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Chapter 1: How was Josh's trip to New York City?
You know what?
I'm going to do a little more. Give me a little bit more so that I can.
Just a little prophylact.
And just so that I can touch your hand.
Just a little. You know what?
This is Jewish holy water. It is Ash Wednesday. Thank God. A little more. A little more. And then a little touch. Just a little skin. Hot. Okay. And then I was like, what the fuck is burning? I cut my finger. And now all of the, all of the spritz is in the. That's good. You're cleaning it out. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Yes. That is like holy water.
You know, when it touches the Jew. In person. Thank God. Thank God. You flew in red eye.
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Chapter 2: What are the benefits of flying red-eye?
I am so proud of the way I set this trip up. Walk us through it. I would love to. Thank you. Flew here united. Red eye. Thank God. Shout out united. Wow.
100%.
Wow. You know what? This is a new era for me. And by that I mean I had a voucher I had to use by the end of March. Wow. But shout out Maggie and Jasmine at United. Hopefully one day the official sponsor of the Good Guys podcast. I mean, I don't know what they're waiting for. The official airline?
Let's go.
Yes.
We don't even need to be paid.
We like a barter. This is the perfect barter. Perfect barter. And put our face not on a 787, but a regional jet, a CRJ 1295. No problem. The jet that goes down? Yes. Inevitably? Our faces in the Potomac.
You just see my head in flames. That was American.
They can't wait to sponsor us now. Oh my God. Shout out to those poor souls. We apologize. It's horrible. So this is how I get it planned out. I'm here doing a talk for Meta. Heard of it?
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Chapter 3: How do Josh and Ben manage food and health?
spoiler alert if you plan on watching this maybe skip this part i don't really think i'm giving anything away this is a very googleable story googleable it's a terrible story this woman has six kids and they have a count on youtube they were early on youtube called eight passengers they were like one of the first youtube families she was filming everything that their kids were that her kids were doing and like the beginning of the doc it's just awkward she's like asking like her kids to smile like
like be more talkative when the camera's in front of you. Like she really treats them like employees and like you get to feel like a little bit uncomfortable, but it's nothing crazy.
Right.
And then as the as it goes on, she meets this woman who is just she's a therapist, but she's an unlicensed therapist. And she tries to take control of their house. She like tells the husband that if he watches pornography, he's going to hell and like found out that he watched porn and like put him in this like group chat with other terrible men who watch porn and have lust and the whole thing.
It's called the bad guys.
Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. By the way, porn is great. Mom, don't listen. Yeah. And so push comes to shove, whatever. She ends up, this woman ends up possessed, this therapist. Her name is Mrs. Hildebrandt. And she comes to Ruby and she's like, I need your help. I'm possessed by the devil. And she moves her into her home.
And all of a sudden, the reason that she's possessed is because the two little kids in her house are the devil. And in order to get the devil out of these children, they starve them, chain them. It's awful. Awful. Like malnourished for like nine months. Nuts. The only reason they got out is the youngest kid walked up to his neighbor, knocked on the door and was like, hi, can you call the police?
He like weighed like nothing. He was like skin and bones. But if he never escaped and never went to the police, like Ruby Frank's diary literally wrote, I will get the devil out of them even if it means they die. Like she thought that she was doing God a service by removing the devil. And they're in jail for 30 years each. Her and the therapist. Her and the therapist. This.
The husband isn't in jail. Well, he should be too. A thousand percent. He's in the documentary talking about how he didn't, he didn't like realize what was going on. She did kick him out for a year and this all happened during the year, but he didn't check in on his kids for an entire year. He didn't get one, one year in prison. But that begs the question, right? Fucked up.
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Chapter 4: What is the story of Ruby Frank and her family?
None of those unwanted noises and none of those unwanted people at the club. 100%.
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Thank you. Baruch Hashem. Listen. Okay. And for only $65, you too can get two bagels from Russ and Daughters. No, it was actually like 15 bucks each. It's not crazy. That's pretty good. Yeah. Listen, Russ and Daughters, man. Oh my God.
It deserves the praise. Russ and Daughters is so good. God. Their fish, their knife skills. That's the key. That's the key. Good knife. Yes. Thin slice against the grain. Not too thick. This is the most delicious. Unbelievable. Russ and daughter, shout out, Josh. Thank you.
Of course.
Should we get into a story? Yeah. What do we got? Anything good?
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Chapter 5: Where can you find the best tuna salad sandwich in NYC?
And if it's off by even a case and you're delivering thousands of cases at a time, it's rejected because they want nothing to do with if the order was accidentally submitted incorrectly. Sure. We've had situations where the BOL was supposed to be 5000 cases of pedophilia.
pickle 5 000 cases of lemon iced tea 5 000 cases of pink lemonade and 15 000 cases of one skew all went to the same place and it's just rejected and you're talking about going from like a vermont to california so it took you over a week to get there anyway it's a nightmare that's a ten thousand dollar trip yes yes and then you gotta say well you gotta handle that because it's your fuck up and then they say well we're not and you say okay
That's my negotiating skills. Okay. Send it back. Fine. I'll take out my checkbook.
Yeah. It's interesting. Like, so Len basically every like six months to a year will go some rejected, you know, drinks, food, whatever. is now at our truck yard. Yes. Because the people who made the sports drink or whatever, like we don't want it back if it was rejected because it shifted in transit or whatever. So then he goes, would you like 800 bottles of Mamba Forever body armor? Wow.
And I go, thank you, but no thank you. Where the hell is that going to go? I know.
You need a storage unit.
His garage is just, it's a beverage paradise.
What a collab that was though. The Mamba Forever body armor. The golden yellow. Sick. Shout out Coke. Quickly speaking of golden yellow, you see how fit Luca is? God, you got to steal. He's looking better. He looks amazing. Yeah, Luka Doncic. And Kyrie Irving injured out for the year. The Mavs are screwed.
And did you see on Kyrie Irving's live, Kyrie Irving, who plays for the team, the Dallas Mavericks, who traded Luka to Los Angeles. Luka, unless I misread this, was on the live saying, get away from that organization. That's wild. He feels done dirty. He was done dirty. I'm not going to get on the wrong side of a Serbian. I've seen Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. Oh, yeah. What? Or is he Slovenian?
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