It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find out what happened when Vogue was spied on by a neighbour and why Joanne might need more than board games to keep herself out of trouble. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comFor more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Joanne McNally, and my co-host and work wife, Bo Williams.
Holiday crisps are one of my favourite things in the whole world and I've just been eating them non-stop. I'm 100% crisp at this stage. My mouth is so dry from eating them.
They are the cuisine of the holiday, Gower, are they not?
Spenny arrived home from the supermarket. He didn't have a bag of salt and vinegar lays. Disappointing, but I didn't go to the supermarket so I couldn't complain. He did come home with a bag of bugles.
Hmm. I thought bugle. Oh, yeah. The horned crisp. I know them well.
That's the boys.
That's my girls. How clever of you. Horned crisp. Indeed.
I actually don't know what a bugle is, but I heard bugle was cocaine. Well, I nearly brought the crisp back because I said, excuse me, there's no cocaine in this bag. What have you done?
Fake news. Where is the dust? You should contact Joe Lysa. You can contact his consumer program. I think you'd get great traction. I think I'd subscribe to the Daily Mail if you did that.
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Chapter 2: What happened with Vogue's neighbor?
And he was like, you can use the swimming pool because as a resident, you can have your guests use the swimming pool. And Theodore's been there for a pool party and stuff like that because one of his friends lives there. Anyway, one day I took Otto because he kept...
I love the idea of Theodore just buzzing over by himself for a scuba party.
Oh my God, my party. Yeah, just knocking over to his mates. Love it. But anyway, I went to the pool with Otto and I posted a little picture of Ossie jumping in and out of the pool. And then some girl mailed me and I don't see all my mails sometimes. And she goes, hey, don't mean to burst your bubble, but he's not allowed in that swimming pool. Oh.
And I was like, and I saw that, but then I'd seen, she'd mailed me loads of nice things before that I hadn't seen. Cause you know, either way, you just don't see all your mail. And I just wrote back and I was like, um, why do you live there? And she goes, yes, I do live there. And it's a residence only pool. And I was like, do you have a problem with my mail?
two-year-old swimming in the pool yes i do have a problem because oh we pay for the service charges of that building and you don't pay a penny you just think that you're allowed waltz in uninvited to come and use our swimming pool when you don't pay a penny imagine i walked into your apartment and even used your lift that you're paying for and i just went back and i was like do you think that i just like came in off the street and and and used your swimming pool uninvited like yeah
just swooped by the concierge and just said fuck it I'm gonna leg it in and just like use that's like that was and I just wrote back and I was like do you think that I did that and then she unfollowed me and didn't respond because she obviously thought how ridiculous she was and then maybe oh I told the man whose apartment we look after for him sometimes uh-huh Turns out she doesn't live there.
Her mother does. So she is not paying the service charge. And I nearly wrote back and then Spencer was like, you're being petty. And I was like, okay, fine. I won't write back, but I will be doing this as a pod topic.
oh my god sometimes this like firstly it's hardly like you scaled the wall in your armbands with your child and like fucking broke in do you know what i mean like you're clearly there half legitimately you know and also no one was even at the pool do you think i give a shit if someone was you like i have a lift in our building it's not like i'm looking like i'm not checking the electrics on it and seeing who's riding the lift who shouldn't be riding the lift
That's the worst analogy I've ever heard. I know, it was just, it was really bizarre, but I just thought it was the funniest that she thought I was just sneaking into other people's buildings to use their facilities uninvited. And also, what got me was, it's like, why do you care? Why do you care? Like, I just wouldn't care.
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Chapter 3: Why did Spenny quit the podcast?
Gawking over you guys for sorting myself out. I'm glad.
Very long flight to pleasure yourself in the corner, Vogue. I mean, you could have done that for free in London, but anyway. I like to have a peep at what you guys are doing. She just loves to travel. She loves to see a home. She's big into property now. Oh, stop. I did wonder, do you think that I can be depraved in the house rather than take it all to the shed?
You can do whatever you want in the house. No one's going to know. Right, because there's a jar of mayonnaise in the main fridge that I haven't been too scared to touch, but I think I might dip the fingers in that. I've been sniffing around it for a while because I don't sell it down the town.
That is so funny. What else do you do there? So what are you doing every day? Tell us. You're going for nice walks and stuff?
Going for nice walks, writing, reading. Don't really know. I go for lunch, obviously. There's a gym down the road. I'm doing a bit of gymming. I've done some running. As you know, I'm a fierce runner now. Fierce runner. Did you take the old, the backpack thing that you harness? I do. I do. Well, I didn't since you shamed me out of it, folk. No, I haven't actually. I've been harness free.
I'd say you feel great about it. For a year now, actually. I have a friend who lives down the road. I've been meeting him for lunch, having some wines. I'm off to Tabletop Mountain tomorrow. Like, I'm kind of just filling my time. But you know what I am going to do? And I'm sorry, but I'm saying it now. To the Penguin Beach. Oh, no, obviously I have to go to the Penguin Beach. Sorry, not sorry.
And I think this is as integral to a solo person's holiday as pepper spray and a taser gun.
Getting a selfie stick.
Sorry. Sorry. But just because I'm not in a relationship, why should my photography suffer? Why? At the moment, all my selfies are just me, my head up close with very little background in it. And I just don't think I should be punished.
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