It's important to 'do' things. Get out there! DO things. That's how Vogue & Joanne feel anyway. Plus, the inspiration that is Nora Ephron, manifesting positive outcomes and some news from Joanne.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What makes a bouncy blow dry special?
This is it. This is it now. Where are you off to?
This is the... I've nowhere to go with the bouncy blow. You know me well, Food. I have nowhere to go.
A bouncy blow and nowhere to go.
A bouncy blow and nowhere to go. Is there anything sadder than a woman sitting in her window, looking at everyone living their lives outside and I have nowhere to go. I'm trying this, do you know Campo? It's like, they're specifically for, you know the way I'm starting, the regain.
Oh, shampoo, shampoo, the hair regrowth thing.
shampoo I'm kind of in cahoots with them not in an official way but they're I'm trialing their it's hair they have a lot of hair thinning products and I'm on a hair journey so they gave me the blow dry isn't it great look at me it is you do it really makes a difference it makes such a difference I know somebody who gets a blow dry every week just for themselves and I think do you know what good on you you should do that you should look in the mirror and say I think I'm deadly
I went out with a guy whose mother got a curly blow dry every Thursday and I was like I was like you look fab it stays if you get if you get a like this one I can tell now your man Thomas who did it like he's he's hardcore he's good I could I'd get it I'd get a week out of this especially now that I've kind of abandoned the fitness
I can't remember if we were going back on a fitness journey. I forget the journeys. Now you're on a hair journey and that's all that matters. You can't be on loads of journeys.
It's one or the other. I only have so much adventure in me. And at the moment, the adventure is specifically for hair. So I don't sweat anymore. So basically, I could get a month out of this. I know.
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Chapter 2: How can I manifest positive outcomes?
They sent me a car and I arrived and I got in the car and I plugged my phone in the charger and I looked at it and I said, I'm going to forget you. And then I picked it up again halfway through the journey and I said, now I'm going to forget you. And then I got out of the car and I realised I'd forgotten my phone. Do you see what you did?
You manifested, you spoke it into existence, the forgetting. Apparently the key is to say, remember your phone, remember your phone. You don't say, I'm going to forget because then you talk yourself into forgetting. That's what I've heard on the manifestation websites. Okay. I am not a huge manifestator. Oh, neither am I. I cruise the websites anonymously.
So you're telling me that I manifested a bad thing instead of manifesting a Range Rover.
yeah I did it only recently when I was flying back to Dublin I took my backpack off on the train a whole backpack a whole backpack two straps off stripped and put it under the seat and I looked at it and now more than yourself Vogue I said I'm going to forget that Oh, no. Off I popped into Departures and I was queuing to... And I was like, where's my passport? Oh, my God.
My passport, my laptop, my cards, my jewellery, my journal that I pretend is a joke book, but it's my actual feelings.
Oh, my God. Did you get it back?
I'm too embarrassed to admit I documented... I did. I couldn't believe it. I ring Lauren straight away. She's like, what am I supposed to do about this? I was like... Then went back to the customer care and your man, the customer care train line and your man at the desk was like, oh, this will be difficult now. This is going to be a tough one, but I'll try.
And then he rang the train and your man was like, yeah, I have it. Easy peasy. But I had to go and collect it then in some random train station. Obviously missed the flight, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, what I'm saying is shared experience. I told myself to forget the bag like you told yourself to forget your phone.
okay okay right well fine I hope I don't see a Range Rover in my parking spot with the keys in it for me I hope I don't see a Range Rover in my parking spot there you go with the keys for me yeah black one I meant to say yeah with leather interiors maybe maybe we'll go for a red seat I don't know
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Chapter 3: What are the key themes in Nora Ephron's work?
Yeah. Jesus. Grim, brutal, awful. And she describes her one as having a neck as long as an arm, a nose the size of a thumb and splayed feet. It's so beautifully petty. It'd be right up your alley, Vogue.
That kind of sounds like she's describing me.
It actually does. There's a bang of you off it for sure.
Who is this woman?
I was like, this is very familiar. But she's kind of an institution. You know the term, like we throw around iconic, but Nora Irvine, she genuinely is iconic. But anyway, you know Olivia Wilde and you know she had that very public affair with Harry Styles.
Allegedly Allegedly
Now, I just, I'm not, I don't remember it ever being an affair, but maybe, oh, actually, no, because they made that movie together. And then that's when they suppose, okay, yes, sorry. There's always a bit of crossover.
You know yourself. Something's, you know, and maybe the marriage is dead in the water, but they need, like, they wait for a reason to jump, etc. There's always a bit of crossover. And that gives the person that they're leaving the high horse, if you know what I mean. Because then it's like they did the bad thing, even though the marriage was probably in the bin anyway. Right.
but the cleaner or housekeeper or whatever job title she had sold this story and said that Olivia Wilde's husband walked in on her making a salad dressing And he said, oh, who's that for? And she said, it's for Harry Styles. And her husband was like, no! Because he knew then she was up to something with Harry. That's a real gesture of love, isn't it? Like making something for somebody.
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