Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the opportunity to do the annual test of whether or not Joanne can correctly remember Otto's birthday. Plus, the American woman in Pakistan and a party boy who goes off grid for 24 hours at a time. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me Yet Again. It is I, Jerome McNally, yet again with Joe Attywell once more and Vogue Williams. The way the light's kind of hitting you there, Joe, you look like you've had a full head of highlights. Yes.
He looks like he's just watched the boys on documentary himself.
Everybody. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
That's not boys.
Sorry. Sorry.
Joe, why don't you part it down the middle and give yourself some curtains? Curtains.
They're all the same, those bands.
They're all the same. I might fancy you actually don't do the curtains. No, I might fancy you don't do it. Don't do it.
When I was a teenager, do you remember the kind of the rat haircut that the young lads had? So they'd have it shaved at the back and then they'd have this incredibly long, it was like shaved all over in that long fringe. Oh my God, I couldn't control myself.
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Chapter 2: What Christmas presents are discussed?
Oh, I thought you were talking about an actual rat's tail. Do you not remember people had the little rat's tail down the back? Do you remember that? Yeah. Yes, of course I do. I still like that.
Me and Vogue were just chatting because I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit behind on my gift giving. I've gathered a collection of gifts here for Vogue. I have her Christmas presents, which I still haven't delivered. I have a little handbag for Gigi that I bought in Cape Town. A little plastic bag full of, full of shirt basically.
She's going to love that.
And then I, and then I sent a present ahead of time. I sent a present directly to Vogue in case, for Otto, in case it got stolen by our postal thief. And so I need to go down and basically receive all the kudos for giving these gifts. The problem is I don't have something for Otto. So I was hoping to do it when he's out with his friends.
No, Theodore, you don't have something for Theodore.
Oh, sorry, the other one, the other one. No wonder you forgot to get him a kid.
Just one of them.
Just that other one. He's that other one that we don't really, I have nothing to do with him really. He's very independent now.
Can I just say though, that is like a really nice thing to even think of because my auntie Naomi would come to my house every, Because she loves St. Vincent de Paul. So we give her all our stuff to bring St. Vincent de Paul. When she's there, she'll buy something for the kids. Weirdly, it's like they never have anything for Theodore. And she'll come up to the house.
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Chapter 3: What happened with the American woman in Pakistan?
Chapter 4: What are the highlights of Otto's birthday?
What I will say is you could pop them in the wash. You can get this white remover thing. As the queen of washing. It's white remover. You only put it in the wash. It's not hard. And if you want to wash all colours like that together, you get like a colour catcher. Come on. Come on.
Had I known? Had I known? I was contaminating the wash with a pair of fluorescent pink shorts. Do you not think I would have put a fucking colour catcher in? Of course I would. I'm in my 40s. I know. You're in your 40s and you're putting bright pink shorts in with white stuff? Do you know what I'd love to know? How do lads get away with this shit? I have never once seen a lad separate his colours.
Never once. Joe, have you frozen or are you just that shocked? No, he's frozen. Oh, is he? I'm desperately trying to get my head around this American woman in Pakistan. Have you seen this story?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was I talking to you about it or was that Amber I was talking to about it?
It must have been Amber because someone only sent it to me last night and I haven't spoken to you.
It was Hadley. Hadley told me about it.
That she's going to clean up Pakistan. There's an American woman who met a man online, a Pakistani man. So she was going to marry. So she's now in Pakistan. He's ghosted her. I think he's like 19 or something. She's left her family in America, her kids and her husband and all. And now she's... in Pakistan demanding money to tidy up Pakistan. They're giving her press conferences.
I don't know why they're giving her so much airtime. They've tried to get her to leave. She won't leave. I didn't know that was an option. I didn't know you could just refuse to leave a country. I don't know what's happening. And she wants to clean up the road. She's like, I don't like Pakistan. She's asking, she's making demands of 20K here, 100 grand there. It's all very strange.
Now her sons are saying that she does have, which I suppose we should know, some mental health issues. Yes. So now she's agreed to fly home. She's actually just cracked there in the last hour from what I can tell. And she's like, actually, do you know what? Yeah, I'll get me on the plane. I'm not happy. I don't like it here. And the husband never turned up or the fiance never turned up?
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