The Valley is back for season 2 and we’re here to trash the trailer shot by shot. Will Michelle get caught being a high priced call girl? Will Brittany finally rid herself of the Jax scourge? Will Janet ever wear anything other than rayon? Let’s find out! You can watch the video version of this along with all our other recaps and catch our White Lotus bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Chapter 2: What are Ronnie and Ben up to this week?
Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens! I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? You know, just making our way through the week. All that fun stuff. We've got a very special week. We are going to be in D.C. and Philly this week. We're so excited. In D.C., we're going to be doing Southern Charm, the first reunion. And in Philly, we're going to be doing...
summer housing which is very exciting so while you guys wait for that we're going to do a very special bonus episode a trailer trash of the valley season two normally these are on patreon uh so if you like this kind of stuff go join patreon that's where they're at okay patreon.com slash watch it crappens it's also where you get our
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Chapter 3: What is the backstory of The Valley Season 2?
What's up, man? Are you excited about the Val? How are you feeling?
Of course, the Valley was one of the surprise hits of last year. None of us could believe how good it was. We all thought it was going to be garbage and awful and just miserable to watch. And it was so good. And I'm just really looking forward to it. You know, we don't have Vanderpump Rules coming back anytime soon. And we don't have any housewives on the radar, actually.
Chapter 4: Who are the main characters discussed in The Valley trailer?
So yeah, this is what we're going to need to get us through the spring.
Yeah. Um, now the big worry here is that Jax has come out of the closet with his Coke addiction, you know, right in time to promote his new podcast and the season of the show. And I, I cannot feel for Jax. I'm sorry.
okay as someone with a coke addiction a while back i know that it sucks i know that it's hard but jack still sucks and i'm not going to give him a break just because he has a coke addiction but good for him for working it through and stuff if he ever does that um but jack still sucks okay here's jack's yeah right now yeah on our screen i mean we're really wearing white
He sort of is looking like a very fresh egg, you know? He's dressed like a Coke addiction. He really is. But he's got like this white blazer on. I mean, why are you going for like kind of almost like a Miami look while you're trying to show that you're past your Coke addiction?
Yeah, Miami Vice. But here he is in his all white and his seemingly full head of hair. Ha ha ha. Turn around, sucka. So Jax, looking right into the camera and showing off. Did he always have these hand tattoos? He didn't always have these, did he? I think those are new. I don't know. I think those are relatively new. Well, here he is. He still can't grow full facial hair.
So, you know, he's still got that part of youth about him. So he's there. The next shot is Kristen dressed like curtains in an old theater, like saloon theater that are closed.
Yeah. She's definitely giving kind of like a bordello decor look for her dress. She's like, seriously, seriously. And then Luke is walking with her and he's filled out a bit since last season. Um, so he, he sort of has got like kind of a different look as a result. His beard is, is longer and more square. His hair is more filled out. He's wearing for some reason, this like fuchsia shirt.
It's not, I would not say it's like a great look for him. but it is a look for him.
Well, you know, he's in some Dockers and a pink shirt, you know, this bottom button kind of unbuttoned, but tucked, you know, I know the feeling, I know the feeling Luke, but you know, he's Luke, so that's good. And then we get Michelle. Wow. I'm wearing sunglasses.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts critique the cast's fashion?
And he's like, I've heard what everyone said about my hair. And instead of having it as a helmet, I'm going to have it like a helmet with hair that goes up a little bit in the front. So you can see it's my real hair.
I'm getting like bangs. I'm getting like upturned bangs. It does look a little more natural though, his hair. So that's good. Poor guy. He really got slaughtered over that hair. Why are they giving them prop sunglasses? None of these people own these sunglasses. It's like a photo booth.
Yeah. Yeah. They're like, OK, here's a prop. You can do a mustache, a fan, sunglasses, whatever you want. Just have fun with it.
He's also going for a skin toned lip thing, which I'm not really sure what that's about. But, you know, bless his heart. And then we get to Brittany fanning herself because, you know, they live in the valley. It's hot.
Mm-hmm. She's got her Botox going strong. She's also wearing kind of fuchsia, fuchsia top, fuchsia belt. I think she's wearing a bathing suit. Is she wearing a bathing suit with a belt? She might be. She might be wearing a bathing suit, yeah.
And she looks like she's fanning herself with a waffle. Yeah. And then we go to... Then we go to these two. Oh, Janet. And what's his face? Yeah. What's his face?
I want to say his name is Brian, but it's not Brian. I forgot his name. Jason. Jason. No. Yeah.
Yeah. Jason seems like he's so nice, but he supports Janet. Who's an emotional terrorist. So I don't trust him either. And I guess the girls are like, let's pink. Let's get a lot of pink in. So they're doing that. And the guys are just doing things that should go with pink, but don't like he's wearing like a fall orange. Yeah. It doesn't go.
Yeah, I think everything is supposed to be like reds and oranges and pinks. But like, yeah, I feel like there's the colors. The color scheme is a little odd. The palette is odd for me. But, you know, yeah, the Janet is now this will be our first non-pregnant Janet season, which is exciting. Janet is a terror, but I sort of enjoyed that she was a terror.
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Chapter 6: What drama unfolds in The Valley Season 2 trailer?
I call them Quaker collars. I don't know what they're actually called. I don't know fashion. Okay. But I call them that because Quakers wear them. And then we've got his wife. What's her face? Nina? Nia? Nia, who Ben is still convinced is evil. You thought she was evil in the first... Well, you said she would be evil, but then she turned out to be really nice.
But will she be second season bitch power?
I don't think so. Who knows? I don't think she's evil. I really felt like I had a lot of good signals to say that she was evil. The fact that she would call Danny Daniel...
and she was very um she's very like surfacy so i was like oh she's evil watch she's gonna be the most evil one but she shockingly managed to be just a very nice person who um was trying to have a sort of like mature experience on reality tv and i didn't know what to do with it
Well, she's the only one that looks kind of comfortable in this intro, boogying down. She looks great. She's like, oh my God, I'm not pregnant for five minutes. I'm going to enjoy this. And I'm pregnant again. By the end of this, she's like, oh, just got it back. I'm pregnant. So I have an announcement to make everybody.
And then they give Jesse Lally, they give him also the egg yolk and egg yolk and eggshell combo that they gave to Jax. Maybe it's the same shirt. Uh, maybe they're just giving the douchebags this, this orange shirt. Like this is the color symbol for like the worst douchebags on the show. Cause here he is again. He's, he's wearing this. The shirt is back again, I should say.
And he's got sunglasses as well. Uh, he still has his hair dent. I'm, Oh, I'm still impressed that he, he continued. What the, Does he know not to wear that little band anymore? He loves that band.
You wear a headband and it keeps your hair dented. That's just how it goes. He's looking a little bit better this year. I like that he insisted on wearing his own pants. He's like, listen, you've already got me dressed like a magician, but I'm wearing decent pants. I make money. So then we go to this beautiful lady for the bachelor name. What's her name? Jack. How did we get her name?
Jacqueline. She really had such a bad, like she had like, no, she, she was so wedged onto the show. She almost had no, no role. Although she did start shit. She got, she definitely was a little bit of a bone carrier and she got some drama going, but she, her personal storyline was never really very vital to the show.
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Chapter 7: What are some notable scenes from the trailer?
And all of a sudden you hanging out in the right lane, suddenly you're all the way in the left lane. And now you have to get to that exit. And you were all prepared to go to the exit because you're in the right lane. But now suddenly, surprise, you're all the way on the left side of the highway and you had no control over it. And now you've got to speed over an entire highway to get to your exit.
That is this intersection right here.
Yeah, this is, uh, it's hell. It's hell. Um, so then we go to, uh, some shots in the Val.
Wow. There's Ventura Boulevard. That's, uh, Laurel, Laurel Terrace and Witsit. That's where all the good stuff happens.
And here we are, people on a boat. Let's press play.
This is not part of the valley. A boat. What's that? This is not part of the valley. There's no place for a boat or a body of water like this in the valley. Yeah, this was a drive.
This was a drive for sure. Hey, baby.
What the f***?
that is so kristen okay so they're on a boat it's luke and kristen it's beautiful he goes hey baby and she turns around and falls she's like whoa and she falls into a ring and i love that's just so kristen to be falling during her uh proposal so he's like hey baby you want to get chicken nuggets with me for the rest of our lives seriously hey baby seriously what the
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Chapter 8: What surprises and conflicts are teased for The Valley Season 2?
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I want to see Michelle Lally have like, like smile. Like this is Michelle Lally. You're finally freed from Jesse. Smile. Enjoy it. Be happy. Yeah.
Well, you got a thong with the baby wipe.
Wipe on top of it. She wiped her vagina and it's on her.
It's a new Moby Dick for Brittany. Zach, the new Moby Dick for Britney. Zach is wearing a tank top that's got like Real Housewives of Orange County cutouts in it.
Yes.
And a new tattoo sleeve that makes... Wait. Oh, no. Is this a party where he looks like he's been run over by a car? What's happening?
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