My Therapist Ghosted Me
MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..."
Wed, 04 Jun 2025
Vogue wastes no times with a big hitting question this week. Does anybody REALLY like bananas? Once that's taken care of, it's time for burnt plastic, CNN, screaming on planes, throwing mugs and all the rest of it. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.comIf you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: Does anybody really like bananas?
I'm going to... She doesn't. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I love banana folk. What? Yeah, I'm not faking it. I'm not saying that to be woke or to be politically correct. I genuinely... Love it. I love the texture. I love the smell. I love the way they last for ages. I love them on toast. I love when the butter melts into the little itty bitty bits in the middle.
Yeah, yeah. Because Amber eats bananas every day. She'll eat a banana every day and she hates them. What? Yeah, that's why she eats it. She's like, I know they're so good. I need the potassium. And I'm like, I'd rather take a potassium tablet. Surely they do that.
Some trainers, you know those online trainers, they're like, it's the Mars bar of the fruit world. It's not what it is. Because it's got lots of sugar in it, but it's naturally occurring sugars. Yeah. Oh, you're having a bounty bar for breakfast, are you? You're like, well, it's a fucking banana.
If someone shoves a peanut butter date my way again online, like, I don't want it. I don't want the peanut butter date. I'd rather a Snickers bar. There's no way. Oh, these taste so like... No, they don't. They do not taste like a Snickers bar. Absolutely not.
If we're going to get Hell Hog on...
online food fads cottage cheese has never had it so good every single trainer cottage cheese pancakes cottage cheese casseroles cottage cheese lasagnas cottage cheese crackers cottage cheese bread and cottage cheese has done nothing it's still that really boring branding it's done nothing but it's really really high in protein and it's like a superfood and it's just stayed stoic for years just silently pottering away at the back of the almond mom kitchens the almond mom kitchen or the almond mom fridge is just in the back
My mum used to eat it in the 80s and now it's pow, it's cool.
I actually don't. I have such a judgment against cottage cheese and I think it might have to do with the packaging. And I refuse to eat it, but I've never tasted it. But I look at it and I'm like, ugh. And I've never tasted it.
It's a funny texture. It's not completely different to boil. Let's be honest.
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Chapter 2: What are the health benefits of bananas?
No, that's raclette. Raclette, of course. That stinks.
I tell you what, it's an educational podcast, isn't it?
Joe, what have you been doing in your spare time? Have you been off in St. Bart's on the sly? How do you know all these fancy cheeses?
He doesn't know any of them. I'm telling them it's a raclette. He's calling it a comte.
I've wanted to have cheese fondue my entire life. 34 this year. Never had it. Still desperately want it. I have a fondue set you can have.
If you get any sort of diagnosis, Joe, we'll be sure to make sure you get a fondue as a bucket list situation.
Thank you. Yeah, no, if my time is limited, then that's what I need.
I guess if you're being philosophical about it. Yeah, everyone's is. We're all dying. You've only got the time you've got.
Yeah, sure.
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Chapter 3: How has cottage cheese become popular again?
I told you, if you don't dust the mantelpiece, Jennifer, this is what happens. I control the lift from my bed. There was a girl stuck in, do you know those Pure Gym like pods that you have to go in? Do you know these pods? Has anyone seen these? I was in a Pure Gym for a while. There's a pod. It's all very space-age. It's fucking stupid, really.
But you have to scan your card, then you go into the pod and you have to scan. You have to wait until the back door closes. It's like a tube. Like in the bank? Yeah, but way smaller. Like you could only fit one person in the pot. There was a girl stuck in one for five hours.
Oh my God. What if you had to wee? I'd be worried about the wee. You'd have to piss in the corner.
The only reason I'm aware of this is because she was selling a top on Vinted and the person was going mad that she hadn't posted the top yet. So she had to post all this proof that she'd been stuck in a pure gym pot for five hours.
Yeah.
This is what happens when you live alone. There's a lot of time spent on the internet. A lot of time.
My mom nearly can't get into Lyft because when she was younger, they were all playing. She's quite claustrophobic. They were all playing and they all kicked a beehive and then ran.
no that was a different time sorry no they were all playing hide and seek yeah she got beat because you know how pretty her hair is she got all these bees stuck in her hair and like she was like screaming crying it was her own fault for kicking a beehive but they were all playing hide and seek and like somebody she hid in a boot of a car but hadn't closed it but then someone pushed off the boot and pushed the boot closed and she was stuck in the boot so like she cannot stand she won't get in a lift with more than one person I don't blame her I don't blame her
There's terrible stories, and this is probably a lovely way to round up the pod, about people being drunk, falling asleep in bins.
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