Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
An almost Halloween Special, Lily Allen and The Louvre
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In what is pretty much the Halloween Special Joanne and Vogue have a spooky midlife crisis', unpick ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He might like to try pegging..."
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's one of THOSE Wednesday episodes, where an email has come in that needs no introduction... It's ...
In with The Beckhams, Man Thrown Out & A Kardashian Up Close
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's always a lot to catch up on, but especially so after a two week break... Joanne's tour conti...
Introducing Unlikely Friends - A brand new podcast! - Unlikely Friends
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello you beauties! Because we know you love My Therapist Ghosted Me so much, we thought you might l...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'd sell my story."
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are on a little break... But only until October 24th! Until then, here's some cha...
Oasis II, Rapture & A Fridge
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue had a big week. She was off to see the Gallagher lads again and it turns out she's a big film ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Cork in the eighties..."
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So many amazing stories about running away, or ending up on the wrong flight back in the 80s and 90s...
Auntie Joanna, Teeth & Bestiality (Again)
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's some VERY exciting news, IF you live in the UK (sorry non-uk listeners!) Plus, where will me...
MTGM EXTRA! "My ex still niggles at me..."
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How often do your exes turn up in your thoughts? Do you mind it? This weeks emailer has had about en...
Seat 1A, Bunking Off & A Sexy Priest
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Has the world not moved on from sexy priests? Absolutely not... Plus, an epic story of two young Iri...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Mum is quite judgemental..."
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just to flag for your emotional wellbeing... Vogue says Winnie isn't well. Oh nooo! On a brighter no...
Sleeves, Spoilers & Saints
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR UNKNOWN NUMBER: THE HIGH SCHOOL CATFISH! Apparently there's a new...
MTGM EXTRA! "Weaponised incompetence."
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's tour is officially underway! That means she'll be joining the MTGM studio from hotel rooms ...
Austin Butler, Cardi B & Dream Catchers
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cardi B, the meme sensation, has just won her court case - so the girls chime in. Plus they decide i...
MTGM EXTRA! "She's back in touch..."
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We all hoped she'd get back in touch and she's BACK IN TOUCH. The woman who was ghosted after 5 and ...
Mad Frogs, Samantha Mumba & The Plague
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Check your calendars and no, it isn't Vogue's ACTUAL birthday for a bit yet, but it's a big one and ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is this the ULTIMATE ghosting?"
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
For consideration this week: Online comments, pigtails, hair regrowth, Vogue's birthday and a man th...
Oasis Afterparty, 5am Jolt & Good Journalism
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for a post-Oasis debrief... Did anybody see the clip on Insta? Vogue did and she wants ans...
MTGM EXTRA! "In support of Vogue..."
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the day this episode was recored, for Vogue at least, it was OASIS DAY!! But why was Joanne so de...
The Boffice, Saturday Night & Mariah Carey
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's a 'boffice'? Step into Joanne's and she'll explain. Plus, WHAT was going on in Leeds when Vog...
MTGM EXTRA! "Ghosted after HOW long?!"
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's the longest two people have been together before one ghosted the other? This weeks emailer mi...
Bonnie Blue, Aliens & The Man Who Slipped On The Ice
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you aren't Irish, you may not be familiar with the man who slipped on the ice. Give it a quick lo...
MTGM EXTRA! "I can't!"
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's happened. It happens every time and it's happened again. Vogue has now spent enough time in Spa...
Gladiators, Labubu & Soo-Chi
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue is VERY excited for what she's doing this week and with good reason. Joanne needs persuading w...
MTGM EXTRA! "Last night, I had a dream..."
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has a very delicate topic to bring up, which may cause some shock. But has she got a point? V...
Jojo Siwa, Curly Blow & Sticklebacks
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are lots of very serious topics to talk about, so Vogue & Joanne are getting straight in. ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Valuable travel information..."
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks emailer has some sage advice for anyone thinking of visiting Dubai... You need to know th...
Spain, Wimbledon & Glastonbury
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Like they were never away... Vogue & Joanne return with so much to talk about. How many times di...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Priest shushed me!"
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Before Vogue & Joanne head on a short break (don't worry, they're back on July 18th!) they neede...
We need a break from each other...
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a ropey start to the final main episode... Joanne's tech is not tech-ing and Vogue is still ins...
MTGM EXTRA! "WTF happened to Culture Corner?!"
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's barge life continues and Vogue is back in London, coping with the heat and worrying about s...
The Barge, Doja Cat & Clones
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the end, Joanne ended up with better Wi-Fi on 'the barge' than anywhere else she stayed during he...
MTGM EXTRA! "No pants... No nothing."
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The phrase of the week this week is "making chicken soup out of chicken s***." Joanne will explain. ...
Parties in Puglia, Pronouncing Puglia & Pitbull
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has been burning the candle at both ends. After a heavy weekend and one of the world's best p...
MTGM EXTRA! "He wants a break. I haven't slept."
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne dialling in from Amsterdam, it's time for a couple more excellent emails... This time ab...
Joanne In Europe, Kelly Osbourne & 40th Plans
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue doesn't turn 40 until October, but that doesn't mean she's not WAY down the track on plans to ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..."
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue wastes no times with a big hitting question this week. Does anybody REALLY like bananas? Once ...
Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If you hadn't heard... Vogue wrote a book! Well, now - that book is out and she's even been on a (mi...
MTGM EXTRA! "I text him: Do you want to die alone?"
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne and Vogue profess their love for David Attenborough this week - but we all love him, don't we...
Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's important to 'do' things. Get out there! DO things. That's how Vogue & Joanne feel anyway. ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Text fighting... Don't do it. That's just one of the lessons this week... Plus, Twitter isn't the pl...
School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We're headed straight down to nostalgia corner this week, recalling all the things from school you'd...
MTGM EXTRA! "He hadn't mentioned going for a massage..."
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Men's brains and women's brains are different. In this episode, MTGM investigates exactly that. Plus...
Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "My husband went pale..."
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Money is funny... Joanne is right. Money can make people behave quite oddly and this weeks email has...
DIY, Conclave & Trolls
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whi...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did...
The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was the reddest flag."
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
So, what's happened this week? Topshop is back, Pat has given up golf, the email is MAD and amazing ...
Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, gettin...
MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue is back from St Bartholomew, and Joanne is back from NYC. In this jet-lagged episode, they dis...
Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
After a two-week podcast hiatus, Vogue and Joanne are back - broadcasting live from the gl...
MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies ...
The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue witnessed a robbery at London Zoo - and a man petting the goats alone. Also, Joanne is going t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she w...
Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Chelsea Handler + Sharon Horgan 4EVA! <3Joanne asks Vogue who her dream mentor would be, and toge...
MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to ...
Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps...
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whethe...
Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracke...
MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that ...
Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY go...
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered wit...
MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the...
God Bless...
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did...
MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justi...
Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's no...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics a...
Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. M...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fanc...
TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge ac...
MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in ...
Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find o...
MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows ...
Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Jo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for lo...
MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied ...
MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it ...
No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's getting to the business end of things with Vogue on the Christmas special of Strictly Come Danc...
Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Jo...
Treating Myself
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she ru...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, a disturbing tale from Vogue's childhood where she tickled an unnamed victim until they c...
Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue is offering her DIY services to Joanne this week, but never mind OOO, Joanne is just "O". If y...
MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, we catch up with Joanne in Cork, the morning after she'd been out galavanting with everyo...
Brat, AI & Peanut The Squirrel
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, there's just too much to get through. What CAN'T AI do? Who is Peanut? Why are people tal...
MTGM EXTRA! "Love at first sight... For me."
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
So, Joanne is back from the States for a christening and Vogue can't believe what she's hearing. Plu...
Chatting On The Plane, Halloween & Being On Call
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has traded New York City for Los Angeles, she's living her best life and Vogue is back in How...
MTGM EXTRA! "A big fat crush."
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Still in New York, Joanne has made new friends and it sounds like she's never coming home. Back on t...
Colin Farrell, Condoms & The Subway
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After this many years of talking about him on the podcast, it was going to happen sooner or later......
MTGM EXTRA! "My friends all say conflicting things..."
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... SHOCK... Joanne has lost something in NYC, but what is it and how important could it be...
Megalopolis, Catwalks & A Very Long Tongue
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's time in Washington D.C is nearly up and it's time for her to head back to New York City, be...
MTGM EXTRA! "We shouldn't be together."
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So that's it... The North American shows are done! Vogue is back in the UK and Joanne has stayed on ...
Glowing, Lost Luggage & The Underbite
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SO, we're travelling back in time since the bonus on Wednesday... Stay with it... Vogue is about to ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Cards on the table... Let's get real."
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So try and get this into your mind... This bonus was recorded AFTER the episode that you will eventu...
Amalfi, Gen Z & Charity
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Picture this... Vogue is on a balcony on the Amalfi coast, Joanne is in her flat in London... But th...
MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thoughts turn to rebounds this week. Is it good to have one? Be one? Can anything come out of one? P...
Hoof Shoes, Cuffing Auditions & #TeamRuth
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know if you hear your friend sing a bit and you go "oh my god that was amazing..." Well, listen ...