Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whilst Joanne is ready to pick up a drill and hammer and go to town on her apartment. Plus, The London Marathon, the Pope sweepstake and why British people need to learn the phrase 'being bold'.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the introduction to DIY, Conclave & Trolls?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me, with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally.
And we're in studio, which is lovely.
I know, isn't it? And Joe's raging. Joe's raging that we're in studio, yeah. Because he's got to go somewhere far away, far, far.
Chapter 2: What funny experiences do they share about line bikes?
Yeah, I've just got to sprint in 25 degree heat straight to Waterloo directly after the record, but you know I'd do anything for you.
the only thing is no one says you can't get a line bike first of all sorry get a line bike do not cycle those things look like a disaster they're like I feel safer in an egg carton on the roads than a line bike are you joking me why unless they want to sponsor the podcast in which case I'm a big fan
I love that you two who've never been on a line bike are sitting here just, I'm a line biker. Not anymore because I got my new bike.
They're basically, if anyone's not aware, they're the kind of city bike. They're electric. Are they?
Oh my, I see you know nothing about them.
I don't, sorry, you're right. They're always around Clapham Common. People just toss them on the ground. That drives me mad. They're like pennies or pre-market. You only go in there and if there's a Saturday and it's carnage, there's clothes everywhere.
that's what the line bikes are like in the weekend around the common they're just tossed everywhere you're actually meant to take a picture of your bike when you drop it off though so when you park it you have to take a picture of it being parked because obviously they're like everyone's just fucking them in the sewers and stuff these things there's blood on them there's booze on them like there's carnage I watched a woman right she looked like to be in her late 30s
on a good day I'd say she looked in her late 30s and she was emptying the rubbish from her bag into the line bike basket and I just thought why are you doing that why are you putting the rubbish from your bag and you know me and Alza stood there and watched her and I was like I'm not going to say anything this is London anything could go on anything could go on she could come and like go for me do you want to have a sweet there Jo?
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: Why does Joanne want to learn DIY skills?
Well, sorry. Do you know what? I went down to the Framers on a Monday. I have five prints, including yours.
so she'd have no money left to live for the rest of the year I'm gonna see if I can move framers because these lads they're all the same they're probably off skiing with the amount of money I put into that business they own the chalet as well they own the chalet they it's not just your framers no I know their framers are notorious it's all framers I know I framed a couple of theatres when I got Sven to do it because I knew the price and he didn't I was like take them you can do me a favour take them over there
He's like, did I just make 200 pounds to get this framed? I'm like, I think the kids are going to go on Ikea frames. That's a deal. 200 pounds. What are you getting done? Are you getting that like shine proof glass? I'm getting all the bits and pieces.
Once I'm in there, I'm upsold, you know, I'm sold. And then they have a certain guy in the place that comes and hangs it because obviously I can't do any DIY. Someone comes and hangs it for you? A guy called, what's his name? Norwood or something.
Well, I have to say, you're a handyman. I've never been ghosted so much in my life by handymen. Honestly.
I had to stop using them.
Left, right and centre. Same in Ireland. I have this guy come up. He's thrilled to do the work. We're like six months down the line. We're like, if you don't want to do it, just please tell us.
We're waiting for you. They ghost so bad. They're spinning. They're spinning clients, of course, because they're trying to keep everyone happy. See, you have a drill. This probably is a bit boring for the podcast. I need to borrow your drill.
I don't not for any particular reason I'm not sure it's a good idea I'm not sure it's a good idea but I'll let you have a go I've a load of things to hang would you not wait till you own your own place before you start borrowing my drill I think I'm doing an interiors show or an episode or like one episode of an interiors thing maybe maybe on the flat so I'm gonna have to really oh my god that'll be really good yeah yeah shit I should have got you in for my show there is a tool that detects electric cables in your wall oh god I never even thought about that before you drill
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Chapter 4: What are the latest discussions about the Papal Conclave?
Come on.
We could do a sweep. That's a fun thing to do. We could do a sweepstake. Okay, let's see. Let's see who the popes are in the running. And then when they win, when they release the white smoke, I'm going to go out on my balcony and kind of puff on a proud Mary just to mark the event.
Chapter 5: How does Joanne feel about traveling with her mother?
well we never know my own little reveal yeah I'm going to stand on my windowsill and clap and calm and puff it away okay the front runner currently he's 70 so that's Pietro Parolin pizza party is he the pizza party guy I don't think he's the pizza party 12, okay, there's 12 Cardinals. Everyone has to choose one. We do this in horse racing. I only ever choose on the name.
So let's just go by names, yes? Okay, well, I'm going to go for a pizza party.
Pizza balla. Pizza balls, that's it, yeah.
Pizza balls. Okay, you're going for pizza balls. Joe, here's other ones that we could go for. I'm choosing next by the name. Some of them are. Jean-Marc Aveline.
66, he's practically a spring chicken. Well, you see, they don't want to vote in them too young because they don't want them to be there for too long because then it becomes like some sort of weird Pope dictatorship. Okay, Jean-Marc, a bit Putin vibes like.
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Chapter 6: What are their thoughts on holiday plans and Christmas celebrations?
Chapter 7: What does Vogue reveal about her shopping experiences?
Dorothy Perkins, and she's like, that's designer.
Yeah, Zara Jumpsy. And I was like, wow. Look at this Jane Norman jumper. I guess it is subjective as to what you think is designer. But for me, I ran out of the place like I burgled it. I was thrilled with myself. And then I got home and I was putting them all on and I had a great day. That's how I felt with Vinted.
I got a Prada tank top for £80.
How much would a Prada tank top be?
Like £500. I don't know, Jo, how much would they be? Because I'd never dream of buying one at full price, obviously. But I honestly was like, this is the most amazing thing.
720 pounds whoa 720 for a tank top yep well I got it for 80 and I even thought that was the lot that's a two week holiday 720 pounds imagine that speaking of holidays so did I tell you me and my family are going away for Christmas for Christmas we're going away for Christmas we're going to a we're going we're going to have a tropical Christmas we're going somewhere hot where we're going to Canaries or something
I don't actually know where we're going.
Well, I'm just going to put it out there. I might go to South Africa at Christmas and I'm not following you, but I'd love you to be there.
Yeah, no, you should go. I can't. It's too far. It's too far to go for five days. Oh yeah, it is, yeah. For Christmas. Well, I've only got that in my mind. It probably won't happen. Okay. And I was talking to my mother about it all and I was like, we're talking about the cost and everything. She told me the cost and I was like, well, I'll cover you for your Christmas present, blah, blah, blah.
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