Mazel morons! Today we are absolutely thrilled to be joined by the incredible celebrity stylist, fashion designer, and viral sensation Cosmo Lombino AKA The Queen of Melrose! We’re talking Spanish Harlem, Jehovah’s Witnesses, our favorite cigarettes, The Brody-Berry Kiss, The Lively-Baldoni lawsuit, The Palm Restaurant, and the Beauty of the ‘Burbs. The Queen dishes all about her stint designing for Shaq, her cameo on cops, and what life looks like when you’re mob adjacent. Plus, we answer your speakpipes about engagements and ozempic side effects. If this episode isn’t your favorite, then what are ya NUTS? Enjoy! Check out The Queen of Melrose on: YouTubeInstagramTikTokWebsiteVisit Cosmo’s Glamsquad and Cosmo & Donato on Melrose! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Do more than ever before with a true AI companion. Get your Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra now at Samsung.com.**Certain features compatible with select apps and require Google Gemini account. Results may vary based on input; check responses for accuracy.**Now Brief displays daily select information from select apps. May require internet connection.****Galaxy Al features by Samsung free through 2025 and require Samsung account login.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS at checkout.Start earning points on rent you're already paying for by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYSSwitch to Mint and new customers can get half off an Unlimited plan until February 2. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to MINTMOBILE.com/goodguysGet your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYSVisit bionaturae.com and use code GOODGUYS at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: Who is The Queen of Melrose and her rise to fame?
Nice to finally meet you, boo-boo.
Ben, can you believe this?
Or should I say boo-boolicious?
I'm going to say boo-boolicious. Let me help you. You need your help with the headphones here, Dad.
I'm having a conundrum.
Please.
What you guys can't see is Josh is adjusting Queen's headphones and they are looking fantastic. Blame the hairdresser.
Blame the hairdresser.
The Queen of Melrose. I can't quite explain to you how excited we are to have you. When I told our dear friend, do you know the points guy, Brian Kelly? No. If you don't know him, he wants to know you. Where is he? He is your biggest fan. Boyfriend material.
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Chapter 2: What was it like growing up mob adjacent?
Oh, so tell me about Ozempic, please. Because I went on Ozempic and I had to get rushed to the hospital. Really? I want to hear more.
I want to hear more about that.
Every side effect that they say would happen to you happened to me. Who gave it to you? My doctor.
And what did they put you on? It sounds like they put you on a dose too high.
No, they put me on the lowest dose. It's so weird. Okay, so maybe you need to try. I can eat a roast pork and wake up and shit it out. A fucking shot of Ozempic, I can't handle. What's going on over here?
I can do freebasing, but I can't do Ozempic.
Right, right. You can't snort it anymore once you turn into a pickle. But anyway, that's another thing. Oh, man.
Josh, we have to get Cosmo on Wagovi. Wagovi or Zepbound, we need to switch you. Because maybe Ozempic isn't right, but there are other meds that could work.
So, just congratulate me, guys. Tell us. I just got Zepbound today. So I want to go back. Beautiful. Yeah, but in the refrigerator in the store, because I live in the store, basically. And I'm going to try a shot. So hopefully I'm praying. Guys, do a little prayer for the queen. I'm praying. That she doesn't get a yeast infection.
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