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#2758 SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY S03E11: The Long Arm of the Law Prom
Tue, 11 Mar 2025
We’re talking the season finale and reunion of Southern Hospitality today. The gang tries to confront Will about cheating accusations at a pretend law prom, but he sneaks away. Luckily, they get to pin him down at the Clubhouse reunion… or do they?? Vicious lies are exposed, and no one will ever be the same!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the focus of the Southern Hospitality season finale?
Hello and welcome to Watch Watch Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the lovely and perfect Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello, you sweet guy. How are you doing? Doing just great. We're here today to talk about the grand finale of Southern Hospitality.
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The season finale. What a bunch of messy, messy, messy people. I loved it. I thought it was great. And I also love a good 10-episode season. I don't think they had more to sustain them for more than 10 episodes. And I'm glad. It was a nice... I love a 10 episode season.
Yeah, it was it was a tight, strong season. Every episode was great. Every episode was hilarious. They really are. This is a great show. It's a great show and they are really bringing it and they did great work with it. And it also had some really beautiful moments too, which was amazing. So let's dive into it. Guilty until proven innocent is the name of the episode. And it's prom. It's law prom.
They're doing a law prom, but they're making it a prom prom. So the lead up to the... Well, basically... Well, I think the vibe that they're going for is Carrie or something, because we keep seeing things that are like, one week before prom, but it's not fun and happy. It's scary looking. I'm like, are the producers trying to make this seem like... There's gonna be a bloodbath.
I couldn't quite tell but Emmys playing the role of both Carrie and Carrie's mother at the same time Okay, I'm gonna need people for flowers. I'm gonna need people for cake. I'm gonna need people for decorations I got my list done. It's gonna be the best law prom ever. Nothing can go wrong And that's
three days before prom. And so we're at a menswear store and Joey and TJ are trying on suits. It's like, oh, this looks good. He's like, I think that Mia is wearing a leopard dress. He's like, oh really? Do you have any leopard toxins? That's like so funny, Joe. Are you in love with me? It's thin.
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Chapter 2: Why does Will face cheating accusations?
And Fran's going, liar, liar, liar. I'm like, go get him, Fran. You do it, Fran. Good for you. And Grace slowly goes, yeah, well, Maddie, you sucked his dick into loom. And Joe's like, oh, my God, I don't want to hear a lot. I died when she did that.
And Maddie's like, oh, no. What?
Yeah, you're not a friend. Okay, you burned that bridge.
So now outside- Oh, I guess I'm not a friend. Michael's is confronting Will about all the goss about this girl. And now he texted the brother and ruined things for Austin. And so Will's like, what? I just sent one text. And Michael's is like, well, because of that, Austin's girlfriend isn't here. And he's like, why is anyone giving it light? Like, I mean, it's like so attenuated.
I don't even want to give it a breath of air. I hate air, by the way. So then, this is so funny.
That doesn't even make sense. What is he talking about? He's like the show. I love this show.
When he says attenuated, it cuts to Michael's and it goes, it's like almost like someone like, it's like when a cat gets up on a counter and you squirt it with a water gun and the cat's like. So attenuated hits Michael's like, I don't even know what that word means. They're like, do you know what attenuated means? He's like, I have not heard that word before. Hey Siri, what does attenuated mean?
Siri's like, it is a word that should not be used on Southern hospitality. Thanks.
That's what I thought. You're not the only one on this cast who doesn't know this word, including the one who just spoke it. So then we go back to the porch and Austin's like, Will is the one I need to talk to. So Mia's like, oh my God, this is like this short, this is like a tiny balcony. Get over here and just talk to him. So she pulls him over and she's like, okay, you're two grown men.
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Chapter 3: How do prom preparations unfold among the cast?
They all get on the group text like a bunch of housewives, like, here's how we're going to bring this bitch down, you know?
Yeah. It was funny how Brad was like, well, I am going to do something that Will was not able to do, which is I'm going to be accountable. And this is what I did. He sort of like, he presents it like this is actually evidence of him having good character. Yeah, he's such a good person.
You're not accountable when you're already in jail. You know what I mean? It's like a jailhouse confession. Like you were already caught, buddy. Okay. It's not just you coming forward and being accountable. You were busted. So yeah, Maddie doesn't really seem to be mad at all of them, but she does seem to be shell shocked, you know? And Joe, I don't believe Joe for one second.
Maddie is so shell-shocked. The poor thing, she looks like she saw a ghost. She just looks out of sorts for this entire reunion. And she's like, oh, like traumatized for the whole hour. And then Emmy is also, I mean, she's crying. And at one point she's like, ah, and Lake is like, oh God, they just start laughing. And Emmy is like, no Lake, be quiet. You don't understand Lake.
Emmy is going through it.
And Leva is like, I don't feel for love for Emmy either. Cause she was in on this. Like you can't spend an entire season lying about somebody else and then cry when it happens to you the next season. And by the way, it didn't even come from Maddie who deserved to get revenge on your ass. It came from the same people that you were butting up to, to take her down. So fuck off.
And Leva's like, um, you don't have to take on, you know, all of you're taking on too much of Will's bullshit. And she's like, ah, but I don't.
like crab cakes anymore i was like okay um there was also a big portion of the reunion that was dedicated it was actually like really fascinating interesting a lot of discussion about like gay stuff and it was interesting because you have michaels and you have tj and then you have andy and you have michaels who's relatively new on his journey and you have tj who's been been through like 10 years or so of it and has been like traumatized by queer baiting
And you have Andy, who's kind of like mother Henning them. And it was, it was actually a very, they were touching moments, but there was a moment where there was a clash with Joe and TJ. Cause they started to rehash the whole thing of like, like TJ, why would you go around telling everyone that Joe's gay? You told everyone that Joe's gay. And they're really coming down hard on TJ.
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