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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet

Tue, 18 Mar 2025

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Wihan has decided he’s in love on this week’s Below Deck Down Under. Will he be able to do one lick of work with his heart pounding so? No, but he finds plenty of time to be deeply offended by booty shorts and a refusal of free cheese plate labor. What a douche. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Chapter 1: What is the recap of Below Deck Down Under S03E07?

Chapter 2: Who are the hosts of Watch What Crappens podcast?

06:52 - 07:08 Ben

I think Serena is like, okay, but I'm just saying on his part, like he's the sort of person that he's like, oh yeah, no, I said this last week, you know, he's, he's the sort of one who's like, I'm going to, he's going to establish these boundaries solely that way. He can say he's established the boundaries. And then when stuff happens, he'd be like, but I established a boundary.

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07:08 - 07:09 Ben

You can't be mad at me.

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07:10 - 07:36 Ronnie

but he did establish a boundary which is unlike I think a lot of these fuckboys do the thing where they're like well I'm not sure and I'm not sure I want a relationship and that's their boundary where they're like they're kind of trying to have their cake and eat it too which is our saying for the week lovely saying in case anybody wants to really argue what it means deeply but yeah I think he wants to have it both you know most guys want to have it both ways on these shows where they're like

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07:36 - 07:50 Ronnie

I'm just not sure I'm ready for a relationship, but we can see where this goes. Where he was like, no, I like that other girl. You know, I like Forrest Gump. And then, you know, I think that was a little clearer, at least. I don't know why I'm standing up for Vian.

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00:00 - 00:00 Ben

I know. I'm surprised because, you know, Ben did this on Below Deck. Remember when he was with that lady? Sonny and I hate to bring us back to Ben and Sonny, but he basically breaks up with Sonny and then she's like, fine. And then he like, he's like, oh, well now I'm going to start making out with you. And it's like, it's, it's, it's like, I think some weird, it's a weird, not strategy.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

It's like a thing. It's a tactic that I feel like fuck boys do when they don't want to be held responsibility for like the emotional elements that come with a hookup or a relationship.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

and i just think it's just like i what i hate is the beyond just acting all passive in it like oh he wasn't even part of this he was you know he just got roped in it's like you were an active part of this beyond and you're acting like you're not and i'm just not here for it the only thing you've been active with this entire episode i'd like to add

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

Well, I guess my thing is Vian's like such a douchebag and such a sad worker for the rest of this. Like there's so many other reasons to be mad at him. But I think for this show, he was at least pretty clear. Whereas most guys I think would just lead all three on. Whereas he was at least like, no, I like this one.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

And now I'm going to write her letters on the little free notebook you get on your Marriott nightstand. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What is the drama between Vian and Zarina?

74:13 - 74:18 Ben

She's like, well, I've been here for 36 hours and my twin wouldn't have said that, but I'm not my twin.

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74:20 - 74:38 Ronnie

He's like, no, I haven't. He gets really defensive. He's like, no, I haven't. She goes, oh, so it's just a rumor then. He's like, I'm not into any of them though. She goes, yeah, you should make your own cheese board. And he's like, oh, whatever. And he's like, no respect. And he like storms off. Why the fuck should she stop? She's actually working. You're doing nothing. She's working.

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74:39 - 74:49 Ronnie

And you've got Harry also doing nothing. Make Harry cut a fucking cheese board. And I love her now because she's like, get the knife out. I'll show you where the cheese is. But I'm busy. I mean, who the fuck is this guy? I know.

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74:50 - 75:11 Ben

It was great. I love that she was not intimidated by the fact that he was a superior head of department or anything. It was so obnoxious. I mean, she's doing work. So he's like, surely you're not busy. You're a sous chef. No, baby girl. This is not going to work like that. Um, yeah, well, it is going to work like that because she's actually working like that and you're not.

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00:00 - 00:00 Ben

She doesn't work for you.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

You fucking weirdo. So, uh, and it's not romantic when you're like, oh, guess what? I had some underling make you a cheese plate. Go fucking order a cheese plate. Then you're docked.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

Yeah. So then meanwhile, we see this is where everyone is arriving for the picnic setup and everything. And they don't have a cart to haul anything. Because again, I think I don't think they were told that the beach picnic is not actually just like on the beach where they're landing. So they don't have a cart, they don't have shoes.

00:00 - 00:00 Ben

And they have to carry all this heavy shit barefoot through the streets of La Deke.

00:00 - 00:00 Ronnie

So I don't know whose fault this is because don't they pick the beach picnic? Wouldn't that be kind of an interior thing? Is that a deck thing to pitch?

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