This is part 2 of 2This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Dorit talks about her crumbling marriage, and Erika, whose season revolved around wallpaper, accuses Garcelle of being uninteresting. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.
Chapter 2: What drama unfolded regarding Sutton and Keely?
So Andy's like, Sutton, you told Bose and Malibu you found suspicious that Keely had never been married or had children before. And Sutton's like, you know, and we see some unseen footage of Bose telling Sutton this. And she's like, oh, God. When you see that, you kind of want to just like flag it.
Am I right?
With a big red flag. Red, red, red, red flag. But totally supportive of you. And Andy's like, do you stand by it? She's like, well, you know. me and Dayton don't go so well. So, you know, man, it just, it makes me nervous when men have not been married and are approaching 50. I mean, I mean, do you have commitment issues, Andy? I mean, that's all I mean by it.
He's like, uh, I've never been married. Yeah. And look at you, look at you right now, a grown, grown Peter Pan with children. Okay. How do you feel about that?
And he's like, I have commitment issues, which is kind of her point. So she made that one. So Andy's like, well, Okay, let's talk about your fertility journey. No, thanks. FF. But she's doing that. She's still doing it. And then she's talking about the other ladies. And he says, you know, turning what many found to be kind of an unlikely friendship, you could say bosom buddies.
What drew you and Dorit together? And she's like, well, you know, I met with Garcelle before we started filming. And I was like, tell me all the gossip. And she said she wouldn't because she wanted my relationships to be my relationships. And I really respected that. So when I came to the Sutton's party, I was inspired by Garcelle's directive to be open.
And basically the other person that was open was Dorit. Now she was an open wound, but thankfully I had a lot of tool to wipe around that womb and stop the bleeding, Andy. I go where I'm needed.
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Chapter 3: What is Dorit's response to the comments about her relationship with Bose?
Honestly, I was just fascinated by her hat that looked like Saturn. So Andy is like, all right. Well, Kyle said Dorit is so all over Bose's ass. It's actually gross. And Garcelle said Dorit was an embryo of Bose's coochie. How do you feel when you hear those comments? Dorit goes, it was a little pathetic, but it was funny too. You have to admit it was funny. Wait, hold on one second. Hold on.
Let me dust this one off.
Well, Bo said on the after show that Sutton and Dorit, wait, Sutton and Garcelle, that would be Garcelle and Dorit in a couple. Sorry about that. Sutton and Garcelle were jealous. And we see a flashback of them saying that. Bo saying, well, perhaps some jealousy that I would find any interest in Dorit, given that perhaps I'm not finding interest in them.
So Garcelle is like, absolutely not. Only time I really had a problem with it was when we were in Oceanside and you guys were talking and talking and we were just left out for an hour. I mean, you guys were just yapping down there on your side of the table. And we see a flashback to when they were talking at a table and Garcelle saying, are we not included in this conversation?
Chapter 4: Why is Garcelle's friendship with Sutton questioned?
So Garcelle's like, can I tell you? If you run the tape of me, of the past five years, everybody had an issue with Sutton and I being friends. So it's not like this is crazy that this happened.
Flashback to Diana Jenkins. You are fake. You are such a fake and a phony fake fake. And Garcelle saying, that's kind of shitty. Are you her bodyguard? You need a new willing? Here I am. Oh, yeah.
Well, if people have an issue with you two being friends, then wouldn't you say I'm not going to engage? And she's like, well, no, I'm not going to go on and on about it. I mean, oh, my God. How are they friends? Oh, my God. How are they getting along? What do they have in common? I'm not going to do all that kind of stuff. I mean, is she an embryo, suck up her coochie? Perhaps.
Is she a piece of tool who wants to attach to her dress? Perhaps. But I'm not going to go on and on.
And Bose and Dorit are like, yes, you did. You did do that. You did go on and on. But to be fair, you all, not Bose, because she wasn't here, but everyone else went on and on about Garcelle standing up for Sutton all the time, too. It's not like you guys never said anything. So why is it bad for Garcelle to say something if she's saying it?
You guys have no problem saying that Garcelle is up Dorit's ass every single reunion. So why is it a sudden problem? You know? Yeah, exactly.
So Boaz is like, well, there just was so many times that you did that. And Erica's like, yeah, you stuck together. You're stuck. There you go. You're stuck together. And now they're literally stuck.
Because Garcelle's glove is stuck on Sutton's dress. And so she's like, well, look, on anyways, to be honest, if I said stuff, I'm glad you had a friend in Bose. All right. I don't have a problem with that. I'm just glad that you don't have a friend in me because this is not fucking Toy Story. All right. I don't need your poor ass in my life. So you're happy for Dorit that she has a friend? Yes.
Yes.
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Chapter 5: What are the accusations against Erica and the Fox Force Five?
And just to be fair, the Fox Force Five is fucking annoying, standing up for each other blindly, as they do in this reunion and every reunion. But also, Garcelle and Sutton are fucking annoying, too. That whole thing annoys me, too, with the, like, you have to have my back. You have to have my back. You have to have my back. You have to have my back. Who has my back? Who has my back?
Like, part of me is like, you're adults. Like, everyone get over it. And the Dorit and Bose thing does kind of get on my nerves, too, because it would be nice for Dorit to just be able to fight with somebody and not have somebody intelligent standing right there to speak for Dorit. Because Dorit couldn't handle most of this on her own.
So it's kind of annoying all over the place, even though it's part of these shows. It's like a built-in part of these shows. So I just don't understand how they all get mad at each other when they all do it.
You know, I mean, my hot take is I actually don't really mind the bows and Dorit situation. And I actually don't really mind the Garcelle and Sutton thing. It's always annoying when they get into conversations about who has my like, do you have my back? Do you have my back? And it's sort of surprising because Sutton and Sutton and Garcelle never really talked like that before until this season.
But, um, I think the Fox force five was way more egregious because it was like a group of people and they were very sanctimonious and they repeatedly would run people off the show and they would attack people for things that they themselves were guilty of. And whenever being confronted with the things that they do, they get all like, how dare you about it?
So, um, I think that's also the big difference between it, but it is annoying when you get into conversations of like, you don't have my back, which is like, of course, like the Salt Lake city, um, Yeah, that's the part I'm talking about.
Yeah, but they all, you know, they all do it. That's part of the show. So Kyle's, Bo's says that the most offensive part was where that she, that Garcelle said that Bo's was being manipulated by Doreen. And she's like, that's ridiculous. And Kyle goes, well, I didn't think she was being manipulated. Yeah, Kyle, okay. So Boaz is like, I mean, that's insulting to me.
And if you think for one second there's anything that Tariq could say that would influence my opinion of you, then you don't think very much of yourself. And Garcelle's like, okay, okay. But what Garcelle was saying is you're naturally going to have more of a problem because the only thing you know about these people is information you're being fed by Dorit, which is natural.
And you said yourself that when you got together with Garcelle, Garcelle would not feed you that information because she didn't want to color your experience. And you said, great, because that could have colored my experience. So now why can't you admit that hearing only information from one other person could possibly color your experience?
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Chapter 6: Why is Garcelle criticized for being 'uninteresting'?
So on Entertainment Tonight, she said she wanted to see Sutton and Garcelle open up more about their real lives. And Erica's like, yeah, we want the Jesus scoop. What's happening? Garcelle's like, I wish there was more. I mean, I put in pretty cool tiling in my home, did I not? I mean, what else do you want from me?
And Erica's like, that's what we're getting at. You know, I'm not saying she's not telling us what's happening, but what are you doing? And she goes, there's nothing else to show. I'm showing you everything. Well, are you dating? Are you? Where's your love? Where's anybody's love life? Literally none of you. Come on. I don't believe it.
Where are your friends, Erica? Who are the people in your life? Who do you hang out with? What are your hobbies? Do you do anything other than get in makeup? What about Marco Marco?
What about your default in the Marco Marco case is going to get you in trouble again? What about you being sued for another $24 million because someone's about to prove that your ass knew what Tom was doing all along to fund your stupid career? Come on. What about that? Why is that such a problem to talk about this year?
What about the way you parked in the pavilion's parking lot? Which I'm just assuming was poorly.
So Garcelle's like, you know, listen, what do you want me to show? And Andy's like, dating. And they're like, yeah, are you getting a little? And she goes, no. I mean, I went on two dates with somebody. And so Andy's like, what do you guys want to see? And she goes, yeah, what more do you want? Like, there's nothing I'm not showing.
And, you know, to be fair, Garcelle is showing what's going on in her life. She's been building a house for three years. She's been working and producing films and acting and a ton of stuff. I mean, she's busy. She is showing what she's doing. It may not be the most exciting content, but she is doing something. And I would venture to say more than most of you.
Yeah. And so Erica's like, no, I guess I just wish you were more interesting, I guess.
And Bo's like, well, we can't all be living off the backs of orphans and widows, Erica, you know?
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Chapter 7: What tensions arise between Kyle and Garcelle?
Kyle saying, oh my God, do you realize I'm not even thinking about the cameras being there? Let's rewind to the top of the episode. Dorit, how did you not know they'd catch you smoking a camera? Our cameras are there. We all know the cameras are right there. So she's both very aware of the cameras, but she tunes them out. She doesn't remember they're even there.
So Garcelle brings up that last year Morgan was part of the show and they met her. So what's the problem with bringing that up? And so we see the flashback to Kyle tattooing the K onto Morgan. And being like, I tattooed the K on you. Yeah, she stalked me. She stalked me. Yeah. I made a couple albums about her. Stalker. Bitch with the clip-ons.
You know. Yeah. Listen, listen, Morgan did not sign up for the show. She did not want to be part of it. And she's not part of the cast. And Carsten was like, well, she didn't sign up this season, but she was on before. She's fair game.
And Kyle's like, okay, she came on as a favor to me because I wanted her to come on as a favor to me to be someone on the show for no reason because there's no relationship between us. What was the favor? Why? Why did you want her on the show then? Because what ensued after that created a lot of anxiety for her. She didn't ask for this life.
And I'm trying to be respectful of someone who didn't sign up for it. You know, your son didn't want to be part of the show this season. And I respect that. I'm actually very hurt by you this season. Well, I was hurt by you.
Okay, now I have to say, just to be fair, because Kyle makes me fucking crazy, I like that Dorit asks her about this. Not Dorit, Garcelle asked her about this. But it did get old. It got to be too much for me, where I was just like, okay, like this final one of like, let's talk about Morgan again. Enough. You've already done it two other times this season.
She said she doesn't want to talk about it. I get how Kyle wouldn't want to talk about it and how she would be annoyed. But I also get that you were the one who brought it on camera in the first place. But I did think Garcelle went a little far with that, personally. Yeah.
I mean, I think that like in normal life, if it was just like a group of friends, she did go far. But for this show, I don't think so. Because Kyle is happy to use the platform to talk about who Mauricio is like banging or whatever and talks about Mauricio. And by the way, and as she should, because, you know.
Which is her ride. Yeah, I agree.
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Chapter 8: Who is Morgan and why is she a topic of discussion?
That's actually even worse than what Garcelle is doing, because Garcelle is really asking questions like, can you give some context to this? Right.
She's not bringing on some ex-lover of Morgan's or something.
Yeah. Kyle, like, yeah, she did not bring Morgan onto the show. She's not any of that. You know, like Kyle did like a dirty deed that season, like a dirty, dirty.
And then spent the rest of the season going, but Brandy never lies. Brandy's not a liar. Brandy wouldn't lie. Brandy's a truth teller.
Exactly. You ask her what she thinks about Brandy these days.
Like I just said, Sutton's been talking about this shit for seasons. And to act like she isn't, like we haven't seen it on TV, is ridiculous. Like Kyle says she didn't want to talk about it, so fine. Then why were you half the season saying, and then what about Kyle not talking about this and that? I mean, come on.
And I think the thing, to go back to the Morgan thing, because why should we ever talk about anything else? I think what's also probably frustrating for Garcelle is that Kyle is on camera talking about, oh my God, I'm realizing that Mauricio has really moved on. And oh, it's really real now. And those are probably all completely real and valid feelings. She probably genuinely feels that way.
And that is hard to go through.
she's she's painting a narrative she's all alone all by herself when it's like but you like there's this situation with morgan wade which maybe she's dating her maybe she's not but it seems like there's a relationship and at the very least there's a very close friendship and and like you're painting a narrative like you're all alone in this in this situation but like actually you're out there also having some fun it seems like and if you're not having fun then clarify it
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