You know how Vogue always starts on about Winter Wonderland at this time of year? It's a tradition! Well, it turns out Joanne has never known what she was actually talking about. Plus, Joanne's new friend, the very different films they watched as kids and WTF is going on with sinkholes?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the significance of Winter Wonderland?
We became the black. Well, I tell you, he was looking great. Victoria Smurfit and Aidan. Yes. Turner. Turner. Aidan Turner. There's an Irish family in it. Yeah. Do you know what's so funny? They're the best family. I was reading a review about it and they were talking about the kind of the hedonism of the 80s and the problems of the 80s and the kind of Thatcherism and the racism and everything.
They didn't really needle down into the anti-Irish racism. That Rivals does actually...
deal with did you have you watched it Joe no I'm sorry it's okay it's okay it's okay you don't need to apologize don't apologize it's very good it's very good it's the whole no blacks no dogs no Irish thing and they like talk about that in the show and stuff and all the anti-Irish stuff and the anti-Irish jokes and I thought it was great I thought it was great Julie do you know one of our friends um
I won't say who they are just in case they don't want. They went into a shop and they were in the shop and the guy was being really unhelpful. But they shop in that shop all the time and they're high end friends and they were in that shop. And then the guy in the shop was being so rude to them that they took their client and left the shop where they always buy stuff.
And then as the second one was walking out, he heard them saying the fucking Irish. They're always like that.
I know and he went back in and he's like excuse me and then he I can't believe that still exists because it was in the 80s that was like written on pub doors and so I know was it no blacks no dogs no Irish sorry
get you out it's just one of those times where I feel like I should apologise well yeah well we'll leave it with us we'll think about it we're not sure that you're allowed back in the fold now dogs I mean what's the dogs do such a good I mean such a good point
the fact that we're in the set like it's just now I'm not being bad to Ireland because you know I'd only ever big up Ireland but the fact that they don't really let dogs like I don't even know if you like bring your dog in the dirt it's very Ireland is not it's only when you travel abroad that you realise how pro or how anti-dog Ireland is yeah you can't like you can bring them
everywhere you can bring them on the train yeah here and also other places in America and all that anywhere I was in America there was dogs everywhere on buses and trains and I saw a video of a dog it was on TikTok and there was this golden retriever lying in business class with a blanket on him
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Chapter 2: What happens in the sinkhole incident?
Eamon Holmes.
No. Fair enough. He should be able to live. So I bumped into somebody that I used to go out with and I wouldn't mind. In Winter Wonderland? In Winter Wonderland, standing in the queue so it's not like you can get away. I thought it was for children. Everyone would go, Joanne, it's the best place on earth. How young is this ex?
How have you not been? I honestly thought they were just selling candles and twigs. I had no idea. She must be mad.
I was ice skating and everything there. Did you speak to the ex? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really nice. Now I wouldn't call him an ex-ex but like somebody that I used to date. Still good looking I have to say. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfortunately.
We kind of want them to have turned into a monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 3: How do sinkholes form and why are they dangerous?
remember that episode of Ab Fab and they're talking about a friend of theirs some enemy of theirs and they're like oh my god I saw that one of them comes home and she's really excited she goes I saw Susan guess what and one of them goes she's fat and she goes no better and she goes what and she goes she's blind and they're like hugging each other and screaming with excitement I love the girls.
It's literally one of the greatest TV shows of all time. And do you know what? Weirdly, I mean, they are very fat phobic. Yeah. But I think that was very much of the time. But apart from that, I think it's aged very well. Oh, it's like 100% so watchable now. You could easily binge on that happily. I loved it. And apparently Dawn French was devastated that she wasn't in it because she...
I think she was on maternity leave when Jennifer Saunders pitched it and so she wasn't free to do it there was something she wasn't free to do it so they got Joanna Lumley instead and Dawn she still talks about it in interviews to this day she's like I would have loved to she actually admits she goes I was a little jealous at the time because she had they were like a little comedy duo like a sketch duo and then Jennifer went and had this massive hit and Dawn was like oh I mean you'd be thrown up left right and centre you'd be sick I'd be sick
yeah yeah yeah that would be something that would be really difficult to get over actually I'm going to do what I'm going to do for next week's spot I'm going to look into things like that you know and you see that someone was like everyone bought the lotto together and one time they didn't go in and everyone else won 10 million I love things like that I have a lot in common with Dawn Friend she also played Roth the Telegram Boy in Stitchy that she did with Jennifer Sonners and she too was not happy about it
Jennifer Soner was playing Liesel, I believe, if my memory serves correct, and Dawn was playing the talent ground boy. Sorry, what is this thing you keep talking about?
What is this show? What? What is this show? I don't know who Rolf is. I've never known. I've just... The sound of music! Don't want to watch shit like that.
no I watched Beauty and the Beats growing up that's all shit like that Sound of Music is that Doe a Deer is that that one well yes but that's quite reductive come on that's really old and day kind of stuff there's more to it no when I was growing up I was into like The Simpsons rap yeah I was into Wu-Tang by the way P.S.
I was watching Fiddler on the Roof no I was only I swear to God I was only watching never watched that either I was only watching Beauty and the Beast over and over and over again we would have watched them I was well you know that when I was a child I had great aspirations to be kind of a stage school baby oh really ah yeah I wanted to be in the Billy Barry's and all which is kind of the stage school in Dublin but it was too far away and also my mother doesn't agree with show us yeah quote unquote
I was allowed to do some showing off yeah no she was very she was very she'll not be off his see we had Poopy who was this guy who used to come to her house in a van and he had all like all the movies that like were out in the cinema and stuff so like my mum was just like because she was working all the time we'd be allowed to go get a movie off Poopy and so we'd go get a movie sorry off who Poopy
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Chapter 4: What are the differences between childhood movies?
nice she's so nice she's really like I just remember meeting her just before I'd even done anything like I was literally a nobody and she was always so pleasant and nice you always remember people like that yeah she doesn't seem like a social climber she seems like someone who is just decent to whoever she likes or is around 100% and she was talking about she was talking about all the men she's been with and like loads of them cheated and she's kind of she holds no prisoner she's just kind of going for it anyway I was reading it and I was tagging her and I was recommending it
people anyway didn't Vanessa get in touch she did she's bringing me for dinner oh tell them where you're going the Wolseley the Wolseley yeah very fancy thank God we told her I didn't know the Wolseley Vanessa do you want to go to the Wolseley is that why you're dressed up are you going today
Chapter 5: What role did Poopy play in their childhood?
Chapter 6: How do dogs fit into public spaces?
Ireland it was a shame that they didn't kind of update their take on it a lot of them say it's about health and safety and they can't go into pubs and all but I remember there was one I used to live in Dun Laoghaire and there's a hotel beside where I used to live and they had a beer garden and they wouldn't even let dogs in the beer garden that's ridiculous well because they've already like I don't know the beer garden it's outside they wouldn't even let dogs in the outside let alone in the inside no they're not mad for dogs in Ireland absolutely not did you see the scariest story in the world that I sent you this week
it was I hope you don't remember because it scared the shit out of me is it about the robots kidnapping each other no it's about the man who got sucked into that sinkhole oh yes obviously a Florida man his name was Jeff Bush obviously a Florida man it's always a Florida man it's always a Florida man they're always slipping into things slipping into sinkholes yeah
so sinkholes basically so it opened up in the middle of the night sucked him into it because it was underneath his bedroom it sucked his bed in it sucked him in it sucked his dresser in and his brother Jeremy lucky Jeremy was awoken by Jeff calling his name from the sinkhole and they couldn't get him out of the sinkhole yeah he died what yes dead
I thought this was a fun sinkhole story where everyone survived no I think sinkholes go down so deep that like you either like you just hit lava or something down I swear to god they're like okay Jo okay what happened why don't you tell Jeff where's Jeff
Joe's in the Christmas season spirit already. He's like, see yous later. He's like, I'm going to take a piss, carry on. We're like, we can't carry on without Joe looking at us. We need Joe to look at us. Yeah, otherwise we're just going to stop. We don't work unless Joe's staring at us.
In Louisville, Kentucky, a sinkhole opened up at the water company's reservoir and swallowed an entire section of the water treatment plant. Is this not terrifying that we live in a world of just sinkholes?
I have to say, there's some... I kind of intentionally don't engage with the sinkhole news because it does feel... It's something you can't control.
Here's an uplifting one, right? No fatalities. In Shenzhen, China, a sinkhole that opened up on a major road swallowed a bus and several cars. Lots of people were injured significantly, but none dead. Fine. Thank God. It's a nice out there, Vogue. A sinkhole that appeared in the middle of a busy street in Fukuoka, Japan, was 30 metres long, 27 metres wide, 15 metres deep. Didn't kill anyone.
Can I just flag at this point? How come we have the technology and the sense and the smarts to travel to space and potentially we're all going to live in a housing estate in Mars, yet they can't predict a sinkhole? Like, how come they can read for volcanoes and earthquakes and they can't predict sinkholes?
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Chapter 7: What are the latest trends in TV shows?
No, I don't. Is it a Fenty Diamante one? I don't know. I'd say they'll be quite cold to just have a like, well, maybe she has a warmer for it as well. If it's 15 grand, you'd expect it comes heated. You'd want a little warmer.
Yeah.
Russell Crowe bought his own jockstrap for seven grand during a divorce auction. So his wife was trying to sell it and then he bought the jockstrap.
for $7,000 I mean they're now that's the first thing you've told me that I'm wondering about the ethics of that if my ex-husband was selling my knickers online I think I'd have something to say about that like that's a bit that's a bit revenge porny is it is that a bit revenge porny selling your husband's jockstrap yeah Joe riddle me this
fuck is a jockstrap you can pretend to google that as well I actually don't know what that is is that that thing that your mom was going around in the boxer Mike Tyson I remember there was a picture of him and he was going around with that jockstrap where his arse was just like that's a jockstrap hentai was the word hentai is the is the cartoon porn yeah well they're sort of just like little pants but to hold like the thing that Mike Tyson was wearing there's only there's only space for the front part
yeah so ass on show basically yeah so she's basically selling his knickers yeah pretty much that's not great now I mean but anyone who wants to buy fucking a jock shop that someone's balls have been sitting in come on I know but if my ex wasn't selling my knickers I'd be like that's not cool man and I want my money back for those knickers I want my knickers yeah they were 30 euro yeah they were from Urban Outfitters 30 euro like I have a pair of knickers that cost 30 euro
I got them I got 25 pairs of them in Victoria's Secret for $80 so I want that money back thank you Elvis Presley used to buy people's underwear he used to buy fans underwear he had a fetish
for fun sorry I mean he was a bit oh yeah he was a bit dodged wasn't he a little bit I mean he was he married someone when they were 16 put it through the lens of now and it's not great not great at all not great no no no no no yeah but like he died in a toilet so there you go karma come here to me oh that'll be scarlet god I just hope you'd rather go down you'd rather go down a sinkhole than die in the toilet 100% being just sat there on the toilet no
Did he have a burger in his hand or something?
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