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#2770 Denise Richards and her Wild Things S0105: You Put My Love On Top (Chef)
Thu, 20 Mar 2025
In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, Top Chef winner Brooke Williamson swings by to help Denise cook while Aaron hides his boner. Meanwhile, Sami gets to see her new nose. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today, it's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Hi. Hi.
We are recapping Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, Season 1, Episode 5. Yes, Chef is the name of the episode. Um... quick reminder, we're going to be in Charlotte and Atlanta this week. So come see us there. Go to watch crappins.com to get your tickets. We'll be recapping Southern Trump finale. And then in, uh, in that's in Charlotte.
And then in Atlanta, we're going to be doing a classic real housewives of, uh, uh, Orange County. Um, and that is going to be the episode season 11, episode 16, bringing up old ghosts. So we're going to have a great time in both cities. Go to watch crappins.com to get your tickets.
So now let us go on to this episode of Denise Richards, wild things like a little frothy 30 minute show to dive into midweek. Yeah. So a little barn mart, if you will. Yeah. Denise Richards is very funny. I mean, again, this, this, this is not the sort of show that I naturally gravitate towards, but she is very, very funny on camera.
And she is, I'm definitely chuckling a lot more than I thought I would.
Yeah. So we opened with one of her confessionals and she's like, well, you know, I'm not crazy when it comes to getting facial stuff done. I mean, I've done a little Botox here and there, maybe like once a year or something. But, you know, I heard of this salmon sperm facial. I thought that's the craziest fucking thing I ever heard. You know, it was fucked a salmon.
You know, I even thought of that. But someone did and saved up the sperm, put it in my goddamn face. Now look at me. People were like, did you get something done? I said, a sperm came on my face. The salmon came on my face. How about you? Makes you look at bagels a little differently, huh?
So then we get the opening credits and then we're in Denise's bedroom and she and Aaron are sitting together and he is in his gray wardrobe. And it's and he has like a little helmet on because, of course, like I'm surprised that I took us this many years to finally see Aaron in a helmet like like this feels like it should have been.
part of like how we met him initially just a helmet with a red glow coming out of it at 50 something years old his head his head's still just too mushy he's got to reshape it every night god bless him it's the 5g
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Chapter 2: What is Denise Richards and Her Wild Things about?
And then we see a picture of her in this tank top, the special, special tank top of the gods. And she's like,
You know, it's just like, you know, it's like it really means a lot to me.
Sam is like, I have no idea what she's talking about.
I don't know what goddamn shirt she's talking about. Well, you really want to make today about a blue tank top. I mean, you really want my tank top back, mom? I'm like, well, stop. Come on. So Sammy's in her apartment.
Yeah. And Sammy's just cleaning. She's like, well, she's taking stuff out of the bag. She's doing something. She's got like a mess on the floor. And Denise is like, hey, so Eloise and Lola and I are coming to drop off gifts. Like, um, yeah, well, I'm not. No, I don't want Lola up in my apartment.
Like, even though I know we shook hands at a fish shack, I just don't really feel comfortable having her in my apartment yet. So I'm going to have to I'm going to have to deny her.
so Denise is like oh well okay well that's too bad I'm like if that were my mom my mom would be like now you listen here Sammy she is your sister and she's coming to your apartment I don't want to hear anything about it but I can't believe Denise is just like okay well this is a totally obnoxious move but I guess I can't do anything about it oh well yeah
So Lola's like, see, I told you she wouldn't want to see me. She's probably wearing my tank top. Well, I think it's pretty rude, honey. I'm really sorry about that. But I want my tank top back. It's so cute. Where else am I going to get a light blue tank top? By the way, she's wearing a light blue tank top right now in this scene.
She's like, it's just like me.
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