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#2732 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Grace Land

Tue, 18 Feb 2025

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DJ Maddi LOfu**ingL and Joey Marbles pretend to tie the knot in Vegas on this week’s Southern Hospitality, and Will is still most definitely not cheating on Emmy. To prove it, Emmy unleashes rivers of mascara onto us and the city. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What is the introduction to the Southern Hospitality podcast episode?

57.173 - 57.934 Joe Bradley

Enjoy the show!

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59.947 - 82.03 Ronnie

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Broths. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. It's Southern Hospital Day. How else could I be but wonderful? Everybody, we're on tour. The Mounting Hysteria Tour coming to your city soon. Listen up.

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Chapter 2: Where is the Mounting Hysteria Tour heading next?

82.61 - 101.834 Ronnie

In March, we'll be at the... Sorry, I was reading the wrong month. I was like, wait, we're going to be in Boston? No, that's the following month. In March, we're going to be in Cincinnati, Minneapolis, Toronto, Charlotte, Atlanta, Washington, Philadelphia. Go get your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com, as well as other dates and ticket links there.

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102.136 - 122.554 Ronnie

Also, Traders Recaps are up on Tuesdays over at Patreon. And that's also where you get video recaps like this one today. Hi. If you don't want to pay for Patreon, we totally get it. You can watch videos a week after they're released over at YouTube. Just join our YouTube.com. You know, it's a very big channel on the internet. Just find Watch What Crappens over there.

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123.354 - 124.455 Ronnie

What's going on with you today?

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126.117 - 142.393 Ben

Not much. We recorded a guest spot over on Carlos King's podcast. So you all have to go listen to that. We love Carlos. He is just the best. So be sure to check out his show wherever you get podcasts.

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142.673 - 143.254 Ronnie

He's a good guy.

143.674 - 146.136 Ben

You're a good guy, Carlos. You're a good guy, Carlos.

147.297 - 158.043 Ronnie

That was a really fun one. We talked all about Potomac and other stuff. So join us over there. Here we are with Southern Hospitality, Not Pretty in Sin City, Season 3, Episode 7.

160.264 - 171.83 Ben

We are here. And the big cliffhanger going into the episode is will Grace Lilly get to the pool on time to sing her iconic lyrics to

172.521 - 175.343 Grace Lilly

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Chapter 3: What happens with Grace Lilly's performance at the day club?

202.262 - 221.097 Ronnie

And Grace Lilly's not there. And I don't know. Everybody's starting to get offended. But nobody's more offended than TJ. Of course, TJ's like, it's pretty slap in the face. It's like pretty slap in the face if she doesn't show. That's actually the name of one of my wieners. Slap in the face. I know.

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221.117 - 226.762 Ben

Coming soon. This would be like showing up at Sir Wieners and asking for a burger. It's just like a slap in the face.

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227.984 - 255.522 Ronnie

so Maddie's like I was very aware of the risk that I took when I gave Grace Lilly this chance to further her musical career but I did it anyway oh my god how are you how is your musical career ever gonna recover from some rando not showing up to sing la la la la in sync with the album at this pool party in Vegas how are you gonna recover Sondheim

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256.92 - 261.422 Ben

Now Maddie understands what it was like when Quincy Jones rolled the dice on Michael Jackson, you know?

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261.942 - 269.006 Ronnie

This is just like when Pavrotti didn't show up to the Grammys and Aretha Franklin had to sing a song instead.

270.306 - 278.33 Ben

Or like when Parvati showed up to the Traders and decided to roll the dice on some headbands. Sometimes as an artist, you just have to take risks and they will pay off.

278.641 - 291.918 Ronnie

Yep. So then we, Maddie's freaking out. Well, not freaking out, but everybody else is. So now the rest of the cast is heading over to the DJ table and they're like, yeah, Maddie. And Joe's like, that's my girlfriend over there.

292.298 - 295.002 Joe Bradley

That's my girlfriend, everybody. That's my girlfriend.

296.744 - 309.782 Ben

And then she's like, we hear Maddie be like, where's Grace? Where's Grace? If Grace doesn't start popping it in the next five minutes, I'm going to start popping off.

Chapter 4: How do the cast members react to Grace Lilly's tardiness?

394.706 - 399.647 Ronnie

He's like, we told you sound check was at 1. She's like, well, but I had sound at 1.

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402.508 - 406.509 Grace Lilly

I checked the sound on my phone. It was on vibrate at 1 p.m. Is that what you meant?

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407.549 - 409.189 Joe Bradley

He's like, just so you're sorry to my dad.

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409.229 - 411.15 Grace Lilly

She's like, for what? I'm here, aren't I?

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413.153 - 417.634 Ben

You know what? Some of the greatest performers aren't always on time, but we wait for them.

418.374 - 425.916 Ronnie

Yeah, you're not one of those, okay? Sorry, you're not one of those. I would barely wait on you, and I was a waiter for like 40 years.

427.256 - 437.389 Grace Lilly

How could you say that? I gotta sing la la la la la la la. I mean, you wait for that, right? She's like, oh my God, it's the next song already.

437.949 - 446.292 Ronnie

And Maddie's like, you were late, Grace Lilly. That is crazy. This is a record, okay? It is a record that will be played in a certain order.

447.872 - 455.514 Grace Lilly

Oh no, I didn't practice my la la la la la's. Are we sure it's la la la and not lay lay lay? I'm so confused. God, are you sure we're going on right next?

Chapter 5: What is the dynamic between Emmy and Will in this episode?

738.051 - 753.765 Ben

And so Emmy is like, like, my vibes are high. Like Maddie brought the energy and it's just like Grace is just like awful. She's so awful. And we just see Grace back there be like, I didn't I didn't realize it was so wrong. I mean, look, it's not like look, it's not like she's doing it all on her own.

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753.805 - 775.962 Ronnie

She didn't need to be there on time. And Austin's telling her, wow, I was really shocked that that song was like so good. And she goes, well, you know, she has people to help her. It's not like she's doing it all on her own. Oh, okay. That's a better context. Unlike Whitney Houston, who just sat there on her TASCAM and recorded every single song on her own. Excuse you, ma'am. Have some respect.

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776.002 - 776.102 Ronnie

Yeah.

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777.143 - 798.951 Ben

Yeah, exactly. So they talk about this for a while. They talk about how nice it was that Joe was supportive and everything like that. And they're saying how Joe's like obsessed with her and everything. And Michael's like, by the way, I noticed, I was like, this is like devastating for me when I saw this. It was like shocking. But when we were at the pool, like Emmy and Will shut off.

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799.011 - 803.033 Ben

And I was like, oh my God, they're like shutting off right now. Like, what do I even do right now?

804.936 - 826.265 Ronnie

And meanwhile, Brad is like, yeah, Joe's like really obsessed with Maddie, huh? And TJ's like, yeah. Well, I think that Joe needs someone in his life that is constantly succeeding because he's looking to like move up. And that's her. Jesus, are you a good friend at all ever? Is anybody on this show ever just a good friend to each other? These people are terrible. And I hope they last 20 seasons.

826.865 - 834.89 Ben

I know. TJ is like dissing Joe for upward mobility while he's actively calling in favors from all of his friends to help launch his wiener business.

835.43 - 839.973 Ronnie

That's true. He didn't mind when Joe was taken off his shirt to slap himself with some Sir Wieners.

840.834 - 863.571 Ben

Yeah. So Michaels is saying how Will and Emmy shut off. They were not really hanging out with people. And we cut to Will and Emmy. And Will's like, everyone's not having fun with us. Do you know what I mean? And they're like, yeah. And then we see that they were like, oh, I guess it was a flashback. They just sit down sadly in the middle of the day club to be like, no one wants to be with us.

Chapter 6: How is conflict resolved between the cast members?

1160.7 - 1166.225 Ben

She was like, in case we don't get our own private cabana, I'm going to attach one to my eyelashes and you guys can all assemble under it.

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1168.326 - 1185 Ronnie

So, you know, they're all mad. They're all like pretend mad at her because no one's shocked. You know what I mean? And so he's like, you're an hour and a half late. Let's say sorry or something. And she's like, when you're a guest, you pop up as a guest. So that's what I did. Surprise. I'm a guest. It's me.

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1185.06 - 1186.722 Grace Lilly

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

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1188.004 - 1200.038 Ben

You know, Maddie and I go back five or six years, and her and I communicate great, almost as good as me and Bob Marley do. So I don't know why Joe is involving himself in the situation. I mean, let the artists handle it, Joe. You're just a groupie.

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1202.001 - 1209.927 Joe Bradley

Well, guess what? With Maddie, it was a big deal. And if it's a big deal with Maddie, it's a big deal with our children. It's like, whoa, Joe, Joe, whoa, Joe.

1212.008 - 1222.336 Ben

So Mia's like, Maddie, put your foot down. Come on, have a scene, do this. Fight, fight, fight. And very slowly, meanwhile, it's going off on Joe. And she's like, well, Maddie hasn't spoken to me about it and you're speaking for her.

1222.636 - 1224.998 Grace Lilly

So I think you should let her speak for herself.

1226.249 - 1246.552 Ronnie

So Maddie goes, they're all looking at Maddie to have a fight. They're like, listen, we're in Vegas and literally nothing has happened. So let's do something. And so Maddie just goes, you showed up. She goes, thank you. But I mean, if you didn't, I wouldn't be surprised. And she's like, I wouldn't do that. I would never, ever do that.

1248.672 - 1264.765 Ben

And Mia's like, sometimes being on the defense is never really the answer. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Maddie. It was not intentional. And she goes, I don't think it was. And I appreciate you saying that. She's like, yeah, that's not right. It's like, oh, okay. I guess this is resolved. Yeah.

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