Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to Joanne. Plus, an update on an email from a couple of weeks ago... What's happened now?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What celebrations are happening today?
Happy World Book Day. We're recording on World Book Day.
Happy, well, for me, I'm in Galway, so it's Happy Ash Wednesday. No, that was yesterday. It's Thursday. Sorry, Happy Pancake Tuesday.
And this episode is going out next Wednesday, so none of it makes sense, really. So Happy Mother's Day is what we're actually saying.
Happy birthday to me. This is October. Happy Christmas.
Happy New Year's, Jo.
Whenever this goes out.
Yeah. We want to be on top of things and across all events. I think we've covered everything. Is there anything else?
Happy Valentine's Day for next year. Indeed.
Happy Thanksgiving. All right, Jo. That's enough now. We've milked it.
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Chapter 2: What was Vogue's World Book Day costume?
We're not American. We're not American.
Trust you.
Trust you to ruin us. I... I... I enjoy World Book Day. I don't remember us having World Book Day as children. We didn't have that, did we? No, it's all new. We had nothing. It's brilliant. We had nothing. In my kids' school, everyone obviously gets dressed up. It's really exciting. And all the teachers and stuff were dressed up. And I walked in in what I can only describe as a fantastic outfit.
It's a bright neon orange trousers and a bright neon matching trench. And the amount of people who asked me what I was. I'm lava. I'm a highlighter. Yeah.
What fluorescent thing has written a book before? I'm sure there's loads. You're the country coat.
You're the country goat. They thought I was in a World Book Day costume, Jo.
Vogue, what is the colour, please, of your upcoming book, Big Mouth, please?
It's not... Floral. It's not neon orange. It's pink.
It's pink, but I'm wearing orange, Jo. Oh, sorry.
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Chapter 3: What are Joanne's thoughts on trad wives?
Martha Stewart. That's Martha Stewart's buzz. And now that I know Martha Stewart intimately after watching her documentary, I enjoy Martha Stewart because while she is a perfectionist and she did play the role of trad wife even though her husband left her, she did her time. And that's the kind of woman I respect. So...
If and when Megan does seven or eight years in the DOCUS in Ireland or whatever the female prison is in the UK, or if she gets, what's it, what's it, Rogers Island, what's it in America? Reuters, Reuters. Reuters. What's it called?
Guantanamo Bay.
I mean, she'd have to do some serious shit to get into Guantanamo Bay, but like you wouldn't know, it's Megan, you wouldn't know what she'd do.
I mean, I just think it's too, it's so, it's like, it's like that bloody, you know, that angel perfume. It's so sickly sweet. That's kind of, I bet you she wears angel. Sorry to anyone who wears angel. I just wear men's aftershave and that's very sweet to me.
But Vogue, you're right. I could not agree with you more. There is a kind of a sickly sweetness to the whole thing. Whether that's genuine or not, we'll never know. We'll never know. But it's not for me. Rikers. It's not, it's not for me. I don't, I don't, I don't want, I don't.
I will take a hit because I want to be... I'm on a journey to be a trad wife. My nails aren't done. That's not very trad wife. And I intend on making some sautéed mushrooms later. So that will be on my Instagram, if anyone...
Folk, referencing your nails, I don't think you know what a trad wife does. They don't get their nails done. They're literally birthing calves on the farm, plucking potatoes, and then they come in and breastfeed their kids off their 20 tits. So there's no one has, they don't have a shellac.
Oh, okay. Well, I thought I was going to be that other trad wife who makes her... The Pony Blue or... No, I'm thinking of Bonnie Blue. What's your man's name? Blue. And the wife makes all those... I was sending you videos and you were like, go away, Vogue. It's not his name. It's just Lucky Boy, Lucky Blue or something.
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