Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be said... Why would someone take you ice skating on a date? How did the Strictly Christmas Special go? How long is the Wicked movie? That sort of stuff. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What did Vogue and Joanne discuss before their Christmas party?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams, and Joanne McNally. Getting my tree today. Oh, also said my first happy Christmas the other day. It felt really good. I have a question for you, Joanne McNally. When you walk into Global, there's photographers there all the time. And Matt the pap said that he saw you sprinting down the road. What was that about?
Today or the other day? Today. He was like, I just saw your friend sprinting down here. Was I sprinting? God, I'm just so fit these days. I don't even know what I'm doing. I was like, what? Was I just sprinting? Sprinting. I was doing an Ironman on Leicester Square. Me and Matt have a lovely relationship. Where he leaves you alone. He leaves me alone, yeah. I mean, who would he say that to?
where would you go? Daily Mail are into you now are they indeed? am I not still a guest on your are you not still a regular guest on my podcast?
yeah exactly so they've always preferred you but I walked up the thing and I was like oh my coat's nice oh I'm kind of alright and then I walked to the door at Global and I was like oh shit I forgot about my hair because I have my Strictly hair in you have your Strictly hair because I slept in it last night and I was like I'm too tired to change it so not like you it's a very me thing to do your hair for people who can't see you it's
not hillbilly what do you call it 50s look what you have rockabilly rockabilly you're like joe she's hillbilly she's got a mullet again it's rockabilly you look like one of the girls in greece
They actually wanted to do this other thing where it literally looked like there was pubes on my head and I was like girls I'm sorry but like I don't I already don't have enough sequins and you're not putting pubes on my head for Strictly. I'm not doing it. I'm sorry now what can you describe what that was? Like very very tight curls like someone messaged me and was like. Oh sorry yeah yeah yeah.
you look like you're going to your communion followed by your fesh the Irish dance festival fesh fair I think it really suits you you filmed your finale I filmed the Strictly Christmas special yesterday so we were there all day I mean
when I say I'm tired I hate being one of those people but I am so tired from doing all that because it's very full on yeah had a lot of fun I had a lot of fun oh my god something happened last night so there's a bar right at Strictly which I found confusing because it is the BBC but there's a bar at Strictly and the people that are sitting in the audience they go into that bar and I didn't know that they have to pay I thought that they all just got a little glass of wine and stuff like that but they have to pay for drinks but I didn't know that
So myself and Tamsin, who was one of the dancers, she's an actress. And we were like, so, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were so excited after our dance. And we're like, let's go. Let's go get ourselves a drink. So we went, we got a drink. And this man came over and he's like, excuse me, what are you doing? And we're like, oh, we're just getting a quick drink, like a tiny vodka.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Vogue's Strictly Christmas special?
oh my god we were like we didn't know oh come on usually in those situations there's a little free bar backstage he flung the small business owner straight at me and I was like oh my I was like can I pay and he goes what I don't have a card machine and I was like well I don't understand how your small business works How are you supposed to pay for it then? I don't know. I don't know.
I honestly was so confused by it. I just took the vodka and left. He said, just take it. Just take it. I was like, God damn it. I feel so bad. This is going to be the next story now. Yeah. Vogue is stealing off small business. Yeah. Sorry. Small business owner. But anyway, we had a lovely time. I had one drink, obviously, because I couldn't have any more. But we're at Strictly.
And I met Claudia Winkerman. the fringe I have never seen such shiny hair in my life her hair is like it's glittering it was so clean and just sparkling shine I hate to dampen your what's the saying squib I thought it was rain on your parade that's it sorry we're going with dampen your squib I hate to dampen your squib Have you guys already been drinking or something? What's happening?
You know I have Mac Claudia. She is a personal private friend. Oh sure. When? Well she didn't mention you not once. Did she not? That's because we're a personal private friend. We don't shout about it. Like Gary Barlow yeah? Well Gary Barlow did send me his wines. Yes. Gary Barlow sent me his wines and then I tagged him in his wines and it was like Gary will not accept this request.
He doesn't accept requests from people who don't follow him. No, I don't follow him either. But I did Claudia's radio show. I've seen it up close. That's so funny. Actually, I always imagined Gary Bardo sitting there packaging up his own wine to send it to people. Yeah, crushing the grapes with his little feet and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he really knows me.
I said, it's not Christmas until me and Gary swap presents. What did you send Gaza? Zara voucher. Oh, that's really kind. All the men in my life get a Zara voucher. Joe, yours is on the way. I thought you sent him some heels. I sent Gary an anxious crocodile bag. That's what I did. All my jewels arrived today. I've got my jewellery collection. I'm just gifting it to everyone.
But I'm actually paying for it, I would like to point out. Okay, yeah. No, I'm not paying for the bags. I'm not going to dress up. No, see, that would be included because my family know that I get tanned stuff so they know what's free stuff. This is what I was saying. Folks sent me when I was... It was actually in the gym. Making... Okay, there's a guy in the gym.
We're making some intense eye contact. Anyway, back to... We'll get to him in a second. One second. Why is it so cold in here? I feel like I'm in Iceland.
I have no control over the temperature. I'm sorry.
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Chapter 3: Why does Vogue think ice skating is a bad date idea?
Obviously, they don't have their hands up me, but I tell them about BMX. Did you win? I can't tell you that, Joanne. Why would I ruin Christmas Day for everyone? Yeah, you're right. Why would I ruin it? Yeah, I know, you're right. Obviously, and I'm a fantastic dancer, as you know, so what do you think?
I went to see ABBA Voyage oh go on it is spectacular oh my god because I was like what could they do with like holograms unbelievable oh my god I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it you know when you're at a show and Svenny didn't even really want to go because he's like what is this going to be and I was like I got tickets I took Gina and Cass for Gina's birthday took Svenny's mum now it's not cheap
and I took T and Gigi it's 90 minutes long it was amazing there was a man beside me crying I had goosebumps like I'm getting goosebumps now maybe it's the cold studio though it was so brilliant I couldn't believe it like I want to go again I'll go with you again Really? Really, really that good. I mean, I wish it was closer to where I live. That was what turned me off. Yeah.
It does take 45, 50 minutes to get there. Well, not if you live beside us. But they're holograms. Can we not just get them to beam into Battersea or whatever now? I think they really have to set up a big studio. I just want them in the house. Yeah, I mean, the production can't be that big. It's only ABBA. The light show. It's only an ABBA hologram. How hard can it be? Get them to zoom in.
ABBA.
Yeah, it's ABBA. Sorry. Oh my God, Mike, I'm sorry if you're listening. Oh my God, I hope. Well, oh God, I don't want to see those men because they're real people. Yeah. No, ABBA, I just had so much fun in it. It was such good crack. Apparently, it's going to have to run for years and years and sell out every night to ever even break even. Apparently, it's like a massive money pit. What?
I heard they were making an absolute fortune off it because it's one of their sons who made it it's one of their sons Bjorn well they've just booked it for another two years it's booked out all the time I don't know if that could be true because the tickets I'm telling you cost a fortune they've never done it before it's like the first of its kind blah blah blah well that was something I listened to a podcast about it maybe a year ago so maybe Google it because the tickets are very expensive I think they're doing an Elvis one as well which I'm very excited
Oh my God, the Elvis one. I heard that they're going to do a Kiss one. I prefer Elvis. Elvis would be amazing. That's because you've got the hillbilly hair and you've gone into the whole... I've gone all Elvis. Yeah, you and Joe were like bonding over that. Oh, I'd love that. But only like three of his songs. Elvis, come on. Tina Turner, they should do Tina Turner.
I mean, how lazy of her, but they're still alive. that's what I thought fucking hell I was googling during it and I was like what the fuck they're still going they're still going they just couldn't be arsed they didn't even do the dancing for it they got other younger people to do the dancing now what age are they oh they'd be well they'd be well cracking on but they'd be 70s now
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Chapter 4: What were Vogue's impressions of the Wicked movie?
I actually haven't done anything about it because I was like, if I do anything about it, it will make it worse. But like, Alison Hammond, I love The Great British Break Off and I loved watching it. And whenever she's on it, she's like, bike! That's her bit. And then I saw her sitting in Global and like, because I watch her so much, I just was like, I know her, but I don't.
So I literally just screamed at her. I waved at her and I said, bike! And she was like, what? And I was like...
bye you're like oh god I'm doubling down I'm doubling down and then I was like oh my god sorry I've been watching you on Bake Off and then I was like well I mail her about it and I was like if I mail her about it it'll make it worse because like then I'm bringing it up again it's so embarrassing I don't know her I've never met her did she recognise you though I hope so yeah you'd hope that she would I couldn't be 100% sure
You'd hope she would. Bike. Shut up. But surely she's well used to that.
In a brummy accent.
Yeah, I did the accent twice. Is that a brummy accent? Bike. Yeah, because it's bake. No, I know.
oh now I understand I know but I'm still so embarrassed about it when I think of it I'm like oh god because I actually don't yeah I don't think I've met her and it happened before that thing doesn't happen very often but it's the problem is when you instastalk people yeah and it happened with Peter Andre's wife who I don't know at all and she she was in Zara and I just started waving at her and I was like oh my god I've just been watching the reality show and I don't know her yeah you don't know her
that's happened to me before in Dublin I remember trying to talk to someone and it turned out she was an actress in Fair City oh god yeah are you watching Fair City I was back in the day my mum loves Fair City we need to call out awkward celebrity encounters oh yeah that's a good idea Jo look at your fucking you finally do a bit of work at the end of the year we're finished Jo second last F and he's decided to chip in thanks for that intense brainstorming session we could have done that we could have done with that in January that's a really good shout we should ask the listeners Jo you ask because it was your idea
send in your awkward celebrity encounters hello at mtgmpod.com oh god I'd love to hear them they'll make me feel better as well should I mail her or not mail her leave it I'd leave it oh god she's a personal private friend of mine so when I speak to her I'll tell her oh they're all private friends of hers so I have some news oh hit us I am, well, I have written a book. You have?
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Chapter 5: How did Vogue's Garmin watch influence her health insights?
I can't remember now, but I'm... No, you didn't. You said you were going to take me out for dinner in New York and you didn't. Did he open you for dinner in New York in the end? No, he didn't. Did he make a prayer for you on birthday dinner? Bury me. Bury me. Bury me. I was like, oh, it's happy hour as well and she's still not offering a prayer. Rev, talk to me about it, yeah? It's $100.
you remember last week you were talking about Dawn French and she and she missed out on Ab Fab yeah and she was really upset about it someone mailed me and she said that her boyfriend back in the day he was asked to give a thousand pounds to invest in a sandwich shop that was his friend's sandwich shop it was Pret-a-Manger and he didn't do it he didn't do it no I'd have to throw up everywhere yep I'd be sick
Now, in fairness, we actually don't know what those company accounts are like. Maybe they're not great, but I doubt that.
Well, I mean... There's one on every street.
It's literally more... I mean, they've expanded quite quickly. ...than human beings. Speaking of sandwiches, Butler has got in touch.
butlers as a little refresh i was giving out saying i got into the airports and weighed the sandwiches because that's how boring and piggish i am and butlers got in touch and they were very nice and they were like i'd actually kind of forgotten i'd fucking given out about this and they're like joanne just you know we haven't changed the recipe but they're made on site and it might have just been that day that there was a little less ingredient in the sandwich so i i
I apologise correction coroner I stand corrected butlers have not done the shrinkability thing that Jo was talking about oh my god I'm absolutely mortified that you've done that to us I apologise butlers I love butlers and then I just get dragged under with her I know awful oh and they said to tell Vogue to go fuck herself
oh did they yeah you know anyway other people that missed out and stuff John Travolta was meant to do Forrest Gump turned it down no yeah what an idiot yeah he said it was lame that's why he turned it down we used to watch Forrest Gump in religion class that's how un-lame it was oh Forrest Gump it's so good Gwyneth Paltrow was meant to be Rose in Titanic I don't believe that. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
No, I was thinking of Cameron Diaz. Gwyneth, I can believe. Yeah. I was thinking Cameron's a weird selection. Yeah. Gwyneth, yes. She turned it in. I don't think that would have been very Gwyneth. Kate Winslet is... She's doing a lot of press at the moment. I think she was in that film, Lee. I think she actually produced that film, Lee. She's amazing. She's amazing.
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