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Chapter 1: How does the new cast change the dynamics?
It's like driving through a stop sign and crashing and t-boning a car and saying, well, you know, I just love, I love just driving. I just love diving in. I see an intersection. I just want to dive into it. It's like, no, there was a sign that said stop. Look at it. Look at the signs.
So then Cynthia's like, well, I'm really sad. I didn't get to go to Nigeria while you were with Simon. Cause I really wanted to go to Nigeria.
And Portia's like, I can still go there. I'm Nigerian. I, I found out my 44%. So look, I've got one of my sisters right here doing my makeup. Where are you? What's your tribe?
And she's like, Yoruba.
And she goes, yeah, Yoruba, we're the same. I'm your sister. I used to be, I used to be her wife.
So Cynthia's like, so have you heard from Drew? Because I think she's divorced now too. What I'm trying to do is check in on everyone who's going through divorce and maybe one of you guys will say, hey, by the way, how are you going with your divorce from Jahil? But if you don't want to ask me, that's fine too. I'll just keep asking you guys about your divorces.
So now they're talking about, you know, divorce, basically. And Cynthia's like, wait, wait, wait. So, you know, what the hell? What are you talking about with Dennis and Drew? They're not dating, right? And she's like, yeah, Cynthia, please get further away from the camera.
You're scaring my sister.
Please, please move it away.
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Chapter 2: What are the rumors about Drew and Dennis?
Basically, you have someone whose wealth comes from HVAC, someone who's an insurance agent, and someone who is the queen of waffles. Like, this is what we need. Yeah.
Well, that's also real money, right? Like HVAC money. Well, first of all, not only is he a rich, he's a god because there's nothing I need more than air conditioning. So I already love this man. We don't hear about this man the entire episode, but I already love him because I love AC. But also the real money comes from real jobs.
You know, like Stephanie's husband on Dallas, that guy installed like – Lockers, right? Didn't he put lockers in sports rooms? And this guy does HVAC, you know? That's where the money is, real things.
I think the final season of Dallas was like a fundraiser. They were doing like lockers for disadvantaged schools. So yeah, I mean, it is funny because it's always the people who are like, well... he's does some sort of finance or he manages this or that, or has a portfolio. They're always the ones who it's like the Simons who was like, Oh, it turns out they had no money after all.
But it's the, but the people on these shows who are kind of doing practical things of just like, building lockers or HVAC, like they're loaded. They're loaded and they just have tons and tons of money.
So then we see the Oakleys. So Angela's like, I am married to NBA legend, Charles Oakley. Started with the Bulls, then the Knicks. We've been married for eight years now. So catch that. And we see a flashback of their life. And they're playing horse or something. And she's like teasing him about his stats. And then she's like, yeah, you know, to some people he can come off direct.
I was like, yes, an asshole husband. Thank God. No housewives recipe is complete without the addition of an asshole old grumpy husband.
Exactly. And she's like, he's definitely a straight shooter and I can get what I want out of him because I'm an alpha female. I can work my way around Charles. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial.
At 24, I lost my narrative or rather it was stolen from me. And the Monica Lewinsky that my friends and family knew was usurped by false narratives, callous jokes and politics. I would define reclaiming as to take back what was yours. Something you possess is lost or stolen, and ultimately you triumph in finding it again.
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Chapter 3: How is Portia handling her public divorce?
Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth on knee.
We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neal. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
who what why where and Gwen Pentland it's our queen it's Queen Laifa nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall know your worth with Jason Kerr we got our wish it's Jen Plish she's not harsh she's Jill Hirsch she's a little bit loony Junie my favorite Murdo Karen McMurdo she gets an A it's Kelly B we love him madly it's Kyle Pod Shadley
We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
The Incredible Edible Matthews Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
Give them hell, Miss Noelle. She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke. Shannon, out of a can in Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
She ain't no shrinking Violet Couture. We love you guys.
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