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#2763 Summer House Live in Cincinnati: Faptain Kangar-rude

Sat, 15 Mar 2025

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We’re live from Cinci to recap Summer House this week! Carl tries to get over Lindsay, Imrul bangs another ghost, and Jesse tries to figure out how to get himself out of the Lexi sitch. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What happens during the live show introduction?

0.464 - 37.281 Ben

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi, Cincinnati. Hello. It's been a few years.

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37.581 - 42.506 Ronnie

We've only been doing this 13 motherfucking years. I'm still letting us press the record.

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43.627 - 51.091 Ben

It's so exciting to be back in Cincinnati. We haven't been here. Yes. Yes. You guys, this is a wild crowd.

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51.311 - 59.698 Ronnie

Yes, thank you for coming out. Of course. They told us the Countess had just been here. Did you guys come see the Countess too? Yes.

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60.279 - 62.361 Ben

You know, you guys are a wild crowd.

62.421 - 64.323 Ronnie

Fuck no. This side is like, no.

64.343 - 65.584 Ben

He's not aware.

66.437 - 74.42 Ronnie

I forgot that about this venue too. It's kind of an L, it's a V shape, right? So one side feels one thing and you all feel another total different thing.

74.48 - 91.788 Ben

Yeah, we can pitch you guys against each other. Now I knew, like we knew you guys would be a crazy crowd because to this day, there's only been one show in all of the history of Watcher Crappens where someone got arrested and it happened here. It happened here.

Chapter 2: How are the hosts enjoying Cincinnati?

402.166 - 408.391 Ben

Yeah, he's got Sandy Sundays. And also, like, honestly... They're disgusted over there.

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408.431 - 412.07 Ronnie

Yeah. The side's like, I'd see that. They're like, fuck that.

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413.191 - 428.859 Ben

Can I tell you something? The world is such a shit show right now that it's literally refreshing to me that one thing I can hide away in is a stupid feud about a spritzer. A spritzer feud is really... I need that right now. I need it.

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428.939 - 434.583 Ronnie

Well, the other art coming up is Carl is releasing a book. Oh, yeah. Have you heard about this?

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435.343 - 440.294 Ben

Did you know about this? Ronnie just told me about this right backstage. Okay, wow.

440.314 - 456.921 Ronnie

Oh, hate literature all you want. Carl Radke. The book is called Cake Eater. Yes. Yes. Cake Eater. First of all, no, you're not.

457.242 - 464.685 Ben

Yes. Last time we checked, you were not eating any cakes. So he, Ronnie just sent this to me like literally 10 minutes ago.

464.765 - 485.989 Ronnie

The cover says, getting high, hitting low. And trying to stay in the middle. A journey to self-discovery. And then it's a picture of him holding a cake, sadly. He's like... And then half his face is covered in the cake. White jeans, I'm sure. I have...

488.823 - 492.905 Ben

All these years his jeans have been made out of cake. We just never realized.

Chapter 3: What are the hosts' experiences with local Cincinnati activities?

Chapter 4: Who got arrested at a Watch What Crappens show?

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714.593 - 718.454 Ronnie

All right. Previously on Summer House.

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721.835 - 723.756 Unknown Speaker

Ah, another summer!

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724.616 - 725.996 Unknown Speaker

Ah, summer!

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726.136 - 745.743 Unknown Speaker

Ding, ding, ding, everyone. I have an announcement to make. Um, guys, my journey started years ago. First there was Ever, and then I got a taco contract. And then I demanded a man make me sandwiches.

746.343 - 747.063 Ben

15 minutes later.

747.083 - 753.186 Unknown Speaker

And then there was Julan. 15 minutes later. And then a bunch of other random guys that didn't deserve me.

753.466 - 754.006 Ben

15 minutes later.

754.026 - 755.607 Unknown Speaker

And then there was Carl's finger.

Chapter 5: What is the 'Cake Eater' book about?

4013.938 - 4029.122 Unknown Speaker

You should do it for a man. And he's like, you know, I just think it's, like, a bummer sometimes because, like, we both have, like, single lives. But then, like, we need to be together. And, like, you wear so many shoes. You could be barefoot in the kitchen.

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4030.06 - 4058.907 Ronnie

that I designed so it sounds like you're ready for the next step and he's like I'm not ready for the next step I'm just ready for you to take off your fucking shoes and have my baby you fucking complainer I brought you a gift oh my god it's a red cape with a white hat thing thanks Craig thanks Craig but seriously listen to how he's talking he's like no I don't want anything to change but you know you can't still have a career like this once we have babies

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4060.267 - 4069.195 Ronnie

You better learn to sew your fucking mouth shut, sewing down south. My God. What the fuck is wrong with him?

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4069.595 - 4093.136 Ben

Well, there clearly was a lot of tension, but thankfully the kangaroo arrives to... Paige is like, ew. So he's like, by the way, this is kind of like a health check on the relationship, because, like, we're happy now. And, like, cut to her frowning. And like, let's continue because we put effort into it that we make each other priority no matter how busy we get. It's like, mm-hmm, yeah.

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4093.996 - 4103.678 Ben

Well, you know, that's why I feel like you're bringing it up because I feel like there's a change of you being like maybe not happy, which is wild because I'm Paige and you're Craig and you should be so fucking happy to even be sitting here having a meal with me.

4103.698 - 4111.816 Ronnie

Yeah, but all I'm saying is like, you're like legitimately more successful and busier. which is awesome.

4111.856 - 4112.797 Unknown Speaker

She's like, is it?

4113.897 - 4128.607 Ronnie

He's like, yeah, I'm just saying, like, sometimes it's a bummer that we can't do stuff, like have babies and get married. And she's like, I'm sorry, I'm famous now. And he's like, well, if I was being honest, like, if you're busy for the rest of our lives, I just don't see this working out. Bye!

4129.487 - 4137.212 Ronnie

Can we pack this kangaroo and this nasty-ass cappuccino up for this bad-breath motherfucker and somebody put him on a train? Thank you.

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