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#2656 Crappy Hour 12/16/24: PumpRules DV, Drones, and Parasitic Parasites
Tue, 17 Dec 2024
Another busy week for the now out of work Vanderpump Rules cast. James was arrested for DV, Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend publicly accused him of cheating, and reports said that Ariana was…happier than ever and doing great tyvm. Also, Bethenny Frankel weighs in on sauce and drones and Brandi might get help fighting the parasites she claims are in her face. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. I'm trying to figure out how to mute all my windows because I've got our voices in nine windows. Oh, no, my face. Hi, everybody. I solved that. So there's only one gay Ronnie voice coming back in my face and not 20 or whatever that never too much. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Hi, everybody. Welcome. It is crappy hour. It's every other Monday. So this is one of the other Mondays. It's December 16th. So good to see you, everybody. Tickets for live shows, Patreon, et cetera, et cetera. Go check that out at watchwhatcrappens.com. Live show tickets. Ben, it's so lovely to see you on your brand new setup over there. It looks so good. Thank you.
Thank you. I decided to spend the past few weeks investing in lights, cameras, and action. And I'm really happy about it.
And he's been hiring hookers.
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We've been paying for action. So there you go. You know what? I love when people can admit that. So good for you. Thank you.
You know what? Sex positivity. By the way, Sweet C in the comments said, I am homesick and so in need of this. So feel better, Sweet C. I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, feel better over there. So today, we've got a crazy week this week. A lot's been going on on Bravo, especially with Vanderpump Rules. You know, we've always wondered what would happen when that show crashed and burned. It did crash and burn, and now they are crashing and burning. Like, it's crazy. Well, the men, you know, the men.
um but this uh james domestic violence charge i can't say it's the most shocking thing um in the world but it is still extremely sad did not like it it was reported this week that uh neighbors called uh because they heard a fight after kathy hilton's christmas party over at james's house in burbank i don't know how they heard it over the southwest flights but they did and maybe calling
And it turns out it was because James accusedly, Ben, they're saying that your mic is a lot lower than mine today.
Really?
Were you messing with your levels?
No, I wasn't. So I don't know what's going on. I'll play around though.
Bless it.
um so they were called over apparently the neighbor um alleged that james picked a woman up it wasn't reported at first too and threw her on the ground and um later we found out that was ali and exactly what had happened and ali came out saying it was a misunderstanding that was the first thing that she had said it was a misunderstanding which anybody who has ever read of a dv case in their life has heard before and um
So everybody's just basically been really worried about her, obviously. And she she finally James came out with a statement. Well, not really a statement, but he had a show over the weekend, which I can't believe he kept one. That's crazy because he's been. Yeah, a lot of them have been canceling bookings, but he did go do a show. And it was basically just saying, wait, wait to see.
It's it's all a misunderstanding or whatever. And then Ali today left. It was reported that she left the house and she was packing to go stay in an Airbnb with her family who was in town to support her. And it showed a picture of James just looking completely, you know, cracked out eyes. Of course, it's it's a picture. But, you know, who knows what's really going on over there?
But it did not look good for James with this fucking tacky as Givenchy T-shirt as well.
anyway bad stuff bad stuff happening over there what have you got terrible terrible no all the same stuff uh terrible i think what's kind of so sad about this is that we've watched this trajectory for so many years we predicted this would happen unfortunately and the thing that's always so so heartbreaking with james i'm not gonna say heartbreaking in a way like let's like empathy no empathy in this situation
But what's heartbreaking for us to see is we've seen this person who has struggled with his emotions and trying to get it together and struggled with his drinking and substance abuse and struggled with his rage. We've always, unfortunately, suspected and dreaded that this day would come if it hadn't already happened, to be honest.
And I think, though, there was a part of us that like for all of James's faults, we I think we kind of rooted for him and we sort of rooted that he would like write the ship and he still can write the ship. But like for right now, like this is terrible.
And it's like, you know what, sir, you've had you had a lot of lifelines, a lot of people in your corner helping you out more than most people ever did. And you got to like a big pinnacle. He got a big pinnacle in his career, getting to play Coachella and everything, which we always joke about that. But he did get to do that. And you know what? Like, shame on him.
Shame on him for just not being able to take advantage of all the opportunities that he was given to help himself, I say.
Yeah. Fuck that guy. I mean, that's a very nice way of saying it. I say, fuck that fucking guy. And there is no more chance there. There are no more chances, sir. You've wasted up all your fucking chances, you know, and this just is kind of a cynical view on it.
But yeah, people like that who are suddenly completely changed the next day because they started eating ice cream instead of doing coke every night. Don't fall for that shit. That is. And it's not to say that people can't recover from drugs and alcohol. But this like sweet little guy act who's love bombing you every day. Don't don't fall for it. Be cautious because fucking people like this.
I swear to God. So fuck that guy. Hope Ali's OK. It's reported that they're still together. Which obviously I don't love, but you know, you know, my new thing is that I'm going to start driving around in a white van like a creep. And it's going to be your auntie Ronnie pulling up front to get girls in the car and be like, listen here, ma'am. No, no more of this. Okay. Yeah.
I'm going to show you all the clips from the past decade. And then we're going to show you clips of your fucking future. No, ma'am. Get in the car. You are better than this. So she is better than that. So I hope that Ali takes care of herself. You know, obviously can't judge the victim in this kind of stuff, nor would I. So let's see where that leads. Super depressing way to lead this off.
But I really didn't want that hanging over our head the whole show. So basically, to sum it up, fuck you, James. Get your shit together and do it preferably away from me and my television and any other decent human being. You bastard.
Yeah, in some ways, I'm kind of glad there's not a season of Vanderpump Rules for him to do his redemption tour on because I'm just like, I've got better things to do, okay? Like, you want a redemption tour, like, start it with yourself and your family, but, like, don't come trotting around about how you're a changed person. Like, I'm an El Bonalisa. I tried so hard.
I'm going to cry right now because I keep it. It's like, you know what? We've had enough of it. We've had it for like eight years. You had your chances. You had so many chances and we gave you as an audience, many, many chances. Okay. We, we laughed at all your little jokes and everything, but you know what? You fucked it up.
You fucked it up and you got to get yourself under control because you know what? You're an adult. Grow up, okay? Get your drinking under control. Get your emotions under control. Get therapy. You've got the money to do it. I don't want to hear it anymore. I don't want to see another fucking headline about this shit. Go take care of it and we'll see you never.
Yeah. Later. Later, skater. So in some other Vanderpump Rules, dramatic news of men being douchebags. This was at least fun because Victoria, Tom's girlfriend, who we all know is only dating that loser so she can get on Vanderpump Rules. Last we heard from her was last week when they announced Schwartz and Sandy's was closing and she came out with her.
Oh, if only you'd had a sign, a sign in the strip mall, which I fought for. Victoria, the real Norma Rae of street-facing signs and strip malls for tiki bars, came out today. I believe this was today, right? Or was this yesterday? This was yesterday.
I think it was yesterday.
Victoria Lee Robinson. It was posted yesterday. You guys were right. You guys were right.
tiger never changes its stripes dot dot dot he loves the best friends apparently i feel like a fool completely heartbroken ma'am your bid to become ariana maddox in the wake of vanderpump rules basically being cancelled with that cast is denied it is denied nobody fell for this shit everybody was like oh what what he loses jobs so now you're out stinker
Which is pretty fun watching somebody get universally denied for their next bit at fame. What did you think of that when you saw it?
Listen, anyone who is willing to romantically link themselves with Tom Sandoval loses the right to put up an Instagram story at any moment that says, I feel like a fool. This could not be a more obvious thing to cut. Like it's like this is the most obvious outcome.
Did you not realize that all of pop culture in 2023 was dominated by this imbecile for cheating on his girlfriend with her best friend? What do you not realize? I don't even care if what she's saying is just an attempt to be the next Ariana. You lose the right to say you feel like a complete fool. Whatever Tom Sandoval does to this woman, it's not going to ever be justified.
It doesn't matter how much of an idiot someone is. They do not deserve to be cheated on or anything like that. However, you do not get to have our sympathy for dating Tom Sandoval. The evidence was all there. It's like driving. You drive into a wall and then say, I feel like a fool. I drove into a wall. Well, yeah, there was a wall there. Don't drive into it.
it's like it's like a rodeo clown asking for pity that they're coming home smelling like every night what did you think was gonna happen ma'am what did you think what did you think maybe it's not maybe the crap maybe crappy hours should just be called what did you think what did you think what did you think ma'am uh claim denied um so then uh tom came on at eight in the morning
uh to live uh we saw some reports of this uh all over the internet from people who scream screen recorded came on the internet uh with i think a coors light uh chain smoking cigarettes and he was like wow let me tell you this much dude she made a huge mistake on that one huge i was like is that a threat like what's his deal
But then later in the day, she came out with another post or she, I don't know why I'm saying came out with a post, like she actually created a film, but she- She premiered a post. Where is it? Where's this next post? Hold on. She came out with another one today. Okay. I guess I didn't write the link down here.
I'm on the reality TV story that says Tom Sandoval says Victoria Lee Robinson made a big mistake. Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, so that's the one I just said. But then she came out with another one that apparently is something along the lines of lips.
Oh, here it is. Her follow-up post on Instagram. Okay. Did you find it? Because I'm opening it up right now. What's it say? Yeah, you open it. I would like to sincerely apologize for my previous post. I had a true misjudgment in this situation. If she was talking about her entire relationship with Tom Sandoval, yes, you did have a misjudgment. Tom did not do anything.
From my own personal trauma and experiences hearing false accusations about him all the time clouded my judgment and got the best of me. So once again, I'd like to blame Ariana and the Ariana fans for clouding my judgment. Please respect him and know he's actually been the most supportive partner. The internet can be harsh sometimes, and I'm learning how to block out the noise.
Good for you, Victoria. You are the noise.
You are the fucking noise, lady. You are the noise and the funk. C'est bien. Take it away. You brought it all out.
You brought it out too much.
Yeah, fuck off. You are the noise. Please stop. So while the men were falling apart, we also got some insane Ariana news this week, which was also crazy depressing. Ariana told magazines she's never been happy in her life, and she finally found a man that literally wakes up, works for her, breathes for her, only cares about her. She's such a fucking bitch. Ew, gross. I'm so sick of her.
So I really thought that was pretty funny that amongst all this news, they're like, Ariana, what do you think? She's like, let me tell you about my boyfriend.
He literally wakes up, feeds me, mushes my food for me, cleans my house, does my nails, does my hair, tells me how beautiful I am, and then brushes my hair on the way to wherever he's driving me, which is kind of dangerous, but we're also using self-driving. Let's not hit around. And then drops me off and says, you're the most beautiful thing in the world. Then throws sacks of money at my feet.
And then when he leaves, flowers come out of the carburetor and hit me right in the face. It is amazing.
I was like, you go. Yeah, the continued ascent of Ariana actually is now... It's now gone to a place where I'm just like... I'm actually astounded. Because the window is closed. The 15 minutes should be over. And she just... She's like...
she's just doing it all she just continues to rise and rise and it's so funny it's just it's amazing good for her yeah so uh i all i also thought you know normally i would read a post like that and be like so is there anything about him that you like i mean to that guy i would probably say red flag because when your partner is like here's what i love about my partner everything they do for me i mean normally i would say that's a red flag in this situation i say you go girl
hashtag boss bitch, uh, that shit, you know?
Yeah. Um, well, I'm, I'm happy. He seems really cute. Hopefully he's a nice guy. And, um, I just love how curious luggage, uh, Yeah, I just love how the crabs in a bucket that is the Vanderpump Rules cast are just like clawing. You know, everything's just like falling apart. It's just like, she's like Angela Bassett throwing the keys back to her exploding car.
And I just couldn't be happier for her.
Okay, so in other stuff that's not VPR, there are rumors that Whitney Rose is divorcing Justin. John, John, John.
Oh my God. That's crazy.
A source, this is reality blurb, a source claimed Whitney Rose is close to signing divorce papers. They're pretending everything is okay. Whitney's banking on the demise of her marriage to confirm her snowflake for next season, and she will not be holding back. Oh, we know she'll throw Justin under the bus for that snowflake, so let's see what she's got.
Wow. I can't believe it. I mean, he's such a catch. You know, sexy, so much personality. It's a real loss. Real loss for Whitney.
It's very difficult for people to let go of tall people.
Um, if this is true, um, you know, I am obviously famously, I'm not as cynical as you. You're, I'm the one who believes in the things and you're the one who says, Ben, they're doing it for TV. But actually in this case, I would believe it.
I would a hundred percent believe that Whitney and Justin are doing it for TV because everyone's talking that like Whitney was kind of like on the sidelines this season of SLC. And this has been such a, an amazing season and everyone's been talking about it. So to be on the sidelines for like the amazing season, um,
sort of suggests that you're like a little expendable to which whoever would say Whitney Rose is expendable I would say shame on you Whitney Rose is a valuable member of the pack but that being said I can see why she might feel desperate to do something like feign a divorce in order to secure the snowflake for one more season
One is just Whitney to go bragging to a friend about it. Like, I believe that it's a source close to it, which is probably Bobby, her daughter or something.
She's like, go tell them what I said. She's like, mama's ready to leave that motherfucker. They're like, Bobby, why are you cursing? Sorry, I had a couple sodas on the way over here. Little Mountain Dew on the braid. Mom's doing it for the camera time. You don't know it.
She did a classic Utah Mountain Dew with coffee mate and cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes.
They're crazy drug addict sodas in Salt Lake City. She's high. You can tell that it's Whitney who's letting this leak because you know that Whitney, this is the community theater show, so you know Whitney's like,
Here is my storyline for next year, guys. I'm going to dump Justin.
Oh, my God. Whitney said she's going to dump Justin for a storyline. I mean, it just completely sounds like her. Like she would pitch it that way to her friends.
And she already has shown this season that she has a relationship with gossip bloggers and podcasters. I mean, that was her whole thing is that she contacted Adam from Up and Adam to be like, hey, I normally talk with you about things. So who was talking to you about things? So like I mean, they all do. Let's not act like Whitney is the only one. But for sure, she leaked it if this was true.
yeah uh so anything you want to talk about today sir what do i want to talk about well there's a funny thing this is sort of this is a real minor thing but i just want to get out of the way you know we were talking today about uh potomac and we're talking about this guy that ashley is dating on the show and um beavis is it beavis or butthead who am i calling am i calling him the right he looks like one of those beavis or butthead but i don't know the difference between them
You know, I'm not entirely sure. I'm not entirely sure. Beavis. I think I've got it right. It's Beavis. The one with the blonde pompadour. Yeah.
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So someone wrote to us. The old queen of the bar wrote to us. And this is, by the way, such low-level gossip, but I still am amused by it. And the old queen wanted to weigh in about Ashley Darby's date, Josh. And the old queen said, guys, I'm dead. No. No. This is allegedly, according to someone, according to an old queen in a bar who decided to write us a message.
We don't know if it's true, but the fact that he chugs chocolate milk before making out, an interesting choice. Yeah.
Also an interesting thing to be mad about. Disgusting, chug chocolate milk before making out.
So that was just some really stupid things. Another piece of gossip that you may have heard about recently is that Melissa Gorga is selling sprinkle cookies and they are quite expensive. I think it's like $35 or something, and you get six. The price point is not amazing. Whoa, $35 for six? Let me double check that before I slander. Slander!
Actually, I don't have the price point here, but I was told that you don't get a lot. Melissa Gorga cookies.
I believe it. I went to the grocery store today. Eggs were $9. And guess what? They weren't even sold by a Gorga. They were just $9.
Yeah. Sprinkle by MG. Um, so I'm on her, I'm on her page right now. It's a lot of images of her being showered with sprinkles, et cetera. Okay. Yes. So I'm looking, you can get a baby blue sprinkle cookie count, 12 cookies for 29 99, which is much better. Yeah. It's better. Yeah. Everything's about $30, but it's a dozen for $30. I think that's a little expensive personally.
Um, not as bad as like $35. The question is this. I mean, I already know the answer. Would you get sprinkle cookies from Melissa Gorga?
I mean, for the bottom of the trash, because that's where they belong and we all fucking know it. Why would you bring, wasn't the thing she got store-bought cookies? I mean, I get that that's like a burn. I guess that that's like a show burn. They all do it, right? Like on Potomac right now, we have Happy Eddie because they called him Happy Eddie.
It's like, oh yeah, well now I'll have a company called Happy Eddie. Ha ha, got you. So I guess she's doing that, but it's like 10 years after the burn. It's weird. Actually, it's probably like 15 years after the burn, but the televised burn, it's at least like a decade past that. So it's kind of a weird thing to be coming.
Yeah. It makes me feel like she was, it kind of makes me feel like she was told she's not coming back next season because like, this is the thing you would do. Like, like if like, okay, I lost my TV job. How could I capitalize on my fleeting fame? Sprinkle cookies.
She doesn't have a lot of iconic moments. You know what I mean? There's not like a lot that you can sell. Like Teresa will always have. And I'm sorry to compare it to Teresa, but since they always do, she doesn't have that table flipping moment. You know what I mean? She tried it with the cheese.
I mean, her iconic moment to me is on display and the cheese when she threw the cheese and that pathetic display of trying something.
Now people in the comments are saying Bethany, Danny Pellegrino.
Oh, that's my next piece. So I was going to say before, you know, we judged Melissa for that. You do have to find a way when your show is out of here, you're not on your show anymore to capitalize like Miss Bethany Frankel. Now, Bethany, as we always, as we know, we always talk about. has a TikTok and she has become a food reviewer on her TikTok. That's like her thing now.
This shit is so funny and I die whenever there's clips. This has been a whole week of Bethany clips on TikTok that have been just hilarious. Not intentionally, I don't think. But one of them is, it started with Harry. Harry, Lisa, Harry Rinna. Harry, not Stiles. Harry Hamlin. Harry Hamlin, yeah. Sorry, guys. So Harry Hamlin has his pasta sauce and he sent it to Bethany. This is Bethany.
All right. I'm going to try it. I'm going to try it. You know, I got Harry's sauce and then I got Rose. Rouse. Okay. Whatever. The Gorga sauce. Whatever it is. Okay. I'm going to try that. I'm going to be blindfolded. So I'm not going to know which is which. All right. Blindfold me. Blindfold me. I'm a guy. I can't see. I can't see. You're fired. You're fired. Get someone else to do it. All right.
I can see a little light now. Okay. You're hired. All right. So I'm going to taste it.
Not bad. It's not bad. Not bad. It's not bad. Not bad. It's not bad. Tastes good. Not bad. Not bad.
All right. This one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. What is that? Rosemary? Oh, my God. Is that Rosemary's baby that was conceived, birthed, and died in my mouth? Like, what is this? You know what? I'm sorry. Disgusting.
You know what? It's business. It's business. You got to be able to take it. You got to take it off the market. You got to take it off the market. Like, you can't. You can't do this. This is no good. Uh-uh. It's not even a cheetah brand. This is just toxic. Take it off the market. It's just what business. It's what you do in business. You got a bad product. You take it off the market.
It's a factory recall. Tell everyone, send back in your Harry's Spanish sauce. Uh-uh. Uh-uh, can't be in the market.
This causes climate change right here. We're all going to die. This is it. It's killing us. Lisa Renner, your husband's trying to kill everybody on Earth, okay? And by the way, don't send me this stuff. Why did you send it? Why did you send it? You know, I told her, if you don't want me to say the truth, don't send it to me because that's what I am. I'm a ball buster. I'm a truth teller.
You know what? And you just got it. I hope you enjoyed it because it was hard for me. I hope she's not going to hate me. You did not have to do this whole thing to slander anyone. Well, I think it's also like I didn't taste it, you know, like, why be like that?
And why do you have to do this whole theatrical thing where you do, someone sends you this pasta sauce to try. So you do this whole theatrical thing where you do like, you test a blindfold next to Rouse. That's like, why are you doing it to this brand? Taste it first. Okay, if you want to do like a live test on the air, you can be like, ooh, no, you know what?
Not for me, unfortunately, it's a little bit of a miss. But like, why are you also actively being like, not only is it a miss, but this one's so much better. Like, fuck you, Lisa Rinna. I was like, it was just so obnoxious. It was mean. And you can't tell me that she didn't know which one was which. I believe she knew. She's like, okay, all right. Whoever you are, assistant number one.
Okay, what's the matter? Okay, you're going to give me Rouse first and then Lisa Rinna second. Okay? All right. I'm going to pretend like I don't know.
All right. Well, Rouse is also a big Bravo sponsor, obviously, because they also have ads with Melissa and Joe Gorga. You've seen those, right? I have not seen those, actually. That's amazing, actually. Oh, you haven't? Yeah, that's a huge deal for them, for the Gorgas. They have a sponsorship with Rouse. So it's weird that now...
She brings up Rouse, which is still connected to Melissa Gorga, but then finds a way to diss another housewife in like the moving of the Rouse. It's weird. And I don't know. I heard that she makes like millions of dollars a month with this TikTok. So somebody paying, you know. Well, you know that. Good for her. Even if you know that. You go Rouse. I'll take your money. Give it to me.
I'm dissing Harry right now for free. I'll do this shit for some pasta sauce money. Give it over.
Well, you know, the second part of this pasta sauce thing, right? You know, no. So she does, especially does this whole thing of like, oh my God, it's disgusting. I'm going to die. I would rather hang out with Chelsea Allen again. Yeah.
This is the reason Trump shit his pants in Paris. Wherever he was. Did he really shit his pants?
I didn't know this. Go ahead. That's amazing. I'm going to say yes. Look it up. Look it up. It's really funny. So she does this thing. It's like all over the internet. And so Amelia Gray, the daughter, one of the Hamlin daughters, she writes a comment and is like, wait, you got to cook it. It's like you don't just eat it out of the jar. You're supposed to cook it.
I'm sorry, but that's bullshit. First of all, that girl doesn't eat, so I don't want to hear it. Those girls are models is what I'm saying. I'm not commenting on any eating disorder before everybody gets on my nerves. I'm making a model joke, but I'm not trusting a model on pasta sauce love. Also, you know what? You should not have to cook a pasta sauce before it tastes good.
You can taste some ragu tasting like shit, and you can also taste some homemade pasta sauce tasting not like shit without it being cooked.
Well, either way, Bethany then cooked it, and then she's like, honestly, it's worse. It tastes worse now. It tastes like not great red wine. I'm truly sorry. It's worse.
Oh, it's called Rao's. Yeah, thank you. Wax Poetry is like, it's pronounced Rao's. Okay, okay. We hear you. We hear you. Thank you. Rao's. Rao's. What was I saying? Wasn't I saying Rao? Maybe you're saying Rao's. I'm sure I wasn't.
You just call the restaurant. You can hear exactly on their service. I believe it's actually somewhere between Rao's and Rao's. It's like Rao. Rao's.
Rao. But also, I have to say, I also don't believe that Harry makes a good pasta sauce. Because remember when we met Harry, we met him with Lisa Rinna. We went to the Beverly Hills, whatever, lounge or whatever they like to go to. Yeah, we went to the polo lounge with them.
And we were sitting right next to Al Pacino, who I couldn't tell if he literally still don't know to this day if he was senile and confused about where he was. He just he was alone. And he just kept staring at us with that confused face. I say this about Michael Darby all the time, but like the confused dog that's just ready to be put out of its misery. That's what he looked like.
He looked confused. He looked scared. That big cascading hair where the light comes through it because it's sort of like wispy. You know, it sort of looks like a lampshade. And you know, he was looking, you know, he like wanted to come to the table and talk about his acting. He's at that stage in his life where he just talks about like, stories about how we got into acting.
He's like, oh, yeah, well, I used to work with Joanne Margaritary, and she got my first gig in Hollywood. She was a great girl, great girl. I haven't talked to her in years, and she's, you know, she's died. She died, but she was great.
I loved her so much. Like, Al, why are you sitting at my table telling us about this lady? We don't need to hear it.
Being at the polo lounge with a bunch of L.A. people, everybody was like that. I mean, Renna was like that. Harry was like that. Except Harry, instead of talking about the films and stuff he'd been in, he was like, you know, NASA, I'm really into NASA. I speak there. He's like, I'm brilliant. I'm a brain scientist. I'm a rocket scientist and all this.
And by the way, he was really nice, except for saying, what are you guys doing here? Don't you know this place is homophobic? You're not supposed to be eating here. I was like, well, what are you doing here? He's like, that's not a terrible point.
but he was really nice to us but um you know anyway i i just from that conversation i was like this is an actor who no one ever tells him he's wrong he probably goes to nasa and they're so excited that they have a celebrity there and he probably god knows what he's talking about nuclear fission or whatever i just don't buy that he's like an expert because you know actors it's like ryan gosling probably walking into someplace like i'm a classical pianist because i learned it for
La La Land or whatever. I never trust on actors. Know a little bit of everything, but master of nothing, whatever it is.
I never trust when actors have academic pursuits, with the exception being Geena Davis. I allow for her academic pursuit, but other people's academic pursuits, mm-mm, mm-mm. And that goes for singers, too. Like, Alanis Morissette becoming a therapist, I still don't really believe that. Like, I don't understand how that happens, and I don't understand who her clients are, and how you can be like...
like how you can like divulge like what's going on in your heart and your brain to alanis morissette and be like give me therapeutic advice i don't understand it i feel like once you're in entertainment you can't be taken seriously in other forms unfortunately sorry yeah and you know she was like there's rosemary in here what it was rosemary it's disgusting and um you know you don't put rosemary in pastas like you know that's just like an extra thing to do like i'm gonna make some i'm gonna make some artistic choices here and put rosemary in my pasta sauce like no that's just not how you do it
Not that I'm an expert. I got ripped apart when my character Nancy posted a pasta sauce. People were like, this is heathiness. Wait a second, this fake person put up an incorrect pasta sauce recipe. Someone is just telling us, reminding us that Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose again. So just thank you so much, Carve. Thank you so much for being here. My God. Changed my life.
So, yeah, so that was the first thing with Bethany. Okay. So then she's like, oh, my God, guess what I got today in the mail. This is nuts. I can't believe it. I'm serious. Like, why would people send me this?
Okay. She's from Georgia. She does not give a fuck. She ain't scared.
She ain't scared because she's from Georgia. Bethany trying to do a Jersey accent as if her accent is posh compared to a Jersey accent is fucking hilarious, first of all. Julie, it's Melissa, Melissa Gorga. All right, she made sprinkle cookies. Why would you send these to me? Like, why? You think I'm not going to tell the truth? She's not scared.
All right, she's not scared yet because she's from Jersey.
Getting into the ring with the big dogs, huh? Okay, relax, Bethany. She's not scared. She's not scared. God, she has such an inflated sense of worth. But either way, hilarious.
Look at this. Look at this box. This box is beautiful. Well done. What a beautiful box. You can see through it. It's called a window, okay? Because you can see the cookies. Wow. I look at it. I know what it is. Look. These cookies. Look at these cookies right here. I'm tasting it. It tastes like candy. You know why? Because it's a tin of cookies. It's a tin of cookies. It's disgusting.
Why would you make this out of tin? I can't eat tin. I almost died from tin poisoning. Anyway, I can't see cookies in here. Terrible cookies. Throw them away. Get rid of them. Burn them. Throw them at a homeless person. All right. So hers, beautiful. They're in a window. I can see the sprinkles in here. Very good co-packing. Great co-packing. Such good co-packing. You wonder what co-packing is?
That's when you pack it with somebody else. You think she's doing this from her house? She's not. She's using a co-packer. I'm an expert. You just heard it from me.
Amy in the chat says that she was obsessed with the magnet closure. I guess the box has a magnet on it. Oh my God. Magnets. Oh my God.
So she's going on and on about the packaging.
And then she's like, all right, look here.
This is Vicky. This is Vicky. All right, Vicky, say hi. Vicky's like, hello. She's like, Vicky's from Albania. All right? It's Albania, right? Yeah, she's from Albania. Isn't that insane? Yeah, I'm just kidding. All right, Vicky, you're going to taste a sprinkle cookie, all right? We're going to taste it together.
She's like, okay.
Okay, Vicky. All right, eat it. What do you think, Vicky? how do you say in Albanian? She's like, good. I mean, I didn't understand you. That was a very thick accent, but you know what? What do you think? She's like, good. She's like, it's good. She's right. Vicky's right. All right. Albania wins one. All right, go get out of my, never look me in the eye again. Never look me in the eye.
Okay. Someone deport her. Okay. We don't need Albanians around here. So yeah, Bethany, Bethany's TikToks are, they're so unhinged. And yet like, like, I'm unable to stop watching. I'm glad that she's sort of, she's let go of the reality reckoning because this is just much more of an entertaining version for me. Like this, I just want Bethany, I just want my mess back. Like stop crusading.
I don't need you to be on a crusade. I just need you to try people's food and just be ridiculous about it and terrorize your assistants.
let me tell you who else she's terrorizing america because this was her third video that i'm talking about this week so bethany comes on i think today i think it was today and she's like all right you know the drones all right you're all going to think i'm crazy i know you already think i'm crazy whatever but you know the drugs well i know a friend who knows a friend who works for a friend let me tell you something this is a serious person okay it's not a there's nukes they're looking for nukes we're all going to die
I mean, wherever they're looking, there's nukes there. You know, I remember the day I was sitting with my driver. Let me tell you a relatable story. One day, I was sitting in front of a glistening building I owned with my driver, who I also owned. And he told me about a global pandemic. I said, what are you, fucking crazy? What are you, a sprinkle cookie in 2019? Like, shut up. And guess what?
There was a pandemic. So listen to me. There's probably nukes. Okay, they're all going to be like, what the fuck are you doing now? I hope she's wrong, by the way. And I'm not making fun if there are. But I'm like, could you imagine if this is the world now that we just hear that we're being nuked from fucking Bethany? That's how we find out.
Okay, there's a reasonable expectation, I'm sorry, reasonable explanation about why there are drones above New Jersey. This is merely the delivery vehicle for Melissa Gorga's sprinkle cookies, okay? Those things do not get to your doorstep on their own.
So they employ drones, they come into Franklin Lakes, pick up the cookies, and then head off into the world to deliver sugary greatness from Melissa Gorga.
So she's not saying the drones are nukes, by the way. She's saying that there are nukes planted all over the tri-state area and that the nukes are sniffing them out and that the government's not telling us so that we don't all freak out. Could this be true? Of course. It's just to me, it's like, is this how I want to find out I'm about to die?
The last thing I want is Bethany holding a fucking Melissa's Gorga sprinkle cookie in my face. We're all going to die. Look out your window.
It's a mushroom. I hate mushrooms. I'm allergic to mushrooms.
The first thing I want is that the first thing I want is Bethany as a whistleblower, because then that means that Bethany may be brought in front of Congress. And they're like, so who told you about the nukes? Like, okay, you know what? Honestly, honestly, you have to really get with it. Okay. It's called TikTok. I'm on there all the time. People comment to me. I don't know who's who.
Like, I don't know. I don't give a fuck. It's like this person and that person, whatever. I've got like someone from Albany is trying to infiltrate my place. I got to deport them next day. You know, it's a lot to take on. People message me all the time. You want me to know who it is? How about this? How about you find out who wrote you a letter most recently? Okay. I've had enough.
oh my gosh okay so that was that bethany just really killing it on the tick tock these days and also i just like to see bethany i'd like to see lisa renna because you know lisa renna's over at diana jenkins house right now like oh bethany franco thinks she's gonna come for me i'm gonna get her oh just you wait henry higgins I can't wait to see Rinna's revenge. Because you know she'll take it.
There's going to be something. And it'll probably come in the form of Elton John dissing Rinna or something that Diana's connected to.
Lisa Rinna's really been MIA. Or maybe she seems MIA to me because I'm still blocked by her. Lisa Rinna. Can you unblock me already? Like we don't have a beef. I don't know why I'm, I don't know why I'm blocked by Lisa Rinna. Okay. I like Lisa Rinna. I mean, I thought she was sort of spiraled out of control her final season, but I really greatly enjoy Lisa Rinna.
So she got mad when she got mad when I made face masks of her big lips as the mask. Cause you remember when we were making masks during the pandemic and I made a mask that was Lisa Rinna's gigantic lips. I thought it was so funny. So I was like, hey, do you want us to send you some of these? I think they're so funny. And she's like, haha. And then immediately blocked me. And then followed us.
And I guess blocked you. I mean, what the hell, Lisa Rinna? Take a joke. That's your whole claim to fame. Lisa. Your fucking stupid lips.
take down that wall let me back into your life i'm sweet ben mandelker i'm the guy who enjoys the you gave me a croissant once come on now i'm the bitch here ben didn't do anything i don't think it was back into your life you can hate me all you want to i love it i thrive on that shit
I think, though, the thing is with Lisa, I think that she actually blocked a lot of content, Bravo content creators, because her last season, she got so much hate. She really did. She blocked everybody. Yeah.
Well, she yeah, she unfollowed and blocked. And she's you know, she has a different life now because she spent. Beverly Hills trying to lay the groundwork for her, you know, Chris, what's her bunch? Chris Jenner. Not Chris Jenner. Yeah, Chris Jenner. Her kind of life. And she's living it now. Now she dresses like Jigsaw the Clown and goes to fashion things and looks insane.
And I think she's so happy. She looks happy.
For the next chapter of my life, I want to walk around looking like Karl Lagerfeld. So, you know, she's doing it. Good for her. I look forward to being unblocked by her sometime in the future. And if not, that's okay too. There's plenty of other really interesting people to look at.
Speaking of Beverly Hills, one story that has been really odd that has been sort of happening over the past week has been the story of Brandy Glanville and whatever is happening with her face. And in this case, Brandy posted a photo last week And her face looked kind of like it looked like there was lumpy and sagging and strange.
And she said that her doctor thinks it might be a parasite jumping around. So then TMZ found Terry Dubrow. Terry Dubrow comes like walking out of like a restaurant acting like he totally did not call the paparazzi. And he has like an entire spiel prepared, which is so funny. I was surprised that he didn't have Heather in front of him doing their like Disneyland pose like, oh, oh, hello, TMZ.
Kind of pointing off into the distance while holding her from behind.
Oh, hi, didn't see you there. Well, do you have any questions you'd like to ask perhaps related to a medical situation with Brandy Glanville? Because I have some ideas. So he does this whole spiel that's so made for TV. It's like not even like, it's just so blatant. Like it looks like he's doing an infomercial. However, it was kind of interesting. Did you watch what he said? No, no.
Well, I tuned in. This is what I tuned in for.
I'll tune in for the housewives, but not their husbands. Like, I'm sorry. Terry D. Brown, no.
I can't. Well, I'm sort of interested in this Brandy Glanville face thing. So he says he doesn't think it's a parasite, but he does think that there might be a microorganism inside. that may have come from like a leaky, a leaky something, another implant or filler or something, or maybe some other, but he thinks there's a, there is a foreign body in there and that like, it could be a fungus too.
And that like, that like she needs to start like get like attacking it with medicine. Cause it could take three to six months. And the longer that she waits, the more damage it can do. And then he's like, huh? come see me. If your doctor can't do it, come see me.
So, um, but how does she not go to the doc? If she really, if you really think you've got a parasite, that's the size of a baby arm in your face, that swimming around, how do you not go to the doctor? I mean, I know insurance is really fucked in this country and healthcare is really fucked.
And all you need to do is read the current news and how people are reacting to the healthcare, you know, bosses, the not healthcare workers, but the, uh, insurance. Yeah.
heads of insurance yes luigi our current national hero right now to see how everybody's taking the current state of the health care industry so i'm not saying that it's like easy to go get your face fixed but girl if you've got if you've got the if you've got the new television show version of dune on your face you need to go in there and figure out what the is going on
out of there the minute my face starts moving there's something under my face i'm going to the doctor and you know i won't go if my blood pressure is 240 over something which it has been and i wouldn't it's they had to drag me there it's it's actually really scary at first i was like oh my god brandy glenville added again but now it is kind of scary and i mean
At the end of the day, Terry Dubrow is a doctor.
I'm sorry. Ben, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I don't want to forget. Jay Sunnyland is telling us she said she spent $70,000 trying to get it fixed. Okay.
Sorry. I was under the impression that she was going to the doctor and getting medical care, but Terry Dubrow is kind of like, your doctor sucks. Come see me instead. So there's talk about like, oh, it's laying eggs. Who knows? Just blast that face with something. How about she goes to a sauna? Kill it with heat. I don't know. Like, apply a warm compress.
Aren't there some medieval things they could do? I mean, it's horrifying.
She's tried everything and it still won't go away. That parasite is basically the Brandy Glanville of parasites. It's like the Teddy Mellon camp. No one can stop it. Yeah. But yeah, I hope she, you know, she's, she's annoying and stuff, but I hope she gets her face fixed.
Yeah.
That's so scary. Crazy.
Like, I feel like at first I was laughing, but now, now I've actually conceded that it's very scary.
Well, I didn't laugh. I just, you know, I've, it's been going on for a long time. something's been wrong just because of the fillers and stuff. We've seen it for a long time. I'm not saying that's what this is, but it's been for years where she's been posting stuff or she posts like, look what Bravo's done to me. And then she'll post like a horrifying facial picture.
And then she'll be like, click for details. And it's like a clickbait type thing where she's clickbait about getting really bad at that.
Her clickbait is getting so annoying. You put like, it'll be like someone fired from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Click to find more. I'm like, okay, Brandy, I'm not doing this anymore.
Like she's just now. Yeah. She's good. She's going off the deep end with her. And at first she was like, well, I call this the Bravo disease because this didn't happen. So I was in Morocco and that trip ruined my life. I'm like, okay, so Morocco, you're the only one. I don't know.
It's just, but didn't she also say, but you know, I worry about her sometimes because I don't think she's like the worst. I mean, she was nice to us. She always had a place in my heart. And she had such great hope at the beginning. It's just one of those stories you see someone in Hollywood like completely losing it in front of you for years. And they just get worse every year.
And it gets worrisome, you know.
And she had, she was on such an upswing. She was great on season one of the traders. And then she was also good on, um, she's good on the first girl's trip. And then she was on something else. It seemed like Brandy was like finally like getting her way back in. And then Caroline Manzo, it all, it all spiraled from there. She's been on, she's been just go, she started going nuts on NBC.
And then she got this thing. And then I don't know if it did happen in Morocco. I thought she said also she went out to dinner with Phaedra or something. It was like a fateful night, whatever it is. You never know what the story is with her.
like it's yeah it's crazy someone someone get someone get a fix for her please please yeah but you know good luck to her my goodness um so what else do we have in here let's see we've gone through lindsey hubbard had a baby lindsey oh my god lindsey had a baby girl and not only did she have a baby she it was all spawn con i mean that baby came out with a little mcdonald's golden arch on its forehead
It's like, girl, you're doing a spawn con in the birthing room?
It literally like the baby came out with a pizza beach t-shirt on. I was like, how did that happen?
The baby came out going, I got the taco contract. I got the taco contract.
She literally was in her birthing room. She's like, look what I gave birth to. A lovely submarine from Mike Sandwiches. I was like, what are you doing?
The baby's first word is Julan. Classic Lindsay. I'm so happy for her. I'm happy that she has her baby. I know that was really important for her. But that being said, I'll be even happier when she gets a babysitter so she can go back to Summer House and still do what she needs to do because we need her always on that show.
Miss Brown Sugar says she's an influencer. That's her job shrug. I know, but that shit's hilarious. I mean, my God, that's like us doing a podcast while we're giving birth, which we would, you know, because that is, well, we probably wouldn't be giving birth, but you know what, if we could.
I have a small tidbit. That's not Lindsay, but congrats, Lindsay. Congrats. So as we may have heard over the past few months, Padma Lakshmi has been trying to get into comedy. She's been doing comedy shows called Padma Does Comedy, which is still such a funny concept. And there was that one clip, I wish it was saved. It was like on a story where she's like, My teenage daughter, she's so funny.
The other day she said, mom, why did you say that? And I said, because I learned it from influential New York Times book review reporter, Michiko Kakutani. You silly, silly young girl from Gen Z. Anyway, no one's laughing. Anyway, so she's trying to do comedy.
And what I love- Is it really called Padma Does Comedy? Padma Does Comedy. That's really what it's called?
Yeah. Padma puts on a comedy show or something like that. Gail Simmons, it was reported on Deadline that Gail Simmons is producing a comedy series. She's producing a comedy series at NBC starring Julie Bowen. It's called Taste. And I just love that Gail and Padma are both trying to flex in the world of comedy right now. This is the Thunderdome I've been waiting for between these two. I love it.
And Gail wins this one already. I think Gail is already going to win this, don't you think? I think so. Well, Gail will definitely get paid more money for it, I think. I mean, well, Gail's also smart because she's just merely producing. Padma's actually trying to be funny. Padma's like, she's arranging these comedy shows where she brings together comedians. So I'm sure the shows are good.
But like Padma doing comedy, like... The other day, I was watching a poor person trying to cross the street, so I aimed my car at them. Unfortunately, I missed. Anyway, that was a joke. I hit them.
I wonder what Little Deer thinks. Hey, Little Deer, what do you think? What does she call her daughter? Little Hands. Little Hands. Hey, Little Hands, what do you think about that one?
Is that a good one? She's such a teenager, like me.
So anyway, Padma does comedy. Well, excited for it. Excited for both. Not Padma's comedy, because I've seen clips of that, and that needs to stop. She needs to not do it. She needs to join Reza in not doing that anymore. Let's just put that to bed. What else? Is there anything else in here you want to discuss before we turn it over to the listeners?
Small things. Jen Shah's sentence has been reduced a little bit. Again, I told you. She's going to be out in a week. Yeah. She's having good behavior. She's leading exercise classes. She's apparently like a gem in prison. Also, Bronwyn Windenberg got married to her girlfriend for those who are pining for their Bronwyn gossip.
And then, oh, I have an announcement, which I'll probably have to make again on the on the main show. Thank you to everyone who has informed me that the passport holders that Bronwyn gave to the women on Salt Lake City were actually worth $600, not like $15. They apparently are not tchotchkes, but I will still stand by the fact that they look like tchotchkes. It doesn't matter if it's $600 or $15.
It looks like a tchotchke.
I don't think we've had that many emails on a subject in years. And a lot has gone down on this channel. We've said a lot of stupid things that we've gotten a lot of mail for. Never as much as this. I mean, it's a lot. It's out of control.
My DMs are lighting up. And I'm also like, why are people so in tune with passport holders? Like, why are people like, oh, well, that's a... That's Lizzie Svetsky or whatever. That was the Roni woman, wasn't it?
Shorzeski. It's by Judith Lieber.
Judith Lieber. Everyone's all up on their Judith Lieber passport holders. Why is everyone up on their Judith Lieber? Why is everyone so connected? I'm turning to Bethany. What's going on? Why does everyone know what this passport holder is? Are you guys subscribed to passport holder quarterly? What's going on? What's happening?
Come on. I don't know, but they love them. They sure love them. They're like, how dare you, Ben? Yeah. Cancel Ben. So one thing I think we should end this and we'll turn this over to listener calls in a minute, viewer calls and all that good stuff. But I just wanted to leave on a good note. You guys, good things do happen to terrible people. So I want all of you terrible people out there to know
You have a chance at happiness too. Isn't that sweet? Lenny Hochstein and Catherine Mazepa are engaged again. They made up, guys. So just when you think that karma is going to come take you down just because you're an awful human being, just remember, it doesn't. It really doesn't at the end of the day. It will reward you. So congrats, everybody. Congrats to those two crazy kids. Good luck.
Good luck with them when he gets his leaky diaper soon. You're going to have a great time with that one. Enjoy the future divorce. Congrats, you crazy kids. All right, everybody, we are turning this over to listener calls. So if you're on Instagram or on audio, this will cut off. If you want to join us for that portion, then join us every other Monday live on YouTube Live.
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They say Hollywood is where dreams are made, a seductive city where many flock to get rich, be adored, and capture America's heart. But when the spotlight turns off, fame, fortune, and lives can disappear in an instant. When TV producer Roy Radin was found dead in a canyon near L.A. in 1983... There were many questions surrounding his death.
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Hello, ladies and gerbs, boys and girls. The Grinch is back again to ruin your Christmas season with Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast. After last year, he's learned a thing or two about hosting, and he's ready to rant against Christmas cheer and roast his celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire.
You can listen with the whole family as guest stars like Jon Hamm, Brittany Broski, and Danny DeVito try to persuade the mean old Grinch that there's a lot to love about the insufferable holiday season. But that's not all. Somebody stole all the children of Whoville's letters to Santa, and everybody thinks the Grinch is responsible. It's a real Whoville whodunit.
Can Cindy Lou and Max help clear the Grinch's name? Grab your hot cocoa and cozy slippers to find out. Follow Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. Unlock weekly Christmas mystery bonus content and listen to every episode ad-free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts.