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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of My Therapist Goes With Me?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me with me, Vogue Williams, and you mightn't recognise her because her hair is brown.
It's Joanne McNally. I'm very serious now. Jo, did you not notice I've gone brunette?
Chapter 2: What hairstyle changes are discussed?
In the last 10 minutes that we've been talking, I haven't noticed because you're in the sun. I thought the sun was making it look different.
The sun's making it look more brown. What are you talking about, you liar? Such a beautiful day.
It's such a beautiful day. The sun, the leaves. It's so autumnal, Vogue. I know you love that word. And so I've gone autumnal for the cuffing season. I've gone brunette for the cuffing season because, you know, lads are like, I can't get them off me. So I said, I go brunette just to calm things down. And then I'll hit the blonde. It's been a hard slog for you with the blonde.
I mean, batten them off. Those slag strips, they really, they really, they paid for themselves. Actually, the reality is a girl messaged me and she was like, Joanne, I didn't realise slag strips wasn't the official term. She went into her hairdresser and asked for slag strips. They're like, what?
In Dublin, I think that is a term in Dublin.
It was Katie and Larry King that gave me the term and then I don't even know where she got it. But my hair was, I don't know how blondes do it, my hair was full blown falling out. I was developing a teeny tiny bald patch at the front of my head, which for someone who has so much hair and has always had so much hair, I was like, I'm not having that.
Between the tonguing and the bleaching and the slagging and all. So they have to go. So I'm brunette. And you know what, actually? You're thrilled? I'm thrilled. Yeah. No regrets. I really like it. And I feel like my hair feels healthier and looks healthier and it's not all stringy and... Oh, I always have a couple of spikes hanging out of my head.
But I did go brunette and it doesn't look as nice on me. But when you went brunette, I was like, oh, God. Now I have to go brunette. I'll wait a couple of weeks and then I'll do it.
I think it might be okay if we look a little dissimilar for a while. I mean, there was a kind of a morphing happening there. We're like when an owner starts looking like their dog.
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Chapter 3: Why are flashers missing in today's society?
I'm brunette now. Now I'm fucking invisible.
Oh, you can forget it. You can't even get it online anymore. Yeah.
You're wearing a high-vis jacket on your head. I've got nothing now.
Pornhub won't even let you open it up.
Not with that hair. Ah, yeah. Doesn't flashing seem kind of quaint now? Like a Maggi mix. It feels something like old from the past, like people baking scones or something. Like, oh, he's, her great grandfather was a flasher.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have it over a cucumber sandwich and a cup of tea.
You're just like, yeah. Yeah, a bit of flashing in the afternoon. Now it's all pee diddy. Like now it's all like, you know, very intense abuse. Bit of flashing.
I get flashed every day. Spenny walks all over the place naked. I've just, I'm immune to it now.
But he won't get a kick out of that because you kind of consented to that, isn't the flashing the kick that we haven't consented? It's like the shock. Men are just... What's wrong with you, Joe? What is wrong with you?
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Chapter 4: How has COVID affected public behavior?
I will apologise. What's wrong with you, Joe? Come on. Having flashed myself, I will say I've not done that and I don't intend to, but I do apologise about those who do it.
Well, you're hardly going to tell us if you have, do you know what I mean? You're hardly going to admit it. I was flashed once and again. I remember it. I remember finding it really disturbing. It was really disturbing. MUSIC
I have put T to work this week. Okay. He's been desperate. He says he wants to be a zookeeper and a chef and I've signed him up to cooking class in school. So not only is he in school till half five, he also comes home with baked treats and he's had the time. I had a chocolate sponge cake last night. Thank you very much.
Brought loads of it home as well, not just a shitty little amount, like not just one slice. It's like proper home ec stuff. They stay in school.
Nice.
And they cook. I thought this will actually, next week make sure you do a blueberry muffin for me. I'd love it. I'd love to try one. I'd never make one myself.
How are you going to accommodate the zooing?
The zooing, I think I'm just going to get him to just start picking up the dog shit on the balcony, actually. I thought that would be a really good entrance into zookeeping.
Yeah. I'm sick of doing it. I'd love a child for that kind of thing, you know. Like, I've loads of stuff to do around the house. What age can they start drilling and stuff?
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