Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics are live and the pod is recording. WHY NOT?! Plus, a devilishly sweet revenge story and a troubling email from a girl with some very legitimate concerns. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the bonus episode about?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me, the bonus episode with myself, Vogue Williams, and herself, Joanne McNally. Excuse me, Joe. Excuse me. We were right in the middle of a conversation.
We're catching up. I'd hate to get in the way of a conversation. I haven't spoken to her since this morning.
You're just there with your fucking hair, looking at us, judging us and telling us what to do. We don't appreciate it.
You let me know when you're ready.
Have you noticed that I've put my hair in a ponytail? I'm thrilled at myself.
I did, actually. Have you noticed I'm going grey?
No.
No.
Have you any greys, Joe?
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Chapter 2: What awkward moment happened on the train?
Chapter 3: What is the significance of grey hair in dating?
Have you noticed that I've put my hair in a ponytail? I'm thrilled at myself.
I did, actually. Have you noticed I'm going grey?
No.
No.
Have you any greys, Joe?
No, I check every single morning, but no, not yet.
Do you? Because women are attracted to power, success, wisdom, age, all that shit, it doesn't bother us as much, whereas men are drawn to fertility. So if you have grey hair, their brain starts ticking and they're like, this woman isn't fertile. So it stands against us, but it adds to them because they're like, oh, we're like, oh, they have more resources because they're old and grey.
Well, I like old and grey.
You know that director who just died, David Lynch?
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Chapter 4: How do urinary habits affect travel?
Chapter 5: What is the impact of age on attraction?
Well, I like old and grey.
You know that director who just died, David Lynch?
yeah everyone's mad about him they're all posting about him he has his full grey hair like Joe and he's absolutely like right up my street it's sexy on men life is but not on women life is viciously unfair Joe have you anything to say about that sorry the discrepancy between the genders have you anything to say bloody sexism if you ask me mate good man Joe what's the meaning of life do you believe in God Joe do you believe in God no not really no not day to day
What do you think happens when you die? Apart from you losing your hair.
Let us know.
Go on. I think you probably have a few moments of sort of thinking back through everything, seeing how it went. And maybe there's a moment or two of sort of euphoria. Jesus, Joe, hurry up with it.
And then you're done and that's it. You don't do anything.
Jo, that was really long-winded. We'll have to edit that down. Anyway, Vogue, back to yourself and myself.
Back to us. Christ alive. Don't let him have the mic. Well, you wouldn't believe what's happened to me since this morning.
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Chapter 6: What are red flags in relationships?
I have to say, I'd need some real fact checks on that there because I just, I don't, I don't know if that's true now. I have to be honest.
Honest to God. I don't like to. Were you there? I know. Pressed you my authority. I'm telling you now. I'm telling you now. So Google that shit. These women disappeared. It was a, it was a, it was a, it was an epidemic. Women in the 80s when Lilo's were invented, women were lying down, trying to tan, falling asleep, drifted out, never seen again.
Oh yeah, the internet's just full of headlines drifting out to sea, lifeboat deployed to rescue person drifting out to sea. Yeah, it's happening all the time.
It's so creepy.
I'm deeply sorry about that, deeply.
Imagine us floating to death. Honestly, it makes me feel sick. Anyway, go on. Emails. Let's go.
Okay. You can either have, is he a red flag or Grindr drama?
Ooh. Ooh. Let's go Grindr drama. Because he is a red flag. So that's answered. Let's go Grindr drama. And so is she. He is a red flag.
Yes. And I'm marrying him immediately.
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Chapter 7: How do personal experiences shape perspectives?
Yeah, fair. That's fair. Like, that's a smart observation. If you had not seen that at this stage, I'd be like, another red flag for you is that you're fucking blind. I am disorganized. And you are highly organized. So my disorganization is, like, highlighted compared to you.
Us, split in the middle, would be the perfect woman.
It's Jo. Jo.
all split in the middle is literally drow okay I'm glad we got through that part of our relationship without fighting but but you know what I would you know what I will say though as I know you're like highly um what would you say highly charged what's what's the word when they're like um sorry I guess I think as someone like yourself who's like as organized as you are and I'm gonna you know you're
very you like control you're very organized and me who's someone who is so unorganized that the fact that we don't actually scrap more is shocking to me but it actually says a lot about relationships you should go for somebody who's not like imagine I was with a hyper organized person I'd actually be really probably quite upset because I'd like well what can I organize because you've already organized you've taken my skill and used it now I've got nothing to do
Vogue, if we were going out, I'd be buried in the patio at least by six months at the start. She'd fucking murder me.
no what I do is no your your side of the bed would be full of shit because what I would do is I pick up all I would pick up all your stuff and I just put it on your side of the bed so you'd have nowhere you'd have to sleep on the floor because then I'd be trying to get you to put it away that's how I get the kids to tidy I'm like I wouldn't go to bed because I'm like I can't go down there again like it's I just I can't fake it anymore because I'd be on the couch
Excuse me, I'd be like, I don't want her anywhere near me until she gets one of those goofy nails.
If someone had told me her vagina's as big as her mouth, I would never have gotten involved. I don't have the time or the tongue to do this. It's a shit show.
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