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Chapter 1: Why is there a part two of the RHOA recap?
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So she's like, but Dennis, he's been so professional. I mean, the songs are paid for.
And Kenny's like, uh-huh. And you're being talked about like you're a whore. Have some self-respect.
And she's like, what? And Cynthia goes, oh, no. Not a whore. A hoe we can rock with. A hoe's almost a compliment. But a whore is very bad. Yeah.
so then they start talking about Shamia and Cynthia's like by the way Angela have you spoken to Shamia since she kicked it off I mean and Angela's like no Shamia went hard on me and Drew's like well we did hang out and they say that like they got into like a little thing and Angela's like you know I just asked Shamia like why did you ask her that question from the group and then she just went off you know she said well I didn't ask Drew if she fucked Dennis I didn't say that and Ken's like
She 100% said that. Am I crazy?
And she didn't say that. She said, is it true that you are dating Dennis now? And so we come back and Cynthia's like, well, I'll never hear that. How did it end? And she says that she just stormed away, now Shamia's mad at her, and she's shocked. And she's like, well, someone's like, first of all, Portia doesn't need anybody to help her. Oh, Cynthia says that. She's like, she's fine.
She'll gather somebody if she wants to. And she goes, well, I will say, Portia reached out to me the day after Shamia's birthday, and she said, we need to talk. So that's where we are now. She said, let's do this somewhere you can afford. Please pack a sandwich. We'll just stop at a park.
So Cynthia's like, well, I'm really good with this. Baby daddies, you're different. So now we go to Shamia's house where she's catching up with her sisters, Tawana and Glenda. And I'm starting to get a little nervous that as... is our, is it going to be that every time we go to Shamia, it's going to be like her with her family, just like talking about shit about family stuff.
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Chapter 2: What drama unfolded at Kelli's Mommy and Me event?
It's called get a stock pot and some corn cobs and work it out that way.
It's a lot of peanut M&Ms. That's what I'm saying. So they decide that they're going to sell these houses first, but she doesn't like it because she just bought five. She's like, Oh my God. Okay. So now Drew goes to talk to her lawyer. This office is considerably smaller.
lower rent than porsche's i felt bad for her because porsche had the most glamorous porsche uh the most glamorous lawyer scene we've seen and drew you know it was sad it was more true poor drew she didn't even get a chance to go to see randy the official divorce lawyer for all cast members of atlanta and she she just she didn't get to ride that big elevator to a glassy window she was with tanya who as it turns out i loved tanya and i loved how tanya
Tanya was shady, and I thought she was great.
Tanya was great because the other guy was like, oh, my God, Portia, I love having you in my life.
And I was like, Randy, put it back in your pants. What a weird fucking thing for a lawyer to say. But Tanya did not. She's like, okay, so sit down. I've got a lot of folders here. She was kind of time daily. She's like, all right, I've got folders here. Just have a seat. I'm going to go through this shit, Drew. You're willing to pay me $5. I'm giving you five minutes. Sit down.
We're going through this, all right? She had TDE, Time Daily Energy.
She really did. But then we find out.
From the show with Amy Brannigan, where Time Daily was a social worker. That's what I'm saying. Bringing it all back to Amy Brannigan. As we always should.
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Chapter 3: How did Shamia and Cynthia's conflict escalate?
He was tracking you. That's all private and confidential. I will only come out to America if this gets unsealed and no one will ever know about it.
And I think she's saying that like, okay, like let's threaten Ralph. Like we're going to unseal this if you don't give us the documents. Right. But then Drew makes it about herself. She's like, but all I care about is my kids reading in, you know, all that coming out of scary. They know, they know this shit. Oh my God.
I mean, I would think that they would know this by now and it does suck for her kids.
It does. But Ralph's a monster. I just love that. I just love that the lawyer pulled the classic housewives mood, like the, you know, like, oh, well, I never told anyone your secret that you did X, Y, and Z. She's like, this is all sealed and confidential. And she's like blurting it all out on camera.
All your darkest, deepest secrets will never come out. Like this one, that one, this one, that one. Are you still rolling? Okay. Do you need another take? Do you need it clearer?
And Drew's like, thank you so much. Oh God, give me credit. I almost made it without crying. And Tanya's like, you did. You almost did it, but you failed.
She's like, ah!
drew sorry i'm just still method you know i finished a film in puerto rico so get out your five minutes is over get the fuck out of my office so now shami and shia go to the doctor um they of course you know if you're getting your tonsils out you get a ride in the rolls so they write this giant ass roll shia is like so teeny tiny in the backseat of this giant car um and it's really cute they like pull up to the the hospital and shia's waving at her doc
her and they bring her in she goes into surgery and then um uh jeremy does like a little tick talk in there or something where she's like guys you know how a husband's stressed he stands up in the waiting room look at my husband standing up honey show him standing up look at him over there that's because he's stressed am i right ladies like can we not can i not have to deal with your appendix out tick tocks no i did not agree to this
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