. Okay, of course. I mean, like, obviously PK is like a brother and you'd be asking me to like stop speaking to my own brother. So it's kind of on you for like coming between me and my family.

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46:10 - 46:14 Ben

But like for you, I would have done it. Person I really don't know very well.

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46:14 - 46:28 Ronnie

And Dorit tells us, well, Goyle, it's a little late because a Goyle's Goyle would have stopped talking to my husband without having to be east. A Goyle's Goyle would have done it the right thing right away.

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46:30 - 46:36 Ben

One of my biggest issues, if not the biggest, is the way PK would speak to me and the yelling at me. It's just, it's a trigger coil.

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46:37 - 46:47 Ronnie

Yeah, but like, I can't even picture him like, I mean, doing that. You know what I mean? Because he's just so like... I mean, if there was like a sound effect for PK, like walking up a beach, it would be like...

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46:49 - 47:10 Ben

No, you don't understand. He yells in that voice. It's very terrifying. And I used to call him the monster. Like when the monster comes out and I protected him for a very long time because he's not that person. He's not. But he can be that person. And he is with me. So he is that person. But he's not that person. So I can't be sued for saying he's that person. But he is that person.

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47:11 - 47:17 Ben

He's all the people. He's everyone. And no one. He's behind you right now, Kyle. He's right behind you. What? Just kidding.

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47:20 - 47:43 Ronnie

I can't pass a bowl of sour cream without saying... It's a rough life, Kyle. And so Kyle's like, I mean, like, I don't know what goes on behind closed doors. I always saw Dorit wearing the pants in that relationship. So, like, it's just hard for me to visualize that dynamic. I mean, is Dorit taking advantage of this moment so she can paint a picture of who PK is and he can't defend himself?

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47:43 - 48:03 Ronnie

I mean, I'm just saying I've never seen that. So, like, then again, I've never seen this side of Dorit either. So, like, well... Oh, wow. So now you're just not going to believe her and you're going to take PK's side and run off and text PK about this later. I mean, this is like this is the base of the problem, Kyle. You're on PK's side. You don't even believe that PK was mean.

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48:03 - 48:15 Ronnie

How can you not look at everything that PK's look at how PK talks to her on camera and then tell me he's not capable of being a dick off camera. What a shitty fucking person. What a shitty fucking person.

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48:15 - 48:35 Ben

This is shitty. This is from the same person who wants us to believe that when cameras are down, Kathy Hilton is a total, total monster. And yet, now when Dorit is saying, by the way, when cameras are down, PK is a monster. And Kyle's like, I haven't seen that. I mean, I don't think Kyle would appreciate us saying that about Kathy. And I believe Kyle when she says that about Kathy. But...

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48:35 - 48:47 Ben

But Kyle wanted us all to believe that. She was very adamant, like, you have to trust me on this when it's down. And yet she does not extend the same grace to Dorit. But maybe that makes sense because grace time is over, Kyle.

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48:47 - 48:52 Ronnie

Well, it's also like kind of believing like a victim of something.

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48:52 - 48:53 Unknown

Yeah, of course.

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48:53 - 49:05 Ronnie

I was just like, no, I'm on the man side immediately. You know, it's just fucking disgusting. And let me tell you, also utterly not surprising because it's fucking Kyle. So back inside, Erica's getting her feet massaged.

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49:09 - 49:17 Ronnie

She's like, are they still talking? Has anybody checked? Go check. Tilly, go look out there. They won't hit you. You're new. Go. You're too rich for Kyle to hit.

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49:17 - 49:31 Ben

Go over. She's like, okay, I'm going to go look. She's like, well, I'm pretty sure that they are still talking or they're dead. So she goes out there and she just looks and turns it around. And she's like, yep, still out there.

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49:33 - 49:46 Ronnie

Well, obviously, Dorit, we're like both going through a hard time because I don't know if you remember my storyline, but it's a really, really rough, rougher than yours. And like, like we're in that place and we're both going through difficult times separately, mostly because I won't call you because you don't like to speed walk.

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49:46 - 49:58 Ben

So I just want to say that, like, in this moment, I just want to remind you, I'm going through a really tough time. But I also want to say we're having the best divorce of all time. That's going like really well. But right now, I just want to say it's a tough time. Yeah.

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50:00 - 50:07 Ronnie

Right now, because it benefits me, my divorce is not going better than yours. But it will be back better than yours tomorrow. Okay.

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50:09 - 50:23 Ben

Jennifer comes back. She's like, well, they are deep in discussion and Dorita's gesticulating. And so it's like, oh, God. It could be a while. I died. I died when she's like, oh, God. I'm going to be here all day. She's gesticulating. She's going to blow any moment.

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50:24 - 50:49 Ronnie

well you know when you write things like you know i'd never share anything you don't you know that just doesn't feel right kyle just well but you're like i mean i'm leaving pk doesn't talk about doesn't think about it like that because no but like he knows what we're talking about he knows we're talking about it just well but you would never say i'd never say it on camera you wouldn't say i'd never repeat anything you just say i would never say anything on camera that's what you would say

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50:50 - 51:16 Ben

but i didn't mean it's about you i mean it's like not about you we're talking about like for sure it's not you like it's like lots of other things but in other words what he shares with you you would never share with me she's like um no like that's not it's not about that though it's like it has nothing to do with you i don't talk about you i only just like make jokes about you and say what's going on with dory and then he tells me but i don't actually talk about you like why are you crazy

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51:17 - 51:32 Ronnie

And she goes, well, I don't talk about you. Like, he doesn't talk to me about your relationship. And she goes, yes, he does. No, no, he doesn't talk about your relationship with me. She goes, yes, he does, Coyle. About your, I mean, what are you saying? About your relationship? Yes, Coyle. I swear to you, he doesn't. PK shares things with everybody.

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51:32 - 51:51 Ronnie

So Kyle's like, well, I mean, if you know my character and you have a brain. Yeah, both. And you're a fucking liar. You've always been a fucking liar. You're not a good girl's girl. You're not a good friend to anybody. And, of course, I believe everything that that dodo bird Dorit is saying. I mean, when you're making Dorit 100% correct in an argument, you've really fucked up, Kyle.

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51:52 - 52:04 Ben

Yeah. You really fucked up, Kyle. You really fucked up. As far as we can tell, you're in a feud with one of your sisters at any given time. You three of you can never be friends at all together at the exact same time.

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52:04 - 52:16 Ben

And what this tells me is that, like, at a certain point, I don't know if I trust any of the sisters with being good friends, anyone, if they can't even be good sisters to each other.

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52:17 - 52:36 Ronnie

So she was like, yeah, I mean, we've talked about things in the past, like about Lisa Vanderpump, the show, like how do you get a chair through a door, et cetera. But my point was, I never repeated any of those things that we've discussed and none of those things have ever been about Dorit. But then we hear Dorit and Dorit's like, PK doesn't pick up the phone to Kyle to discuss our issues.

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52:36 - 52:57 Ronnie

But after dinner with Mo, when Kyle and Mo used to live together, he'd go back to the house. And I know he would see Kyle. And I know all the conversations they used to have. Kyle would talk to him about her issues with me. And PK would talk about his issues with me. And do you know how I knew? Because PK told me. Because, of course, PK is one of the biggest gossips on this show.

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52:57 - 53:00 Ronnie

Of course, he came home and was like, here's what Kyle said about you tonight.

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53:01 - 53:20 Ben

Yeah, we've been watching this for eight years on this show, or however long they've been on. Like, from the very first season, it's like, well, by the way, I saw Erika Gerrard is underwear. She was all lack thereof, if you know what I'm saying. I mean, like, that was what PK was built off of that, about gossiping. So of course he's gossiping. Of course he's trying to get the gossip.

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53:20 - 53:30 Ben

Of course he's trying to spread the gossip. So Kyle, she's like, I don't know if Kyle got so used to, dare I say it, lying through her teeth with me. That is second nature.

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53:31 - 53:38 Ronnie

I'm going to go in and grab my stuff and leave. You didn't prepare to leave? You've been in there threatening to leave for the past 15 minutes. You didn't get your purse?

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53:40 - 54:00 Ben

She's still in her bathroom, by the way. It's going to be a while before she leaves. She has to change back into her comfy clothes. So Dorit's like, this is one of those moments where I don't believe Coyle is being honest to herself. And I think, gee, it's become almost like she doesn't really know how to be entirely real. Which, by the way, coming from Dorit, that's saying something.

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54:01 - 54:20 Ronnie

Dorit's like an LV falls off of her forehead. So Kyle's like, oh my God, we just achieved exactly what she wanted. Everyone's talking about this now instead of what she did to me, which is her being a good friend to me. And so like had to pull something out of her hat, didn't she? When was this ever about her not being a good friend to you?

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54:21 - 54:50 Ben

about Kathy are you still talking about fucking Kathy because she said one nice thing to Kathy you are ridiculous yeah so Erica's like well Dorit how did it go and she's like well she was very very upset very emotional I would like to I don't know I would like to see us be able to have conversations and it not be about one little wrong move or as I like to call them jabs and then a little big blow up and then I'm done I would like to see us rise above it

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54:51 - 54:58 Ben

Well, I think Kyle feels very misunderstood, like a poor little girl who was never given pizza when it was her time. You know, I get it.

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54:58 - 55:09 Ronnie

I get it, guys. And so Boze is like, why is Erica jumping in to defend Kyle? I mean, when is Dorit that deserves our support? Kyle's the one who did wrong. Where's the support for Dorit?

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55:10 - 55:33 Ben

You know, everyone, this is a very new type of environment for me because in the positions I've been in, corporate Americans... I've been in lots of positions, girl. Jobs. Hold on one moment. One moment, everyone. Okay. I look at conflict and I try to resolve them immediately because that costs money when you're in the corporate world. Nico doesn't know anything about that. Do you, Nico?

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55:34 - 55:53 Ben

No, he's not talking right now. He's under a stack of towels. Anyway, so I look at Dorit, and I see conflict with you, and I see conflict with you, and I see conflict with you, and I see conflict with Kyle, and the common denominator is Dorit. She's like, oh, bitch. Well, it's true.

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55:54 - 55:57 Ben

I wonder if there's any delicious coffee in the kitchen.

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55:59 - 56:06 Ben

Jennifer is like, I'm just going to go check to see if Dorit and Kyle are still out on the sidewalk. Like, no, Dorit's right here, bitch.

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56:08 - 56:31 Ronnie

Well, I'm going to say something to Dorit because I really have to do this because we're not going to have a thing. But I just want to just. Well, we know we're not friends. To be continued. OK, well, to be continued. But I want you all to know that we will always be able to sit down and be OK. Agreed. Anything else? No, but I think that's a good start.

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56:31 - 56:36 Ronnie

Am I going to get a pat on the head or shoulder, anything? Anybody going to congratulate me on that?

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56:36 - 56:46 Ben

Thank you so much. Oh, by the way, such yummy food, by the way. Everything, everything was so good. The sixth course of two peanut M&Ms in a little cup was delicious.

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56:47 - 57:04 Ben

It was actually Dorit who said that. It was like, oh, thanks, son. Yummy food. Delicious. And then Erica's like, um, Dorit, acknowledge what she said. You just said yummy food. She goes, I said I agree. And I also agree with myself that this food is very yummy. And I think we should discuss it more.

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57:05 - 57:06 Annie Agar

I got it.

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57:06 - 57:06 Ben

I got it.

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57:07 - 57:16 Ronnie

Just fine. Sutton's all simmering over there. Like she just gave some soliloquy about love and peace. Like you barely did anything. Quiet down over there.

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57:16 - 57:22 Ronnie

So Jennifer Tilly goes, um, I heard agree. If it matters, I would agree.

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57:22 - 57:24 Ben

I such agree.

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57:24 - 57:38 Ben

I such agree. Okay, well, Bozy, this is such a beautiful garden and very handsome men giving us massages. Really lovely afternoon you put together. It's not a success unless someone leaves crying.

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57:41 - 57:45 Ronnie

So then we go to Kyle's and she's wrapping presents.

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57:45 - 57:48 Ronnie

So she's like, Sophia, do you have present tape? Anybody?

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57:50 - 58:07 Ronnie

So she's telling us, I'm still so hurt about what happened at Boza's event. Like, how I, like, cried a lot, and then I cried a lot some more, and then I cried, and then I had to read the text. And, like, it was so hard. It was, like, so hard. And the press, the national press all week has been about this.

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58:08 - 58:26 Ronnie

They've been saying, oh, yeah, Kyle, all the ladies gang up on Kyle and Kyle had to take a break from filming. And she walks out of a beauty or a massage event this week and she doesn't return for weeks. She's just so upset. And then you watch the show and this is what you're upset about. Kyle, literally nobody did anything to you.

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58:27 - 58:51 Ben

nothing and now here we are watching you give your daughter two boxes of the shittiest donuts in los angeles winchels i mean come on seriously have some self-respect yeah so um it's porsche's 16th birthday everybody i know we're all excited and guess what they got porsche porsche and mo comes and he just keeps going porsche for porsche porsche for porsche porsche

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58:53 - 59:09 Ben

Yeah, so Porsche, we got you a birthday present. It's Porsche for Porsche, and you're going to be able to drive it. I bought it actually from off the hands of Camille Grammer. She was selling it. It actually used to belong to Frazier. Camille, do you want to say anything about this Porsche?

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59:10 - 59:14 Ronnie

You know what? A Porsche is a car that like drives really fast.

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59:14 - 59:24 Ben

It's a car, yeah. It drives really fast. It's a designer car. You can drive it anywhere. Actually, it might be from Germany. It's from Europe and it's just, it's a beautiful car.

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59:24 - 59:26 Ronnie

Devastating.

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59:27 - 59:43 Ronnie

So also he's going to be taking a Porsche to London. Well, they're going to Paris or something. No, they're going to go to either Madrid or Mallorca, but they're going to stop off at London to pick up Porsche's friends. And Fer is like, oh, my God, are you guys going to like party together? He's like, yeah. Who? Me and Porsche? Of course. That's the whole point.

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59:43 - 59:48 Ronnie

Listen, I lost one child, but I gained a whole new a whole new young adult's dating pool.

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59:51 - 60:11 Ben

So Kyle looks so jealous and she's really upset that she doesn't get to go on this trip. And she's like, hmm. So then they go out, they show the car and everything. And of course, I'm sure we're all thinking like, why are they giving this? How much do those Porsche Cayennes cost? Probably like it's a lot, right?

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60:11 - 60:23 Ronnie

Was it a Cayenne? I couldn't tell if it was a Cayenne or the Macan or whatever those are called. Macan. I don't know. The Cayennes are expensive as fuck. Huh? Let's see. Porsche SUV.

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60:23 - 60:24 Ben

There's another type of Porsche SUV. Yeah.

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60:25 - 60:32 Ronnie

Yeah, there's a cayenne, the macan, and the, I don't know. I think the cayenne's the bigger one, and the macan's the smaller one.

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60:34 - 60:40 Ben

Whatever it is. And then there's one being a Honda fucking Civic, if you ask me. Come on now.

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60:41 - 60:55 Ronnie

And then we see clips of the happy family and people, other kids getting their cars and Christmases. And Kyle's like, it's just really strange for me. And then they all pile in to take a ride in Porsche's new car. And then we go to Garcelle's beach house.

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60:55 - 60:56 Ronnie

My life is great.

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60:59 - 61:23 Ben

Sorry, I'm still scrolling through all the flashbacks of the excessive gifts that Kyle and Mauricio have given their children. Kyle's rich, he's nice. He's rich, she's rich. Okay, so Garcelle is trying to fix a chandelier and she winds up breaking it because she just decides to snip off parts of it and all the seashells fall off. She's like, oh no, no, no. And Sutton shows up.

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61:23 - 61:33 Ben

Now, this is a true friend because it's not like driving from Bel Air to a beach house in Oxnard is like a 10 minute drive. That's that's an hour at least, if not 90 minutes.

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61:34 - 61:55 Ronnie

Yeah. So she comes over and she brings her little dog, June Carter Cash. And, you know, the dogs are playing and stuff. And so they start talking about Kyle storming out of the party. And we see clips of it. I'm done with this. I mean, I'm so done. Can I have a glass of wine? Okay, yeah, I'll just have it right here. That was good.

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61:55 - 61:59 Ronnie

I'm done. Stop looking at me. Stop talking to me. Stop touching me.

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62:01 - 62:13 Ben

You know what? This is real dumb. The text gets riled up every time. You know, the text thing feels like it's a lot more than it needs to be. Like, what do they say? Thou protest too much. What's the other thing they say? No.

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62:16 - 62:43 Ronnie

Yeah, that's not the saying, but nice try. And you're an actor. Come on, ma'am. You missed the doth. So Sutton was like, well, the bigger part now for me is that she thinks it's okay to storm out and leave this group because she thinks she's above it. And I do not appreciate that. And I'm going to talk to her about this because no one is above this.

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62:43 - 63:05 Ronnie

I'm like, oh, you have stormed out more than anybody. But that's kind of her point is that when she storms out, she gets in trouble. And then we see a clip of her storming out of Magic Mike and Kyle being like, You can't just be offended and just walk away. No, she said, you can just be offended and walk away. I mean, instead of making a big scene, she goes, but what did I do? I walked away.

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63:05 - 63:12 Ronnie

And now you're yelling at me. She goes, well, yeah, but your walking away was like a little bit excessive. And then Kyle makes three walkouts in one episode.

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63:14 - 63:36 Ben

Yeah, exactly. So Sutton's like, wait a minute. How come you get to act like that? You get to leave. You get to cry. You get to be all crazy. But if I do that, that's not allowed. You know, she was so inconsiderate. And Garcelle's like, and she tried to shame us, saying shame on you ladies at our age. Doesn't she know age is a four-letter word in Beverly Hills?

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63:38 - 63:49 Ronnie

Well, Sutton, strike. I'm not going to bow. Not Richards.

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63:50 - 64:08 Ben

And now Erica goes over to a place called Biologique Recherche, which is like research. I don't know, like research bio, I don't know, whatever it is. Biological research. Biological research. Well, I'm intrigued to see what these scientists are going to find.

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64:08 - 64:14 Ben

She's like, hi there, I'm Erica. Could you tell me what whales are made out of? Didn't think so. I got a free ice cream.

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64:18 - 64:24 Ben

And she's filling out a form, and it says, have you... Okay, let's see what this says. Have you undergone any cosmetic surgery?

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64:26 - 64:38 Ben

If yes, specify. Not enough space. Not enough space. So Dorit comes, and Erica's like, well, we're supposed to relax, but that didn't happen, so here we are.

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64:39 - 64:52 Ronnie

So they go get some facials, and Dorit's like, Erica, the last few months, I've been looking in the mirror going, ooh, stress just does not. I mean, it takes a tool on your face.

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64:54 - 65:04 Ben

You know what they say? That if you say candy man three times, a man comes into your mirror? Turns out it's PK, I found out the hard way. God, be careful looking at yourself in the mirror when you're going through hard times.

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65:04 - 65:09 Ronnie

He's a horrible monster. He looks in your mirror, crawls through it, and eats all the candy in your house.

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65:11 - 65:21 Ben

And then, before he slits your throat, he looks you in the face and goes, Ladies and gentlemen, Berlin. Like that's supposed to help the situation. Every breath I take.

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65:21 - 65:25 Ronnie

I didn't mean it, actually. I didn't even know I had that power. Go away, Berlin.

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65:28 - 65:37 Ben

They're the only band that shows up in your mirror unasked for. So... So she's telling us, listen, I love Erica.

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65:37 - 65:46 Ronnie

And I've come to realise through everything that I don't need a lot of friends. I just need the right friends. So now it is, was it Bose's wellness party with all my friends?

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65:47 - 66:00 Ronnie

Her not sticking up for me, or at least saying, coil, even in private. That wasn't very cool. That's hurtful, coil. And so she's like, so... Durga, let's chit-chat. Let's chit-chat for a bit.

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66:02 - 66:10 Ben

Yeah, so she's like, yesterday was intense. Is this the part that you just read? Yesterday was intense. It was very too much. Is that what you just read? Was that what I just recited out loud?

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66:10 - 66:16 Ronnie

I don't remember. Well, tell me about yesterday. Yes, you're correct. You're on the correct line, Ben. Go ahead.

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66:18 - 66:24 Ben

Well, if you're going to ask me about yesterday, let me tell you something. Yesterday was intense. I don't know if you saw, but I was sitting in the sun and then I moved to the shade.

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66:28 - 66:46 Ronnie

I think Coyle was suggesting what it means, but I think it's a coop-out. She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't bring up cops around me. I did it. I said coop-out. I don't like cops. Well, I'm just saying it was a coop-out. All right. It was a coop-out. That's fine. I can deal with chickens. They give us eggs.

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66:47 - 66:55 Ronnie

Well, when she said I will never repeat what we talk about or repeat what we talk about, this is plain and simple. About me and nothing else. Nothing else.

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66:56 - 67:16 Ben

You really think that? Well, I don't believe for a second that you don't believe that. Well, you want me to be truthful? Yes, I want you to be truthful. Well, it could be played out in both fucking ways, Dorit. What do you mean it could be played out? Well, it could be as innocuous as I would never talk about anything we've discussed.

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67:16 - 67:33 Ronnie

Well, she's talking to my husband. What do you think she's talking about? Well, she presumes that it's you, but I don't know for sure. I mean, what the fuck do I know, you know? Erika, this is not a court of law, thankfully for you. You're damn right on that one, girlfriend. But the point is, I'm not going to jump to assumptions.

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67:33 - 67:36 Ben

I need more proof. I need more proof.

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67:37 - 67:43 Ben

I'm not going to jump to assumptions. So therefore, I'm just going to assume that Kyle is innocent. Exactly.

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67:44 - 67:59 Ronnie

Exactly. So she's like, Dorit may not need proof, but I do. Because listen, whatever you think, I was married to a trial lawyer for over 20 years. And guess what? He taught me a few things. You gotta have proof. Erika, have you seen my pocketbook? I told you I was married to a lawyer.

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68:00 - 68:03 Ben

I'm the victim here. Listen, even better.

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68:04 - 68:15 Ben

Listen, I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on TV. And actually, that's not true. I'm not a lawyer, but I'm in a musical where there is a lawyer. And on top of that, I used to be married to a lawyer. And on top of that, I love watching Judge Judy.

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68:36 - 68:37 Ronnie

Hmm.

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68:37 - 68:47 Ben

Costly. Stealing lipstick from a victim? Priceless. Erica, why are you doing American Express commercials? Massacred, you dumb bitch.

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68:48 - 68:58 Ben

Okay, but look, I know you. You're very shrewd. You're very smart. But I think when it comes to Coyle, I don't think you call it like you see it. I think you tend to feel like you need to protect her. She was like,

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68:58 - 69:06 Ben

What? What are you talking about? Why would I need to protect her? Hold on one second. Yes, Kyle, I would love to go on a yacht with you. Okay. Anyway, what were you saying?

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69:07 - 69:19 Ronnie

Erika's defense of Coyle is actually a public thing. I know Kyle is a friend of her, but so am I. And I've never, never known Erika to be afraid of anyone, but when it comes to Coyle, there's no other way to put it.

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69:20 - 69:21 Ronnie

She's scared.

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69:23 - 69:44 Ben

For me yesterday, it felt not nice when I heard you say over and over, Kyle did nothing wrong. And then we have flashbacks of Erica saying, I know you did nothing wrong. You did nothing wrong, Kyle. You did nothing wrong, Kyle. So Dorit's like, are you saying she did nothing wrong? Like, you're so sure of it. You're not so sure of that, are you, though?

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69:45 - 69:55 Ben

I don't know. I feel like we need to bow out of both these friendships so you guys can work it out. I'm done with this. You know, it's bullshit. I can't have these kind of conversations where I have to side with either one of you. I'm not going to do it.

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69:55 - 69:59 Ronnie

Well, I don't want you to side with me. I want you to cool it like you see it.

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69:59 - 70:15 Ben

Well, I see both ways. I just said that. I mean, who gives a fuck, really, at the end of the day? At least we're not talking about the earrings. So just keep fighting, you two. big in the middle. I don't need to be in the middle. These two women need to work out their problems together. Love you both. You guys take it from here.

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70:16 - 70:17 Ronnie

Well, let me ask you a question.

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70:18 - 70:21 Ben

If you knew it was true, are you going to be okay with it?

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70:22 - 70:31 Ronnie

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. God damn it. God, you ruined the facial. Fuck. Martin Lawrence is going to try and cover me with a ficus next time he comes over.

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70:33 - 70:48 Ben

And that's where it ends. So we're going to see. But I think that Kyle was cornered and she had a little tantrum. So that way she could be like, you don't know how hard it is for me right now. And then she was able to storm out and not really face the face of the fire.

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70:49 - 71:07 Ronnie

Yeah, exhausting but hilarious. I mean, I'm loving the season of Kyle just trying to storm out and cry in every episode. It's so funny. It was so funny. Especially with her twitching and her lips all wonky from whatever work she just got done. You should know better to get this work done when you're filming. What the hell? But yeah, it's a fun season.

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71:08 - 71:33 Ben

Yeah. Well, thanks, everyone, for being here and see a bunch of you in San Francisco and San Diego. And next week, we still got some Southern charm coming up this week. So stay tuned. And again, Salt Lake City is going to be coming out this weekend after we record up in San Francisco and San Diego. Thanks, everyone. Bye. Bye. Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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71:33 - 71:39 Ben

Ain't no thing like Alison King. Our way is the Amber way. It's always automatic with Ashley Otto.

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71:39 - 71:42 Ronnie

Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney.

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71:42 - 71:47 Ben

Put your hands together for Carly Clap. Catherine DiBernardo has our heart-o.

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71:47 - 71:54 Ronnie

Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. Dana C, Dana Do. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela. Itchels!

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71:54 - 72:04 Ben

Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.

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72:04 - 72:08 Ronnie

Hava Nagila Webber. Know your worth with Jason Kerr.

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72:08 - 72:10 Ben

We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.

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72:10 - 72:12 Ronnie

She's our kind of mess, it's Jennifer Messer.

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72:13 - 72:15 Ronnie

Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.

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72:15 - 72:20 Ben

Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.

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72:20 - 72:41 Ronnie

Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey B. Bringing the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay B. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. We love her on the rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg. You can't have a burger without the Berg.

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72:41 - 72:44 Ben

This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.

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72:44 - 72:46 Ronnie

I love-a-ya Olivia Williamson.

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72:46 - 72:49 Ronnie

Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.

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72:49 - 73:01 Ben

Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell, it's Raquel. Yes we can-a, it's Savannah. Fastest Spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches, Betches.

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73:01 - 73:03 Ronnie

And our super premium sponsors.

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73:04 - 73:11 Ben

She's VVIP, it's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up, it's Beth Ani.

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73:12 - 73:19 Ronnie

We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.

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73:20 - 73:43 Ben

Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.

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73:44 - 73:49 Ronnie

The incredible, edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.

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73:49 - 73:51 Ben

Give him hell, Miss Noelle.

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73:51 - 73:53 Ronnie

Put on a kettle for Rebecca Weddle.

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73:53 - 74:00 Ben

She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.

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74:00 - 74:05 Ronnie

She ain't no shrinking Violet Couture. We love you guys.

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74:06 - 74:22 Ronnie

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74:23 - 74:38 Unknown

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74:39 - 74:57 Annie Agar

Welcome to the Offensive Line. You guys, on this podcast, we're going to make some picks, talk some s**t, and hopefully make you some money in the process. I'm your host, Annie Agar. So here's how this show's going to work, okay? We're going to run through the weekly slate of NFL and college football matchups, breaking them down into very serious categories like No Offense.

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74:57 - 75:17 Annie Agar

No offense, Travis Kelsey, but you've got to step up your game if Pat Mahomes is saying the Chiefs need to have more fun this year. We're also handing out a series of awards and making picks for the top storylines surrounding the world of football. Awards like the He May Have a Point Award for the wide receiver that's most justifiably bitter. Is it Brandon Ayuk, T. Higgins, or Devontae Adams?

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75:18 - 75:37 Annie Agar

Plus, on Thursdays, we're doing an exclusive bonus episode on Wondery Plus, where I share my fantasy football picks ahead of Thursday night football and the weekend's matchups. Your fantasy league is as good as locked in. Follow the offensive line on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can access bonus episodes and listen ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus.

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