It's another immaculate Monday here on the Good Guys Podcast and oh boy, is this one a doozy. We're talking Ben's summer camp nightmares, disgusting school yard games, high school parties, and Josh's *angelic* first kiss with a famous actress. Plus, we dig into some WeIrD nEwS, recap Josh's performance at the Celebrity LA Kings Game, and answer YOUR Speakpipes! What, are ya nuts? Love ya morons! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Do more than ever before with a true AI companion. Get your Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra now at Samsung.com.Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYSVisit bionaturae.com and use code GOODGUYS at checkout for 20% off your first purchase. Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help you live healthier, longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout.The new gold standard is here with Robinhood Gold. To receive your 3% boost on annual IRA contributions, sign up at robinhood.com/goldGo to HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for 18 Free Meals and Free Dessert for Life!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What are the hosts' summer camp and high school party experiences?
I'm really enjoying wearing what I call golf athleisure wear out and about. It's a nice little quarter zip. It's quilted, so it's warm, but not too warm. And today, Josh, it is 55 degrees in New York City, so we are feeling great. Quick side note, if you see me smelling my fingers, it's because there's Frank's Red Hot on it, okay?
I made a chicken sandwich earlier, and there's still, even though I washed my hands, there's still a little Frank's Red Hot. It smells fantastic.
The great Yanis Papas, one half of the History Hyenas podcast with Chris DiStefano, does say that people who are mentally challenged are finger snippers.
Well, by the way, it is what it is. It smells like my sandwich.
Can I tell you a disgusting thing that my other best friend, not Ben, but Len, used to do growing up?
Yes. I know what you're going to say. Okay, go. Then you go. I really hope I know what it is. Does it have to do with his nether regions? Of course it does. And he would do a little scratch and sniff? Yeah, and he would say, I like the vinegar. Ew.
Ew. Olivia, you should feel free to quit. I would quit. I'm going to fire myself.
Ew.
Like Len's beautiful Russian immigrant mother would be cooking us Red Baron pizza just so that her kid could sit on the couch watching an LA Kings game, scratching his nether regions and going, I like the vinegar.
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Chapter 2: What weird games did the hosts play growing up?
Were you ever like, I remember once, I have one regret about actually growing up, me and Len, we had a younger buddy, Daniel, and we would be like 11, 12, 13 years old. He was a year younger than us. And we would just like, I just remember one time playing a prank on Daniel where he woke up at the sleepover and Len was over his face with his ass in his face.
And Daniel was like, I'm not sleeping over anymore. And I was like, I don't blame you, Dan. That stinks.
Yeah, look, it both stinks literally and figuratively. This is what boys do, okay? This is what boys do on sleepovers. The same thing applies to camp. One time in camp, we literally shoved 14 cheese balls in this guy's ass, okay? This is just what you do in camp. You're like, hey, let's see how many cheese balls we can fit in ***.
ass and that's just what it was we can cut out his name but that's just it is what it is and he's happy as a clam he holds the record for how many cheese balls you can put in an ass and it's so funny somebody said this the other day like there is nothing gayer nothing than either a young boy sleepover or summer camp the things that go on so gay for heterosexuals like it's like hey who do you think is the bigger dick me or you and then two people whip out their dicks
Gay. But it's just like straight guys doing straight guy things. We're curious. We're young. Yes.
And we're not judgmental. We need to adopt that. I'm not gay. I'm just a 38 year old at camp with my bros.
Yeah, that's it. It's not a big deal. I'm not gay. I just like cheese balls in the ass. I want to go to camp tomorrow. Yeah, me too. To put cheese balls in my ass. 14? 14. 14 went in. Were these Weiss? Were these Utzes? Utz. No, the big, you know, the big tub. Utz. Fantastic. What a snack.
I'm just, and feel free to turn the podcast off, listeners, but I'm going to need some more details. Now we need the logistics.
Because that's pretty graphic, dude. Yeah, yeah, 14 in the ass. Whoa. Some of them crumbled for sure. Look, if you've ever had an Utz cheese ball, you know they don't hold well. You push, they break. Sure. But yeah, yeah, it's rough. You ever heard of the game Oaky Cookie? No.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about spin the bottle and first kisses?
Yeah, I didn't really go to parties in high school. So I don't think I think the first time that I ever did spin the bottle was probably in college. But yeah, I mean, I went on like some double dates in eighth grade where like the guy I was with was like he had to kiss me first before the other guy would kiss the other girl like they were going to do it at the same time.
Yeah.
It's so, I've told this story before and I think she commented on it, like on Twitter or something, but I like played spin the bottle in sixth grade. I performed in arts high school. It was crazy. And then in between rehearsals for Annie and then, uh,
But the first time I was like properly kissed, I remember I was 16 and I was in North Hollywood at a party and playing spin the bottle with other kids that I went to acting class with. And so it was like Evan Rachel Wood was there and like Penn Badgley and Evan Peters and like all these people that have gone on to be incredibly successful and talented.
But I remember that the bottle landed on Evan Rachel Wood and I, and I was about to say Evan and I, and then I'm like Evan Peters And I know you wish I know. And she just looked at me and gave me just like a proper, wonderful kiss. And I remember being like, thank you, Evan. Like, you didn't have to do that. I really appreciated it because it's 16. I needed some connection.
Oh, there was just nothing better. The only thing better was telling your friends, like going and telling your friends. I just kissed a girl was like, oh, my God. Like the best feeling in the world. And he also just like felt normal and validated. And you're like, okay, like my cool friends have been doing this forever. And like now I get to do it too. So grown up.
Those were the days, Josh. Whoa. How do you feel? with your beautiful child, you know, Baruch Hashem, coming into the world, I have a bit of an aversion about... I see it with older, like, grandparent types, but also people my age. I don't do that thing of, oh, like, Max, do you have a little girlfriend? Like, oh, this is his girlfriend, Charlie, or whatever. I just don't like to put that on kids.
I think it's a little weird, and I know it's like 99% of the time, like, it's just like a cutesy, silly thing about... But I don't know. I like try not to do that with kids. What do you guys think?
I think it's weird, but I also, and I know I've mentioned this on a past podcast, hold the neurologist, okay? I'm bringing it up again. I like arranged marriages. I want to bring them back because we don't need to force the issue now, but my dear friend has a baby girl. I have a baby boy. I really love my dear friend. I really love my dear friend's wife. I really love the family.
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Chapter 4: Why do the hosts discuss arranged marriages for their kids?
They were like, Oh, they're like Bieber actually asked to, if he could like have some ice time before the game to like practice a little bit. And I was like, damn, like that's how, you know, someone's great when even a charity game, they're like, I'm taking this seriously. I need to warm up. Yeah, it's no joke. I love that. Ooh, so you had a star-studded afternoon.
I said to him, I'm like, I heard you asked for a little bit of extra ice time. And he was like, yeah, I had to knock the cobwebs off. And I was like, so humble. We love a humble king.
So good. He's so good at sports too. He's good at everything. He's good at everything. I've seen him playing basketball. Like, I don't know if you follow this guy, Chris Brickley, but Chris Brickley like has like a famous gym in the city. LeBron will come through like back in the day. It was like J.R. Smith. And you'll see Bieber go into these runs and he's good. Yeah, dude. He's just...
It's amazing to see someone like that who's like internationally superstar famous. It was funny. There was a girl who was like in her probably late 20s who was the one who would like direct people to go out. Like she was the one who would give someone their cue to like, okay, now go out to the ice. And she was very professional and good at what she did. And she'd be like, go, go, go.
And the last person who gets announced obviously is Bieber. So she goes, go. And then I see her turn to some of her other friends and go. Like holding her heart like, oh, God.
So this was this this was this past Sunday. Yes. It's so funny, like the way that the media and we can cut this out if you don't want to talk about it. But the way that I have been seeing nonstop, like is Justin Bieber OK? And you just saw him and he was in a hockey game and he seemed great.
Like, I can't imagine being Justin Bieber and how every single time you wake up in the morning and maybe forgot to shave and maybe just didn't care what you were wearing and went to an event with your wife that somebody then printed an article that you are, like, addicted to drugs and have a problem. Like, it's just so, like... I almost want to say lose, lose when you're at that level.
Like I know it's probably amazing to have the money and the fame, but to not be able to leave your house without people talking and then to hear that he's just like such a normal guy who loves sports, who's having a great Sunday. It's like almost sad.
I couldn't agree more. And I know because we have to give that caveat of like, obviously, it's an exceptional life and how cool that he gets to live and experience all this stuff. But I don't think it's easy being him. And I think that's a lot, a lot, a lot of pressure that kind of never lets up.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about reconnecting with childhood movies?
You just do it with like all of these terrorists. Like you have like Osama bin Laden. He's about to like blow up his school. He has a Snickers and he doesn't want to anymore.
The finger just goes off the red button. That's what Hamas needed, Snickers. Oh, man. Well, and last thing about Luigi Mangione, there has to be so many bad fathers on this earth that there are this many women sending Luigi photos.
I know.
How many fucking bad fathers are there? A lot. A lot, Josh. A lot.
A lot. Okay, good.
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