Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
MTGM EXTRA! "£450..."
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well you've got to listen now... WHAT was £450??? Vogue & Joanne have plenty of your emails this we...
Celeb Spotting, Choppers & Mensa
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They certainly get around these two. Joanne's in Ireland and Vogue's in Spain, telling us all about ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I Reluctantly Said Yes..."
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you sent your morto story in for Vogue & Joanne to read over yet? Why not!? This week, there ar...
A Shimmer At The Pearly Gates
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So, the cat's out of the bag and the tickets are on sale! Who's coming to MTGM LIVE!? This week, the...
MTGM EXTRA! "She's Watching My Insta Stories..."
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's another appeal for help from a listener this week.... What should you do if his ex is watchi...
"Flat" Not "Fat"
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has had a right old week of it and Vogue is trying to make plans for her "birthday month". Th...
MTGM EXTRA! "Accidental Troll!"
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We can all get a bit punchy from time to time and this week, Vogue & Joanne have the perfect email t...
Mermaids, Fairies, Ghosts & Banshees
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You might not find Tom Cruise attractive, just like Vogue, but that's not the whole picture.... This...
MTGM EXTRA! "I LOVE YOU!"
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's EXTRA time! So what's in this weeks email bag?? Vogue & Joanne offer their thoughts on a very e...
Desperate Suitcase, Muscular Owl, Exciting Announcement...
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a classic MTGM with a million different topics today. Far too many to be noting down. To summar...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is My Ex-Boyfriend My Sugardaddy Now?"
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Your fantastic emails continue to arrive and we love them! Vogue & Joanne discuss unusual sugardaddy...
Flying A Plane, Wearing a Croc & Rating Yourself
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne were able to link up between Edinburgh & Jersey this week, because NOTHING gets in th...
MTGM EXTRA! "We Go Back A Long Way!" - With Deirdre O'Kane
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe this EXTRA episode is a tiny bit late.... But it's so worth it! Vogue & Joanne jumped into the...
The Kardashian Wedding, Mr Blobby & The GAA Catfish!
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Well what a bunch of characters to discuss this week.... Find out Joanne's thoughts on Mr Blobby, a ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Floor Length Denim Cape-Jacket."
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the midweek therapy dose! This week, the emailers find themselves being driven all ove...
Auntie Gina, Nail Bars & Supertasters
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, after months of shouting at each other across the internet, Vogue & Joanne were finally reu...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Latest Guy To Ghost Me..."
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to dive back into your emails and see what you've been up to! This week, Vogue & Joanne he...
"Magical & Inspiring..."
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! After a short maternity break, Vogue & Joanne return with a birth story, some courtroo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He's Quite Well Known..."
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks EXTRA sees one of the most interest piquing emails yet. Who could it possibly be??? Plus ...
Forty Is The New Twenty & Thirty-Six Minus Thirty Is... Six
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne robed in a hotel room and Vogue firmly back on the Dib Dabs, it's time to get down to bu...
MTGM EXTRA! "How Do You Respond To A Fella Like This?"
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You'll know by now that the MTGM inbox gets some weird and wonderful emails - but this week, Vogue &...
Babies, Brows & A Bikini
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As we move into spring, it's time to think about getting the bikinis out, but who's been gifted one ...
MTGM EXTRA! "LIES!"
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody likes a liar, now, do they? Come on. This week Vogue & Joanne have an email from a listener w...
Open To All...
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's lots to catch up on this week. Joanne needs to move house and has no idea how to do it and V...
MTGM EXTRA! "King Babies?!"
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What on Earth is "King Baby Syndrome"? Today, you'll find out! Also, it's almost time for Vogue to c...
Easter, Edibles & Publicity Stunts
25 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's FRIDAY! That means Vogue & Joanne are back with discussions about everything from easter bonnet...
MTGM EXTRA! "Giraffes Fighting!"
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has a challenge for Vogue this week... Theodore's animal knowledge is spot on, but has Vogue ...
Trolls, Peacocks & Ugly Crustaceans
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's an animal-heavy episode this week, which asks... "Who doesn't want to see a mini horse?" Plus d...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Was Prepared..."
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every so often the MTGM inbox is landed with an email that almost defies belief... You're about to h...
Stage Invaders, Shaggy Walk & Showmance
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It sounds as though things might have gotten out of hand at Joanne's gigs this week... Find out why!...
MTGM EXTRA! "Met Joanne's Mam!"
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne caught up with some excellent emails this week, covering topics from cigarette butts ...
A Deck Shoe Life
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What are your assumptions about Joanne & Vogue? That’s what you were asked this week… Find out t...
MTGM EXTRA! "WASTED At Joanne's Show..."
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the extra helping this week, we hear from one of you who got battered before seeing Joanne on tou...
Bintcoin, Business Accounts & Scatter Cushions
25 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've all felt the tension and anxiety this week, but MTGM is here to alleviate those feelings, wher...
MTGM EXTRA! “Posh Flutes.”
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don't forget that Vogue & Joanne are constantly on the lookout for your emails! This week, you've se...
This Shade of Green Is Not Nice On You
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
So who turned a shade of green and what are they jealous about? With the pod a little bit late this ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm A Real One For Sexy Music..."
16 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's your midweek therapy hit including unexpected soundtracks, jealousy and some dentures! With Joa...
Whale Toe, Frozen Eggs & A Pillow Castle
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue raises awareness for an issue that you may not have heard much about… (or you mig...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Mother Made Me, I've Nothing To Hide."
09 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to get into that email inbox again and see what you've all been up to. This week, there's ...
Do You Know What That Driver Did?
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! Sure, it was only 2 weeks without them, but still! Find out all about Vogue's holiday ...
MTGM EXTRA! "The L Word..."
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here's your last fix until Season 3, but don't worry, it's not too long to wait! Vogue & Joanne will...
Sex Ban, Teletubbies & Getting "Pretty Woman-ed"
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the last episode for this season, (don't worry... There's an EXTRA episode on Wednesday and Seaso...
MTGM EXTRA! "Icks & Fricks!"
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a week of polarising experiences this time... Joanne has got her act together, had her hair don...
Back On The Game
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hands up if you enjoy episodes where Joanne is so hungover that she won't put her camera on?! After ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He Did A Wheelie."
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here's your first extra helping of the New Year, where Vogue & Joanne polish up the last parts of se...
No Leaves Left, A Soft Landing & A Massive Banana
31 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They're back! After the plans for an episode over Christmas went up the wall, it's time to catch up ...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Secret Millionaire."
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With only a few days before the festivities go wild, it's time for Joanne's Christmas Party. Of cour...
Howth: My Ass Is Now On My Shoulders
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the giddy week before the festive season goes probably mad (though Joanne reckons she won't do th...
MTGM EXTRA! "You Can Be Bossy Sometimes!"
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the midweek hit! This time, Vogue & Joanne swap questions sent in by YOU and they have...
Fan Girl, Storm Barra & A Fake Wedding
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let's jump into this week's episode, where the storm has passed, the gifts have been regifted and we...
MTGM EXTRA! "Who Gives Bran Flakes To A One Night Stand?"
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Come and get some EXTRA! This week, the emails tackle orbiting, "sign off" lines, thigh embarrassmen...
Madonna, Nigel & Vogue Getting Decked
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry! Vogue is FINE. The decking was a long time ago. This week, Joanne is still on the apps ...
MTGM EXTRA! "PG: Pretty Good!"
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's a lot to wade through in the emails this week. First up it's all about whether she "went" or...
Begging, Bathing & A "Bean Bag Moon"
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue has got a BIG question for Joanne and the answer involves a lot of excited noises. There's din...
MTGM EXTRA! "Is Kim K Sound?"
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
OMG WHAT?! As has been promised for AGES now, you're finally getting an extra helping from Vogue & J...
"I Just Went"
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's another, particular word that needs striking from the record this week. Alternatives need to...
Cancellation, Solo Dining & An "Eye-Popping" Sofa
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's always a big week when Vogue has "put on a display" or "unveiled" something, so you can rest as...
Dumped Friends & The Worst News
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What could "the worst news" possibly be and how bad is it?? Find out all about Vogue's recent announ...
The Cloud, The "Ick" & Goofing Off
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, all is back to normal and everyone's happy. Vogue has an admission to make about what she...
Breakfast Chips, Bratwurst & The Omelette Station
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well she got back... Finally. Find out all about why there wasn't a podcast last week and why it was...
Elegance, Crystals & A Holiday Nightmare
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wait until you hear this one! Joanne's had a complete debacle of a holiday and Vogue is convinced th...
Water Slides, Turbo Tampons & Egg Porn
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There's PLENTY to get your teeth into this week... Vogue & Joanne hugely disagree about how an egg s...
Pungent Teeth, Shark Encounters & "Hangxiety"
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The episode is RIGHT ON TIME this week... It's just a shame that it's also way past Vogue's bedtime ...
Books, Bodies & A One Night Stand
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a bit of a false start on last weeks episode.... HERE IT IS! FINALLY! Vogue & Joanne reuni...
Buffet Breakfasts, Fish Myths & Face-Licking
17 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joanne is in Dublin, debunking myths and Vogue is France, embarrassed about her teeth. Ge...
Big Feet, Burning The Candle & Being Called Karen
10 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's some more! There's plenty to catch up on this week. Vogue's travelled here there and everywhe...
It's Just A Bit of Craic
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
THEY'RE BACK! IT'S TIME FOR SEASON 2!!! After a few weeks away, Vogue & Joanne are reunited (in ...
BONUS EPISODE: Top of The Topics
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
**NEW CONTENT** Before you think you've heard all of this before - have a listen to hear Vogue &...
BONUS EPISODE: All The Best Bits
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all got our favourite Vogue & Joanne moments from the first 18 episodes, so why not relive...
Tombstone Teeth & A Stranger's Tipi
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of the series, (don't worry - they'll be back soon!) Vogue & Joanne catch u...
Golf Life, Ghosting & Joanne's First D*** Pic
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
These podcasts tend to cover a lot, but this week seems to take in even more than usual.... Clairvoy...
Where Are The WAGs?
16 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A question that someone ought to have posed when all of this football business got underway a month ...
A Wide Gait
09 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne were at the champagne over the weekend, so you know this will be a good one! Joan...
Champagne Broccoli & Horse Philosophy
02 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you've listened for this long, you might think you know what to expect, but this week, Joanne has...
Nightmare Flight, Deck Chair Dress & A New Head
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for us to find out more about those sandals, right? All in good time! First, discover why ...
Paddling Pools, Canned Wine & Bargains
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
EVERYONE loves a bargain. It doesn't matter who you are. This week there are bargains aplenty, plus,...
Beep-Beep
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, find out how difficult it is to get rid of Joanne at a house party, what Vogue's been up ...
Kettles, Tennis & The Bucket List
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Have you made a bucket list yet? Give it some thought as you hear Vogue & Joanne's heavily contr...
Riders & Riding
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's no overstatement to say that Joanne has BIG news. Suffice to say it's been a good week. Meanwhi...
Ass Work, Gout & Cancel Culture
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has been to see another specialist, but what is it this time? There's also Vogue's Spoofer of...
Toilet Mushrooms, Napping & Mistaken Identity
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What even is a toilet mushroom? Listen and find out! This week, Vogue & Joanne take on everythin...
An Explosive Personality In The Kitchen
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne are back with another set of confessions that they'll soon wish they'd never made...
A Pheasant, A Flamingo & A Lobster
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From the title alone, you can see that this weeks episode contains everything you could possibly nee...
Sage, Yogurt & Regenerating Pizza
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's likely that you are in one of two camps when it comes to 'sage-ing' and Vogue & Joanne are ...
An Unprecedented Act of Chivalry
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what happened when Joanne slid into Wayne Lineker's DM's and why on earth she did it. Maybe...
Cheap Dates, Child Stars & Mummy MOT
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get Vogue & Joanne's take on cheap dates, going Dutch, who should pay and when. They've also pai...
Red Flags, Goody Bags & Why Joanne Was Ghosted
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is it! Episode 1 and the full explanation of why and how Joanne's therapist ghosted her. That's...
Listen & Subscribe to My Therapist Ghosted Me Now!
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Episodes coming SOON!If you'd like to get in touch, you can email [email protected]