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My Therapist Ghosted Me

MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"

Wed, 26 Mar 2025

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News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies help a listener whose fiancé looks like the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Season of MTGM will be back on Friday, 11th April 2025Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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Chapter 1: What is the bonus episode about?

2.506 - 16.917 Vogue Williams

This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally.

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Chapter 2: Who did Joanne meet on the Jonathan Ross show?

17.298 - 39.038 Joanne McNally

Did you just get the nails done? I got the nails done because I was doing the Jonathan Ross show last night. And who was on it with you? Well, oh, what a lineup. Go on. She says about herself. No, I'm joking. I'm removing myself from this. I'm not being like, Well, weren't they lucky to have me? So, line up was, Jonathan was there. Oh yeah, of course. Would you believe? Yeah.

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39.258 - 41.059 Joanne McNally

Turns out he's fully involved in his own show.

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41.579 - 42.84 Vogue Williams

10 out of 10 for Jonathan. We love him.

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42.86 - 48.524 Joanne McNally

Yeah. No notes. Stephen Fry, who I've wanted to meet all my life.

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Chapter 3: What was the reaction to meeting Stephen Fry?

48.724 - 50.125 Vogue Williams

That's really cool.

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50.365 - 67.264 Joanne McNally

Stephen is a Joyce-arian and I mean, I know I don't. screaming from the rooftops about it, but I would say the American term is major in Ulysses in my degree in English. So I whipped that out of the bag with Stephen Fry. He was not expecting that. I was like, Ulysses? I've had it twice, mate.

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68.144 - 77.81 Vogue Williams

From the girl in the vinyl trousers. I'm assuming you were wearing vinyl trousers. I was wearing a backless slutty jumpsuit with disco buns.

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77.87 - 104.977 Joanne McNally

He was not expecting me to take him on over James Joyce. So that was fun. Yeah. Who else? Come on. I was like, I was like, Blame's Day. Been there three times, buddy. It was like, it was the whole thing was gone. Youngblood, that lad. Yeah. Sexy vibe. Great guy, loads of energy, little rock and roll star. Big Zoo, who I have, the last time I did Jonathan, I was on Big Zoo also. So that was nice.

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105.077 - 121.182 Joanne McNally

Kind of a 180. Has a cookery show coming out with his brother. Very sound guy. Oh, and the piece de la resistance. Oh, yeah. Amy Lou Wood. No. I'm sorry, Vogue, but yes.

Chapter 4: How did Joanne become best friends with Aimee Lou Wood?

121.202 - 123.985 Vogue Williams

Oh, did you make best friends with her for us?

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124.305 - 125.766 Joanne McNally

I did. Stop.

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126.006 - 126.987 Vogue Williams

Did you go out with her after?

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127.007 - 127.648 Joanne McNally

I did.

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128.148 - 130.31 Vogue Williams

Stop. You're actually best friends.

130.811 - 135.815 Joanne McNally

We're best friends. In fact, Vogue, I have some bad news for you, but you're out and she's in.

136.283 - 146.193 Vogue Williams

Oh yeah, don't worry. I've been expecting. We're starting a podcast called... Fuck You Vogue. Have you been listening to Fuck You Vogue? It's really good.

148.738 - 155.807 Joanne McNally

Oh my God. Have you downloaded the latest episode of Go Fuck Yourself, Vogue Williams? Because it's a podcast on me and Amy Liu and what we're doing together.

157.97 - 164.398 Vogue Williams

I love that episode of what the fuck does Vogue Williams even do? Yes. Does she even do anything? No job.

Chapter 5: What are the latest updates on Joanne and Vogue's celebrity encounters?

176.344 - 181.006 Vogue Williams

Where did you go? Like, we need this. Come on. This is great Friday goss.

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181.467 - 202.154 Joanne McNally

This is why I still have two disco buns kind of half hanging out the back of my head under the personal glasses on. I was like, shots! And you can see Amy being like, oh God, you're a shot girl. Oh no. Oh no. I don't really know you as a shot girl. It's just when you get to a point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a new thing I'm trying. It might stick, it might not. I don't know. What kind of shots?

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202.894 - 211.137 Joanne McNally

Anything. Oh no, Joanne. Could be fucking toilet water. I don't care. I just want the... I just love the sense of occasion that a shot brings.

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211.377 - 228.872 Vogue Williams

You should have left that show, you stupid bitch, and said, Vogue, Vogue, I'm going out with Amy Liu. And I would have said, you know what, Joanne, I'm in my pyjamas, but I'll get changed and come out. But no, not a sniff. And I'm telling you, when I meet someone real good and real famous, I'm going to say, I'm going to actually get their phone and block you.

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229.112 - 233.136 Joanne McNally

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, fair, fair. And she's a huge fan of the podcast.

233.866 - 234.407 Vogue Williams

Oh, fab.

234.787 - 236.369 Joanne McNally

No, I'm joking. She's never heard of it.

236.389 - 244.159 Vogue Williams

Okay. I did think that was a bit far-fetched. Yeah. So tell us where you went. I want to know what establishment you went to. Where does Amy Lou drink?

244.179 - 251.148 Joanne McNally

That is the least of our worries, Vogue. The point is that me and Amy Lou Wood are best friends and I don't know how you're going to handle it, but you're going to have to figure it out.

Chapter 6: What are the plans for Vogue's upcoming holiday?

253.703 - 259.852 Joanne McNally

Do you know what as well? What? What? I'm a huge White Lotus fan. Huge.

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260.112 - 265.841 Vogue Williams

OK, I've actually... You're probably scared her off then. I think she won't. Text her. Text her there and see if she writes back.

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266.246 - 281.936 Joanne McNally

I kept my chill. Well, I woke up this morning and she's now following me on Instagram. So I don't know. I don't know what you want to do with that vocal. God damn it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be the bearer of awful tragic news for you. That is like I'm not. Do you know what? I'm not even happy for you. No. No, I'm not. I won. You lost. I'm jealous.

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282.016 - 287.479 Joanne McNally

Now it's your turn to go out into the world and bring us back someone famous and sound because I'm out here. I'm flat out doing it.

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287.8 - 293.043 Vogue Williams

I can't even think you I could. I can't top that. OK, fine. OK, who could I who could I bring back?

293.343 - 298.046 Joanne McNally

Well, you did a very thirsty shout out for Sharon Horgan and we haven't heard anything from her.

298.066 - 304.871 Vogue Williams

Sorry, I love that you just threw the thirst at me. I did, yeah. Because she hasn't come back at us. You're like, Vogue can take that shame.

307.632 - 314.337 Joanne McNally

If she'd come in, I'd be like, it was gas the way we did a call out for Sharon Horgan to come into our lives. But she didn't come in. So I'm like, oh, Vogue.

318.923 - 338.753 Vogue Williams

Oh dear. Well, Joanne, I don't know if you remember, but next week I'm going on holidays to St. Barrett's, a celebrity full of bursting at the seams, full of celebrities over there. I'm going to go and hang out with Paul McCartney. I've seen him in the waves. In the waves of the sea, I've seen him there. From the Beatles. Paul McCartney. That's the level I'm going at. Who cares?

Chapter 7: What house did Vogue view and why does she want it?

426.368 - 441.736 Joanne McNally

You'd be tagging yourself in the fucking Battersea coffee shop, whatever that place is, with Tina and Demi and I'd be like... That little bitch. Don't worry, that is coming, my friend. That is coming. And I'd be in an Uber in minus 30 seconds.

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442.076 - 446.339 Vogue Williams

What do you think I just 11-11'd? Will you wait, bitch?

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448.62 - 456.266 Joanne McNally

I'd be like, she's down there in Battersea Park with Demi Moore and The Substance and she didn't even ring me. And now she's going to live forever. What?

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457.079 - 464.347 Vogue Williams

Joanne refuses to call Battersea Battersea. She has to call it Battersea. Battersea. Battersea. Anyway, anyway, I have news, Joanne.

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464.547 - 471.455 Joanne McNally

I have actual news. Apart from being best friends with Amy Lewitt. Okay. Sure. Try. Try if you want. Try and have news.

475.599 - 475.98 Vogue Williams

I hope.

478.482 - 485.049 Vogue Williams

And there's no coming back from it. I love that, like, you know that that is possibly something that could happen.

485.149 - 495.356 Joanne McNally

I'll just sit back and relax and wait for you to ruin it. I might send a little box of champagne up to Duance. Maybe a bag of edibles. Enjoy that for the afternoon, Joanne.

495.536 - 507.511 Vogue Williams

Yeah. Oh my God, Joanne. Enjoy yourself. You love chocolate. Try this mushroom chocolate. No, we'll do nothing. No, that's just what it's called. You'll love it. You'll love it. And then I'll mail Amy Lou later on and be like, listen, I'm really sorry about my friend.

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