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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley

Fri, 07 Mar 2025

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Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps you are as angry as she is if there isn't one. Vogue isn't too bothered, but she is very concerned about having to sit next to a dead person. Fair enough. Plus, the MTGM take on Ozempic and have you written a will yet?If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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Chapter 1: What are the hair treatment options discussed?

149.471 - 160.553 Vogue Williams

I'm going to try and find my pregnancy boobs and I'll send them to you because when the milk comes in, they were like these massive, like very painful, hard rocks, but huge.

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161.053 - 179.902 Joanne McNally

Yeah, huge. They were, even I was like, wow, Vogue, you're really putting on that busty display. I was putting on the busty display nonstop. I'll tell you. There was bust. Jo, aren't you lucky that you've no hair loss, even though you've had two children because you didn't physically... have to go through us. Yeah.

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179.922 - 192.052 Unknown Speaker

My hair is quite dark, so I feel like it can't be very far away from a bit of greying. I don't think it's happening yet. It's not one grey hair at all. But I'd quite like it if it did that sort of line. You know, guys can get that line of grey in.

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192.332 - 193.513 Joanne McNally

Oh, yeah, yeah.

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193.533 - 194.314 Unknown Speaker

That would be all right.

195.414 - 199.897 Joanne McNally

You'd rock it, Joe. I think I'm ready for, I think you'll rock it.

200.797 - 213.564 Vogue Williams

I enjoy a silver-haired fox. Remember Anthony Bourdain? Oh, what a babe. And that director who passed away recently, gorgeous, with a full head of grey hair. Yeah, I'm really into the grey hair.

214.264 - 224.652 Joanne McNally

Not on me, though. I'm surprised there isn't like a tablet you can take. I'm sure Ozempic seems to be able to do everything. I'm sure Ozempic will eventually be proven to turn your hair back blonde or something like that.

224.732 - 237.561 Vogue Williams

Well, actually, Ozempic has been proven to, because people are eating so much less when they're on Ozempic, it's causing people's hair to fall out. What? Yes. Not a medical podcast.

Chapter 2: How does Ozempic affect hair health?

2554.952 - 2557.756 Joanne McNally

You've been trying to do that for ages anyway. You can give me a little where at the Brits.

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2558.016 - 2566.767 Vogue Williams

Okay, fantastic. We're going there. Oh my God, let's do it, right? We're saying it. What's the date? Oh no, God, will I back out of it? No, I'm going to the Brits. We're going to the Brits.

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2566.927 - 2573.816 Joanne McNally

Well, I am very much not on the invitation list. So if you could get me in, that'd be great. And then I'll maybe do the trolley at the Oscars and I'll get us in that way.

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2574.156 - 2579.32 Vogue Williams

Fantastic. And I think that you should wear those space boots that you got because they're very Brits. They're very Britsy.

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2579.34 - 2599.814 Joanne McNally

They are. They are. They're quite 90s Y2K. Yeah. Like when Jodie Marsh wore a belt around her tits. Iconic. Oh my God, I'm going to wear my bandana. I'll wear my bandana. I already know what I'm wearing. That's it for the main episode. Vogue, you have a book tour to promote. I have a stand-up tour to promote. JoanneMcNally.com for peanutball dates.

2600.455 - 2604.561 Joanne McNally

Also going to Europe and I'm adding an extra Amsterdam and I'm adding an extra Apollo. Vogue.

2605.142 - 2626.256 Vogue Williams

Gorgeous. Okay, well, I am going to be in Vicar Street on the 26th of May, and I'm going to be in Union Chapel in London on the 27th of May. And all links are in my bio, and also you can pre-order my book in my bio. And I am, by the way, doing an audiobook. So I'm starting to record that soon, which is very exciting. How are you going to contain your breathing? What are you going to do?

2626.296 - 2628.337 Vogue Williams

I'm going to sit way back from the mic. LAUGHTER

2632.077 - 2634.119 Joanne McNally

Way back, like in another room, potentially.

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