Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
MTGM EXTRA! "Not 'love of my life cute', but cute..."
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for a hilariously bad date story, an odd request on a train and an MTGM generated headline...
Taxi Tunes, Coldsore Tablets & An Air Fryer
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! As you can imagine, there's so much to catch up on, so let's start with holidays, peac...
MTGM EXTRA! "Why do I have sex dreams about guys I don't fancy?!"
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's another timezone spanning episode! Joanne is in Canada, Vogue is in Spain and there's an emaile...
Pap Thirst, Horse Love & Famous Fallouts
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's already on her "hollyers" and Joanne is obviously raging at the mention of that word (and an...
MTGM EXTRA! "Head to toe in snakes..."
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's some catching up to do... Vogue went (ish) to the Barbie premiere and Joanne has stayed in s...
Another Festival, Headline News & 3 Months Off The Booze
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's making a big pledge this week, but will it stick?? Plus, vaping is out, acupuncture is in an...
MTGM EXTRA! "We've been a secret the whole time..."
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Will the "how I found out he cheated" emails ever stop? No. Sadly they won't. It's a vintage offerin...
Pat's Pizza Party!
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are those who set the trends and the rest of us just follow. Joanne's Mum is showing us all th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I did all four wheels..."
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The petty breakup stories just kept pouring in! Vogue & Joanne try and catch up with a few in th...
NOT A Hangover, Barbie & Breakup Pettiness
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue returned from Glastonbury just as she said she would... After two days. But was it worth it an...
MTGM EXTRA! "She pounced..."
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How good is your gaydar? Would you join a Friday night prayer group if it was happening in your livi...
Glastonbury Prep, 'Everything' & Up At 5am
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue is doing it... She's taking the plunge and she's off to Glastonbury, but is she staying in a t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Happy, nappy life."
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has made a life-enhancing discovery this week. Plus, a sexy linguine rejection and Vogue's ne...
Winnipeg, Miriam Margolyes & Celeb Lookalikes
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, MTGM comes at you from a dressing room at The Tyne Theatre in Newcastle! You can expect a...
MTGM EXTRA! "Does he fancy my best friend?"
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's EXTRA time.... Ageing gracefully, mentors and convincing a listener that her boyfriend probably...
You Look So Lonely...
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ghosted has been traversing the length and bredth of the UK in the last couple of weeks, and this we...
MTGM EXTRA! "He wanted to ride me in the car..."
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the emails go from controlling boyfriends to unwanted, very public displays of affection....
Rip Off Biography, Birthday Retweets & Beyoncé
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are both in disbelief at Amber's (Vogue's sister) actions this week. It's hit the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Why I want to be alone..."
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Following the run of 3 BANANAS live shows in Cork, Vogue & Joanne get back to the email inbox to...
Replying To Trolls, Resisting Robots & Dealing With Housemates
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded from the dressing room backstage at The Kings Theatre in Glasgow, moments before the MTGM l...
MTGM EXTRA! "The T Word" - With Una Healy
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Una Healy joins Vogue and Joanne to tell her long-awaited side of the story, following the whole "th...
Beep Beep At The BAFTAs
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You join Vogue & Joanne live from Doobs (Dubai)...To give you an idea of the situation, Joanne w...
MTGM EXTRA! "She styled it out!"
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are a couple of corking emails this week, as well as an orgasm at a classical music concert......
Passport Problems, Comedy Reviews & Turning 40!
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from their shows at The London Palladium, Vogue & Joanne discuss celebrating a milestone b...
MTGM EXTRA! "We don't need to do anything weird..."
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Not only are there plenty of emails to get through, but there's also the small matter of Nicolas Cag...
Metabolising...
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! Not just back with the podcast, but back, FINALLY, in the same hemisphere, in the same...
BONUS EPISODE: Spirits, Ibiza, Dogs, Doobs & More!
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Only one more week until MTGM returns for real. Meanwhile, here are some fave clips from the archive...
BONUS EPISODE: Bats, Pwingies, Feet, Birds, Bees & More!
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another dive into the MTGM archives for some of the highlights! If you’d like to get...
MTGM EXTRA! "Goodbye, lost soul..."
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Before they check out (only for 2 weeks!) and get ready for the UK leg of MTGM on tour, V&J have...
New Zealand Hi Gee!
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne's patience running out with Vogue's abbreviations, it's almost time for a break - but no...
MTGM EXTRA! "The ride of my life..."
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, there's more to learn about crying on a plane, Vogue challenges Joanne to a 'How well do ...
April Fools, Big Mouth & John Snow
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is feeling very out of the loop in her Australian timezone nightmare, but has plenty to say a...
MTGM EXTRA! "I once went out with a witch..."
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's asking a question that Joanne would do well to get right, but what has changed?? Plus a shad...
Coffee Squabble, Jumpsuit News & Tears On A Plane
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the last few weeks, Joanne's been changed timezones more than she can cope... Back at home, Vogue...
MTGM EXTRA! "Vomit emoji, vomit emoji, vomit emoji..."
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the board for extra discussions this week... An unusual discovery in an airport toilet, (not) dan...
Kiss Chase, Thirst Trap & THAT Driver
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue bumped into someone she hoped she'd never see again and Joanne went to the beach bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "Smoker's Nails..."
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So, Joanne is 100% not over the Australian jet-lag yet... That's the first thing. Plus, Vogue has qu...
Australia, Ostriches & The Oscars
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is down under, in the future with dodgy wifi and even dodgier mayo and Vogue's on the bathroo...
MTGM EXTRA! "Which is the tip?!"
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue's got her way and we're discussing celebritah-ahahs: the cliff notes of the Selena/Hailey fued...
Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When did Moses live? Have you ever seen an ant up close? Does the moon affect the body? How do you s...
MTGM EXTRA! "...And just key their car"
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Celeb feuds, 'Hey Hun' mates and front bottoms are just some of the topics we hit in this week's bon...
Mummy's Mouse, Nepo Babies & Crocs
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Gigi is obsessed with Mummy's mouse, Joanne's after a discount and a blue plaque from Brow...
MTGM EXTRA! "We're all just basically pigs and snakes riding each other"
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne might get stuck in the Isle of Mann and have to scuba back for the Gaiety, but for now we've ...
The BAFTAs, Golf & Sitzpinklers
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've started our run at the Gaiety, and it's very exciting but not as exciting as Vogue's outing to...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'd mark them out of ten...and one of my exes found it!"
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on Valentine's night, these two clearly have nothing better to do than record the pod, albe...
Valentines, Vom & The Ozone Layer
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Never mind Valentines Day! Vogue & Joanne have reuinted in Dublin to kick off the MTGM tour! Plu...
MTGM EXTRA! "I can't believe there was a ghost on a plane!"
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After Vogue's ghostly goings on in France, it turns out you all have a few ghost stories of your own...
Oysters, A Balloon & Gigi's Coat
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is still in New York and Vogue is back from her skiing trip, very much worse for wear. On the...
MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't want to be done for criminal damage..."
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As ever, your fabulous / shocking / disturbing emails keep coming, so Vogue & Joanne get into th...
I Don't Take Timezones That Seriously...
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's never a dull week in MTGM land... Vogue is still skiing in France, but as you'll hear in thi...
MTGM EXTRA! "I really like her brother..."
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Vogue & Joanne to get back into your emails, but it ALMOST didn't happen! One of t...
The Atlantis, A Hot Zoo & Petty Celebrities
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
They're back, after a slightly false start (you'll find out) and they're hitting the ground running....
BONUS EPISODE: Awards, Massages, Animals, Spank Paddles & More!
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's your last hit of bonus material before Vogue & Joanne ACTUALLY return FOR REAL! If you’d ...
BONUS EPISODE: Volcanoes, Teeth, Laptops, Christenings & More!
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst Joanne frollicks on African plains with cheetahs and hippos, here's a look back at some of th...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'd hardly unpacked a box and I was already moving out..."
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final edition from Vogue & Joanne for a couple of weeks, whilst they take a bit of a br...
Lobster Face, Embarrassing Tweets & Savage Chickens
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last proper episode before Joanne disappears off on safari to be eaten by a hippo and there...
MTGM EXTRA! "Bigger than my head!"
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you've reached the point between Christmas and New Year where you've forgotten what day it is, he...
The Duvet, Coldsores & Christmas
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the last instalment of MTGM before the festive madness hits full swing, Vogue & Joanne compar...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the Lidl bear's publicist..."
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue tries to talk about sleep and Joanne tries to stop her. Business as usual! Plus, a ...
Everyone Cheats, Everyone Stays!
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne loses her patience with Vogue's 'Elf on The Shelf' antics, Vogue has gone properly...
MTGM EXTRA! "Speaking of ski masks..."
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst Vogue falls down a Christmas party hole, Joanne has discovered something about Prada Peter th...
Christmas Parties, Pricey Wine & The Elf On The Shelf
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The MTGM Christmas party is done and dusted, so there are a few stories to tell! Plus, 'Goblin mode'...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's got NO TALENT."
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne is fired RIGHT up about something this week. But can you guess what it is? Plus, ageing grace...
One Hit Wonders, The Toy Show & How I Found Out They'd Cheated
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's a LOT to cover this week. Vogue responds to all the hysteria around that picture on her wall...
MTGM EXTRA! "He locked eyes with the pair of us..."
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne only inches from her sickbed, it was a brief venture into the emails this week, but ther...
"Less Thinking"
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is working on living a more "meat-free" lifestyle, with mixed (grill) results and J...
MTGM EXTRA! "Stock still... Eyes open..."
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst Vogue can't be doing with being too cold, when Joanne was too hot in Ibiza this summer, she p...
The Christening Test, Joanne's Blindness & Revenge Rides
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a late release this week, owing to Joanne's inability to podcast 15 minutes after her laser-eye...
MTGM EXTRA! “If pharmacists could talk…”
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a surfeit of emails this week, from cheating wives (yeah, wives!), to exposing images in p...
Organs & Avocados
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As Vogue's holiday in St. Barts ticks to an end, Joanne is getting back on the workout wagon. Plus, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Joan of Arc is a made up story..."
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's your midweek therapy session, with an update on aggressive cows, someone who claims to have kno...
Worms, Crabs & Ghosts On A Loop
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne shares her must-see horror films, Vogue fills us in on poltergeists and we learn w...
MTGM EXTRA! "Gillian, what the f*** are you talking about?"
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are some amazing stories from times spent at The Gaeltacht on this week's EXTRA. For anyone wh...
Hieroglyphics, The Gaeltacht & Patron Saints
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's taken another deep dive... This time it was all inspired by her visit to a hieroglyphics ex...
MTGM EXTRA! "I find you so much funnier, when I properly listen to you..."
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The email inbox produced plenty this week... Not least an E-Scooter for Vogue. Plus, overly sexy sto...
Toys, Menstruation Huts & A Quick Q&A
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's straight back in this week, with the toys you'd forgotten about from your childhood, Shakira's ...
MTGM EXTRA! “I fully choked…”
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Remember a few weeks ago when Vogue & Joanne asked for your ‘near-death experiences’? It turns o...
Moirologists, Seagulls & Sober October
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There, see? That wasn't too long to wait, was it?! Vogue & Joanne are back, so we can all just take ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Plane breakdown..."
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the last instalment for a moment (don't worry, they won't be gone for long!), Vogue & Joanne take...
Mousey or Moussey?
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Let's set the scene... Joanne's in her pyjamas and Vogue is prepped to the eyes with the controversi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Dubarry..."
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this EXTRA, you catch Vogue & Joanne dealing with the same hangover that you heard about in the m...
Arsenic, Knighthoods & Sharknado 5
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vogue is severely hungover and nursing 4 different (soft) drinks. We're chatting Rasputin,...
MTGM EXTRA! "I get a country horn..."
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're chatting Christian Grey at Electric Picnic, Joanne the top thief, Otto's causing gri...
Electric Picnic, Don't Worry Darling Drama & Genitals on TV
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from EP, Vogue, the gossip queen is obsessed with the Don't Worry Darling drama, Joanne's been...
MTGM EXTRA! "No, I don't agree..."
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's not often that there's a disagreement in the Ghosted camp, but Vogue & Joanne had very differen...
Sweet Treats, Jersey Cows & “Klepto-Jo”
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You’ve got to love them, even if they were a bit light-fingered back in the day. Vogue has nothing...
MTGM EXTRA! "You can have him..."
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we find out about a listener who had a difficult night with a dog, Vogue has an issue wit...
Saylor...
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue is back in her beloved Jersey and Joanne holds the fort in London. Find out how the...
MTGM EXTRA! "Red-flag-level vain..."
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the weekly shuffle through the madness of the MTGM inbox! Some of the stories that come in to t...
Accidents, Altercations & Spuffing
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back from Ibiza and they've got plenty to tell you about! Vogue is short on sleep, but she k...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm appalled on your behalf..."
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Vogue & Joanne still in their borrowed Ibiza hotel room, it's time to have a rummage through th...
Expensive Nails, Yoni Steaming & A Poodle's Hoof
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Better late than never, right? After wifi issues had nuked the podcast recording, it was down to an ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Lie back, relax & play Candy Crush..."
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The emails keep rolling in by their hundreds and this week, it might be yours! Vogue & Joanne delve ...
The Ghost of A St. Bernard
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Another week and another truck load of stuff to get through... How was Joanne's time at the Love Isl...
MTGM EXTRA! "Private website time..."
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you got something that absolutely has to be shared with the MTGM community? WHY haven't you sen...
Body Hair, Budgie Smugglers & Lilo Danger
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't fall asleep on a lilo in the sea! Joanne says it's dangerous and you know you can trust in her...
MTGM EXTRA! "Milking me into a storage box..."
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's an absolute zinger of midweek dose this week! Joanne has a burning question about ice lollies, ...
"I don't want facts, I don't want truths, I just want to hear your opinion..."
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You know what this podcast offers by now. Some facts, few truths and plenty of unsubstantiated opini...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Politely Declined..."
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The emails just keep getting better and better! This week, Vogue & Joanne offer (utterly unsubstanti...
Barriers, Sneaky Paps & Babyface Knees
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a delayed upload week... But WHY? Well, because Vogue is on holiday and fancied a Thursday even...