My Therapist Ghosted Me
MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."
Wed, 30 Apr 2025
Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did Vogue guess correctly what it was? What could it be?! Plus, Vogue's big news and a shocking email...Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the bonus episode about?
Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me, with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally.
Chapter 2: What buzzing noise are they discussing?
Well, Vogue, before we went live there... You were asking what the buzzing was.
Can I give you my two opinions of where I got to when you said I'll tell you later? First of all, I said to myself, is she after getting herself a printer? And then I was like, fuck, that's stupid. What the hell is Joanne going to use a printer for? And then I thought, that girl doesn't like cleaning. Is it a hoover that goes around your electric hoover? A robot hoover.
Vogue, I am so, I'm so proud of the two of us that neither of us suggested a vibrator. What are we, academics now?
You lose all of them, Joanne. You've been away in New York. They're in New York now.
Oh my God, my cleaner actually placed one on top of the Pilates bed while I was away, which is very embarrassing. I don't know where it fell out of.
Joanne just taking herself to whichever room she fancies. Just while I'm on the move.
A change of scenery. Who do I want to play this evening? I must get used to Pilates, but I don't do any exercise on it. What else can I do on it? No, but you know what the buzzing was, folk? What? You're not far off. Your first answer was the closest.
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Chapter 3: What gift did Gerold Farrelly give Joanne?
Gerold Farrelly, one of my nearest and dearest, who I'm on the road with at the moment for the pinafore tour, bought me a present of a Polaroid printer. This little Polaroid machine. Look, I'll show it to you. The Kodak one?
Or is it actually Polaroid?
So it's this Polaroid thing that he, you set it onto your phone. Now, you know that I'm technologically not I'm not tech savvy. You attach it onto your phone or whatever, or set it onto your phone with the Bluetooth.
Bluetooth.
Yeah, yeah. And then you just send it photographs that you want to print. And I've been... Brenton, I can't get over the joy of what I've been doing all morning.
It's unbelievable. I got one of them for my kids last year. Not slagging or anything. It's only because I wanted them to do a little scrapbook on holidays. And I was the same.
I was like, these are world-class photographs. Because Geroge had a scrapbook. And I could hear something buzzing in the dressing room. And I was like, what's he up to? So, of course, I burst in.
and I was like hoping to catch him doing something weird yeah and there he was printing off little stickers of me and him doing our sound checks and stuff and putting them in because Geralt he's so cute he's like a he does arts and crafts and stuff you know he's a gay man he's a gay man come on no he's a particular type of gay man I know a lot of gay men who aren't dealing in arts and crafts does he make jam does he make jam he's a jam maker isn't he
He does crocheting and he does mosaicing and all that stuff. Yeah, he's quite wholesome. What? He says that's why he's on the road with me because he knows I see a defibrillator and that he can resuscitate me if I... Because he's a trained paramedic. If I lose my mind. Oh my... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd want to see what this lad... He's like a really nerdy MacGyver. He has a tablet box that...
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Chapter 4: How does Joanne plan to document her tour?
There's me on the bike.
Oh, yeah. I would absolutely love to watch what she's choosing to print off.
I'd say I'm six grand down in cartridges already. Do you know what one day I hope to achieve?
When I eventually lose my mind because I take on too much and my mind is starting to fade away. So when I eventually lose the plot completely, I'm going to go through all of the photos on my phone and all the videos and delete the ones I don't want and then put the other ones into, what is that thing called? A large USB. Hard drive.
a hard drive that's the one I'm gonna get a hard drive you wanna put them in the cloud you don't want a hard drive what if the house burns down you've lost it they're in the cloud they're in the cloud already they're in the cloud and I buy extra cloud space but I think oh so I don't need to do the hard drive shit no mate it's in the cloud fuck that I don't know what I'm gonna do then I'll hold off on the nervous breakdown I can't relate to the cloud any cloud anymore I print things off now like a hipster look at them they're polaroid photos yeah
That's only because you don't know how to get stuff on the cloud, Joanne. There's Gerald wearing my little eye patches that he wears sometimes when he's in. Look at this photo, look at this. That used to be, and I know, again, we're really annoying because I know this is a podcast and it's not visual. Do you remember my old hair?
Will I ever forget Mufasa? Mufasa is what I see there.
That's nicely descriptive.
Okay, and I'm not trying to be negative at all. We do have to move on. I'm going to give it three and a half weeks.
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Chapter 5: What big news does Vogue share?
No, I'm not trying to say nature. Jesus Christ. I love to be a natcher, isn't it? I'm just one of those gals. I love a bit of natcher. Natcher. What's the natch? Bird watching. It's just bird. It's just bird perving. No, it's not. Pigeon fancy. People who are big into pigeons are called pigeon fanciers. Study of birds is called ornithology.
Ornithology. That was the one I was looking for. Ornithology.
You were almost there, really. I was close to a natcher. You were almost there if you had 12 speech impediments all stacked on top of each other.
Ornithology. Ornature. I said ornature. I wasn't that far off.
My news is I've been in Bury St Edmunds I've been in Colchester I've been in Ipswich Where else have I been Jo? Gloucester Gloucester Gloucester or something like that Been to Yeovil yet? No All the comedians seem to pop down to Yeovil Oh yeah there's a really nice room in Yeovil Yeovil's actually Me and Yeovil have an understanding It's quite a toxic relationship but I am going back
I've been having a ball on the road. Having a ball, ironing out the show, adding bits here, taking bits out there. I love it. Are you getting tonight? No, I'm off tonight and then I'm in Norwich tomorrow. Oh, very nice. And then Nottingham. Yeah! I'm going to Nottingham.
I'm in Nottingham on Thursday. When are you in Nottingham? What? You're in Nottingham? I'm in Nottingham. Imagine you were there on Thursday. If you're there on Thursday, I'm going to your gig and you give me left home.
Also, by the way, I'm still going interrailing to Europe. There's still tickets for like Copenhagen and Oslo and Berlin and loads of places like that if anyone's interested in joining me.
Can I just tell you, while you're in Copenhagen, that is where I'd be picking up the sperm. Oh, I know. You'd be mad not to get the sperm while you're there.
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Chapter 6: What humorous exchange do they have about sperm banks?
Chapter 7: What plans do they have for their upcoming tours?
Is it hanging on your wall?
No, I've lost it, actually. I've lost it. Listen, if things... Things get lost within the postal system. I can't be held accountable for that. I once lost... I sent my auntie...
a Hayley Menzies cardigan I was being really nice because she gives me nice gifts I was like I'll get her a Hayley Menzies cardigan and I posted it to her and she didn't get it and I was like that real bitch hasn't thanked me and then I text her and I was like did you ever get that cardigan and she was like no and she's like I would have thanked you for it five months later it arrived back at my door
I was like yes magic happened oh thank god you got it back I know but like five months later I was like right well that's gone and yeah so there you go there is a lot of honest people in this world there is indeed music
Joe's drinking a beer with the greediness of a new father.
It's 5pm on a Friday.
What am I going to do? It's 1722. It's 9pm on a Friday night. Get the fuck up. We're going to high. Do you know that song, Joe? I love that song. Of course you don't. You're a new father. You don't know anything anymore. It doesn't matter. Jesus, you're really sucking that thing down, Joe.
Go on.
Okay. Get another one. Go on. Go on. I love this. I love when Joe loses it.
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