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#2737 Southern Charm S10E11 Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Fri, 21 Feb 2025
Shep reaches new levels of cringe as he continues to pursue Sienna on Southern Charm. It’s a text message we may never forget. Meanwhile, Craig laments the decline of his friendship with Austin. Thanks for listening to our TED talk. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: How does Shep's pursuit of Sienna unfold?
Vanita, base time is the salad. Molly, you need to, okay. I'm sorry, Ben, that I keep going off. We're not going to make it anywhere in this room. And by the way, I was like this before the recap, too. I just kept talking.
Go off, King. Go off.
I'm so sorry. It's rude. But I just have to say because of this Molly thing.
You're like, yeah.
Yeah. Now I'm in a cow sweater. What do you think?
He's taking off his sweater. He's like, not only am I going to go off, I'm going to take off my sweater.
I'm going to go off on a strip. Andre Leon Talley over there. Molly, this is not only to you. This is for half the cast who missed their flights. OK, you guys, this is a job. You have to show up and do your fucking job. Molly, just being in bed all the time. Molly, here's what you've given this season. A tuba and complaining about being fat when you're as big as my pinky. Okay?
That's all you've given us. Now, I like Molly. I'm glad she's on the show. I'm actually somewhat interested in the tuba journey. Okay? Somewhat. But that's just a somewhat. You need to get your ass out of bed and go to work. Okay? And everybody who's showing up late, what is JT showing up late for? Get your ass to work. You're barely even invited on this trip, sir.
Vanita, you've done nothing but shoot scenes with your dog. except for maybe two episodes this season. You do get extra points for trying to pretend that you can stomach JD, okay? I do give you extra points for that. You need to show up for your flight, ma'am. All of you.
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Chapter 2: What are Ben and Ronnie's thoughts on Southern Charm's latest episode?
yeah so thank you Shelby for including the piano crash because it is every time it happens I just think it's so funny because it's also like the most emotionally true stinger that Bravo has it's like whatever Shep is like doing something right so the piano is always like and then he like ruins the moment and you're like oh yes it's also very Shep pretending that he's like someone who would
be like, I'm a pianist. And then just, you're like, okay, play me a song. Like listening to me try and play after all my piano classes.
It's like playing Super Mario and you know, you have that beautiful Calypso music playing and then you fall into a pit and you die. And so it's like, that's what the piano crash music is like. You just like, you know, Mario would be like, whoops. Or like the Pac-Man, doo-doo-doo.
Yeah.
But there's just something so, like, perfect about all those keys getting mashed all at once. Yeah.
Well, I know what's going on here because I watched 90 Day Fiancé, so I'm a really good read of character. Oh, really? How's that ring shopping going that you're doing on your own?
Okay, so... How's it being negative 365 Fiancé? Day Fiancé. Oh. At least those people got 90 days under the belt. Bitch.
So then we go back to Sienna and Shep. And Shep's like, I mean, Sienna, obviously we both came out of the gate awfully hot. Remember that time I took off my pants and you said, please don't. But I did anyway. God, that was hot.
it was so passionate and wonderful and true that's true right she's like um we had a lot of fun yeah and then it got hotter and heavier and as far as we were as far as what we were saying to one another like you're so hot you remind me of episode three of the vietnam documentary you really have to watch it sienna to get my references she's like
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Chapter 3: Why is Sienna's reaction to Shep controversial?
Paige really, really likes me a lot.
Yeah. So then we go back to the snorkeling van and they're still talking about Sienna because no one hasn't, like literally no one has anything going on. Molly's like, so has Sienna messaged you? And she's like, he's like, oh yeah, she did. She did. And I made the decision to take the night off, take the day off, you know, just enjoy myself.
totally my decision i said you know what sienna i hope you get a stomach ache and stay home and she did so still in control of the situation yeah you know wow i don't know yeah oh yeah because there's just there's just like a strange energy i don't know you you got me as as to what we're what it's all about like but i'm not gonna
I don't know, like don't water plants that don't bring beauty, right? If that makes sense. You know, it's like that old saying, don't touch poison ivy if you're not gonna grow it in your home garden, right?
Gosh, don't water plants that don't bring beauty. It's not your plant. Stop watering other people's plants.
You're watering gravel. It's not flowering for you.
And Taylor tries to keep going with this. She's like, yeah, like sometimes you're watering a plant It just needs to be repotted.
Yeah. It needs a bigger pot, you know? And Molly goes, sometimes the hermit crab outgrows its shell. Come on, Molly. It's got to stick with botany. Come on. You can't bring it to hermit crabs. None of it really makes any sense. Penalty flag.
And Molly's like, yeah, I think it somehow makes sense to me. I don't know. So then they go snorkeling and it's really pretty, you know? They have fish charts. That's Ryan's line for the thing. He's like, guys, they have fish charts. We can see the kind of fish that we're going to be shopping for. Looking at.
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