An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows to be more Joanne and Joanne is fielding questions about varicose veins. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, just visit www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the bonus episode about?
Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally.
Chapter 2: Who is Joe and why is he surprising?
And our little gal pal Joe. Joseph.
Hey Joe. Everyone is so shocked and almost appalled when I post a picture of Joe. It's like what? He's not a 900 year old man.
I think, yeah, I wonder, sometimes it's quite jarring when you see the face attached to a voice that you're so used to hearing but have never seen. And I guess you're that guy, Jo, you're jarring Jo. You jar, you jar people.
Do you do that thing like when you read books, you cast, do you ever do that when you read a book, you cast people in the role? So you sort of have the person that you imagine in your mind. So I suppose people do that for podcasts. Yeah.
And you're so disappointed when like the person, like I, I don't know. Thank you.
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Chapter 3: What are Vogue's resolutions for 2025?
Is Joe. I know, it's hard. That's why we shouldn't divulge. I said, let's not post. We just, it's upsetting. I met Joe in real life. I was so upset. We don't want to let people down, you know. Let's not ruin the year. It's only started.
I tell you what, my year's going pretty well. I've decided to be more Joanne in 2025. Have you noticed?
Oh, Jesus. What the heck? Go on. I'm ready for the insult. What's this?
Well, you were off to South Africa and I was like, that bitch is off on holidays. She's dead right and I need to go on holidays. You're literally only back. That wasn't a holiday.
That was Christmas.
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Chapter 4: What skiing mishaps did Vogue experience?
That was Christmas. That does not count. That was, that was in 2024. Joanne, I'm talking about 2025.
2024 is the olden days. Like I call that back in the day now. Like, like that's cholera times.
The old me. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Spenny and I decided to go on a three day ski trip.
alone on our own is that where you are now because I don't recognize the background yeah that's where I am now and I had a very we went out in the slopes and I kind of ruined we had a half a day to go on the slopes I really wanted to shoop shoop all day long yeah unfortunately my calves got in the way again got in the way again
what I didn't that they detached what happened so I went down I got my boots and I was grand the boots fitted me foot wise foot wise perfect fit calf wise not perfect fit I had to stop on the slopes and open them and I was like ah And I was breathing like when I was giving birth. And Svenny was like, what's wrong with you? And I was like, ah, ah, there's, ah. I was literally like that.
And he was like, what's wrong? And I was like, it's the circulation.
Sorry. Like, so what are you saying to me? That a woman with a strong calf... I can't ski.
No, she's got to buy bigger boots. So I got back onto that big boot company and I said, listen, I'll do the deal with you if you also make ski boots because now I'm in desperate need. I love this.
It's like a Roald Dahl book. You're like Mrs. Trunchkin. What was her name? You're one of the shop putters. Mrs. Trunchbull. Mrs. Trunchbull with the big Soviet Union bun. Do you remember her?
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Chapter 5: What issues arise with varicose veins?
I'm going back in now. I have another little one bubbling up on the kneecap that needs to be clipped out and it's not going to be lasered off. My varicose veins, I don't mean to brag, but they're way more, what would I say, violent than yours. Yeah, yeah. Mine aren't like, oh, cutesy lasered off veins.
21.
Is that fully under? Yeah.
Local is like when they kind of do it in the local area. So they'll just like do the... Surely it's local now.
It's going to be a local facelift by the time we're gone.
Yeah, they're gone now. Well, it's in like, you know, first one was general. Next one was local. Third one was local. And this is going to be the fourth one. Fourth one, she says proudly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just keep coming back. Not great. The only thing my body seems to rejuvenate is Vargas Vance.
Listen, we all have our cross to bear. As other people will say, I have a wart hanging off my face.
I said this before. When the doctor, the first time that I had them done, he had me stood up on a box and he was drawing circles around them. He was like, who gave you these? Because he's like, these are genetic. And I was like, I don't know actually. And then when I found both my birth parents, I asked the two of them and they're both... As you can imagine, heavily denied it.
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Chapter 6: How does the body deal with varicose veins?
Oh yeah, like full judas. They were like, I don't know what you're talking about.
No offence, I'd be inclined to blame her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, do you reckon? The birth mother, yeah, I don't know why. Or Pat.
We could just blame her anyway.
Do you know what? Actually, why are you letting Pat away with it?
I know, yeah. She gets, Pat gets away with everything. I wouldn't be surprised if she somehow managed to flex nature. Wouldn't surprise me at all. Anyway. Between your calves and my varicose veins, we shouldn't be seeing for the waist down. Joe, how are you from the waist down? Genitals aside.
Genitals aside, yeah, that left knee after the knee op, pretty good.
You can't keep going on about the knee op. You can't keep going on about it. Sorry, it's been over a year now.
I don't think I've got any varicose veins, but I don't really know what they are.
You don't know what a varicose vein is. It's a vein that pops out.
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Chapter 7: What was the experience with the mechanic?
Yes, Vogue, I do have an appendix, yes.
Folk, riddle me this.
Riddle me this.
Only if you tell me if you have an appendix or not.
Thanks.
You should be very proud of yourself. Well done.
Very proud.
I have my own appendix, yeah. What about the tonsils? What about the tonsils?
I have my own tonsils. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I'll be honest. I wish I hadn't. They were, they tormented me. I'll never forget when COVID, when we took the masks off. And do you remember Dennis the mechanic?
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