The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge accusation flying around on TikTok, the queue for Bonnie, more cheating husbands (always), Vogue's dry January fail and whose rating is better on WikiFeet.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What are the podcast's main themes this week?
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Thank you.
Yes, there she is. Looking great. I enjoyed your latest Instagram post.
Thank you so much. Did a little half a thirst trap. It was kind of an accident. It was an accidental thirst trap. One of the lads just kind of captured me with the face mask on. But there is a bit of bosom there. And I went, sure, we'll lash it up and see what happens.
That's like my accidental one when I was just on the slopes in my swimsuit, like complete, you wouldn't believe it. I was just going out, I was minding my own business. It was just a candid moment. Yeah. Just a candid moment. Hang on, the mountains look right behind you, let me get the shot.
And I was like, no, don't be silly. Don't be silly. I don't like that. It was only after I posed that I realised that both my nipples were incredibly erect. Yes, I am.
And then I was like, oh, my God, stop. I'm in a swimsuit. I didn't even notice.
Oh, well, you know, I still sometimes kind of check in on that Instagram account. It's like irrelevant captions. Where they're with girls or boys posting like really sexy photos and the most, like not even an attempt of a segue. Like, do you know what I mean? It could be like pro world peace post or something just ludicrous. And it's just her ass looking fantastic. I love it. I'm here for it.
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Chapter 2: How does Joanne feel about her Instagram posts?
Oh no, like I always click into them. They know what they're doing and I'm like, oh, hang on, I can't miss this post. Where is it?
But that's what I mean. It's like, is anyone's content like that interesting or that urgent or that we're all just sitting there frothing going, oh my God, what did Carol post to the grid? I don't know. I judge it a little bit. Sorry. Do you know what I mean?
Like, I don't know. I just, I enjoy it. Like any kind of food picture, like I'll always watch your stories when they pop up because I'm like, what's she doing with herself now? What has she done? What has she done?
I'm very tame over here. Now, yeah. Well, no, actually I'm not. Do you know what happened? It's exactly how I holiday at all times. I have the greatest of intentions at the start. I actually booked a personal trainer when I got here. How many times do you think I've seen him? How many times do you think I've seen Abigail? Twice. Twice. Lower than that. Once? How many times? Lower again.
Not a single time. My two housemates have gone down to... Sorry, Evelyn, not Abigail. My two housemates have gone down to train with Evelyn this morning.
They've taken my spot. That wouldn't even...
Well, I'm going to get back on it. I just, as I do tend to lose my shit on holidays, I was trying to put some boundaries in place. You know the way, and sometimes if you do things, it's good for your head. Like, oh, okay, I'm in, that's, I'm going to do that for my body now over here. I'm not going to just completely fuck it up and go home with a Chernobyl level nuclear liver.
I was like, no, no, no, no, let's keep a lid on things. But as I say, me and Evelyn have not yet crossed paths.
Well, listen, do you know what? All I can say is, and I'll always have your back, you've made contact, which is more than most people do. So you've made contact. And have you even rented a car? You're walking up and down to the beach every day with your little wine in your hand. And that's fine. Balance.
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