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#2784 Crappy Hour 3/31/2025: Garcelle Out, Erika Jayne Sued Again, Bethenny Ticks Off Dolores
Tue, 01 Apr 2025
This week on Crappy Hour, Garcelle leaves RHOBH, Erika Jayne might have to pay the piper, Bethenny gets read by Dolores, Brit makes an ass out of herself on RHOA, Brooke comes for Denise Richards, and all the other Bravo News we can fit into an hour. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Who hosts Crappy Hour and what is this episode about?
Well, hello and welcome to Crappie Hour, March 31st, 2025. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hi, Ben.
hi ronnie how are you good how are you doing today oh my god i feel great we just made it through three weekends in a row of doing live shows flying back on mondays to land and record episodes it's been such a crazy three weeks for us and now we're finally at the end of it so i just feel magnificent that we made it through So great.
So fun. Oh, my God. And it's been a whirlwind day. We did a Real Housewives of Atlanta recap. We got halfway through White Lotus on Patreon. So we'll finish that after this show. And we've just been laughing our asses off for three days straight. So, you know, what a life. I can't complain.
Yeah. We've had the best time. I will. It was a great weekend. It was so fun. I parsed it because I also wedged in a board game convention in the middle of it. So I got to do everything.
You've got a glorious sickness. I mean, your sickness is a good one. I'm like, indulge, baby, indulge. You will find fun board gamers wherever you are.
I went out and played board... After our show, I went out and played board games at a bar with people. And we played this game. We played this game called Gibbers, where you have to make up a language. And we're sitting there in this bar, loudly yelling, Kupaka, Kupaka, Kupaka, Kupaka, Kupaka. And people kept on staring over at us. And it was just peak nerdery. And I loved it.
And to know that like... It was just like, to me, it was just amazing. It'd be like, oh, we did this amazing crap and show nerding out over like a Southern charm that night. And then to go to a bar and nerd out with games, not games, just board games. It was like the best night ever for me.
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Chapter 2: What led Garcelle to leave RHOBH?
So good. All right, well, here we are with another week of some Bravo news and gossip. One of the biggest things going on this week that was pretty sad is Garcelle walked off Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She was like, goodbye, goodbye. This is apparently... After the reunion, the reunion begins this week for Beverly Hills, the three-part reunion.
Apparently, they all come for Garcelle because Garcelle, you know, mentioned Dorit's robbery probably being faked by PK or hinted at that or whatever. And then, you know, coming after her for mentioning Kyle's alleged lesbianism. And Sutton chose the asshole side. She chose the side of Fox Force 5, which she's never going to be a part of. So, Garcelle was like, fuck you guys and quit the show.
What do you think?
That is so sad. If that is true, if that is what ultimately happened, which it probably is, that's such a bummer because I think we've all really enjoyed Garcelle and Sutton. So, so intensely. And she's also had her back during times when Sutton said problematic shit, and Garcelle probably got flack for standing by Sutton.
But she saw something in Sutton that was more than that, and she stood by her. And it's just sucky that Sutton wants Kyle's... love and wants to be part of this clique so badly that she is going to turn her back on Garcelle. It makes me really bummed.
And Sutton's about to get a nice taste of real viewer hate as well. Because she's also been protected by Garcelle in a way. Because as monstrous as Sutton can be on the show, she's always had Garcelle to be like, well, she's okay. I think she's okay. Which I think makes a lot of us kind of forgive Sutton. Like, well, Garcelle thinks she's okay. You know, she must be okay.
And now she fucked over Garcelle. And Sutton's really going to get a taste of that. According to Parade.com, which I don't know where this originated, but... Grosselle Bouvet and Sutton Strack still not speaking after their reunion.
So I guess they're done so in real life too. Listen, this is bad for Sutton because this is how you know that the audience has turned on you. I went onto Twitter and someone wrote... Their caption was, I love the way that she just stayed reading Sutton for filth. And it was like a clip of Diana Jenkins just going off on Sutton for like a minute. Being like, who does that? Who makes fun of someone?
I was bleeding. I was bleeding. Diana going on and on and on. I was like, wow. If you're kind of like...
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Chapter 3: Why is Erika Jayne facing legal trouble again?
I love Boze.
She came off as an asshole with Watch What Happens Live. Well, not because she was with Erica. She came off like an asshole on her own. But I still like her. I mean, I don't care.
You know what? Spring came a little early, which meant the bitch flower is blooming. Good for Bose. I really love Bose. I think she's a tremendous addition. And I'm excited. Like, you know, she's allowed to... I think she's allowed to...
To have these moments, because that's part of being a real housewife, is that you sneer on Watch What Happens Live, and then it becomes a storyline for the next nine months.
Yeah, exactly. That's the game, people. But on that same episode, Erica was like, yeah, I just wish you would have been more interesting. Like Erica, the wallpaper queen, like talking about more interesting things. And then she said, I mean, you're going to have to do more than buying a beach house in Bakersfield. Judging it as if her ass wasn't an hour away in Pasadena half the time.
Exactly.
Not to mention, her ass is being sued again this week for $24 million because she never turned in her paperwork. Her old lawyer in Florida, Tom's friend that's been... allegedly supporting her and getting her that house in West Hollywood and all that other stuff didn't even file the paperwork, Jim Wilkes.
And so now in this Marco Marco lawsuit, which I bring up every week on recaps to remind people that she screwed those over. She screwed these two gay guys over so bad. They had a company that produced all of her costumes. She said, never send me an invoice. I don't want to even see him. I'm that rich. Just keep going.
Well, then they got in trouble with Amex because they had an unpaid bill of like a hundred grand or something. And they had friends that owed them. They had a friend that owed them as a favor at the Secret Service. And literally, Erica lied and allegedly lied and said that they overcharged her and that they owe her $100,000. And they ruined their lives. They ruined these guys' lives.
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Chapter 4: How did Bethenny Frankel provoke Dolores Catania?
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Let's do some Real Housewives of New Jersey, because I miss that show. I do not want that show recast at all, because I thought it was a great season. I don't care if they all hate each other. I don't care if it's toxic. I say bring somebody in from Jersey Mike's and throw them in there as the cast, and let's watch them go. Jersey Mike's. They're still on pause.
And so Bethany was saying something about, you know, she was dissing it, basically. She was weighing in on Teresa and Louie's messy financial issues, which we'll get into in a minute. And then... And kind of going on kind of going off like Jersey's kind of trash, you know, it's like a trashy show.
And a quote from Bethany's, you know, you on that show like you have no money if you're like kind of like, you know, it's a trash dumpster fire of a show, you know, like she's actually to be. Oh, oh. And then so. She was saying this stuff. So then Dolores went on Two Teas in a Pod because, you know, there's different people covering while Teddy's out.
And she was like, yeah, you know, I heard this. She's calling us a trash dumpster fire. You know, to me, this girl's a dumpster fire, okay? She's a broken, broken girl. I don't remember her because, you know what? She's rememorable, which is such a Dolores thing to say.
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Chapter 5: What drama surrounds Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards?
No.
Mortgage mayhem. Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice's husband, Louis Ruelas, begs lender for more time to pay back a million dollar loan and ask for $250,000 more.
Say it ain't so. No. They bought a mansion, 3.5 million in Montville. Oh my God. Scrolling past the Louis purple faced pictures. Are you on the money? I forgot how purple he is. Geez. He gets more and more purple.
Yeah, he is. He is a purple, purple person. Yeah, he, yeah, they owe a lot of money.
So the US Sun previously reported Louis, or Luis before he met Teresa, was the sole owner of the LLC used to buy the house. Took out a $1 million loan on March 25th, 2024. The US Sun can now exclusively reveal Louis is requesting an extension on the loan and for $250,000 more. Wow.
The million dollar loan, blah, blah, blah. He's screwed. The final, it's due March 25th. So he's kind of screwed. And doesn't Teresa owe taxes too? What's happening with Teresa's life?
They're a disaster. These two people are a disaster. And this is the most predictable outcome that could have ever happened for these two. The fact that he, look, he works in real estate, does he not? And yet he doesn't understand how to set up his finances to pay his own bills. Come on now. This guy is a crook. He always has been.
And I guarantee he's going to try to auction off no-nose pajamas to try to get some money to fund this. And it's not going to work.
There's another article in Yahoo with Gia, because Gia's going to have a show on Bravo. Guys, don't be mad at me, but I'm not going to be a lawyer anymore. I'm going to be an influencer, okay? So whoever's listening to that.
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Chapter 6: Why did Lisa Rinna blame RHOBH viewers for her exit?
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Chapter 7: What financial issues are affecting Teresa Giudice's husband, Louis Ruelas?
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,,,,,,, So what do you think of this? People are pretty pissed off on the internet because they feel like Kenya got fired for next week's revenge porn episode, which we still haven't seen, obviously. But why wouldn't they punish Brit over basically threatening someone with a firearm? Is that what we really need on Atlanta?
Ben, give us your thoughts.
Yeah, I think – well, first of all, I would say – I'm not going to weigh in yet about whether Kenya should have been demoted or fired until we see next week. When we really see how bad was it, because it could be bad. It could be really bad. In terms of Britt with the gun thing, I think – was it exactly –
technically threatening violence you could make an argument like she was just posturing but I think it was gross and I think it's also like I think it's actually beneath Bravo's brand like Bravo doesn't like Bravo is trying to show you know wealthy like upper class or like nouveau riche attempting to be upper class women and so when you have someone talking about like I've got a pistol at home technically Marlo Marlo would talk about her guns too but I just think it's I think that Brit
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