There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied in the end and it was back to business. WHAT has happened with Barry & Sabrina, why are people mad for the hot assassin and will Joanne's Christmas present war ever end? If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What gifts did Joanne and Vogue exchange for Christmas?
And I saw a message going, that is the most violent unboxing. And I was like, I know. I looked back. I was like, it was quite aggressive. Like I grab and tear and rip and stuff. I'm quite feral with presents.
As you were in my house today, you'll have seen, I told Spenny, he was like, I'd like to get you something smung up for Christmas because he's got me my big Christmas present because I basically wanted my Christmas and birthday present together because there was a ring that I wanted. And so he got me that and he's like, I need to get you like a couple of little bits.
And I was like, go into Ghani and just like get me a top or something. Yeah. He went into Ghani and like, it's really nice of him, but like, I haven't even gone through the stuff. Like those three bags, he came back with three bags. He's gotten me a faux leopard jacket. He's gotten me leopard knee high boots. He's gotten me a leopard bag.
He also got me a leopard jumper and two pairs of leopard jeans. And I'm like, do you think I'm fucking Kat Slater? Like, why are you bringing all this leopard stuff up? Like three bags of leopard are sitting over there. I was like, I can't have that.
That much lappers? Well, and now I've just bought you a lapper print. You're just giving out of my lapper. I'm sitting here in your lapper print present. You've no one to blame but yourself, folk. They're the vibes you put out. They're the vibes.
I've just put out leopard. That's all I can wear from now on only. It's just leopard. Everyone's just buying me leopard.
I have to say, I think leopard print has definitely had its day. And I know, again, I am sitting here in a leopard print raincoat. This kind of feels a bit cooler because it's North Face, but I am kind of, I am done with leopard print. It's like culottes. Things just run its course and then I want to move on.
Did you ever wear a pair of culottes? I cannot imagine you in a pair of culottes.
Back in the day when things were, when culottes were piping hot, I had a ton of culottes. Of course I did. I was a fashion child. I liked fashion.
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Chapter 2: Why is Vogue upset about her gift situation?
Yeah. He was like, I'll just do what I need to do. And they were like, he's going to kind of lean into the grave. And they didn't know what he was going to do. And he's like, just let me do what I need to do.
And he just... How quiet do you think everybody on the crew was when they cut in that scene? LAUGHTER
It was quite an uncomfortable watch as well, to be fair.
I was gasping. I was like, I had my hands over my mouth and I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I saw him kind of go to unbuckle his jeans and I was like, he's not going to ride that. Oh my God, he's riding the grave. It's happening. He's riding the grave. I mean, epic, epic, iconic. We love you, Barry. Yeah, he is fantastic.
Poor Barry. I do feel bad for him.
You keep riding that mud. And also, Sabrina, you've also lost out. I remember I went to a therapist once when I was heartbroken over a guy and I was just all about how sad I was about losing him. And she was like, do you not think he's lost something in losing you? And I was like, oh my God, I never considered that. So I hope that helps, Barry. I hope that helps.
There was a man called Brian Thompson and he was shot point blank in the back of the head. He worked for... He was the CEO of United Healthcare. And basically this man came up behind him and shot him in the back of the head. And this man is now all over the internet known as the hot assassin because he is very good looking. Yeah, he is very good looking. And an assassin. And an assassin. Yeah.
But people are like literally going so crazy over him. Like I saw that thing... where his solicitor, his lawyer was saying, I'm not accepting fans to pay my legal fees. Like he's going to have to pay the legal fees. I'm not accepting money off people I don't know. Like people are trying to pay the hot assassins legal fees for him.
So there was a photo of him when he
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