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Chapter 1: What happened in part one of the recap?
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So then we go to Brit with her sister Cher, who we're going to see this relationship and how Brit's a total victim of all of this. So Cher is late, I guess.
And Britt's like, wow, look who decided to join us for lunch.
Or dinner now.
So Cher's like, okay, hi. Okay, well, hi. So they're saying hi. And Britt's like, oh, my God. She's like, how are the kids? And Cher's like, well, you know, one of them's like 6'3".
At this point, she's like, no, no, no, no. I don't go that long without saying it. It's probably been like a month since I've seen them. And that's like, no.
You haven't seen them in like a year. Let's be honest. You're trying to cover on camera.
So she's like, you know, my sister always took care of me. She always fought for me when the girls were bullying me for being a hot future real estate agent in a denim top. And, you know, I just can't believe we can't be friends. And then they talk about their mom and Cher's mad at the mom. And she's probably got her blocked because Cher's always fighting with everybody.
But then we find out Cher has like severe depression issues and that she used to be best friends with Brit. But then Brit found a man and ditched her, which I think we've all experienced that. Yeah. And she's like, but that's my husband.
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Chapter 2: Why is Brit upset at the bank party?
I was really hoping we could find a producer named Nathan just to really just see it all the way through. But unfortunately, he was booked.
yeah so she's like y'all trying to get me in trouble huh and he's like trouble with who and she goes yeah i've been a lot of trouble these days with you know and he's like oh with porsche he's like i don't even know what's going on with that do not pull me into more porsche shit even though i'm sitting here right on her show somehow i've managed to be on five seasons of television god i hate this he's like i don't even know what you're talking about and then it's like rewind to two weeks ago porsche would be like
When you show up anywhere on these cameras with anybody else, it's going to be a problem. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. I have no idea. So Drew says, to be honest, there wasn't drama with Dennis and I working together until now. I don't know how genuine it is because Portia's going through a lot of things, but this isn't affecting Portia.
Well, yeah, there wasn't drama with you and Dennis working together until now because there weren't cameras until now. And that is Portia's big issue. She doesn't want Dennis to be able to have a platform to talk shit about her. Yeah.
And so she's like, when I go hang out with my girls, you know, it's a little stressful of an environment. I go, okay, Drew, just be quiet.
It's stressful of an environment. It's not a stressful environment, but it's stressful of the environment. He's like, I get it. It's intricate. It's intricate.
So he's like, you know, she told me she was good with it, but now it's not okay. And he's like, yeah, but when we started this, to be fair, she was in Nigeria. So I didn't have to be like, hey, this is what I'm doing. But now she's not in Nigeria. Now she's here and she cares.
you know and she's like well can you bridge the gap and let's just you know let's just clear the air he's like well you do that so she says you know me and Portia at this point it's like a closed door for me you know like much of the music industry and I've made several attempts to try to talk to her and you have to just let Portia be Portia and we'll talk on Portia's time and if not it is what it is she's acting like she's like totally unbothered by the fact that Portia isn't calling her back but you know it's killing her on the inside cause like she's trying to hitch her hitch onto that Portia star
And I like Dennis cause he's as unhelpful as he's always been. Like it doesn't matter, just change the woman out and he's still completely unhelpful. She's like, well, you know, this is an issue with you and Portia. So it would really be nice if you spoke with Portia.
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Chapter 3: What is the drama between Brit and her sister Cher?
Yeah, black. So she comes in and says hi to everybody and says hello to Britt.
And Britt's like, oh, wow, that was a pat. That wasn't a hug. And she's like, that's a hug without getting makeup on me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I can't stand people like that. I cannot stand people. We've all met people who are like, okay, I guess that was a hug. Or like, are you not going to say hi to me? And you just haven't gotten over to them yet. Britt is that person. She's needy as fuck. It's her insecurities. And why should we all have to deal with the...
the shit in, in your life because you haven't been able to deal with it properly. And this has nothing to do with her dad. I'm just saying like, it's, she's just one of those insecure people who like the moment, like you don't give them a hard enough hug. They suddenly are triggered into thinking that like, um, they are being like, they're alienated from the group, like relax. It was a hug.
I think she's just so like trying to start a fight over nothing. It's like, can we just have appetizers? Like, you don't have to try this hard. You fucking try hard. She's so ridiculous. So she's trying to start a fight and Kenya's not taking the bait.
She's like, okay, well, I didn't mean it like that. Whatever. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
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