If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she would have gotten one years ago! Plus, Vogue reads a question about liking an ex's Facebook message from 13 years ago.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What happens when Joanne calls for champagne?
Chapter 2: How do Joanne and Vogue celebrate St. Patrick's Day?
I'll have a glass of champagne if you'll... Bring the champagne!
Sorry, sorry. This is why I need to get married. If I didn't realise marriage also involves screaming at your husband to bring you champagne. If I'd known that I would have done it years ago. I'll tell you what happened.
I... Is there anyone there? I feel like you must have figured out a way to like get wine from the fridge with your eyes. You're so good at it now.
Do you know what I need? Do you know what I actually need? One of those robotic hoovers that I can just strap a little shelf, like a little drinks trolley to it.
I've already looked it up. They have one in Purple Dragon. Sorry to bring it up again. It's a little robot and it collects trays and the robot is set up to go around to those tables. They're something like 20 grand though. 20 grand.
Yes. Listen, I like a drink. Not that much.
Get yourself one of those Dyson hoovers that goes around and does the hoovering for you. Exactly. But then you'd have to go and get the drink to strap it to the top. But if you made one drink, then you could get the other drink. I need a drink because I had a two hour bare strategy call. Then I had a podcast with Amber. Then I was recording my audio book and now I'm here.
So I've done a lot of talking. So tell me about the film.
Well, yeah, well, you just, you just interrupted me to tell me that you've done too much talking by talking. I think you take it from here. You need less skittles. That's what I think is your problem. And some sort of transcendental meditation. I went to see a film last night by a filmmaker, Irish filmmaker called Sinead O'Shea.
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Chapter 3: What shocking story do they discuss about a YouTube mother?
I think bodies, like 54 hours with a dead body, that's going to smell. I don't think it would smell after 54 hours. It would definitely smell after 54 hours. It would stink. Are you sure? In the boiling hot heat. It'd be like baking. It'd be slowly cooking. Oh God.
Yeah, no, that's not, that's not ideal now. Yeah, like a bit of Febreze.
Yeah, I thought you got diseases from bodies. Anyway, terrible story. I'm not going to start. I want to enjoy my night, so let's not get too much into the dead.
We're sorry to hear you went through that. But, you know, stop making it about yourself. A woman died.
Dead right. Thank you all so much for listening.
Your sister's going to prison, Kim. Stop taking selfies. Yeah, no, that's terrible.
I would say she actually had a lovely death. When you think about the rocking of a train, like you'd just be rocked to death.
Yeah, it's like being back in the womb.
Yeah. That's it, John. Thanks everyone for listening.
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