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#2762 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0103-04: Mother Nose Best
Thu, 13 Mar 2025
In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, the girls plan a funeral for a gila monster and one of them gets their nose fileted to look more like their mom, who is spending most of the time arranging pans on her boobs for a cooking show shoot. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the introduction to Denise Richards' Wild Things recap?
So now it's Sammy's turn and the climbing instructor is like, uh, haven't seen a lot of climbers wearing hoops, but Hey, I guess it's a new adventure. And she's like, yeah, I don't go a day without my hooves.
And Denise is like, yeah, I thought, hey, Lola, I thought she said boobs, not hoops. Think about that.
So now they climb and then they- But then they do show a shot of Sammy and it does look like she's climbing with her boobs. She's got big boobs, so it looks like they're grabbing onto the thing. And so they climb it, and they still hate each other. You know, she's like, well, I'm so glad you girls are talking again.
So listen, I need your help, because, you know, Brooke, she wants to plan Godzilla's memorial now. You know, it's creepy. Well, it's like, what?
No one told me he was dead. I didn't know he was dead, though.
And so Sammy's like, yeah, Godzilla's dead. We should get a custom cake, like a cake that looks like a Godzilla. And like, where should we do the memorial? Maybe like a nice park? Like we'd bring other lizards there. Denise is like, she says, well, OK, so here's the story.
Brooke, Charlie's ex, had this dragon lizard for 20 years, but then had to relinquish him to my care because, you know, well, she was going to rehab. So God just left Godzilla on my door and was like, here, take the fucking lizard. And I didn't even know how to take care of this dumb thing. But, you know, it was cute. I liked him. So we put him up in the penthouse.
Yeah, you know, he's scary when you first see him. He's a fucking huge. He looks like a dragon. Well, we had him for nine months, and then he passed, you know. I mean, I didn't know what I was doing, but I learned. I made him a general store, a mall to go around in. You know, he didn't really get along with the squirrels too well. We don't talk about that part.
But, you know, he had a primary suite, a balcony. Oh.
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Chapter 2: How does Denise Richards handle her animal collection?
I would never jump off a drip.
Lola's always the last to find out about something like Godzilla dying. Then he's jumping off a bridge. Sammy getting a nose job.
What? I didn't know about that. I would, you know, I would go skydiving. I mean, I really would. I really would go skydiving, but I would never jump off a bridge. I mean, that's scary down there.
But I think it's funny that she doesn't even bother watching her mom's shows. She's like, what? That happened? She's like, it was on TV. God damn, Lola. God. So then we go to kitchen number one, townhouse studio number one. And Denise is turning her kitchen into a studio. Because I'm going to make cooking content. You know, my mom would laugh if she saw me being filmed cooking.
Because, you know, she wasn't a cook when I was younger. But here's me. And Aaron's like, yeah, she can cook. cook uh her videos are charming i've ejaculated to every single one so dicks out two days
yeah and she's basically like yeah a lot of stuff but uh the one thing i haven't been able to perfect has been pasta mainly because i don't follow any recipes and i don't know how to make it but i just put a bunch of stuff in a bowl and hope for the best but yeah i come really close i'm really close not close at all i think i actually once made paper by accident i actually somehow made paper
You know, I just want to show people like I'm like you, you know, you just have to keep trying. I got the most expensive flower sent in from Italy. And I mean, I still haven't gotten it right. I mean, look, you don't have to get the most expensive flower from Italy, but you can keep trying. And that's the point. Every video is going to be a mistake that's never really fixed.
So will you know by the end of this video? Probably not. But you'll feel better about yourself.
Look, I'm just like anyone in their home. Drop a few thou on some imported flour, buy some cameras, set up an entire filming rig, and make some pasta without knowing how to do it and just burn through that flour and just waste all that money. And just like any other normal person, you know what I'm saying?
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