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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Watch What Crappens?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello, and welcome to Watch Where Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the sweet and lovable Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, aren't you a little Cracker Jack?
You know, I'm feeling like a Cracker Jack and, you know, maybe have a little present inside me. We are here today to talk Below Deck Down Under. Before we get into that, a gentle and sweet reminder that you only have until Friday to watch the replay of the Golden Crappies. And we highly recommend it. It was a great show full of laughter and singing and dancing and special guests.
It really was a wonderful career highlight, I would actually say. So go check that out. That's crappins.com. I'm sorry, crappins.kizweed.com. Just go to watchcrappins.com. That's where you'll find it. So go check that out. It's a wonderful, wonderful stream. They did a great job. Everyone online has been saying it's actually the best our live stream has ever looked. So thanks to Kizweed for that.
Also, We have, you know, we have a little bit of a break before we go back out on the road. But then in March, we're doing we're going bonkers. OK, we're going to Cincinnati, Minneapolis, Toronto, Charlotte, Atlanta, D.C. and Philadelphia, home of home of the Super Bowl winning Eagles. So maybe Saquon Barkley will come to our show. Who knows? You never know.
Either way, that probably will not happen, but you can come to our show and we will have a great time. So watch crappens.com for all those tickets. And then, of course, Patreon. You can watch us on video. Hello, people on video. Crap is on demand. And bonus episodes of The Traders, which who doesn't love The Traders? Anything I missed, Ronnie? Did I get it all?
Now, your neck looks so strong. Does it? I can tell. Yeah, you have like cartoonishly strong neck. Wait, let me move this. No.
This? You know why? Yeah, it looks good. It looks so toned and strong. It's only because this t-shirt is like... I actually sewed this t-shirt and I stretched the neck by accident when I was sewing it. So I think it makes everything look kind of like...
Oh, my God. Make me one. I will. You look like Gaston. Or Gastone, as they would say on Southern Charm.
Oh, my God. This does look really good now that I see it. Yeah, it looks good.
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Chapter 2: What's happening in Below Deck Down Under S03E02?
you know and that's it's very like lonesome dove you know fried horse snapping turtle puree soup whores serving food naked oh so and she's like so anthony we have to explain the dishes would you like to come up with me and he's like i don't mind you can go i'll come up at the end
Oh, really? You want to come up at the end and act like the fucking chef? Of course you do. Get your ass with me right now, sir.
Yeah. And she's like, okay, well, I'll just tell them which ones you made. He goes, no, no, don't. Just do it as is. We're a team in it. And then he basically says, oh, thanks.
You see what he's doing, though, don't you? He's saying, don't do that, we're a team, so I can take credit for everything. Like all those pictures that he showed before, when he's like, here's my five-star service, and then he's showing all these gorgeous, you know, magazine-worthy pictures.
How many of those were his, and how many of those were his chefs that he just took pictures of, and he may be helpful? Like, you know, fucking cutting a carrot.
Exactly. Congratulations, you put some sort of, like, mushroom soil on a plate. so anthony is like which i hate when chefs describe it and hearing the side is this is a pistachio soil no it's that don't say it's soil stop that oil so gross and you know i made like uh i i was cooking the other night and i made a uh pistachios that's horror which was very fun.
And when I was mixed, you have to mix it with your hands. Cause there's lemon zest in there and the lemon zest clumps, you have to go in their hands. And I felt like dirt. And as I was doing it, I was like, I bet if this were at a restaurant, some asshole would say, and here's some pistachio soil. Cause it felt like soil, but I wasn't willing to call it soil because I'm an adult.
So Anthony basically is like, thanks, but no thanks. I don't want them to think I've cooked that. Just because the theme's basic doesn't mean the food has to be basic. If it was my menu, I would have been out there at the barbecue, making it a more immersive experience. You know, some short ribs, slow cooked, you know, yeah, slow cooked short ribs, perfect for a barbecue.
So he goes, you know, we could have even done a hot sauce platter where you make different scotch bonnets, different sauces, different spices, possibilities are endless. Yeah. Shut up, dude.
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Chapter 3: What are the hosts' views on small boats in Below Deck?
That's crazy.
what were you hoping would happen? Cause I couldn't tell at that moment, there was part of me that didn't want Laura to fuck up again. Cause I was, I, I, I didn't, I didn't want her to be a fuck up, but then there was part of me that also felt like it was obnoxious that like she was disregarding the message that Marina was sending.
So like, I kind of wanted the guests to show up at, at, and be like, where's the food.
No, Marina was doing that thing where she was like, the guest is always right. And I think that that's something you have to do to a degree, but Laura knows guests are stupid. And if she actually did that, the guests would be mad and they would also be right if they were mad. So she's like, nope, you don't serve guests. I'm glad she stuck to her guns and didn't listen to an underling.
Cause if she listened to somebody lower in rank and fucked it up, that would be very bad. You know, that would be a very bad foot to set right at the beginning. Yeah. So... Example set, foot to set.
I don't know why I said that. So Lara is... Yeah, she's like, where is everyone? And they're like, Matt should be cold right now. So Marina realizes that she messed up. She's like, no, I learned... But Lara is right. They're not here yet. I could do better. I'm like, this is shocking. After Below Deck Sailing, where the stews were like, well, you know what?
The only reason why I gave that message is because Daisy didn't inspire me to give a better message. So it's not really my fault. And you know what? I don't even like Daisy's leadership in the first place. But here they're like... I can learn from this. I really made a mistake. My boss is right. I'm like, this is so strange.
It is weird. Yeah, I don't need Marina to self-flagellate over it or anything. Yeah, relax. Yeah, it was interesting. So then Serena's like, okay, here's some lobster, here's some steak, but apart from that, everything's vegan, even the cold bread, which is not that easy to do vegan, by the way. And so they're like, thanks. And now Adair and Marina...
How do you do it vegan? How do you do it vegan? Because you can't have an egg in there. The egg would be the real issue, huh? Because you could do it with almond milk.
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