Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's not on. Joanne, still in Cape Town, has a great idea for Valentines Day and Vogue stacked it on a run in the park. Plus, an embarrassing encounter, J-Lo & Kevin Costner and the wonderful Gearóid Farrelly on Dancing with the Stars!If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What can we expect from this episode?
Hello and welcome to this week's episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with myself, Joanne McNally, and my work wife, Boag Williams. Hello, Boag. They're nice hoops. Where are they from? You can never have enough hoops. Ever. You can never have enough hoops. I've lost a couple of bits. I need to kind of replace them when I get back.
Chapter 2: Why are hoops a must-have accessory?
But yeah, I just feel like the hoops, they just kind of set the mood. They set the scene. They're a vibe.
I'm never without a hoop. You're like a Christmas tree. You need to add as much as you can and it really brightens up the face. I went through a phase of wearing a headscarf as a little bow on my head, like a headband. And I looked... So ridiculous. She lost a hoop. Oh, I thought you lost a hoop. You lost a headband.
I went through a phase of wearing a headband with a bow on it, which I think, I don't know, was it an intentional decision to infantilize myself? But I realized then as I was staring down the barrel of 40, I was like, bows have to go. It's like a grown woman with pigtails. You look like you're having a breakdown.
There comes a point where grown women can't have pigtails and you can't be wearing bows. Sorry. Except for... Not Kate Winslet, the other one. Kate, what's her name? I know who you mean. Kate Beckinsale. I like her bows. Her bows suit her now, I have to say. But she kind of wears bows in a techno. She's kind of a techno chick.
She wears really solid punk boots, techno boots, and then kind of feminises it at the top of her head with a bow, which I quite like.
A pigtail. I don't mind a bun. I always think of pigtail buns when somebody looks quite nice, but I did see a man with pigtails before. I don't mind if you want to wear pigtails or not, but I just think Above the age of 30, man or woman? No. Like, if you turned up here with pigtails now, I'd have you sectioned.
I'd be like, she's not well. It's not a fair observation. I'd be like, Vogue's not well. She's wearing pigtails. She's a brown woman in pigtails. She's not well.
If you turned up in pigtails, I wouldn't say a word. As soon as you left, I'd ring Sven and I'd be like, Sven, there's something, we're going to have to say something about Joanne.
You'd ring Pat. You'd be like, Joanne, it's a wellness check. She's just turned up. In pigtails, without any sense of irony about it, we're worried about her, we're concerned. She acted completely normal and serious. She stopped taking her meds. Yeah, and she didn't even mention them, which is the most frightening part of the whole thing. Ask me about my week. Come on, I did something.
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Chapter 3: What are the challenges of wearing a bodysuit?
I know. It's like it's one of life's mysteries.
Do you wear knickers with the bodysuit? It's up there with Malaysian Airlines, frankly, as mysteries go. And Diet Love Pass and the Bermuda Triangle. Do you wear knickers or do you let the bodysuit do the work?
I must admit, I wear knickers, but then I'm like, maybe I shouldn't be wearing the knickers and it wouldn't be as uncomfortable. There'd be less to remove, you know?
Listen, I'm not going to claim to have the answers here. I'm discombobulated.
I know, I know. It was a tough question to start the day with, to be honest with you.
ChatGPT doesn't know the answer.
Oh, and ChatGPT doesn't know the answer. This is why I don't think anything of AI. It doesn't know everything. Jo, did you ask ChatGPT? Yeah, I didn't know.
But you know that ChatGPT is against this, like has taken a disliking to us. What does it say?
Ultimately, it's up to your comfort and the specific bodysuit that you've chosen.
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