This is part one of a two-part recapIt’s the episode we’ve been bracing for on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kenya brings on her own demise when she displays posters of Brit at her hair spa opening. It’s… not good. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. What's going on with you? Not much.
Just gearing up for a really big week, both in terms of recaps and in terms of travel and live shows. We've got a lot going on. Today we're going to recap last night's incendiary Real Housewives of Atlanta. Over on Patreon, we are going to do a double bonus episode covering the finale of White Lotus. So that's at patreon.com slash watch where crap happens. Please join us for that.
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um then we also have a full slate of our normal recaps we are going uh we have three live shows this week in uh boston detroit and chicago in boston we're going to do the beverly hills reunion and then detroit we're doing the classic banner pump rules episode it's not about the pasta which is great episode and then um on saturday in chicago we are going to do Summer House.
We also have, just on the feed, we'll have all sorts of other stuff. But since it is such a busy week for us, we originally were going to start our Top Chef coverage this week, but we're just going to push it back one week to next week because we just have a lot going on.
and it's just as simple as that so um thanks for your patience on the top chef front and we hope to see all of you over at our live shows go to watch crappins.com to get tickets for our shows and then in may we're going to austin and dallas those will be amazing shows because texas always turns up and Really, we always have a great time there.
And then in May, also after that, we have our very first ever Las Vegas show. So we still have a lot of stuff on the calendar, and we're just excited about all of it. Can't wait to see your faces. And excited to see some new faces in Vegas, by the way. That'll be a new face experience for us. So everyone, go to watchforcrappas.com, get your stuff, and we will see you there.
Anything to add to that, Ronnie?
No, nailed it. Did great. Nailed it. Nailed it. Okay, so this is the episode we've all been waiting for for Atlanta. What did Kenya do? What exactly did she do? Because at the time when this happened, people were putting out fake pictures on the internet of Kenya posing next to a poster board of Brit with a dick.
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Chapter 2: What are the live shows and events happening this week?
Yeah. The birds, birds flock together. You know, these ones flock to the tune of very off key songs.
So Ashley went to this jazz band and she's like, well, you know, guys, I mean, I, I'm not going to blame anybody for that. I'm not going to blame anybody, you know, except the musicians and the mall and, you know, Fox five, but you know, it wasn't me. And to prove that I can sing this song.
I'm going to do it now, boys. And, you know, they're great musicians. They all start playing. It's like, oh, no, no. Why are you doing it again? Why don't you just bring Roberta Flack up and just start kicking her over and over again? Leave her alone. Let her rest.
Ashley, for fuck's sake, man. It's called killing us softly with the song, not killing us intensely and repeatedly with your song, which is what you're literally doing. Let's make it soft. So soft. We can't even hear it.
Yeah. Don't kill me with the migraine girl. So she, that was rough. So she owes everybody an apology. Okay, so back to this show.
Wait, no, we can't go back to the show. I'm sorry. And the reason why is because I made the mistake of invoking Countess Luanda Luceps. And we have a week until the next crappy hour. So it's probably yet forgotten, but Countess Luanda Luceps has made her acting debut on The Murdoch Mysteries, where she's playing some sort of like, I don't know. It's on her social media everywhere.
She's like in a fur and a little hat. It's like a period piece. And there was a clip up. Did you see the clip of her in the show?
No, uh-uh.
She's like, hello, I am Schmountes Mouin Blubleseps, and it's a pleasure to meet you, detective. It is so hilariously bad. It's like, there's just nothing she can't do. Who got killed?
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Chapter 3: What was Kenya's controversial action in RHOA?
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Uh, so Brittany's like, yeah, you know, she was afraid and I was just triggered, you know? And, um, she literally does go, I was triggered by everything that was going on in that moment. And I just popped off with Kenya. Like, God, come on.
You were triggered by the stuff that you started. You literally pulled the trigger on this, just so you know. You're the one who was sassing up. Did you expect Kenya to just be like, oh my God, I am so sorry, Brit. I'm so sorry that I've been speaking rudely to you. Do you think Kenya Moore is going to say that? No.
Yeah. And also, I wish they had shown the clip of Portia coming in and not hugging most of them, you know, because Britt's whole thing was like, oh, you don't even hug me. Just give me a pat. So she was trying too hard. And Portia's like, well, you know, like maybe that was a heated moment. Okay.
You know, like I had a heated moment at Shamia's house and we got into the elevator and, you know, I'm like, I wish I had my pistol. I mean, what do you think I want it for? Oh, so she was saying, what if I had done that? What if when I was heated, I said, I wish I had my pistol. And so Britt's like, well, okay, you're right. That wasn't the time for me to talk about a pistol.
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Chapter 4: How did the internet react to Kenya's poster incident?
Amari's like, get out of my bathroom, mother. She drives in. She drives through the front door in her grandma's car.
Knock down a wall for you.
She's very irresponsible. So Angela's getting ready. And so she calls Charles upstairs.
This is so funny. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I love how she called him. She's like, you know, getting her face ready to put on makeup. She goes, Charles. Charles! Because you know Charles never listens. He just pretends he can't hear her.
he's literally frying chicken and she wants him to step away from like the boiling hot oil. I cooked some chicken last night on the grill and I literally almost burned everything down. There was such a big fire. I do not, you could not pay me enough money to walk away from like chicken in like hot Bernie things.
Because like, I know the moment that I step away from bubbling oil, everything's going down and smoke. It's a disaster. And he full on goes upstairs to the bathroom and, to have a whole scene while chicken is bubbling away and boiling hot oil. I don't know, it's terrifying.
Yeah, but he's bold, Charles. Charles is a little afraid of making a chicken wait. So, and plus he's got 9,000 other pieces that he can cut. So like, what's one? They'll just give it to the little kid, you know? So Charles comes in, she talks about going to this Kenya Moore hair thing and does he want to come? And he's like, no, I've got hair.
Which I don't know what that even... I don't know how that really translates into an answer. But he's like, why would I go? Hair, I've already got hair. Okay, well, it's not a hair restoration company.
It's an opening. We're not going there to get services. He's like, can you give me a lineup? He's like, I've got one. She's like, no, just to support. And he's like, well, why would I go? She's like, well, because you want to support me. He's like, well, you're aware that this is an all-lady event. And also, I bought all the chicken in Costco.
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