MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows ...
Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally
Fri, 03 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Jo...
Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Jo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
Wed, 18 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for lo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for lo...
MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan
Fri, 13 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied ...
MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied ...
MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."
Wed, 11 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it ...
MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it ...
No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!
Fri, 06 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be ...
No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."
Wed, 04 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's getting to the business end of things with Vogue on the Christmas special of Strictly Come Danc...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's getting to the business end of things with Vogue on the Christmas special of Strictly Come Danc...
Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet
Fri, 29 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! ...
Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."
Wed, 27 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Jo...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever heard of the Irish Farmer Calendar? This week, Vogue is making sure you have. Plus, Jo...
Treating Myself
Fri, 22 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she ru...
Treating Myself
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she ru...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"
Wed, 20 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, a disturbing tale from Vogue's childhood where she tickled an unnamed victim until they c...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, a disturbing tale from Vogue's childhood where she tickled an unnamed victim until they c...
Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"
Fri, 15 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue is offering her DIY services to Joanne this week, but never mind OOO, Joanne is just "O". If y...
Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue is offering her DIY services to Joanne this week, but never mind OOO, Joanne is just "O". If y...
MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."
Wed, 13 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, we catch up with Joanne in Cork, the morning after she'd been out galavanting with everyo...
MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we catch up with Joanne in Cork, the morning after she'd been out galavanting with everyo...
Brat, AI & Peanut The Squirrel
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, there's just too much to get through. What CAN'T AI do? Who is Peanut? Why are people tal...
MTGM EXTRA! "Love at first sight... For me."
Wed, 06 Nov
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
So, Joanne is back from the States for a christening and Vogue can't believe what she's hearing. Plu...
MTGM EXTRA! "Love at first sight... For me."
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, Joanne is back from the States for a christening and Vogue can't believe what she's hearing. Plu...
Chatting On The Plane, Halloween & Being On Call
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has traded New York City for Los Angeles, she's living her best life and Vogue is back in How...
MTGM EXTRA! "A big fat crush."
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Still in New York, Joanne has made new friends and it sounds like she's never coming home. Back on t...
Colin Farrell, Condoms & The Subway
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After this many years of talking about him on the podcast, it was going to happen sooner or later......
MTGM EXTRA! "My friends all say conflicting things..."
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... SHOCK... Joanne has lost something in NYC, but what is it and how important could it be...
Megalopolis, Catwalks & A Very Long Tongue
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's time in Washington D.C is nearly up and it's time for her to head back to New York City, be...
MTGM EXTRA! "We shouldn't be together."
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So that's it... The North American shows are done! Vogue is back in the UK and Joanne has stayed on ...
Glowing, Lost Luggage & The Underbite
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SO, we're travelling back in time since the bonus on Wednesday... Stay with it... Vogue is about to ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Cards on the table... Let's get real."
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So try and get this into your mind... This bonus was recorded AFTER the episode that you will eventu...
Amalfi, Gen Z & Charity
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Picture this... Vogue is on a balcony on the Amalfi coast, Joanne is in her flat in London... But th...
MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thoughts turn to rebounds this week. Is it good to have one? Be one? Can anything come out of one? P...
Hoof Shoes, Cuffing Auditions & #TeamRuth
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know if you hear your friend sing a bit and you go "oh my god that was amazing..." Well, listen ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I've got no patience for it."
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get back into that inbox. What should you do if his friends are just rubbish?? Plus... ...
Never Live It Down: Katherine Ryan
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue’s brand new Global Original podcast has just launched, and we think you’re going to love i...
Introducing: Never Live It Down!
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love!We’ve all had those moments in ...
Witchy Boot Season, Marrying Yourself & Being A Catch
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
They're back, even if you thought they were gone forever! (That was Joe's fault...) As you'd imagin...
MTGM EXTRA! "BYE!"
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, a love bombing farmer withdraws contact after a screenshot alert. Plus, who got Oasis tic...
Spencer's Record, Oasis & A Roman Burglar
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Spencer having completed a remarkable feat, a response from Vogue & Joanne is only right. P...
MTGM EXTRA! "I hate scarves. I'm very against them"
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vogue and Joanne help a listener who may just be being strung along by a married man... Pl...
Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vogue & Joanne get roasted by Chat GPT, assess their 'demurity', chat dildos, ingeniou...
MTGM EXTRA! "I suppose you would call us swingers..."
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the interest of ever-broadening their horizons, Vogue & Joanne have an email from someone mak...
Spencer, Spies & A Banana To The Face
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne give their closing thoughts on the Paris Summer Olympics and Joanne enjoyed them ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Not my finest moment."
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Never underestimate the power of a curly blowdry. Here endeth the lesson. If you’d like to get in...
I'm Really Feeling Myself
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's important to give yourself credit when it's due, and Joanne is feeling herself at the moment. P...
MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, there's some pretty hefty fact-checking to do. Brace yourself. Plus, pottery classes, sto...
Rap Embarrassment, Jon Bon Jovi & The Olympics
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's an outrageous one this week. Liam Gallagher, Kim Cattrall, Russell Crowe, Jon Bon Jovi and a co...
MTGM EXTRA! "The three date ride!"
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... A first date story that's either wholesome and old school, or a red flag. You be the ju...
Big News, Pilates & Trad Wives
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne has big news and Vogue wonders if she should have been a gymanst. Plus, Mrs World,...
MTGM EXTRA! "It'll pass, right?"
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, some delicious pettiness, some light politics and an extra-marital temptation. If you’...
It's like in Sex & The City...
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are very few social, romantic or frankly any other situations that Joanne can't link back to S...
MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to make the most of an unhinged situation."
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is finally taking Joanne's advice about Bepanthan and there are some belting storie...
The Corrs, Michael Flatley & Hawk Tuah
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's official, as far as Vogue is concerned... She's a 'gig person' now. Joanne definitely isn't, bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "My boyfriend hooked up with Joanne..."
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is onto a psychic who is being forced on pub crawls and Joanne feels seen. Plus, a ...
Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's an episode spanning a whole week this week... You'll hear 10 minutes recorded at the beginning ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... Sunglasses, regifting, neediness and ethical porn!If you’d like to get in touch, you ...
Celebrity Mugshots, Missing Parrots & Gay Animals
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things havent been the same for Justin Timberlake since he got a tit out at the superbowl, Joanne mu...
MTGM EXTRA! "He uses webcam sites..."
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a tough one on the email this week. Where's the line?! Plus, Vogue messed up on Gigi's party an...
Shyness, Hypnotherapy & Self Serve Checkouts
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is extremely excited about the football. She doesn't care about the games, the teams or the r...
MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like it's over."
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How did Vogue get on with the flight home? Clue: Not well. Plus, Joanne is raging about being snubbe...
Trinny, Cornrows & Hot Rodent Boyfriends
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hopefully those couple of weeks without Vogue & Joanne flew by, because they're back! With Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, everybody fancies Vogue, Joanne gets her face eaten by mosquitos but no bites on Hinge!If...
Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got som...
MTGM EXTRA! "How in the f***ing hellfire did I get here?!"
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue's on fire and Joanne might have caught Avril's attention. Plus, an epic space-gin t...
Banana Theory, The Portal & A Number On A Napkin
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's summer is off to a hell of a start, for a number of reasons. Meanwhile, Vogue's learning a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "A bit of gaslighting and a sprinkle of neglect."
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue offers her house to Joanne and an emailer needs guidance on whether the sensible la...
Breakfast Radio, Magic Mike & A Hearing Test
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The results of Vogue's hearing test are in and they are... Unsurprising. Plus, a meet and greet with...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's 50..."
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the EXTRA is being recorded just before Vogue & Joanne visited your friend and mine, ...
Post Thief, Jedward & How Often Do You Wash?
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, how often do you wash? Vogue's done a deep dive and she knows all about how often celebrities ar...
MTGM EXTRA! "Then I heard a yelp..."
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All of the emails you send into [email protected] are fantastic, but this week it's an absolute vint...
Towels, Fit Girl Summer & The Flicking App
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week: Joanne has towels, a shoutout to Victoria Beckham, the flight that drank the plane dry an...
MTGM EXTRA! "She slapped me, full on in the face!"
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne was shocked when Vogue popped up on the screen from Dubai this week and she wasted no time in...
Dating Apps, Workplace Relations & Romantasy
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Where to start this week. Cataracts... That's where. Then, dating app profiles, whether or not Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "I almost killed my fella...."
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this weeks bonus, Vogue is using her soft, lady voice and Joanne is NOT charming. Plus, a nut roa...
Tantrums, Flashing & What The Lord Wants
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's so much on the list this week... Wobblers, an emotional support cat, crypto and a guy who fu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I told him I was 7 months pregnant."
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is back from the US and she even considered getting into the psychic scene in LA... Almost. M...
Everyone's In G-Strings!
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Apparently, they've a way of doing things in LA, but it's questionable as to whether Joanne is in st...
MTGM EXTRA! "I can't picture my future with anyone else."
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week... Is it Vogue or Joanne who occasionally turns up to a job and finds out they've also boo...
Rocky, Bepanthen & ANOTHER Incident With A Driver
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is in Philadelphia to kick off her run of American shows and Vogue is having yet more issues ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Yeah, that was probably too far."
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you can believe it, the story about Hailey Bieber throwing a tampon has caused a reaction... Appa...
Mirrors, Easter Bonnets & Open Relationships
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pretty much everything is covered this week... Joanne is watching Game of Thrones 5 years after it e...
MTGM EXTRA! "He is obsessed..."
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne was on her way to the Irish Embassy and Vogue did a drunk post on Instagram. GOLD....
A Lump, K-Pop & Bumping Into An Ex
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue has your shout outs about bumping into exes and a mad story which (spoiler) ends wi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who cares? We were into it."
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, as the EXTRA was recorded on Monday morning, Joanne accidentally stayed up all night watc...
Vegas, Wonka & Getting ID'd
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here they are, back again! Vogue's been off around Ireland, on tour with Spencer and Joanne has been...
MTGM EXTRA! "Have I wasted my twenties?"
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the last extra instalment before a 2 week break, Vogue has big BAFTA updates after an evening on ...
I feel dirty…
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, it all escalates VERY quickly, it moves on from Shrove Tuesday and Valentines chat, to a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I've always kept it secret..."
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been turned on by a smell? That's one of the questions from a listener this week. Plus...
Sex Dungeon, Skin Age & A 'Pop Quiz'
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you haven't seen Miley at The Grammy's, SEE HER. She's right up their amongst the topics this wee...
MTGM EXTRA! "I looked at his phone."
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's that ol' story this week... 'I looked at his phone.' Look, it's going to happen from time to ti...
Smile Lamp, Saltburn & "Money Saving"
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As you know, this is NOT a financial advice podcast. This week, Vogue is thrilled that it's only a f...
MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The list of MTGM guests is short, but very distinguished. This week, Vogue & Joanne welcome acto...
New Bra, New Flat & New Cards
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watch out for scams girls... Joanne has just fallen right into one. On the other hand, Vogue is abso...
MTGM EXTRA! "My harness..."
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, both Vogue & Joanne have bought something new. Neither have much interest in, or fond...