#311: Jesus Did This
19 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to rem...
#310: Disorders and Cover-Ups
14 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New Y...
#309: The New Face of 'Jersey'
12 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are...
#308: Lu-zing Her Mind (Special Guest: Matt Whitfield)
08 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to ...
#307: The Non Housewives Awards!
05 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own A...
#306: Game of Calzones
30 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're ...
#305: The Return of Judgey Eyes
28 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of ...
#304: Vulture’s Brian Moylan: The Countess Report
23 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives...
#303: Women on the Verge
22 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure o...
#302: LuAnn Is High On Life!
16 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode,...
#301: Awaken the Giant Carny Within
15 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate ...
#300: 300
09 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housew...
#299: Austin Catty Limits (Special Guest Anna David)
08 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's...
#298: Welcome to the Berserk-shires (Special Guest: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor)
02 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Cryin...
#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby
31 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting lai...
#296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds
26 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real...
#295: Frito Pie, Felicia
24 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of ...
#294: The Rey Agenda
20 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he think...
#293: Terrifying Head Cases
18 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their h...
#292: Brace Yourself
12 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide...
#291: Bourbon Legend
11 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to ...
#290: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch
05 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open ...
#289: Don’t Throw Bunnies if You Live in a Box House
03 May 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated ...
#288: Heather McDonald is Sorry For Being Manipulative
29 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RH...
#287: Violating Bow Code
27 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bo...
#286: Don't Have a Skinny Cow, Man
22 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housew...
#285: Fecal Hatter
19 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat sca...
#284: Own it, Back it Up, and Cut the Chicanery
14 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is ...
#283: Velvet Splatter, Fraudulent Slips, and The Mimicker
12 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shah...
#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield
07 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our best...
#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle
06 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timec...
Erika Jayne Song Leak: I Don’t Give a F**k!
05 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We here at Crappens know people, ok? We got a very special exclusive leak of Erika Jayne’s new sin...
BONUS! Crappens Live at the Improv
05 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We had an amazing time doing our live show at the Hollywood Improv last night. So cool to meet so ma...
#280: It Ain't No Lie — Baby, Dubai Bye Bye
31 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We're doing this tonight. We're probably gonna start a fight. I know this can't be right. Hey BAB...
#279: New Chapsticks and The One Eyed African
29 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’...
#278: People’s Couch’s Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman
25 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The Peop...
#277: Practice Galas, Bros, and Carpool Woes
22 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef ...
#276: Tongue-Tied and Manipulated
17 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules."...
#275: Fed Up Strays
16 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed ra...
#274: Turtle Racing and Early Bird Toasts
10 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwar...
#273: Beaching and Moaning
09 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us ...
#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring
04 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this epi...
#271: Brandon, Craig, and The Three Am-Egos
02 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. So...
#270: You’ve Got Fail
26 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hi...
#269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli
24 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive ya...
#268: Munchausen Hunters International
19 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There ...
#267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife
17 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya...
#266: Liars and Moob Faces Plus RHODallas Preview!
11 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this w...
"You're a Stupid Thing To Say (Love Song To Lala)" by DJ JK
10 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules. See ac...
#265: Tossed Salads and Restaurant Wars
10 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
No "Atlanta" or "Potomac" this week; so instead, we're spending extra time with "Vanderpump Rules.' ...
#264: Lisa Vanderpump Is Mad and Wants You To Know
04 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Lisa Vanderpump is on a rampage this week, scolding Kyle Richards, Jax, and Stassi. Plus, she saves...
#263: BBFN *Best Betch For Now
03 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
NeNe is back and she’s making Sheree squeal. Literally. The ladies of Potomac watch children try o...
#262: Do You Feel Better Now?
29 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Faye Resnick returns to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for the biggest non fight in history. The c...
#261: You Can't Stop The Beat
27 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is all about food! We talk about kitchen mind games on "Recipe for Deception," a beat-...
#260: An Affair To Remember
22 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Bravo-mania! Kathryn Edwards join RHOBH! Couples bicker on Newlyweds: The First Year! Dawn throws...
#259: Rules, Fools and Southern Drools
20 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
New Real Housewives on the culdesac! The Real Housewives of Potomac are here, and they’re full of ...
#258: Old Babies
15 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Bethenny’s back to stir some poo on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time ...
#257: Literally, Crapping on Bravo
13 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
This week: crapping on Bravo. Literally. We watch Jax poop on "Vanderpump Rules." Need we say more...
#256: Simply The Breasts
08 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We go deep with "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," "Real Housewives of Cheshire," and the second ep...
#255: Hanky Panky Marriage Fails
06 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the first episode of 2016, and what better way to celebrate than by laughing at terrible marr...
#254: Awards Special: The 2015 Crappies
01 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrate the end of a hilarious 2015 with our annual tribute to all things Crappens. Welcome to ...
#253: DonJuan's Pink Panties and Ariana's Journal
29 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very special episode of "Watch What Crappens." Ronnie's drunk, Ben's caffeinated, and it's v...
#252: Horses, Ducks, and Bitches
24 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It was a veritable menagerie of animals on Bravo this week: little horses on "Real Housewives of Bev...
#251: Ham Moons Over Miami and the Great Chilean Sea Bass Debate
22 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Time Codes: Opening: Steve Harvey and Miss Columbia and earbud manners on planes. Real Housewives of...
#250: Inbred Branded Not Pregnant Donkeys
18 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Time Codes: Opening and Crappens Mailbag: Kim Comparisons, Richard Blaise’s stupid hair, Yolanda’...
#249: SUR WARS
16 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It's the blockbuster event that all of America is talking about: "Watch What Crappens" visits SUR! ...
#248: Tuscan Ail
11 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We cordially invite you, then disinvite you, then reinvite you to listen to the latest episode of ou...
#247: Top Heifers & Brah Wizards of Oz
09 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we get back on the sinking rental boat that is Real Housewives of Atlanta before checking...
#246: Yolanda in the Lyme Light; Also, Inside the 'Top Chef' Premiere
03 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Big episode today! We cover the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" premiere, give the inside scoop ...
#245: Boat Fights and Cocky Busboys; Also, Yolanda and David Foster Split
02 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ben and Ronnie have reunited after a Thanksgiving week apart! Here's the episode rundown! 00:00 Int...
#244: Wayl Brahd in Shesha & Bonus Hour w Katie Cazorla
27 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are back together again to butcher...
#243: Way Below Deck: Behind the Scenes w/ Producer Nadine Rajabi and Kate Chastain
26 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thanksgiving, and Heaven will be getting hugs and a thank you card for this season of Below D...
#242: Siriusly, Y’all! With Katie Cazorla and Julia Cunningham
25 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ben is still out, so Ronnie called a couple more hilarious chicas to laugh our butts off at the ole ...
#241: Special RHOA XLG Episode with Angie Thomas!
25 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ben is out of town for the week, so Ronnie calls on some friends to talk crap about Bravo. First up ...
#240: Caught Between a Rocky and a Hard Place
19 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The season 3 finale of "Below Deck" ended with some good ol' fashioned slut shaming, thanks to Eddie...
#239: Be Nice to LaLa!
18 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Lisa Vanderpump takes a ho under Hanky's wing on Vanderpump Rules and Hollywood has been good to Ken...
#238: Don't Look For Gifts in the Horse's Mouth
13 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
(**re-uploaded! If you had ish, this is a fresh upload. ;) )Rocky has ten more breakdowns in a merma...
#237: Going Château-to-Toe with Shereé
11 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the return of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" from Cynthia's marital problems to Shereé'...
#236: Still Hot: Ladies of London Special
07 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
ll Ladies of London Special Episode! We spent so much time talking to the queen Kate Chastain (Below...
#235: Two Hours with Kate Chastain of 'Below Deck'
05 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hey "Below Deck" fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the firs...
#234: Casseroles, Nose Cripples & Whistlers
04 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Va...
#233: Dick Pics, Dick Vicks and Girthy Hicks
29 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki's gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange Count...
#232: Gossiping About Bravo Stars With Heather McDonald
27 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Comedienne Heather McDonald ("Juicy Scoop", "Chelsea Lately") joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) a...
#231: Burnt Popcorn, Moldy Boxes, and One Angry Dane
23 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on "Ladies of London," and ...
#230: Jesus Jugs, Jesus Thugs & Jesus Shrugs
20 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsid...
#229: Coffee Table Me and Lucky Pesto You
15 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why?...
#228: Are You There God? It's Me, Tamra.
13 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a ...
#227: Fighting Americans, and Fun with Beef Cheeks
09 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your JUB Balls because there's more fighting on "Ladies of London." This time the Americans ar...
#226: Lost in a Butt
06 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Amazing Housewives music! Plus: Shannon thinks she has something up her butt. Is it real? Or is it a...
#225: Social Terrorism and Naked Maids
01 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline Stansbury assaults another cast member with her unicorn hump and all hell breaks loose. Jul...
#224: Truth, Justice, and Lettuce Cups
30 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
There's a tempest in a lettuce cup this week on "Real Housewives of Orange County." Shannon and Vic...
#223: Julie's Unbelievable Bawls
24 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your passports because it's time to go back to England. It's New Years on "Ladies of London," a...
#222: Just Call Brooks
22 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are live on Perisocope toda...
#221: Post Traumatic Fruits
17 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) start this lovely episode o...
#220: Because Knowledge
16 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The quest for knowledge is never complete, and no one knows that more that Meghan King Edmonds, resi...
#219: Unsweet Caroline and a 'Below Deck' Conch-troversy
10 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
"Ladies of London" is back, and Caroline is colder than ever. In other words, we love her. Ronnie Ka...
#218: TY for the Car, Still Hate Your Man
08 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ben (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV)...
#217: Ring Around the Dinner Theater
03 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) have some fun times with Be...
#216: Vicki's Chemo-tional Rollercoaster; Also, LuAnn Survives Stampede
01 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The feud between Megan and Vicki reaches new heights and lows this week on "Real Housewives of Orang...
#215: My Fab Yacht Reunion Is Fierce, Okaay?
27 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
The "Real Housewives of New York City" reunion powers on, and this week, we take on Dorinda's slurry...