Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting
Fri, 30 May 2025
If you hadn't heard... Vogue wrote a book! Well, now - that book is out and she's even been on a (mi...
MTGM EXTRA! "I text him: Do you want to die alone?"
Wed, 28 May 2025
Joanne and Vogue profess their love for David Attenborough this week - but we all love him, don't we...
Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things
Fri, 23 May 2025
It's important to 'do' things. Get out there! DO things. That's how Vogue & Joanne feel anyway. ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."
Wed, 21 May 2025
Text fighting... Don't do it. That's just one of the lessons this week... Plus, Twitter isn't the pl...
School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane
Fri, 16 May 2025
We're headed straight down to nostalgia corner this week, recalling all the things from school you'd...
MTGM EXTRA! "He hadn't mentioned going for a massage..."
Wed, 14 May 2025
Men's brains and women's brains are different. In this episode, MTGM investigates exactly that. Plus...
Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law
Fri, 09 May 2025
Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "My husband went pale..."
Wed, 07 May 2025
Money is funny... Joanne is right. Money can make people behave quite oddly and this weeks email has...
DIY, Conclave & Trolls
Fri, 02 May 2025
Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whi...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."
Wed, 30 Apr 2025
Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did...
The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley
Fri, 25 Apr 2025
Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was the reddest flag."
Wed, 23 Apr 2025
So, what's happened this week? Topshop is back, Pat has given up golf, the email is MAD and amazing ...
Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups
Fri, 18 Apr 2025
This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, gettin...
MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"
Wed, 16 Apr 2025
Vogue is back from St Bartholomew, and Joanne is back from NYC. In this jet-lagged episode, they dis...
Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus
Fri, 11 Apr 2025
After a two-week podcast hiatus, Vogue and Joanne are back - broadcasting live from the gl...
MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"
Wed, 26 Mar 2025
News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies ...
The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging
Fri, 21 Mar 2025
Vogue witnessed a robbery at London Zoo - and a man petting the goats alone. Also, Joanne is going t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"
Wed, 19 Mar 2025
If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she w...
Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan
Fri, 14 Mar 2025
Chelsea Handler + Sharon Horgan 4EVA! <3Joanne asks Vogue who her dream mentor would be, and toge...
MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"
Wed, 12 Mar 2025
Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to ...
Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley
Fri, 07 Mar 2025
Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps...
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"
Wed, 05 Mar 2025
Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whethe...
Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off
Fri, 28 Feb 2025
How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracke...
MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."
Wed, 26 Feb 2025
Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that ...
Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy
Fri, 21 Feb 2025
Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."
Wed, 19 Feb 2025
This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY go...
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
Fri, 14 Feb 2025
Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered wit...
MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."
Wed, 12 Feb 2025
Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the...
God Bless...
Fri, 07 Feb 2025
Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did...
MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"
Wed, 05 Feb 2025
As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justi...
Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times
Fri, 31 Jan 2025
Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's no...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."
Wed, 29 Jan 2025
Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics a...
Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs
Fri, 24 Jan 2025
There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. M...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."
Wed, 22 Jan 2025
Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fanc...
TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet
Fri, 17 Jan 2025
The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge ac...
MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."
Wed, 15 Jan 2025
How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in ...
Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps
Fri, 10 Jan 2025
It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find o...
MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."
Wed, 08 Jan 2025
An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows ...
Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally
Fri, 03 Jan 2025
The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Jo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
Wed, 18 Dec 2024
It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for lo...
MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan
Fri, 13 Dec 2024
There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied ...
MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."
Wed, 11 Dec 2024
When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it ...
No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!
Fri, 06 Dec 2024
Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."
Wed, 04 Dec 2024
It's getting to the business end of things with Vogue on the Christmas special of Strictly Come Danc...
Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet
Fri, 29 Nov 2024
You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."
Wed, 27 Nov 2024
Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Jo...
Treating Myself
Fri, 22 Nov 2024
Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she ru...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"
Wed, 20 Nov 2024
This week, a disturbing tale from Vogue's childhood where she tickled an unnamed victim until they c...
Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"
Fri, 15 Nov 2024
Vogue is offering her DIY services to Joanne this week, but never mind OOO, Joanne is just "O". If y...
MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."
Wed, 13 Nov 2024
This week, we catch up with Joanne in Cork, the morning after she'd been out galavanting with everyo...
Brat, AI & Peanut The Squirrel
Fri, 08 Nov 2024
This week, there's just too much to get through. What CAN'T AI do? Who is Peanut? Why are people tal...
MTGM EXTRA! "Love at first sight... For me."
Wed, 06 Nov 2024
So, Joanne is back from the States for a christening and Vogue can't believe what she's hearing. Plu...
Chatting On The Plane, Halloween & Being On Call
Fri, 01 Nov 2024
Joanne has traded New York City for Los Angeles, she's living her best life and Vogue is back in How...
MTGM EXTRA! "A big fat crush."
Wed, 30 Oct 2024
Still in New York, Joanne has made new friends and it sounds like she's never coming home. Back on t...
Colin Farrell, Condoms & The Subway
Fri, 25 Oct 2024
After this many years of talking about him on the podcast, it was going to happen sooner or later......
MTGM EXTRA! "My friends all say conflicting things..."
Wed, 23 Oct 2024
This week... SHOCK... Joanne has lost something in NYC, but what is it and how important could it be...
Megalopolis, Catwalks & A Very Long Tongue
Fri, 18 Oct 2024
Joanne's time in Washington D.C is nearly up and it's time for her to head back to New York City, be...
MTGM EXTRA! "We shouldn't be together."
Wed, 16 Oct 2024
So that's it... The North American shows are done! Vogue is back in the UK and Joanne has stayed on ...
Glowing, Lost Luggage & The Underbite
Fri, 11 Oct 2024
SO, we're travelling back in time since the bonus on Wednesday... Stay with it... Vogue is about to ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Cards on the table... Let's get real."
Wed, 09 Oct 2024
So try and get this into your mind... This bonus was recorded AFTER the episode that you will eventu...
Amalfi, Gen Z & Charity
Fri, 04 Oct 2024
Picture this... Vogue is on a balcony on the Amalfi coast, Joanne is in her flat in London... But th...
MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"
Wed, 02 Oct 2024
Thoughts turn to rebounds this week. Is it good to have one? Be one? Can anything come out of one? P...
Hoof Shoes, Cuffing Auditions & #TeamRuth
Fri, 27 Sep 2024
You know if you hear your friend sing a bit and you go "oh my god that was amazing..." Well, listen ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I've got no patience for it."
Wed, 25 Sep 2024
It's time to get back into that inbox. What should you do if his friends are just rubbish?? Plus... ...
Never Live It Down: Katherine Ryan
Tue, 24 Sep 2024
Vogue’s brand new Global Original podcast has just launched, and we think you’re going to love i...
Introducing: Never Live It Down!
Fri, 20 Sep 2024
This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love!We’ve all had those moments in ...
Witchy Boot Season, Marrying Yourself & Being A Catch
Fri, 20 Sep 2024
They're back, even if you thought they were gone forever! (That was Joe's fault...) As you'd imagin...
MTGM EXTRA! "BYE!"
Wed, 04 Sep 2024
This week, a love bombing farmer withdraws contact after a screenshot alert. Plus, who got Oasis tic...
Spencer's Record, Oasis & A Roman Burglar
Fri, 30 Aug 2024
With Spencer having completed a remarkable feat, a response from Vogue & Joanne is only right. P...
MTGM EXTRA! "I hate scarves. I'm very against them"
Wed, 28 Aug 2024
This week Vogue and Joanne help a listener who may just be being strung along by a married man... Pl...
Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure
Fri, 23 Aug 2024
This week Vogue & Joanne get roasted by Chat GPT, assess their 'demurity', chat dildos, ingeniou...
MTGM EXTRA! "I suppose you would call us swingers..."
Wed, 21 Aug 2024
In the interest of ever-broadening their horizons, Vogue & Joanne have an email from someone mak...
Spencer, Spies & A Banana To The Face
Fri, 16 Aug 2024
Vogue & Joanne give their closing thoughts on the Paris Summer Olympics and Joanne enjoyed them ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Not my finest moment."
Wed, 14 Aug 2024
Never underestimate the power of a curly blowdry. Here endeth the lesson. If you’d like to get in...
I'm Really Feeling Myself
Fri, 09 Aug 2024
It's important to give yourself credit when it's due, and Joanne is feeling herself at the moment. P...
MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"
Wed, 07 Aug 2024
This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, sto...
Rap Embarrassment, Jon Bon Jovi & The Olympics
Fri, 02 Aug 2024
It's an outrageous one this week. Liam Gallagher, Kim Cattrall, Russell Crowe, Jon Bon Jovi and a co...
MTGM EXTRA! "The three date ride!"
Wed, 31 Jul 2024
This week... A first date story that's either wholesome and old school, or a red flag. You be the ju...
Big News, Pilates & Trad Wives
Fri, 26 Jul 2024
This week, Joanne has big news and Vogue wonders if she should have been a gymanst. Plus, Mrs World,...
MTGM EXTRA! "It'll pass, right?"
Wed, 24 Jul 2024
This week, some delicious pettiness, some light politics and an extra-marital temptation. If you’...
It's like in Sex & The City...
Fri, 19 Jul 2024
There are very few social, romantic or frankly any other situations that Joanne can't link back to S...
MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to make the most of an unhinged situation."
Wed, 17 Jul 2024
This week, Vogue is finally taking Joanne's advice about Bepanthan and there are some belting storie...
The Corrs, Michael Flatley & Hawk Tuah
Fri, 12 Jul 2024
It's official, as far as Vogue is concerned... She's a 'gig person' now. Joanne definitely isn't, bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "My boyfriend hooked up with Joanne..."
Wed, 10 Jul 2024
This week, Vogue is onto a psychic who is being forced on pub crawls and Joanne feels seen. Plus, a ...
Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work
Fri, 05 Jul 2024
It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"
Wed, 03 Jul 2024
This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn!If you’d like to get in touch, you ...
Celebrity Mugshots, Missing Parrots & Gay Animals
Fri, 28 Jun 2024
Things havent been the same for Justin Timberlake since he got a tit out at the superbowl, Joanne mu...
MTGM EXTRA! "He uses webcam sites..."
Wed, 26 Jun 2024
It's a tough one on the email this week. Where's the line?! Plus, Vogue messed up on Gigi's party an...
Shyness, Hypnotherapy & Self Serve Checkouts
Fri, 21 Jun 2024
Joanne is extremely excited about the football. She doesn't care about the games, the teams or the r...
MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like it's over."
Wed, 19 Jun 2024
How did Vogue get on with the flight home? Clue: Not well. Plus, Joanne is raging about being snubbe...
Trinny, Cornrows & Hot Rodent Boyfriends
Fri, 14 Jun 2024
Hopefully those couple of weeks without Vogue & Joanne flew by, because they're back! With Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"
Wed, 29 May 2024
This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge!If...
Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se
Fri, 24 May 2024
Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got som...
MTGM EXTRA! "How in the f***ing hellfire did I get here?!"
Wed, 22 May 2024
This week, Vogue's on fire and Joanne might have caught Avril's attention. Plus, an epic space-gin t...
Banana Theory, The Portal & A Number On A Napkin
Fri, 17 May 2024
Joanne's summer is off to a hell of a start, for a number of reasons. Meanwhile, Vogue's learning a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "A bit of gaslighting and a sprinkle of neglect."
Wed, 15 May 2024
This week, Vogue offers her house to Joanne and an emailer needs guidance on whether the sensible la...
Breakfast Radio, Magic Mike & A Hearing Test
Fri, 10 May 2024
The results of Vogue's hearing test are in and they are... Unsurprising. Plus, a meet and greet with...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's 50..."
Wed, 08 May 2024
This week, the EXTRA is being recorded just before Vogue & Joanne visited your friend and mine, ...
Post Thief, Jedward & How Often Do You Wash?
Fri, 03 May 2024
So, how often do you wash? Vogue's done a deep dive and she knows all about how often celebrities ar...
MTGM EXTRA! "Then I heard a yelp..."
Wed, 01 May 2024
All of the emails you send into [email protected] are fantastic, but this week it's an absolute vint...
Towels, Fit Girl Summer & The Flicking App
Fri, 26 Apr 2024
This week: Joanne has towels, a shoutout to Victoria Beckham, the flight that drank the plane dry an...
MTGM EXTRA! "She slapped me, full on in the face!"
Wed, 24 Apr 2024
Joanne was shocked when Vogue popped up on the screen from Dubai this week and she wasted no time in...
Dating Apps, Workplace Relations & Romantasy
Fri, 19 Apr 2024
Where to start this week. Cataracts... That's where. Then, dating app profiles, whether or not Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "I almost killed my fella...."
Thu, 18 Apr 2024
In this weeks bonus, Vogue is using her soft, lady voice and Joanne is NOT charming. Plus, a nut roa...
Tantrums, Flashing & What The Lord Wants
Fri, 12 Apr 2024
There's so much on the list this week... Wobblers, an emotional support cat, crypto and a guy who fu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I told him I was 7 months pregnant."
Wed, 10 Apr 2024
Joanne is back from the US and she even considered getting into the psychic scene in LA... Almost. M...
Everyone's In G-Strings!
Fri, 05 Apr 2024
Apparently, they've a way of doing things in LA, but it's questionable as to whether Joanne is in st...
MTGM EXTRA! "I can't picture my future with anyone else."
Wed, 03 Apr 2024
This week... Is it Vogue or Joanne who occasionally turns up to a job and finds out they've also boo...
Rocky, Bepanthen & ANOTHER Incident With A Driver
Fri, 29 Mar 2024
Joanne is in Philadelphia to kick off her run of American shows and Vogue is having yet more issues ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Yeah, that was probably too far."
Wed, 27 Mar 2024
If you can believe it, the story about Hailey Bieber throwing a tampon has caused a reaction... Appa...
Mirrors, Easter Bonnets & Open Relationships
Fri, 22 Mar 2024
Pretty much everything is covered this week... Joanne is watching Game of Thrones 5 years after it e...
MTGM EXTRA! "He is obsessed..."
Wed, 20 Mar 2024
This week, Joanne was on her way to the Irish Embassy and Vogue did a drunk post on Instagram. GOLD....
A Lump, K-Pop & Bumping Into An Ex
Fri, 15 Mar 2024
This week, Vogue has your shout outs about bumping into exes and a mad story which (spoiler) ends wi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who cares? We were into it."
Wed, 13 Mar 2024
This week, as the EXTRA was recorded on Monday morning, Joanne accidentally stayed up all night watc...
Vegas, Wonka & Getting ID'd
Fri, 08 Mar 2024
Here they are, back again! Vogue's been off around Ireland, on tour with Spencer and Joanne has been...
MTGM EXTRA! "Have I wasted my twenties?"
Wed, 21 Feb 2024
In the last extra instalment before a 2 week break, Vogue has big BAFTA updates after an evening on ...
I feel dirty…
Fri, 16 Feb 2024
This week, it all escalates VERY quickly, it moves on from Shrove Tuesday and Valentines chat, to a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I've always kept it secret..."
Wed, 14 Feb 2024
Have you ever been turned on by a smell? That's one of the questions from a listener this week. Plus...
Sex Dungeon, Skin Age & A 'Pop Quiz'
Fri, 09 Feb 2024
If you haven't seen Miley at The Grammy's, SEE HER. She's right up their amongst the topics this wee...
MTGM EXTRA! "I looked at his phone."
Wed, 07 Feb 2024
It's that ol' story this week... 'I looked at his phone.' Look, it's going to happen from time to ti...
Smile Lamp, Saltburn & "Money Saving"
Fri, 02 Feb 2024
As you know, this is NOT a financial advice podcast. This week, Vogue is thrilled that it's only a f...
MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea
Wed, 31 Jan 2024
The list of MTGM guests is short, but very distinguished. This week, Vogue & Joanne welcome acto...
New Bra, New Flat & New Cards
Fri, 26 Jan 2024
Watch out for scams girls... Joanne has just fallen right into one. On the other hand, Vogue is abso...
MTGM EXTRA! "My harness..."
Wed, 24 Jan 2024
This week, both Vogue & Joanne have bought something new. Neither have much interest in, or fond...
Journaling, Blue Monday & Salmon Facials
Fri, 19 Jan 2024
There's an awful lot in the news this week... Double lives, Blue Monday (Joanne says this is a PR st...
MTGM EXTRA! "There's an update..."
Wed, 17 Jan 2024
We all love the emails that come in, but this week there's an UPDATE on an email from last week. Lov...
Golden Globes, Plane Door Plug & Graham Norton
Fri, 12 Jan 2024
There are a LOT of topics this week... Jo Koy at the Golden Globes, Jeremy Allen White's new ad, MOR...
MTGM EXTRA! "I hoped it would fizzle out..."
Wed, 10 Jan 2024
Joanne responds to the fact that she may or may not have shared fake news this week. Plus, more exce...
Ice, Rats & Haggis Crisps
Fri, 05 Jan 2024
Depending on how you feel about it, Christmas is sadly passed until next time, or it's finally over....
MTGM EXTRA! "And that's when I remembered..."
Wed, 27 Dec 2023
It's exactly at this point, between Christmas and New Year, when you've no idea what day it is, that...
Christmas Clothes, Lurkers & The In And Out List
Fri, 22 Dec 2023
It's time to get a hold on what's set to be in and what's definitely OUT for 2024. Because this stuf...
MTGM EXTRA! "Secret Santa!"
Wed, 20 Dec 2023
Vogue & Joanne always love your emails, but this week you've done particularly well. Get ready f...
No Spoilers!
Fri, 15 Dec 2023
Vogue gets way too close when it comes to spoilers this week, but fear not, the censor beep keeps it...
MTGM EXTRA! "Daddy..."
Wed, 13 Dec 2023
It's another midweek MTGM and this time, it's favourite movies, a spew story and a look at the 'Dadd...
Castles, Falcons & Narcissism
Fri, 08 Dec 2023
The MTGM Live tour is reaching it's final leg, after many thousands of miles, so Vogue & Joanne ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like we shouldn't be together at Christmas..."
Wed, 06 Dec 2023
Joanne & Vogue are back in the dressing room at The 3Arena in Dublin, for a little bit extra. Ti...
Pleasure At The Fairground
Fri, 01 Dec 2023
This time, Vogue & Joanne are backstage at The 3Arena in Dublin, talking Hugh Grant, Celebrity M...
MTGM EXTRA! "He FORGOT he was in a relationship..."
Wed, 29 Nov 2023
Recorded just before MTGM took to the stage at the SSE in Belfast, Vogue & Joanne are back into ...
Death & Taxes
Fri, 24 Nov 2023
Freshly returned from their Australian tour, Vogue & Joanne are straight back into it. On the ag...
MTGM EXTRA! "He burst into tears..."
Wed, 08 Nov 2023
Just before they disappear down under, Joanne & Vogue have a look through your emails and the sw...
Strep, AI Software & Trick Or Treaters
Fri, 03 Nov 2023
Just before they jump on a plane to Oz, Vogue & Joanne got together, despite the fact that Joann...
MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to dress up as a Dementor..."
Wed, 01 Nov 2023
Joanne and Vogue finally got round to your Halloween emails... And here they are on the 1st of Novem...
Britney's Book & Rainbow Brite
Fri, 27 Oct 2023
In true MTGM style, Vogue was beaming in from southern Spain, whilst Joanne did the same from Teneri...
MTGM EXTRA! "I dare you to get the ride, dressed like that."
Wed, 25 Oct 2023
Your Halloween emails have started to come in and they are predictably hilarious! Plus, Britney's bo...
Madonna, Dermot & Jada
Fri, 20 Oct 2023
Vogue has been to see Madonna and she's OBSESSED. Meanwhile, Joanne has a big question for her. Plus...
MTGM EXTRA! "When a man marries his mistress, a vacancy opens."
Wed, 18 Oct 2023
There's no way that the bed bug situation wasn't going to come up at some point... Plus, a cheated l...
Edibles, Wakes & Seed
Fri, 13 Oct 2023
To say that this is an episode like no other, is an understatement. Joanne is still in Canada and th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the worst friend in the world."
Wed, 11 Oct 2023
There are sex dreams and then there are... Sex dreams that you really wish you weren't having. This ...
Canada, Candles & Climate Change Pumpkins
Fri, 06 Oct 2023
Joanne continues to jump around the timezones and this week she's everywhere from Ottawa to the infa...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's off on his stag..."
Wed, 04 Oct 2023
We've all heard tales from stags and hens, but what if you're unsure about what might be about to ha...
Pilots, Birthday Cake & Award Winners
Fri, 29 Sep 2023
WE'VE WON AN AWARD! Plus, hotel stays, Gigi makes a mess in a marble palace, Vogue's been on the Lat...
MTGM EXTRA! "He always wants it in the shower."
Wed, 27 Sep 2023
The MTGM UK tour is complete for now, so obviously Vogue has immediately had to find some more work....
Peekaboo, Barbie & Beards
Fri, 22 Sep 2023
Vogue & Joanne are in Dublin as Vogue takes to the stage with Spencer for the Spencer & Vogu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I was kink shamed... By my boyfriend... And his friend."
Wed, 20 Sep 2023
We all know that MTGM is a kink-shaming-free zone, so what's this messer doing kink shaming his own ...
Australia, Date Demands & Phone Sex
Fri, 15 Sep 2023
This time, you find Vogue & Joanne in their dressing room at the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall, wi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Sexy saliva..."
Wed, 13 Sep 2023
Recorded backstage in Brighton as the "Autumnal Tour" kicked off, Vogue & Joanne explore some ve...
Back In The Basement, Borrowing Clothes & Burning Man
Fri, 08 Sep 2023
Joanne is back firmly where she belongs... In Vogue's basement of course! Find out why she wasn't in...
MTGM EXTRA! "MTGM got me pregnant..."
Wed, 06 Sep 2023
So how on earth, is this podcast responsible for somebody's pregnancy?! Find out! Plus, more lost ai...
A Chef, A Sommelier & Some Stuff In The Pipeline
Fri, 01 Sep 2023
Who likes episodes where Joanne is on holiday and didn't come to a record on the day she was suppose...
MTGM EXTRA! "Pathetic separation packing (PSP)"
Wed, 30 Aug 2023
This is an episode that literally travels through time, with half of it recorded in Scotland / Spain...
Bertie, The Pen & Ketamine Therapy
Fri, 25 Aug 2023
There's a new addition in Vogue's house and Joanne's not even mentioned that she's moving in in Sept...
MTGM EXTRA! "15 DVD's and a pillow..."
Wed, 23 Aug 2023
This week... Instagram "explore" page muck, other internet muck and OF COURSE, another email about a...
Manatees Riding, Dog Jobs & Another Thieving Seagull
Fri, 18 Aug 2023
You can always rely on MTGM for a run down of all creatures, great and small. This week, Vogue had t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Not 'love of my life cute', but cute..."
Wed, 16 Aug 2023
Get ready for a hilariously bad date story, an odd request on a train and an MTGM generated headline...
Taxi Tunes, Coldsore Tablets & An Air Fryer
Fri, 11 Aug 2023
They're back! As you can imagine, there's so much to catch up on, so let's start with holidays, peac...
MTGM EXTRA! "Why do I have sex dreams about guys I don't fancy?!"
Wed, 26 Jul 2023
It's another timezone spanning episode! Joanne is in Canada, Vogue is in Spain and there's an emaile...
Pap Thirst, Horse Love & Famous Fallouts
Fri, 21 Jul 2023
Vogue's already on her "hollyers" and Joanne is obviously raging at the mention of that word (and an...
MTGM EXTRA! "Head to toe in snakes..."
Wed, 19 Jul 2023
There's some catching up to do... Vogue went (ish) to the Barbie premiere and Joanne has stayed in s...
Another Festival, Headline News & 3 Months Off The Booze
Fri, 14 Jul 2023
Vogue's making a big pledge this week, but will it stick?? Plus, vaping is out, acupuncture is in an...
MTGM EXTRA! "We've been a secret the whole time..."
Wed, 12 Jul 2023
Will the "how I found out he cheated" emails ever stop? No. Sadly they won't. It's a vintage offerin...
Pat's Pizza Party!
Fri, 07 Jul 2023
There are those who set the trends and the rest of us just follow. Joanne's Mum is showing us all th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I did all four wheels..."
Wed, 05 Jul 2023
The petty breakup stories just kept pouring in! Vogue & Joanne try and catch up with a few in th...
NOT A Hangover, Barbie & Breakup Pettiness
Fri, 30 Jun 2023
Vogue returned from Glastonbury just as she said she would... After two days. But was it worth it an...
MTGM EXTRA! "She pounced..."
Wed, 28 Jun 2023
How good is your gaydar? Would you join a Friday night prayer group if it was happening in your livi...
Glastonbury Prep, 'Everything' & Up At 5am
Fri, 23 Jun 2023
Vogue is doing it... She's taking the plunge and she's off to Glastonbury, but is she staying in a t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Happy, nappy life."
Wed, 21 Jun 2023
Joanne has made a life-enhancing discovery this week. Plus, a sexy linguine rejection and Vogue's ne...
Winnipeg, Miriam Margolyes & Celeb Lookalikes
Fri, 16 Jun 2023
This week, MTGM comes at you from a dressing room at The Tyne Theatre in Newcastle! You can expect a...
MTGM EXTRA! "Does he fancy my best friend?"
Wed, 14 Jun 2023
It's EXTRA time.... Ageing gracefully, mentors and convincing a listener that her boyfriend probably...
You Look So Lonely...
Fri, 09 Jun 2023
Ghosted has been traversing the length and bredth of the UK in the last couple of weeks, and this we...
MTGM EXTRA! "He wanted to ride me in the car..."
Wed, 07 Jun 2023
This week, the emails go from controlling boyfriends to unwanted, very public displays of affection....
Rip Off Biography, Birthday Retweets & Beyoncé
Fri, 02 Jun 2023
Vogue & Joanne are both in disbelief at Amber's (Vogue's sister) actions this week. It's hit the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Why I want to be alone..."
Wed, 31 May 2023
Following the run of 3 BANANAS live shows in Cork, Vogue & Joanne get back to the email inbox to...
Replying To Trolls, Resisting Robots & Dealing With Housemates
Fri, 26 May 2023
Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM l...
MTGM EXTRA! "The T Word" - With Una Healy
Wed, 24 May 2023
Una Healy joins Vogue and Joanne to tell her long-awaited side of the story, following the whole "th...
Beep Beep At The BAFTAs
Fri, 19 May 2023
You join Vogue & Joanne live from Doobs (Dubai)...To give you an idea of the situation, Joanne w...
MTGM EXTRA! "She styled it out!"
Wed, 17 May 2023
There are a couple of corking emails this week, as well as an orgasm at a classical music concert......
Passport Problems, Comedy Reviews & Turning 40!
Fri, 12 May 2023
Fresh from their shows at The London Palladium, Vogue & Joanne discuss celebrating a milestone b...
MTGM EXTRA! "We don't need to do anything weird..."
Wed, 10 May 2023
Not only are there plenty of emails to get through, but there's also the small matter of Nicolas Cag...
Metabolising...
Fri, 05 May 2023
They're back! Not just back with the podcast, but back, FINALLY, in the same hemisphere, in the same...
BONUS EPISODE: Spirits, Ibiza, Dogs, Doobs & More!
Fri, 28 Apr 2023
Only one more week until MTGM returns for real. Meanwhile, here are some fave clips from the archive...
BONUS EPISODE: Bats, Pwingies, Feet, Birds, Bees & More!
Fri, 21 Apr 2023
It's time for another dive into the MTGM archives for some of the highlights! If you’d like to get...
MTGM EXTRA! "Goodbye, lost soul..."
Wed, 19 Apr 2023
Before they check out (only for 2 weeks!) and get ready for the UK leg of MTGM on tour, V&J have...
New Zealand Hi Gee!
Fri, 14 Apr 2023
With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but no...
MTGM EXTRA! "The ride of my life..."
Wed, 12 Apr 2023
This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do ...
April Fools, Big Mouth & John Snow
Fri, 07 Apr 2023
Joanne is feeling very out of the loop in her Australian timezone nightmare, but has plenty to say a...
MTGM EXTRA! "I once went out with a witch..."
Wed, 05 Apr 2023
Vogue's asking a question that Joanne would do well to get right, but what has changed?? Plus a shad...
Coffee Squabble, Jumpsuit News & Tears On A Plane
Fri, 31 Mar 2023
In the last few weeks, Joanne's been changed timezones more than she can cope... Back at home, Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "Vomit emoji, vomit emoji, vomit emoji..."
Wed, 29 Mar 2023
On the board for extra discussions this week... An unusual discovery in an airport toilet, (not) dan...
Kiss Chase, Thirst Trap & THAT Driver
Fri, 24 Mar 2023
This week, Vogue bumped into someone she hoped she'd never see again and Joanne went to the beach bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "Smoker's Nails..."
Wed, 22 Mar 2023
So, Joanne is 100% not over the Australian jet-lag yet... That's the first thing. Plus, Vogue has qu...
Australia, Ostriches & The Oscars
Fri, 17 Mar 2023
Joanne is down under, in the future with dodgy wifi and even dodgier mayo and Vogue's on the bathroo...
MTGM EXTRA! "Which is the tip?!"
Wed, 15 Mar 2023
Vogue's got her way and we're discussing celebritah-ahahs: the cliff notes of the Selena/Hailey fued...
Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes
Fri, 10 Mar 2023
When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you s...
MTGM EXTRA! "...And just key their car"
Wed, 08 Mar 2023
Celeb feuds, 'Hey Hun' mates and front bottoms are just some of the topics we hit in this week's bon...
Mummy's Mouse, Nepo Babies & Crocs
Fri, 03 Mar 2023
This week Gigi is obsessed with Mummy's mouse, Joanne's after a discount and a blue plaque from Brow...
MTGM EXTRA! "We're all just basically pigs and snakes riding each other"
Wed, 01 Mar 2023
Joanne might get stuck in the Isle of Mann and have to scuba back for the Gaiety, but for now we've ...
The BAFTAs, Golf & Sitzpinklers
Fri, 24 Feb 2023
We've started our run at the Gaiety, and it's very exciting but not as exciting as Vogue's outing to...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'd mark them out of ten...and one of my exes found it!"
Wed, 22 Feb 2023
Recorded on Valentine's night, these two clearly have nothing better to do than record the pod, albe...
Valentines, Vom & The Ozone Layer
Fri, 17 Feb 2023
Never mind Valentines Day! Vogue & Joanne have reuinted in Dublin to kick off the MTGM tour! Plu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I can't believe there was a ghost on a plane!"
Wed, 15 Feb 2023
After Vogue's ghostly goings on in France, it turns out you all have a few ghost stories of your own...
Oysters, A Balloon & Gigi's Coat
Fri, 10 Feb 2023
Joanne is still in New York and Vogue is back from her skiing trip, very much worse for wear. On the...
MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't want to be done for criminal damage..."
Wed, 08 Feb 2023
As ever, your fabulous / shocking / disturbing emails keep coming, so Vogue & Joanne get into th...
I Don't Take Timezones That Seriously...
Fri, 03 Feb 2023
There's never a dull week in MTGM land... Vogue is still skiing in France, but as you'll hear in thi...
MTGM EXTRA! "I really like her brother..."
Wed, 01 Feb 2023
It's time for Vogue & Joanne to get back into your emails, but it ALMOST didn't happen! One of t...
The Atlantis, A Hot Zoo & Petty Celebrities
Fri, 27 Jan 2023
They're back, after a slightly false start (you'll find out) and they're hitting the ground running....
BONUS EPISODE: Awards, Massages, Animals, Spank Paddles & More!
Fri, 20 Jan 2023
It's your last hit of bonus material before Vogue & Joanne ACTUALLY return FOR REAL! If you’d ...
BONUS EPISODE: Volcanoes, Teeth, Laptops, Christenings & More!
Fri, 13 Jan 2023
Whilst Joanne frollicks on African plains with cheetahs and hippos, here's a look back at some of th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'd hardly unpacked a box and I was already moving out..."
Wed, 04 Jan 2023
It's the final edition from Vogue & Joanne for a couple of weeks, whilst they take a bit of a br...
Lobster Face, Embarrassing Tweets & Savage Chickens
Fri, 30 Dec 2022
It's the last proper episode before Joanne disappears off on safari to be eaten by a hippo and there...
MTGM EXTRA! "Bigger than my head!"
Wed, 28 Dec 2022
If you've reached the point between Christmas and New Year where you've forgotten what day it is, he...
The Duvet, Coldsores & Christmas
Fri, 23 Dec 2022
In the last instalment of MTGM before the festive madness hits full swing, Vogue & Joanne compar...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the Lidl bear's publicist..."
Wed, 21 Dec 2022
This week, Vogue tries to talk about sleep and Joanne tries to stop her. Business as usual! Plus, a ...
Everyone Cheats, Everyone Stays!
Fri, 16 Dec 2022
This week, Joanne loses her patience with Vogue's 'Elf on The Shelf' antics, Vogue has gone properly...
MTGM EXTRA! "Speaking of ski masks..."
Wed, 14 Dec 2022
Whilst Vogue falls down a Christmas party hole, Joanne has discovered something about Prada Peter th...
Christmas Parties, Pricey Wine & The Elf On The Shelf
Fri, 09 Dec 2022
The MTGM Christmas party is done and dusted, so there are a few stories to tell! Plus, 'Goblin mode'...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's got NO TALENT."
Wed, 07 Dec 2022
Joanne is fired RIGHT up about something this week. But can you guess what it is? Plus, ageing grace...
One Hit Wonders, The Toy Show & How I Found Out They'd Cheated
Fri, 02 Dec 2022
There's a LOT to cover this week. Vogue responds to all the hysteria around that picture on her wall...
MTGM EXTRA! "He locked eyes with the pair of us..."
Wed, 30 Nov 2022
With Joanne only inches from her sickbed, it was a brief venture into the emails this week, but ther...
"Less Thinking"
Fri, 25 Nov 2022
This week, Vogue is working on living a more "meat-free" lifestyle, with mixed (grill) results and J...
MTGM EXTRA! "Stock still... Eyes open..."
Wed, 23 Nov 2022
Whilst Vogue can't be doing with being too cold, when Joanne was too hot in Ibiza this summer, she p...
The Christening Test, Joanne's Blindness & Revenge Rides
Fri, 18 Nov 2022
It's a late release this week, owing to Joanne's inability to podcast 15 minutes after her laser-eye...
MTGM EXTRA! “If pharmacists could talk…”
Wed, 16 Nov 2022
There’s a surfeit of emails this week, from cheating wives (yeah, wives!), to exposing images in p...
Organs & Avocados
Fri, 11 Nov 2022
As Vogue's holiday in St. Barts ticks to an end, Joanne is getting back on the workout wagon. Plus, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Joan of Arc is a made up story..."
Wed, 09 Nov 2022
It's your midweek therapy session, with an update on aggressive cows, someone who claims to have kno...
Worms, Crabs & Ghosts On A Loop
Fri, 04 Nov 2022
This week, Joanne shares her must-see horror films, Vogue fills us in on poltergeists and we learn w...
MTGM EXTRA! "Gillian, what the f*** are you talking about?"
Wed, 02 Nov 2022
There are some amazing stories from times spent at The Gaeltacht on this week's EXTRA. For anyone wh...
Hieroglyphics, The Gaeltacht & Patron Saints
Fri, 28 Oct 2022
Joanne's taken another deep dive... This time it was all inspired by her visit to a hieroglyphics ex...
MTGM EXTRA! "I find you so much funnier, when I properly listen to you..."
Wed, 26 Oct 2022
The email inbox produced plenty this week... Not least an E-Scooter for Vogue. Plus, overly sexy sto...
Toys, Menstruation Huts & A Quick Q&A
Fri, 21 Oct 2022
It's straight back in this week, with the toys you'd forgotten about from your childhood, Shakira's ...
MTGM EXTRA! “I fully choked…”
Wed, 19 Oct 2022
Remember a few weeks ago when Vogue & Joanne asked for your ‘near-death experiences’? It turns o...
Moirologists, Seagulls & Sober October
Fri, 14 Oct 2022
There, see? That wasn't too long to wait, was it?! Vogue & Joanne are back, so we can all just take ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Plane breakdown..."
Wed, 28 Sep 2022
In the last instalment for a moment (don't worry, they won't be gone for long!), Vogue & Joanne take...
Mousey or Moussey?
Fri, 23 Sep 2022
Let's set the scene... Joanne's in her pyjamas and Vogue is prepped to the eyes with the controversi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Dubarry..."
Wed, 21 Sep 2022
In this EXTRA, you catch Vogue & Joanne dealing with the same hangover that you heard about in the m...
Arsenic, Knighthoods & Sharknado 5
Fri, 16 Sep 2022
This week Vogue is severely hungover and nursing 4 different (soft) drinks. We're chatting Rasputin,...
MTGM EXTRA! "I get a country horn..."
Wed, 14 Sep 2022
This week we're chatting Christian Grey at Electric Picnic, Joanne the top thief, Otto's causing gri...
Electric Picnic, Don't Worry Darling Drama & Genitals on TV
Tue, 13 Sep 2022
Fresh from EP, Vogue, the gossip queen is obsessed with the Don't Worry Darling drama, Joanne's been...
MTGM EXTRA! "No, I don't agree..."
Wed, 07 Sep 2022
It's not often that there's a disagreement in the Ghosted camp, but Vogue & Joanne had very differen...
Sweet Treats, Jersey Cows & “Klepto-Jo”
Fri, 02 Sep 2022
You’ve got to love them, even if they were a bit light-fingered back in the day. Vogue has nothing...
MTGM EXTRA! "You can have him..."
Wed, 31 Aug 2022
This week, we find out about a listener who had a difficult night with a dog, Vogue has an issue wit...
Saylor...
Fri, 26 Aug 2022
This week, Vogue is back in her beloved Jersey and Joanne holds the fort in London. Find out how the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Red-flag-level vain..."
Wed, 24 Aug 2022
It's the weekly shuffle through the madness of the MTGM inbox! Some of the stories that come in to t...
Accidents, Altercations & Spuffing
Fri, 19 Aug 2022
They're back from Ibiza and they've got plenty to tell you about! Vogue is short on sleep, but she k...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm appalled on your behalf..."
Wed, 17 Aug 2022
With Vogue & Joanne still in their borrowed Ibiza hotel room, it's time to have a rummage through th...
Expensive Nails, Yoni Steaming & A Poodle's Hoof
Fri, 12 Aug 2022
Better late than never, right? After wifi issues had nuked the podcast recording, it was down to an ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Lie back, relax & play Candy Crush..."
Wed, 10 Aug 2022
The emails keep rolling in by their hundreds and this week, it might be yours! Vogue & Joanne delve ...
The Ghost of A St. Bernard
Fri, 05 Aug 2022
Another week and another truck load of stuff to get through... How was Joanne's time at the Love Isl...
MTGM EXTRA! "Private website time..."
Wed, 03 Aug 2022
Have you got something that absolutely has to be shared with the MTGM community? WHY haven't you sen...
Body Hair, Budgie Smugglers & Lilo Danger
Fri, 29 Jul 2022
Don't fall asleep on a lilo in the sea! Joanne says it's dangerous and you know you can trust in her...
MTGM EXTRA! "Milking me into a storage box..."
Wed, 27 Jul 2022
It's an absolute zinger of midweek dose this week! Joanne has a burning question about ice lollies, ...
"I don't want facts, I don't want truths, I just want to hear your opinion..."
Fri, 22 Jul 2022
You know what this podcast offers by now. Some facts, few truths and plenty of unsubstantiated opini...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Politely Declined..."
Wed, 20 Jul 2022
The emails just keep getting better and better! This week, Vogue & Joanne offer (utterly unsubstanti...
Barriers, Sneaky Paps & Babyface Knees
Fri, 15 Jul 2022
It's a delayed upload week... But WHY? Well, because Vogue is on holiday and fancied a Thursday even...
MTGM EXTRA! "£450..."
Wed, 13 Jul 2022
Well you've got to listen now... WHAT was £450??? Vogue & Joanne have plenty of your emails this we...
Celeb Spotting, Choppers & Mensa
Fri, 08 Jul 2022
They certainly get around these two. Joanne's in Ireland and Vogue's in Spain, telling us all about ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Reluctantly Said Yes..."
Wed, 06 Jul 2022
Have you sent your morto story in for Vogue & Joanne to read over yet? Why not!? This week, there ar...
A Shimmer At The Pearly Gates
Fri, 01 Jul 2022
So, the cat's out of the bag and the tickets are on sale! Who's coming to MTGM LIVE!? This week, the...
MTGM EXTRA! "She's Watching My Insta Stories..."
Wed, 29 Jun 2022
There's another appeal for help from a listener this week.... What should you do if his ex is watchi...
"Flat" Not "Fat"
Fri, 24 Jun 2022
Joanne has had a right old week of it and Vogue is trying to make plans for her "birthday month". Th...
MTGM EXTRA! "Accidental Troll!"
Wed, 22 Jun 2022
We can all get a bit punchy from time to time and this week, Vogue & Joanne have the perfect email t...
Mermaids, Fairies, Ghosts & Banshees
Fri, 17 Jun 2022
You might not find Tom Cruise attractive, just like Vogue, but that's not the whole picture.... This...
MTGM EXTRA! "I LOVE YOU!"
Wed, 15 Jun 2022
It's EXTRA time! So what's in this weeks email bag?? Vogue & Joanne offer their thoughts on a very e...
Desperate Suitcase, Muscular Owl, Exciting Announcement...
Fri, 10 Jun 2022
It's a classic MTGM with a million different topics today. Far too many to be noting down. To summar...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is My Ex-Boyfriend My Sugardaddy Now?"
Wed, 08 Jun 2022
Your fantastic emails continue to arrive and we love them! Vogue & Joanne discuss unusual sugardaddy...
Flying A Plane, Wearing a Croc & Rating Yourself
Fri, 03 Jun 2022
Vogue & Joanne were able to link up between Edinburgh & Jersey this week, because NOTHING gets in th...
MTGM EXTRA! "We Go Back A Long Way!" - With Deirdre O'Kane
Thu, 02 Jun 2022
Maybe this EXTRA episode is a tiny bit late.... But it's so worth it! Vogue & Joanne jumped into the...
The Kardashian Wedding, Mr Blobby & The GAA Catfish!
Fri, 27 May 2022
Well what a bunch of characters to discuss this week.... Find out Joanne's thoughts on Mr Blobby, a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Floor Length Denim Cape-Jacket."
Wed, 25 May 2022
It's time for the midweek therapy dose! This week, the emailers find themselves being driven all ove...
Auntie Gina, Nail Bars & Supertasters
Fri, 20 May 2022
Finally, after months of shouting at each other across the internet, Vogue & Joanne were finally reu...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Latest Guy To Ghost Me..."
Wed, 18 May 2022
It's time to dive back into your emails and see what you've been up to! This week, Vogue & Joanne he...
"Magical & Inspiring..."
Fri, 13 May 2022
They're back! After a short maternity break, Vogue & Joanne return with a birth story, some courtroo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's Quite Well Known..."
Wed, 20 Apr 2022
This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus ...
Forty Is The New Twenty & Thirty-Six Minus Thirty Is... Six
Fri, 15 Apr 2022
With Joanne robed in a hotel room and Vogue firmly back on the Dib Dabs, it's time to get down to bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "How Do You Respond To A Fella Like This?"
Wed, 13 Apr 2022
You'll know by now that the MTGM inbox gets some weird and wonderful emails - but this week, Vogue &...
Babies, Brows & A Bikini
Fri, 08 Apr 2022
As we move into spring, it's time to think about getting the bikinis out, but who's been gifted one ...
MTGM EXTRA! "LIES!"
Wed, 06 Apr 2022
Nobody likes a liar, now, do they? Come on. This week Vogue & Joanne have an email from a listener w...
Open To All...
Fri, 01 Apr 2022
There's lots to catch up on this week. Joanne needs to move house and has no idea how to do it and V...
MTGM EXTRA! "King Babies?!"
Wed, 30 Mar 2022
What on Earth is "King Baby Syndrome"? Today, you'll find out! Also, it's almost time for Vogue to c...
Easter, Edibles & Publicity Stunts
Fri, 25 Mar 2022
It's FRIDAY! That means Vogue & Joanne are back with discussions about everything from easter bonnet...
MTGM EXTRA! "Giraffes Fighting!"
Wed, 23 Mar 2022
Joanne has a challenge for Vogue this week... Theodore's animal knowledge is spot on, but has Vogue ...
Trolls, Peacocks & Ugly Crustaceans
Fri, 18 Mar 2022
It's an animal-heavy episode this week, which asks... "Who doesn't want to see a mini horse?" Plus d...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Was Prepared..."
Wed, 16 Mar 2022
Every so often the MTGM inbox is landed with an email that almost defies belief... You're about to h...
Stage Invaders, Shaggy Walk & Showmance
Fri, 11 Mar 2022
It sounds as though things might have gotten out of hand at Joanne's gigs this week... Find out why!...
MTGM EXTRA! "Met Joanne's Mam!"
Wed, 09 Mar 2022
Vogue & Joanne caught up with some excellent emails this week, covering topics from cigarette butts ...
A Deck Shoe Life
Fri, 04 Mar 2022
What are your assumptions about Joanne & Vogue? That’s what you were asked this week… Find out t...
MTGM EXTRA! "WASTED At Joanne's Show..."
Wed, 02 Mar 2022
In the extra helping this week, we hear from one of you who got battered before seeing Joanne on tou...
Bintcoin, Business Accounts & Scatter Cushions
Fri, 25 Feb 2022
We've all felt the tension and anxiety this week, but MTGM is here to alleviate those feelings, wher...
MTGM EXTRA! “Posh Flutes.”
Wed, 23 Feb 2022
Don't forget that Vogue & Joanne are constantly on the lookout for your emails! This week, you've se...
This Shade of Green Is Not Nice On You
Fri, 18 Feb 2022
So who turned a shade of green and what are they jealous about? With the pod a little bit late this ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm A Real One For Sexy Music..."
Wed, 16 Feb 2022
It's your midweek therapy hit including unexpected soundtracks, jealousy and some dentures! With Joa...
Whale Toe, Frozen Eggs & A Pillow Castle
Fri, 11 Feb 2022
This week, Vogue raises awareness for an issue that you may not have heard much about… (or you mig...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Mother Made Me, I've Nothing To Hide."
Wed, 09 Feb 2022
It's time to get into that email inbox again and see what you've all been up to. This week, there's ...
Do You Know What That Driver Did?
Fri, 04 Feb 2022
They're back! Sure, it was only 2 weeks without them, but still! Find out all about Vogue's holiday ...
MTGM EXTRA! "The L Word..."
Wed, 19 Jan 2022
Here's your last fix until Season 3, but don't worry, it's not too long to wait! Vogue & Joanne will...
Sex Ban, Teletubbies & Getting "Pretty Woman-ed"
Fri, 14 Jan 2022
In the last episode for this season, (don't worry... There's an EXTRA episode on Wednesday and Seaso...
MTGM EXTRA! "Icks & Fricks!"
Wed, 12 Jan 2022
It's a week of polarising experiences this time... Joanne has got her act together, had her hair don...
Back On The Game
Fri, 07 Jan 2022
Hands up if you enjoy episodes where Joanne is so hungover that she won't put her camera on?! After ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Did A Wheelie."
Wed, 05 Jan 2022
Here's your first extra helping of the New Year, where Vogue & Joanne polish up the last parts of se...
No Leaves Left, A Soft Landing & A Massive Banana
Fri, 31 Dec 2021
They're back! After the plans for an episode over Christmas went up the wall, it's time to catch up ...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Secret Millionaire."
Wed, 22 Dec 2021
With only a few days before the festivities go wild, it's time for Joanne's Christmas Party. Of cour...
Howth: My Ass Is Now On My Shoulders
Fri, 17 Dec 2021
In the giddy week before the festive season goes probably mad (though Joanne reckons she won't do th...
MTGM EXTRA! "You Can Be Bossy Sometimes!"
Wed, 15 Dec 2021
It's time for the midweek hit! This time, Vogue & Joanne swap questions sent in by YOU and they have...
Fan Girl, Storm Barra & A Fake Wedding
Fri, 10 Dec 2021
Let's jump into this week's episode, where the storm has passed, the gifts have been regifted and we...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who Gives Bran Flakes To A One Night Stand?"
Wed, 08 Dec 2021
Come and get some EXTRA! This week, the emails tackle orbiting, "sign off" lines, thigh embarrassmen...
Madonna, Nigel & Vogue Getting Decked
Fri, 03 Dec 2021
Don't worry! Vogue is FINE. The decking was a long time ago. This week, Joanne is still on the apps ...
MTGM EXTRA! "PG: Pretty Good!"
Wed, 01 Dec 2021
There's a lot to wade through in the emails this week. First up it's all about whether she "went" or...
Begging, Bathing & A "Bean Bag Moon"
Fri, 26 Nov 2021
Vogue has got a BIG question for Joanne and the answer involves a lot of excited noises. There's din...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is Kim K Sound?"
Wed, 24 Nov 2021
OMG WHAT?! As has been promised for AGES now, you're finally getting an extra helping from Vogue & J...
"I Just Went"
Fri, 19 Nov 2021
There's another, particular word that needs striking from the record this week. Alternatives need to...
Cancellation, Solo Dining & An "Eye-Popping" Sofa
Fri, 12 Nov 2021
It's always a big week when Vogue has "put on a display" or "unveiled" something, so you can rest as...
Dumped Friends & The Worst News
Fri, 05 Nov 2021
What could "the worst news" possibly be and how bad is it?? Find out all about Vogue's recent announ...
The Cloud, The "Ick" & Goofing Off
Fri, 29 Oct 2021
This week, all is back to normal and everyone's happy. Vogue has an admission to make about what she...
Breakfast Chips, Bratwurst & The Omelette Station
Mon, 25 Oct 2021
Well she got back... Finally. Find out all about why there wasn't a podcast last week and why it was...
Elegance, Crystals & A Holiday Nightmare
Fri, 15 Oct 2021
Wait until you hear this one! Joanne's had a complete debacle of a holiday and Vogue is convinced th...
Water Slides, Turbo Tampons & Egg Porn
Fri, 08 Oct 2021
There's PLENTY to get your teeth into this week... Vogue & Joanne hugely disagree about how an egg s...
Pungent Teeth, Shark Encounters & "Hangxiety"
Thu, 30 Sep 2021
The episode is RIGHT ON TIME this week... It's just a shame that it's also way past Vogue's bedtime ...
Books, Bodies & A One Night Stand
Mon, 27 Sep 2021
After a bit of a false start on last weeks episode.... HERE IT IS! FINALLY! Vogue & Joanne reuni...
Buffet Breakfasts, Fish Myths & Face-Licking
Fri, 17 Sep 2021
This week, Joanne is in Dublin, debunking myths and Vogue is France, embarrassed about her teeth. Ge...
Big Feet, Burning The Candle & Being Called Karen
Fri, 10 Sep 2021
Here's some more! There's plenty to catch up on this week. Vogue's travelled here there and everywhe...
It's Just A Bit of Craic
Fri, 03 Sep 2021
THEY'RE BACK! IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 2!!! After a few weeks away, Vogue & Joanne are reunited (in ...
BONUS EPISODE: Top of The Topics
Fri, 27 Aug 2021
**NEW CONTENT** Before you think you've heard all of this before - have a listen to hear Vogue &...
BONUS EPISODE: All The Best Bits
Fri, 13 Aug 2021
We've all got our favourite Vogue & Joanne moments from the first 18 episodes, so why not relive...
Tombstone Teeth & A Stranger's Tipi
Fri, 30 Jul 2021
In the final episode of the series, (don't worry - they'll be back soon!) Vogue & Joanne catch u...
Golf Life, Ghosting & Joanne's First D*** Pic
Fri, 23 Jul 2021
These podcasts tend to cover a lot, but this week seems to take in even more than usual.... Clairvoy...
Where Are The WAGs?
Fri, 16 Jul 2021
A question that someone ought to have posed when all of this football business got underway a month ...
A Wide Gait
Fri, 09 Jul 2021
Vogue & Joanne were at the champagne over the weekend, so you know this will be a good one! Joan...
Champagne Broccoli & Horse Philosophy
Fri, 02 Jul 2021
If you've listened for this long, you might think you know what to expect, but this week, Joanne has...
Nightmare Flight, Deck Chair Dress & A New Head
Fri, 25 Jun 2021
It's time for us to find out more about those sandals, right? All in good time! First, discover why ...
Paddling Pools, Canned Wine & Bargains
Fri, 18 Jun 2021
EVERYONE loves a bargain. It doesn't matter who you are. This week there are bargains aplenty, plus,...
Beep-Beep
Fri, 11 Jun 2021
This week, find out how difficult it is to get rid of Joanne at a house party, what Vogue's been up ...
Kettles, Tennis & The Bucket List
Fri, 04 Jun 2021
Have you made a bucket list yet? Give it some thought as you hear Vogue & Joanne's heavily contr...
Riders & Riding
Fri, 28 May 2021
It's no overstatement to say that Joanne has BIG news. Suffice to say it's been a good week. Meanwhi...
Ass Work, Gout & Cancel Culture
Fri, 21 May 2021
Joanne has been to see another specialist, but what is it this time? There's also Vogue's Spoofer of...
Toilet Mushrooms, Napping & Mistaken Identity
Fri, 14 May 2021
What even is a toilet mushroom? Listen and find out! This week, Vogue & Joanne take on everythin...
An Explosive Personality In The Kitchen
Fri, 07 May 2021
Vogue & Joanne are back with another set of confessions that they'll soon wish they'd never made...
A Pheasant, A Flamingo & A Lobster
Fri, 30 Apr 2021
From the title alone, you can see that this weeks episode contains everything you could possibly nee...
Sage, Yogurt & Regenerating Pizza
Fri, 23 Apr 2021
It's likely that you are in one of two camps when it comes to 'sage-ing' and Vogue & Joanne are ...
An Unprecedented Act of Chivalry
Fri, 16 Apr 2021
Find out what happened when Joanne slid into Wayne Lineker's DM's and why on earth she did it. Maybe...
Cheap Dates, Child Stars & Mummy MOT
Fri, 09 Apr 2021
Get Vogue & Joanne's take on cheap dates, going Dutch, who should pay and when. They've also pai...
Red Flags, Goody Bags & Why Joanne Was Ghosted
Fri, 02 Apr 2021
This is it! Episode 1 and the full explanation of why and how Joanne's therapist ghosted her. That's...
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Thu, 25 Mar 2021
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