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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of the Watch What Crappens podcast?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. hello and welcome to watch what crap ends a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about i'm ben mandelker and joining me today for what i'm sure will be a very exciting below deck down under recap Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. Hi.
How are you doing today? What a day. I mean, when you think this show can't give you a twist and a turn, I didn't see that coming at all on Below Deck Med. Did not see it coming.
Not at all. You even told me because you'd seen it before me. You said, oh, there was a twist. And I was like, oh, okay. And I was like, I got caught up in it. So I sort of forgot that there was a twist, but I still was kind of scoping it out. And like, that was just not a twist. I saw it.
I thought like maybe the twist, maybe the twist was going to be that beyond put his hand on Alicia's back in the galley. It was going to come out. And I, I did not expect it. Oh, so you got close. You got close, but it wasn't, but that's not the, it wasn't, it was a hundred percent. Not the same. It was still like, what happened was so surprising.
And it was like watching a movie or, or a soap opera. You don't think these things really happen, but, in real life these these yeah it was almost like hilarious if it wasn't like such a heightened moment yeah oh it went crazy but anywho we'll get to that okay well in the meantime let me tell everyone
what's up which is that um we're going to boston detroit and chicago this week and we're going to have the best time so in boston we're going to recap the beverly hills reunion which will be hilarious because we haven't been able to do um any housewives on this tour yet i think um although i think we did one i think we did salt lake city but then uh and then on some classics yeah it was like oh beverly hills it's going to be such a dark episode this week on the reunion are you sure you're going to do that
Listen, we recapped the Holocaust episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Live. And it was a great show. We had a great time. So don't worry.
Yeah, don't worry about it. Then on Friday, we're going to go to Detroit and do a classic. It's not about the pasta episode of Vanderpump Rules, which is also one of their gay pride episodes. So you know that that's going to be great. That's from season six. I think it's episode seven, but it's called It's Not About the Pasta. It's literally called that.
And then on Saturday, Chicago, which is, I believe, sold out. And we are going to do Summer House, which is, you know, so great. So it's gonna be a big fun time. And then in May next month, we have only a few shows. We have Dallas and Austin and Las Vegas. It's our first Vegas show ever. So come out and represent. Let's have a great time in Sin City.
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Chapter 2: What unexpected twist occurred on Below Deck Down Under?
So much for being excited about finally making out with a model. I know. Brie's sitting at home like, what does it mean? So then we see Johnny and Vian in their cabin. This is still in the flash forward. And Vian's like, Johnny, what's going on? Can you please tell me what's going on? Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. It is actually very much like, it is very much like company.
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
And Johnny's like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. He's like, what? Tell me what's happening. He's like, no, no, shh, shh, shh, shh.
And my grandmother would say, I just want to understand what's going on. What's happened? And he's like, I hear a little bit more talking. This boat is going to sink.
I promise you.
And he's like banging on the cabinet. Now, this is what we've seen the whole season. And so the whole season, it's like our White Lotus, you know, like, oh, my God. what is Johnny mad about? You know, did Parker Posey finally find out the financial state of the boat? Like what's going on? Yes.
That's all right.
um but yeah it's basically uh this is we've been waiting weeks to see the context of this and then we see all the girls are are scared and they're like crying and it's like oh my god and then johnny johnny like goes up to the camera and he's like about to punch the camera but then he does that thing that like really macho men do which he kind of like bites his fingers and then he like puts a he puts like a shirt over the camera instead
I feel like we've made this reference 20 times in the past two weeks, but he is Bea Arthur in The Golden Girls when she's like, she wants to kill somebody and she's like, she just eats her. She eats her fist. That's what he does. He goes right up to the camera and pulls a Bea Arthur and then covers it with his underwear. Now, I knew that Vihan was depressed or something was going on.
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Chapter 3: What are the upcoming live shows for Watch What Crappens?
Maybe, maybe it's like a name from like a different culture, but if it's an American name, then it's like, they wanted to name him after the concept of savoring something, but they added a Y in there. So it's like, because just because I guess, I think he's an American.
I mean, he, I wasn't sure if it's like some, like he's an American guy.
I wasn't sure if it's like Russian name or something.
Maybe he's like from the, he's from like the great Val pack empire. You know, those are his parents.
It's like Saver Valpak. Saver does feel a bit like... The name Saver does feel... His sister is named Penny. It does feel a little bit like some sort of pharmacy. Maybe that's because there was Savon pharmacies back in the day. Yeah.
So she's like, we've been waiting for you. And he's like, have you? Well, the show has arrived. So now he's unbearable. So now they're unbearable. That's perfect. He's unbearable. So every time he gets into a kayak, I'm like, sink it. But there you are. So they're like getting breakfast and having fun. And then Vihan is talking to Johnny Stone.
He's like, I don't know why Lara is so angry at me, bro. He's like, can you explain to me? Let me ask you this. Can you explain to me why? Why are you so sensual? Like every girl, you're so sensual, you know? You just come so close and then feeling bottom. You know, all this. Why?
Oh, it is being nice. That's all. He's like, you go to your mother in her face and go, hello, mama. And he's like, it's right up in the Vian's face. And he's like, well, I kiss my mom. He's like, no, enough is enough. I don't want to know more. No, but it's not like I'm making out. It's like pics on the hunts. Like, hi, mom. It's a thing in South Africa.
Like everyone, like the Italians will go and show, you know, that's how we do it. Like we're like Italians. They say South Africans are the Italians of South Africa. So like we go down the lips.
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